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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | sitegeist's 'humor' clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sitegeist/tag/humor/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/sitegeist/tag/humor/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>George Carlin Is Dead</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/FB9BC8BD-0ACB-4382-A5A1-52588B207C78/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sitegeist/"&gt;sitegeist&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  George Carlin died on Sunday, 24 of June 2008., aged 71.&lt;br/&gt;I'll miss him and his humor for years to come. &lt;br/&gt;There so few good comedians in this world and he was the best.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://sify.com/movies/hollywood/fullstory.php?id=14701569" title="http://sify.com/movies/hollywood/fullstory.php?id=14701569"&gt;sify.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Comedian George Carlin dies aged 71&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sitegeist/512/FCB10202-219E-4077-9834-59C3FC372297.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Carlin died on Sunday evening at the Saint John's Health Centre in Santa Monica, California, just hours after complaining of chest pains, publicist Jeff Abraham said. Carlin had a history of heart problems and underwent rehab in 2004 for addictions to alcohol and prescription painkillers.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/%22george+carlin%22/" rel="tag"&gt;"george carlin"&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://sify.com/movies/hollywood/fullstory.php?id=14701569</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 21:01:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Cute Fascist</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/DBDE450B-1BFA-443C-BD68-C363BFCB4817/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sitegeist/"&gt;sitegeist&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.myconfinedspace.com/?attachment_id=31798" title="http://www.myconfinedspace.com/?attachment_id=31798"&gt;www.myconfinedspace.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sitegeist/512/4F52FAF9-7BA9-4C5E-8560-773F0BAE871D.jpg" alt="SiegHeilPuppy.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/picture/" rel="tag"&gt;picture&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.myconfinedspace.com/?attachment_id=31798</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 01:55:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bringing Back A Souvenir - LOL</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F67BAC8F-ACD4-408A-8380-B109ABE0B707/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sitegeist/"&gt;sitegeist&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/15/youre-taking-home-herpes-life-sucks-have-a-pint/" title="http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/15/youre-taking-home-herpes-life-sucks-have-a-pint/"&gt;www.myconfinedspace.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sitegeist/512/670D7F65-BF1A-455A-994C-41B26017BC67.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/dark-humor/" rel="tag"&gt;dark-humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/15/youre-taking-home-herpes-life-sucks-have-a-pint/</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 01:44:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Dark Humor - Picture</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/14FC4A05-ABC1-4BC8-8B3A-A01C208F65A5/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sitegeist/"&gt;sitegeist&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I just love dark humor; there is so little of it. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/02/oops-thats-not-funny/" title="http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/02/oops-thats-not-funny/"&gt;www.myconfinedspace.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sitegeist/512/5368E7C0-0592-43F2-A5F1-5C84B0B90241.gif" alt="oops-thats-not-funny.gif (59 KB)" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/dark/" rel="tag"&gt;dark&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny.lol/" rel="tag"&gt;funny.lol&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/02/oops-thats-not-funny/</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 01:09:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>George Carlin - Political Humor</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C6451DED-2862-4B94-B1DD-115E1A97F0E0/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sitegeist/"&gt;sitegeist&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  George Carlin tells it how it is, no bullshit and very true.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVTfcAyYGg&amp;feature=related" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVTfcAyYGg&amp;feature=related"&gt;www.youtube.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Who owns you Americans?&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/political/" rel="tag"&gt;political&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/george-carlin/" rel="tag"&gt;george-carlin&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/power/" rel="tag"&gt;power&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVTfcAyYGg&amp;feature=related</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 00:35:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Why George W. Bush Loves Climate Change</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/93F9B24C-8C32-4EA7-A938-AB740CD1608F/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sitegeist/"&gt;sitegeist&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Funny cartoons by Mad Magazine.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/02/03/business/0204-MAD_index.html" title="http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/02/03/business/0204-MAD_index.html"&gt;www.nytimes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sitegeist/512/EDEF0CAD-146D-44AA-9853-7F59074AF003.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/02/03/business/0204-MAD_2.html" title="http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/02/03/business/0204-MAD_2.html"&gt;www.nytimes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sitegeist/512/AFF1C190-FFDF-4FAC-A817-A85BFA412FE9.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/02/03/business/0204-MAD_3.html" title="http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/02/03/business/0204-MAD_3.html"&gt;www.nytimes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sitegeist/512/4D72E5AD-8089-44E9-AAAE-5281F67F3A5C.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/02/03/business/0204-MAD_4.html" title="http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/02/03/business/0204-MAD_4.html"&gt;www.nytimes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sitegeist/512/7F9539E4-5CB8-4100-A600-8089E84AE47B.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/02/03/business/0204-MAD_5.html" title="http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/02/03/business/0204-MAD_5.html"&gt;www.nytimes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sitegeist/512/ABDAC74C-15CF-4812-AAC7-0D6CD105D035.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/02/03/business/0204-MAD_6.html" title="http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/02/03/business/0204-MAD_6.html"&gt;www.nytimes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sitegeist/512/47F6A961-1FE0-4231-BD8F-2941249C89B7.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cartoon/" rel="tag"&gt;cartoon&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cartoons/" rel="tag"&gt;cartoons&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/political/" rel="tag"&gt;political&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bush/" rel="tag"&gt;bush&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/climate+change/" rel="tag"&gt;climate change&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2008/02/03/business/0204-MAD_index.html</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:21:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Apathy - Opposite of Lifehack LOL</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/FF71EE46-E0D1-4A2C-BE43-81ED2A21350F/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sitegeist/"&gt;sitegeist&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Black Humor. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.chuurchofapathy.com/FreeWillIsAMyth.html" title="http://www.chuurchofapathy.com/FreeWillIsAMyth.html"&gt;www.chuurchofapathy.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="style13"&gt;Free Will is an Illusion &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="style1"&gt;Consider the fact that, since our universe erupted from the super hot, tremendously dense butthole of some parallel universe 14 billion years ago, a 400 quadrillion second long string of events, considered random only by people who have yet to figure out that there's no such thing, has preceded the present, making your sitting there in your little chair picking your nose the culmination of a magnificently intricate and complicated web of gazillions of reactions. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="style1"&gt;Every particle involved in an event as seemingly chaotic and random as an explosion follows the laws of physics, and will behave accordingly. The inability of your limited brain to predict the outcome such events just because they're highly complicated doesn't make them "random".&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sitegeist/512/5494C0A0-84F9-4AD8-889B-8B1E8A9AEDA2.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/sitegeist/512/C6784BBF-7FD7-41A2-86D4-613967BFEF5F.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.chuurchofapathy.com/FreeWillIsAMyth.html</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:24:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Freedom Is An Illusion</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/0C98B5C9-19C9-4248-9592-95B04A284FEE/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/sitegeist/"&gt;sitegeist&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  George Carlin, the best comedian in the world, talks in this video about the people who are really in power. We are all owned by them. Not only Americans. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVTfcAyYGg" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVTfcAyYGg"&gt;www.youtube.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/politics/" rel="tag"&gt;politics&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/power/" rel="tag"&gt;power&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/george+carlin/" rel="tag"&gt;george carlin&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/comedy/" rel="tag"&gt;comedy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KVTfcAyYGg</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 21:49:11 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>