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Right Christians vs. Wrong Christians

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:19:35 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Friends, I can't even go on here. Look at my face, see how flushed I am? You get me going on about the Catholics and I'm likely to have a heart attack. I just thank God that everything our youngsters know about the Catholic Church is what they've been hearing on TV. Most of our Truly Saved® Christian children are so terrified of priests that they can't even sleep at night. Let's open our hymnals to page 217 - Just As I Am, singing from the second stanza. . . "Just as I am. . ."

Truly Saved® Christians

The content of the clip was written by a pastor! *Real* Christians of course have a registered trademark and a $750 million budget.

If anyone can spot the teachings of Christ anywhere in this "sermon", would you please point them out to me? I seem to be temporarily blinded by the hypocrisy of it all. But let's open up youtube and have a little sing-a-long, shall we? Praise the Lord.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugZq9hiuCJo

Clip Source: www.landoverbaptist.org

Godly Sermons

Why Do Catholics Worship Mary?

Folks, it's a sad fact that we've got so many unsaved people running around

- sooner or later we're bound to bump into a hell bound Catholic. You know what I'm talking about? We've known their kind for hundreds of years. They're the ones that used to kill people for reading the Bible back when True Christians had to hide out in order to Praise Jesus the right way.

Did you know that before they called themselves Catholics, they were called Romans? That's right!

until one of their fancy emperors decided there was enough money to be made by creating a state religion based on Christianity.

Only now, their favorite goddess is Mary, the mother of Jesus.

Catholics are no better than pagans or Wiccans, praying to stone statues and trees.

Something that should clue the world in is the fact that Catholics insist on getting ALL their information about the Bible from old men who like to play with little boys' penises.

Catholics must be mentally sick

Tags: religion

7 best self improvement articles on the net

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 11:25:07 GMT

clipped by: mugofcoffee

Clip Source: www.memorystrategy.com

1. The Courage to Live Consciously (Steve Pavlina)

2. 14 Ways To Procrastinate Productively (Pick the Brain)

3. 8 Destructive Thinking Patterns and How to Change Them (Change Your Thoughts to Change Your Life)

4. 20 Ways to Elimnate Stress From Your Life (Zen Habits)

5. The Now Habit (Litemind)

6. The Power of Yes: A Simple Way to Get More Out of Life (Get Rich Slowly)

7. 10 Skills You Need to Succeed at Most Anything (Stepcase Lifehack)

Top 10 Best Articles on How to Overcome Procrastination

Bizarre and dirty jobs

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:13:37 GMT

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clipper's remarks: more at the site YUK!

Clip Source: www.lifeinthefastlane.ca

No matter how weary you grow of your job, there will always be one that you won’t envy and make you respect the normal job that you have. Before you say, “I’m willing to do anything to get out of this job,” consider these that you won’t typically find in the Classified Ads. And the next time you shrink from that dreaded buzzing of the morning alarm, be grateful you don’t have to work at any of the following bizarre and dirty jobs and take solace in the fact.

Armpit Sniffer
Works for companies that make deodorant.

Barker
Attempts to attract patrons to entertainment by exhorting passing public, shouting out attractions of the show to incite listeners to attend.

Barnyard Masturbator

Breath Odor Evaluator
Odor judges smell nasty morning breath or breath ‘insulted’ with strong scents like garlic and rate the breath on a scale from 1 to 9. To test odor-reducing products like gum or mouthwash, they smell the breath again and assign it a new rating.

Brain Picker

Chicken Sexer

Chicken Dresser

Satan Appears in Church

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 12:52:50 GMT

clipped by: thisnamecantbetaken

Clip Source: www.jumbojoke.com

Satan Appears in Church

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty -- except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

"Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man

"Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying agony for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

"Nope," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me, old man!?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."

When I say "I'm hungry!", Damn it, I MEAN IT!

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 05:29:33 GMT

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clipper's remarks: I never grow tired of the marvel of my polar cousins.

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

A group of wildlife enthusiasts were looking forward to their lunch during an expedition to the Arctic island of Svalbard.

But they soon discovered a hungry polar bear was also rather keen to try their cauliflower soup.

The giant predator poked his head through the open porthole into the kitchen of the ship, which had weighed anchor so the passengers could enjoy the fabulous icy landscape.

Polar bears are the largest land based carnivores and treat all animals as potential prey

Defeated: The polar bear wanders away after failing to secure a quick and easy lunch

He stayed by the boat for another couple of hours and even stood on his hind legs to better investigate any scavenging potential.

The incredible shots were taken by wildlife photographer Andy Rouse, who led an expedition on the M/S Stockholm.

Home-made Febreeze

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 02:41:46 GMT

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Clip Source: www.instructables.com

Field of Dreams: Soft pics

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 05:23:00 GMT

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Clip Source: www.mymodernmet.com

Posted by Eugene on June 24, 2009 at 1:00pm

When the Sun rises, you better be running at your best

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 05:10:28 GMT

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Be a friend...

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 04:46:40 GMT

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How to Heal the Inner Child?

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 01:47:42 GMT

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Clip Source: www.everytherapist.com

EveryTherapist

How to Heal the Inner Child?

Do you remember how wonderfully carefree you were as a child? Children are typically honest, innocent, and sources of steady outpourings of love. They are naturally curious and ask questions; they’re mystified by objects and experiences we have long since chosen to take for granted.

Some critics believe that the Inner Child is just a product of pop psychology that happened to sell, and that there is no such thing as a separate child-like personality in every one of us.

How to Awaken Your Inner Child | Psychology Today

5 Ways to Awaken Your Inner Child By Carolyn Rubenstein…

Re-Discover Your Inner Child :: Women on Business

Whenever I hear people talk about re-discovering their inner child, I have noticed more often than not that it’s about connecting with the innocence and joy of childhood. Usually the quest to re-discover our inner child is focused on …

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What a Rip Off !!

Mon, 05 Oct 2009 01:37:53 GMT

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Clip Source: www.dawnpugh.com

What a Rip Off !!

What a Rip Off !!

With the ever expanding world of the Internet and mobile technology there are more scheming, crafty, aggressive and malicious, devious and inventive con -tricks around than ever before.

Have you ever received a text message implying that you have won a cash prize and requests that you ring a premium phone number in order to claim your prize?

You may have received a fictitious request from your bank via a telephone scam or email scam whereby you ‘re lead to believe that your bank requests that you confirm your account details, initially presenting quite authentic – Please take note – Real Banks do not contact people in this way.

Protect your self against these scammers. Ask friends or family or contact some kind of “Consumer Advice Centre” in your area for further information.

Stay Safe and become Scam free.

Sit down with her face to face, and drop the bomb in person like a man

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 23:07:38 GMT

clipped by: clip-on-tie
clipper's remarks: Jennifer is a common name... i wonder how many that hit.

Clip Source: www.topcultured.com

Unusual Marriage Proposal Doesn’t End Well

A public marriage proposal can be a nice gesture. It shows the other person that you are vulnerable, confident, and extremely happy to be with them. The use of signs in your proposal can be an interesting way to pop the question (as seen here). Unfortunately for Jennifer, things didn’t go so well.

more info about the proposal can be found here. And for another whacky relationship “gift” go here.

Tags: nonconfrontational breakup

Mother Teresa's Pearls of Wisdom...

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:50:29 GMT

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clipper's remarks: the rest @ site and a visit shall be the best...

Clip Source: www.associatedcontent.com

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.

Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.

Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.

There should be less talk - a preaching point is not a meeting point. What do you do then? Take a broom and clean someone's house. That says enough.

Good works are links that form a chain of love.

If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.

We have not come into the world to be numbered; we have been created for a purpose; for great things: to love and be loved.

Just How Blessed Am I Anyhow?

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 10:15:17 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Happy Thanksgiving to all.

I don't get many things
right the first time
in fact, I am told that a lot
now I know all the wrong turns —
the stumbles and falls brought me here

and where was I before the day
that I first saw your lovely face
now I see it everyday
and I know

that I am, I am
I am the luckiest

what if I'd been born
fifty years before you
in a house
on the street where you lived
maybe I'd be outside
as you passed on your bike,
would I know?

and in a wide sea of eyes
I see one pair that I recognize
and I know

that I am, I am
I am the luckiest

I love you more than I have
ever found a way to say to you

next door there's an old man
who lived into his nineties
and one day passed away in his sleep
and his wife, she stayed
for a couple of days and passed away

I'm sorry I know that's a
strange way to tell you
that I know we belong
that I know

that I am, I am
I am the luckiest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYU6lbGSbxc

Clip Source: mwcnews.net

It sometimes surprises detractors to discover that, in spite of harping on problems facing this sad and jubilant world, I'm a pretty happy fellow most of the time.

It's a kind of success that requires an attitude of gratitude.

giving thanks is the key to happiness.

Can you say, Amen, Brother? It may be impossible to say anything truer than that about happiness, so let's say it again.

Giving thanks is the key to happiness.

"Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be."

I'm not saying take stock of good luck. I'm saying the trite and true, count your blessings.

For the privilege of being alive,

start each day with an attitude of gratitude

Interact compassionately.

Think rationally.

Meditate mystically.

Reflect gratefully.

And, in the words of Bishop John Shelby Spong, love wastefully.

We are incredibly blessed to be alive and riding this silken beast called breathing

That fantastic web of life, matter, energy and consciousness

How lucky am I?

Luck always runs out. Blessings never do.

Tags: thank you, :)

Please don't disturb me...

Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:05:27 GMT

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clipper's remarks: I am seriously reading ...

Clip Source: www.jordanmatter.com

Clipmarks | scarecrow2007's clips

Right Christians vs. Wrong Christians

7 best self improvement articles on the net

Bizarre and dirty jobs

Satan Appears in Church

Satan Appears in Church

When I say "I'm hungry!", Damn it, I MEAN IT!

Home-made Febreeze

step 1Get an empty spray bottle

step 2Add water

step 3Add baking soda

step 4Add fabric softener

step 5Shake well

step 6Spray everywhere

Field of Dreams: Soft pics

When the Sun rises, you better be running at your best

Be a friend...

How to Heal the Inner Child?

How to Heal the Inner Child?

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What a Rip Off !!

What a Rip Off !!

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Sit down with her face to face, and drop the bomb in person like a man

Unusual Marriage Proposal Doesn’t End Well

Mother Teresa's Pearls of Wisdom...

Just How Blessed Am I Anyhow?

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