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O'Reilly is Just So....Funny!

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 21:58:15 GMT

clipped by: sahara
clipper's remarks: I never had seen this until someone posted it on youtube the other day. I don't watch Bill very much, once in a while I catch his shows and find him to be seriously funny, yet somehow also think he is sad and pathetic, since he seems to actually BELIEVE the crap he is saying. But here he is in yet another humorous yet pitiful moment! Enjoy!

Clip Source: www.parisbusinessreview.net

We are proud to have been mentioned recently by a misguided American entertainer named Bill O'Reilly, who apparently hosts a television program on a fledgling network called "The Fox News Channel" in the United States. He referenced a recent Paris Business Review article that said France has "lost billions of dollars" because of an American boycott of French products. Of course, that article was meant in jest.

Clearly, Mr. O'Reilly did not appreciate the humor in our "Poor Little France" column of April 1, 2004, which we believe to be his source for the information. We had assumed that all our readers would recognize that our special edition on April 1 contained only "April Fools" joke stories. The fact that the masthead of the April 1 edition was printed upside down was supposed to be a dead giveaway. Our annual April Fools edition is a long-standing tribute to the holiday

Thank you, Mr. O'Reilly, for extending the humor of our 2004 April Fools edition

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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How The Matrix Should Have Ended

Sat, 08 Dec 2007 21:37:09 GMT

clipped by: sahara

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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Tags: matrix, funny, video

The Muppet Matrix

Sat, 08 Dec 2007 21:33:09 GMT

clipped by: sahara

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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Tags: muppets, funny, video

House of 1000 Muppets

Sat, 08 Dec 2007 21:31:35 GMT

clipped by: sahara

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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Tags: muppets, funny, video

Politicked Off

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:19:39 GMT

clipped by: sahara
clipper's remarks: Click-n-listen, pretty funny songs!

Clip Source: profile.myspace.com

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Clip Source: www.spaff.com

Tags: parody, funny, music, politics

Funny Epitaphs

Fri, 16 Nov 2007 12:23:27 GMT

clipped by: thisnamecantbetaken
clipper's remarks: I clipped this for you alanocu to go with your *romantic* cemetary lady sculpture. *LOL*

Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.

On an Auctioneer:

Jedediah Goodwin
Auctioneer
Born 1828

Going!
Going!!
Gone!!!

1876

Clip Source: www.usroots.com

On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:

Here lies
Ezekial Aikle
Age 102
The Good
Die Young.

In a London, England cemetery:

Ann Mann
Here lies Ann Mann,
Who lived an old maid
But died an old Mann.
Dec. 8, 1767

In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:

Anna Wallace
The children of Israel wanted bread
And the Lord sent them manna,
Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Anna.

Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:

Here lies
Johnny Yeast
Pardon me
For not rising.

In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:

Here lays Butch,
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw.

A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:

Sacred to the memory of
my husband John Barnes
who died January 3, 1803
His comely young widow, aged 23, has
many qualifications of a good wife, and
yearns to be comforted.
(ed: guess they did not have personal ads then)

A lawyer's epitaph in England:

Sir John Strange
Here lies an honest lawyer,
And that is Strange.

Tags: funny, humour, death, epitaphs, revenge, romance, alanocu

Ok, You Figure it out?

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 02:24:43 GMT

clipped by: skwirlinator

Clip Source: antistress.ro

Tags: funny, humor, gag

Classic Jon Stewart Clip

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 16:28:37 GMT

clipped by: sahara
clipper's remarks: Immediately-classic scene featuring Jon Stewart, from the movie "Half Baked".

Clip Source: www.searchforvideo.com

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Tags: stewart, funny, movies

Case Closed, Mr. Mason!

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:21:55 GMT

clipped by: sahara
clipper's remarks: Why do I find this so funny? Maybe the irony was just not lost on me...

Clip Source: www.abovetopsecret.com

Nygdan's Masonic Ties: EXPOSED!!

Originally posted by Nygdan
Any five points can be made into a 5 pointed star. Also, why don't you look at the history of the usage of the 5-pointed star up to around the time that this 'layout' was made?

Indeed, I'm sure you know all about five-pointed stars and the history of their usage.

Why? Because you're a MASON, that's why!

You can't weasel out of it this time, because now I have UNDENIABLE PROOF!!

Your own words condemn you. Everyone knows it's impossible for masons to avoid incorporating their symbols into everything they do, and sure enough, you're no exception. Mason.

Don't bother trying to deny it. The proof is right here for all to see.

Just another example of how ATS is run by masons.

Case closed, Mr. Mason.

P.S. Don't forget that Mirthful Me is also a mason -- and a moderator.

P.P.S. I hope the irony of this post is not lost on certain individuals.

Curses! Foiled Again!!!!

Tags: masons, secret society, funny

Funny Ron Paul "TV ad"

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 18:00:38 GMT

clipped by: sahara
clipper's remarks: The thing is, most of Ron Paul's supporters find this funny (because, we have a sense of humor). It is mainly your insecurity in your candidate that makes people take this type of thing to heart. I KNOW Ron Paul is the best for America. And this was funny to me! But even better is the link to FreeMe.TV posted below the video, click it, it is awesome!

Clip Source: www.imao.us

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Be sure to check out more videos at FreeMe.TV

http://www.FreeMe.TV

#13 - Posted by: John on July 11, 2007 02:06 PM

Tags: ron paul, patriot, president

New Wonder Drug

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:54:33 GMT

clipped by: sahara

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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Tags: drugs, funny

The Temple of the Goracle

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 15:28:12 GMT

clipped by: sahara
clipper's remarks: Okay, before people go to the hating in defense of Al G., I will tell you that I personally find the guy very likable! To get the full effect, go to the sites homepage, it is pretty funny, but would not allow me to clip the video.

Clip Source: www.goracle.org




"Do As I Say, Not As I Do." So Sayeth The Goracle

Clip Source: www.goracle.org

Friend's Names	Friends' emails: (emails are only to send the Goracle Blessing and aren't shared or stored)

Clip Source: www.goracle.org

My child, what is your sin?

Tags: gore, funny, global warming

Oh No, My Kitty is EMO

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 23:33:46 GMT

clipped by: sahara
clipper's remarks: Okay, more silly fun!

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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Tags: music, funny, cats

Found (not a cookie)

Sun, 07 Oct 2007 04:17:31 GMT

clipped by: sahara
clipper's remarks: From the "found" site, random notes and pictures are sometimes so amusing! I have found some really funny ones myself, really liked these ones. Oh, and the "not a cookie one" - " found this on the floor of my office, but I don't know where it came from. We don't have any Barbs, and we rarely have cookies. I did have a box of concrete samples in my office earlier in the day, some of which, I suppose, were vaguely cookie-shaped." lol

Clip Source: www.foundmagazine.com

Cease and Desist

FOUND by Peter Moyes

I am so glad to have come across your magazine. I thought I was pretty alone in my fascination with the odd things one comes across when one takes the time to look. I have a number of things to share, including a wide assortment of public art. There are at least two people downtown doing some odd things. I've found Tibetan runes (I think) inscribed in chalk on the sidewalk, oddly perched cigarette packs, and some pretty interesting telephone art. Here is one of my favorite notes.

Clip Source: www.foundmagazine.com

Rhapsody in Blue said:
This oughta show the psychic underworld what's what.

(February 02, 2007 08:36 PM)

Clip Source: www.foundmagazine.com

It's Really a Good Reason

FOUND by Ella Longpre in Northampton, Massachusetts

I work in a library and get a lot of nice finds, most of them 3D. This came in a few months ago with a stack of books-- it's been on the bulletin board above my desk ever since. It's cute.

Clip Source: www.foundmagazine.com

If Your Name is Mentioned

FOUND by John Boddie in Somerville, Massachusetts

Clip Source: www.foundmagazine.com

No Distress

Clip Source: www.foundmagazine.com

Not a Cookie

Tags: odd, funny, notes