The Comeback Id

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:22:51 GMT

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Old friends and longtime aides are wringing their hands over Bill Clinton’s post–White House escapades, from the dubious (and secretive) business associations to the media blowups that have bruised his wife’s campaign, to the private-jetting around with a skirt-chasing, scandal-tinged posse. Some point to Clinton’s medical traumas; others blame sheer selfishness, and the absence of anyone who can say “no.” Exploring Clintonworld, the author asks if the former president will be consumed by his own worst self.

What Was Jesus

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:38:11 GMT

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clipper's remarks: But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:

He called everyone “brother”
He liked Gospel
He couldn’t get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

He went into His Fathers business.
He lived at home until he was 33.
He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:

He talked with his hands.
He had wine with every meal.
He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:

He never cut his hair.
He walked around barefoot all the time.
He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish:

He never got married.
He was always telling stories.
He loved green pastures.

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The Comeback Id

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