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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | pokkets's 'humor' clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/pokkets/search/humor/sort/latest-pops/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/pokkets/search/humor/sort/latest-pops/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Do Dogs Have A Sense Of Humor?</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/093861DE-7584-49C7-97F6-C4162A0E9939/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/debbyski/"&gt;debbyski&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://pets.yahoo.com/dogs/behavior-and-training/319/do-dogs-have-a-sense-of-humor/" title="http://pets.yahoo.com/dogs/behavior-and-training/319/do-dogs-have-a-sense-of-humor/"&gt;pets.yahoo.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Does your dog ever make you laugh – on purpose? Does he know he’s being funny? An even stranger question – does your dog find things funny? 
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There are countless stories of dog antics and behavior that are funny, but most of those you’d have to say are unintentional. Humorous behavior may be repeated because of the positive reaction received. In this case, you can’t say the dog has a sense of humor, but is acting on positive reinforcement.
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But dogs may be a little smarter than that. Just as some people enjoy making others laugh, it would seem, so do some dogs&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;A dog’s world of humor would have to be mostly on the physical level, through simply behaving in a goofy manner, or playing little tricks on you.
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It’s really not so hard to believe that dogs have the mental prowess to grasp humor, since they so readily grasp the concept of play. Dogs completely understand the difference between play and something more serious, and are careful to make the distinction.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/dogs/" rel="tag"&gt;dogs&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/play/" rel="tag"&gt;play&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://pets.yahoo.com/dogs/behavior-and-training/319/do-dogs-have-a-sense-of-humor/</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2007 12:39:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>If loving you is wrong—I don't wanna be right</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/621F5EFF-3337-4793-869B-5BC8E51CD715/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/CrazyRedHead/"&gt;CrazyRedHead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Your mama and daddy say it's a 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A mouse rides on the back of a frog in floodwaters in the northern Indian city Lucknow. Entrepreneurial! 
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&lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/skwirlinator/"&gt;skwirlinator&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.pcuf.fi/~pjt/pink/headlines.html" title="http://www.pcuf.fi/~pjt/pink/headlines.html"&gt;www.pcuf.fi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;Favourite Newspaper Headlines&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Whatever Their Motives, Moms Who Kill Kids Still Shock Us&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;'Light' Meals are Lower in Fat, Calories&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Alcohol Ads Promote Drinking&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Malls Try to Attract Shoppers&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Official: Only Rain Will Cure Drought&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Teenage Girls Often Have Babies Fathered by Men&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Low Wages Said Key to Poverty&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Man Shoots Neighbor With Machete&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Tomatoes Come in Big, Little, Medium Sizes&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Scientists See Quakes in L.A. Future&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Wachtler Tells Graduates That Life in Jail is Demeaning&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Free Advice: Bundle Up When Out in the Cold&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Economist Uses Theory to Explain Economy&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Bible Church's Focus is the Bible&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Biting Nails Can Be Sign of Tenseness in a Person&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Lack of Brains Hinders Research&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Fish Lurk in Streams&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/favourite+newspaper+headlines/" rel="tag"&gt;favourite newspaper headlines&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.pcuf.fi/~pjt/pink/headlines.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 19:48:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mechanism and function of humor identified by new evolutionary theory</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/63AA8EF2-2373-4F27-9302-FAB16DB60F31/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Mohir/"&gt;Mohir&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;   "By removing stipulations of content we have been forced to study the structures underlying any instance of humour, and it has become clear that it is not the content of the stimulus but the patterns underlying it that provide the potential for sources of humour. For patterns to exist it is necessary to have some form of content, but once that content exists, it is the level of the pattern at which humour operates and for which it delivers its rewards."&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Previous theories have only ever applied to a small proportion of all instances of humour, many of them stipulating necessary content or social conditions either in the humour itself or around the individual experiencing it. But this doesn't explain why an individual can laugh at something when no one else around them does, nor why two people can laugh at the same stimulus for different reasons.&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.physorg.com/news133783972.html" title="http://www.physorg.com/news133783972.html"&gt;www.physorg.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV id="Preview"&gt; 
A new publication answers centuries' old questions regarding the mechanism and function of humour, identifying the reason humour is common to all human societies, its fundamental role in the evolution of homo sapiens and its continuing importance in the cognitive development of infants.&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;"The theory is an evolutionary and cognitive explanation of how and why any individual finds anything funny. Effectively it explains that humour occurs when the brain recognizes a pattern that surprises it, and that recognition of this sort is rewarded with the experience of the humorous response, an element of which is broadcast as laughter.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/evolution/" rel="tag"&gt;evolution&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.physorg.com/news133783972.html</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:24:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Art Of Li Wei</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/14AF91CA-39C6-47F6-AD79-5B449120FC25/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/gozino/"&gt;gozino&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  The art of Li Wei is not a new martial arts, in fact it is the artwork of .... I like his art, what a great sense of humor! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://peoplecorporation.org/display_post.php?p=7333" title="http://peoplecorporation.org/display_post.php?p=7333"&gt;peoplecorporation.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="m_titlesp"&gt;&lt;A class="m_title" rel="nofollow" href="http://www.liweiart.com/"&gt;The Art Of Li Wei&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/gozino/512/71FEDAD8-D7DE-430A-8A73-46338F266278.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/art/" rel="tag"&gt;art&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/modern/" rel="tag"&gt;modern&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/china/" rel="tag"&gt;china&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/creative/" rel="tag"&gt;creative&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://peoplecorporation.org/display_post.php?p=7333</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 03:49:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Humorous Animal Photos</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9C20210C-C23D-483B-9685-C4F60354102D/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/lisaann2007/"&gt;lisaann2007&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.all-creatures.org/humor/humorous.html" title="http://www.all-creatures.org/humor/humorous.html"&gt;www.all-creatures.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="6"&gt;Humorous Animal Photos&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size="6" color="#0000ff"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;From all-creatures.org &lt;BR /&gt;
HUMOR ARCHIVE&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/lisaann2007/512/7FE1E36C-1490-41CD-9169-91FDD9C5F446.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/lisaann2007/512/8CF42A74-A6C8-48AC-8270-40078927942E.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/lisaann2007/512/17A07219-7C65-42D3-AFF9-B8C33752EABA.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/lisaann2007/512/2BA17211-EB43-4BBE-B877-A494021B6401.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/lisaann2007/512/1B08E7EA-CC8F-4330-8714-03B6F42DE40E.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/lisaann2007/512/3427F40D-4CAE-40D8-AA21-BFAE746BECCF.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/lisaann2007/512/BF799FE6-736E-4CCB-BEC4-FB9806905036.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/lisaann2007/512/4C8498C3-EBAC-4835-A43E-A310F008A710.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/lisaann2007/512/9011E590-97B2-42FC-86C6-6DD4C0FF40C2.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/lisaann2007/512/B0C5574F-DE12-4067-A80D-87D7CEB390B7.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/lisaann2007/512/46C09BB4-59C5-4941-9076-43A6C9B11BBF.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/lisaann2007/512/88194920-CED6-4AFD-816E-F6A05F82B37F.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/lisaann2007/512/7CC715B2-B547-4AC7-8DA6-2D3EE0298876.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/animals/" rel="tag"&gt;animals&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny+animals/" rel="tag"&gt;funny animals&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.all-creatures.org/humor/humorous.html</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 23:33:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ctrl,Alt,Del if you've heard this joke before</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/FBA9234C-6F8E-411D-86BD-C4BD37EF1284/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/pokkets/"&gt;pokkets&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Reminds me of a laugh track. Give computers a sense of humor ? A sense of humor is helped by knowing that something is funny, that there are others that agree, and the generally agree for the same reason. An expression of community. It can depend on the infectiousness of laughter. Some of the funniest jokes are about things that   cannot be programmed. Like, when you had to be there.    They don't need programmers who think they are comedians, they need comedians who think they can program. One big problem. Computers aren't funny hillarious, but sometimes they're funny  peculiar, as in, funny how it crashed just before I did a backup.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stories/2007/1994873.htm" title="http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stories/2007/1994873.htm"&gt;www.abc.net.au&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Experts in artificial intelligence have built a computer program that can understand simple jokes, which they say marks an important step in making robots seem friendlier.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/C1571B05-EF20-4A9D-84F2-C197DD430000.jpg" alt="Go on, tell me another" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Previous attempts at getting machines to understand humour have failed miserably, because what is funny to humans is subjective and complex, and fiendishly difficult to program.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;But Julia Taylor and Associate Professor Lawrence Mazlack of the &lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.uc.edu/"&gt;University of Cincinnati&lt;/A&gt; in Ohio have devised prototype joke-detection software, which they describe in &lt;I&gt;New Scientist&lt;/I&gt;.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;The researchers then supplied it with examples of how the same word can have different meanings depending on the context&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;And if any of those words are a better fit for the rest of the sentence, the passage is flagged, ha ha, as a joke.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Here's an example of what a computer thinks is a joke:&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Mother to boy: My, you've been working in the garden a lot this summer.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Boy: I have to, because teacher told me to work a lot.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/computer/" rel="tag"&gt;computer&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/joke/" rel="tag"&gt;joke&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/robot/" rel="tag"&gt;robot&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/laugh/" rel="tag"&gt;laugh&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/software/" rel="tag"&gt;software&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/stories/2007/1994873.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 02 Aug 2007 04:52:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The World in only 7 Pictures</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/70DD6685-3782-4839-8F0D-837809155892/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/pokkets/"&gt;pokkets&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.tocforme.com/quotes/worldinonly.html" title="http://www.tocforme.com/quotes/worldinonly.html"&gt;www.tocforme.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;CENTER&gt;
  The World in only 7 Pictures 
&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Tokyo Water Park in Japan&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/A19ACEC2-5DC0-4F0B-B215-2E37522E6590.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Only in Hawaii&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/607EC995-98AA-4ADE-B3DB-656C2A3A71AE.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Only in India&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/D7076AD6-9D9B-4F5D-8571-45914A23F8E5.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Only in Mexico&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/7EF1B7C1-B13D-4279-A0BA-D6D0A65E23F1.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Only in Texas&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/14633EDF-4226-4D05-A8A1-B1340D2DD435.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Only in Thailand&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/02C482A1-0A10-442C-A879-24CE87FA6C5B.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;And last but not least... &lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Only in America &lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/BEAC529B-3CF0-4843-B290-2954131CBFDE.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/world/" rel="tag"&gt;world&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/people/" rel="tag"&gt;people&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/picture/" rel="tag"&gt;picture&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.tocforme.com/quotes/worldinonly.html</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 18:11:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>15 Hilarious Graffitis</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/8558A8C6-F92D-4116-A931-E0D7BE8C3289/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/skwirlinator/"&gt;skwirlinator&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.oddee.com/item_87094.aspx" title="http://www.oddee.com/item_87094.aspx"&gt;www.oddee.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;B class="tit"&gt;15 Hilarious Graffitis&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/69BE7BB2-31D3-42DA-896E-CFD77137C8F1.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/2538EE82-C7E7-4C31-87CA-B3165F0C2406.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/12D550C0-354C-4C36-A7C8-28EAD0944484.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/45C55A0B-FC56-4644-9912-280A87CA1745.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/F65DE339-798B-497C-843C-BB5544B29BD4.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/035BAD07-A553-495F-B95C-024379F25890.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/FA1D2818-C0D3-469B-B3D1-175F5AA410F2.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/7EA2A8A4-F7BD-4E1A-8B3D-23CC4C7DE65F.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/ACAE21B0-7260-47B0-A3A2-D1E7CC6C28A7.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/79488A99-5317-4EE8-B83B-E10A32FFAEE4.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/52EE9D94-F1A1-4451-8C24-6C914A0D4079.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/6D63F75C-C31C-43C7-806D-9DC2CB836D54.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/385D94F9-E77E-4BC6-B2D7-C988B2AEC66A.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/87AC6FF6-CD7C-44B4-B321-A206FA7650A9.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/AEC60546-8CB6-4675-8F1F-19471AF45A90.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/15+hilarious+graffitis/" rel="tag"&gt;15 hilarious graffitis&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.oddee.com/item_87094.aspx</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 06:01:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Imortant Virus Information</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/6C63C793-AB02-4206-AFDB-B9500656F1DC/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/venushugstress/"&gt;venushugstress&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://treebeard31.wordpress.com/2007/06/19/twins-triplets-and-a-lazy-publisher/" title="http://treebeard31.wordpress.com/2007/06/19/twins-triplets-and-a-lazy-publisher/"&gt;treebeard31.wordpress.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD valign="top"&gt;&lt;FONT size="4" face="Trebuchet MS" color="blue"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and By hand. This virus is called &lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;
&lt;P&gt;If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life Completely.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two Good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as &lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract &lt;U&gt;(WINE)&lt;/U&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;U&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;/U&gt;or &lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter &lt;U&gt;(BEER)&lt;/U&gt;.&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt; Take the antidote Repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://treebeard31.wordpress.com/2007/06/19/twins-triplets-and-a-lazy-publisher/</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:18:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ok, You Figure it out?</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/56E6A0FB-3645-45D9-90CC-48561F654CD7/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/skwirlinator/"&gt;skwirlinator&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://antistress.ro/2007/10/29/newspaper-cuts/" title="http://antistress.ro/2007/10/29/newspaper-cuts/"&gt;antistress.ro&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/B80ED9C3-B468-4DAA-BABD-C9C96BCE6D50.gif" alt="Photobucket - 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Video and Image Hosting" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/30CF99A0-E943-4D3D-B993-B89E0C7164DC.gif" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/4327AFB8-AF8D-4CD3-815D-09D37791714E.gif" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/686DFEDC-18E7-4324-B30E-EE6B6F45E90D.gif" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/gag/" rel="tag"&gt;gag&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://antistress.ro/2007/10/29/newspaper-cuts/</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 02:24:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A laugh a Day.........</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/2FA24F39-F5BE-419C-8D81-90223E7453F3/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/grammydjb1/"&gt;grammydjb1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://e5.email.myway.com/msg_read.php?m=0&amp;s=1&amp;d=1&amp;mid=2221&amp;sl=0&amp;ArdSI=ec980f87dd72a52c963c7b286a08565f" title="http://e5.email.myway.com/msg_read.php?m=0&amp;s=1&amp;d=1&amp;mid=2221&amp;sl=0&amp;ArdSI=ec980f87dd72a52c963c7b286a08565f"&gt;e5.email.myway.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD class="leftColumnSeparator"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;								&lt;FONT color="#cc6600"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;TODAY'S CLEAN LAUGH&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;									&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;									&lt;A class="boldLink" href="http://www.crosswalkmail.com/bekgcemk_tcxzlxjv.html"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;*Honeymoon In England*&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;On a visit to my wife's native England for our honeymoon, we arrived at London's Gatwick Airport.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Tania headed for the British passport control line while I, an American, waited in the foreigners' line.  When my turn came, the customs officer asked me the purpose of my visit.  &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;"Pleasure," I replied.  "I'm on my honeymoon."  &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;The officer looked first to one side of me, then the other.  "That's very interesting, sir," he said as he stamped my passport.  "Most men bring their wives with them."&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;*Thanks to Pastor Tim for this joke!*&lt;BR /&gt;			&lt;A href="http://www.crosswalkmail.com/rrmwlrel_tcxzlxjv.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;FONT color="#0033cc"&gt;http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/A&gt;								&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://e5.email.myway.com/msg_read.php?m=0&amp;s=1&amp;d=1&amp;mid=2221&amp;sl=0&amp;ArdSI=ec980f87dd72a52c963c7b286a08565f</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 04:23:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Self Serve Seagull</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/745735E4-68C1-4796-9F7C-AE12601D7127/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/pokkets/"&gt;pokkets&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.picsoap.com/Thumbs/a53e81c30cb94e06b778.gif" title="http://www.picsoap.com/Thumbs/a53e81c30cb94e06b778.gif"&gt;www.picsoap.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.picsoap.com/Thumbs/a53e81c30cb94e06b778.gif" alt="http://www.picsoap.com/Thumbs/a53e81c30cb94e06b778.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/self/" rel="tag"&gt;self&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/serve/" rel="tag"&gt;serve&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/seagull/" rel="tag"&gt;seagull&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/take/" rel="tag"&gt;take&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/away/" rel="tag"&gt;away&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.picsoap.com/Thumbs/a53e81c30cb94e06b778.gif</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 09:07:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Funny one line jokes</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/96B0E314-FA75-458F-B2E6-1BA19FC5F655/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/Rashid+Malik/"&gt;Rashid Malik&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://jo-kes.blogspot.com/2007/11/funny-one-line-jokes.html" title="http://jo-kes.blogspot.com/2007/11/funny-one-line-jokes.html"&gt;jo-kes.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;People who complain about the way the ball bounces usually dropped it.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;People who think they know everything upset those of us who do.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;People will believe anything if you whisper it.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;People will buy anything that is one-to-a-customer.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Perfection is achieved only on the point of collapse.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/jokes/" rel="tag"&gt;jokes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny+one+liners/" rel="tag"&gt;funny one liners&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://jo-kes.blogspot.com/2007/11/funny-one-line-jokes.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 20:52:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Weird and Funny Japanese products</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/995378C1-4F7A-4453-9FFA-88F22D022C19/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/pokkets/"&gt;pokkets&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;   One Idea is condoms for mobiles. Might make them a bit muffled. How often would they have to be replaced ? &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://my.mmoabc.com/article/Daftshadow/1890.html?login=no" title="http://my.mmoabc.com/article/Daftshadow/1890.html?login=no"&gt;my.mmoabc.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/8BF1E381-6348-4D60-A0EA-80E89DA9BF30.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
						&lt;SPAN&gt;Japan has presented us with some really great products but some of
their things are just totally weird and funny. Here are a few examples!&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;"Man Smell" Gum&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/B20EDAFD-24CD-4ECB-95D5-2B6A02EAB454.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Ninja Chewing Gum&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/3AACDD94-F021-4F29-9487-BB416E59C22A.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Sex Gum for Men&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/FB184F16-D6F0-4093-A0E9-37CF2BF6653E.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Bust Up Gum for Women&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/EE9BB53E-E1EC-4ADC-BAB4-F87245D79817.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Beer for Kids&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/761B0073-02D0-4414-8ACB-FE856AE94E20.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/A8233AAB-C396-4807-B5D0-8500CD99B1C3.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/C03DB170-2A00-41B1-936F-FA1CDDA27A77.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/232AFB0D-AB2A-4908-A53A-BC0E96A30262.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;A Mother's Milk: Breast-tasting drink!&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/8962E053-8709-4179-8D56-46EBA9F355AB.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/AF95AFD7-D778-43D5-AE68-0C5422563456.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Vinegar bar, care for a drink?&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/F2DC410A-D737-4C03-9361-1ED6A774140E.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Diet water&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/B95A8F74-1704-4B2A-A3EF-A9B799ACA2B0.gif" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Final Fantasy potion drink!&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/A46DF210-46A9-4F7F-88DC-E01174375E21.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/297AA43C-14D0-4831-85DE-1A70A1569173.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Condoms for your pleasure!&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/780A3A29-BE16-4145-9C47-F0457E9F9162.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/8018EA23-C913-4427-9D28-1C7D32E36787.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/84A10A35-25BE-4312-889D-02E6BDBD6CF2.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/CEE56265-087C-45B5-9B72-5602709C83A7.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/8F892CD5-0FE6-47EB-BBE1-71BD4929121E.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/047E27E5-7EA8-4167-829B-E8142FD573EB.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/E3F8187F-6CD2-4958-B0E3-083A1A2F40E9.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/701AD347-1093-4E11-AAD3-050BB53D7FAA.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/CDCC8602-63AE-4F03-9441-E948E7145745.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/pokkets/512/5DD94445-65D6-4AA5-989D-849B6678D969.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr 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