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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | philapple's Umoristica collection</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/philapple/clipcast/Umoristica/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/philapple/clipcast/Umoristica/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Tutti contro Linux!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F9F775B3-48E7-4A55-9C4D-82270BFABF04/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/philapple/"&gt;philapple&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Windows e Mac si alleano contro un Linux &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://b22j.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/isreally.jpg" title="http://b22j.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/isreally.jpg"&gt;b22j.files.wordpress.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/philapple/512/C588EFF7-8C68-4929-B64A-E53CFAA14214.jpg" alt="http://b22j.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/isreally.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/apple/" rel="tag"&gt;apple&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mac/" rel="tag"&gt;mac&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/macintosh/" rel="tag"&gt;macintosh&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/linux/" rel="tag"&gt;linux&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/windows/" rel="tag"&gt;windows&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/microsoft/" rel="tag"&gt;microsoft&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pc/" rel="tag"&gt;pc&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://b22j.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/isreally.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:52:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Lo stato della terra</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/A289B243-74D5-4F10-994E-5E7ED79EEED1/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/philapple/"&gt;philapple&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Una simpatica vignetta di The Joy of Tech che mostra la saluta del pianeta terra... &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/index.html" title="http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/index.html"&gt;www.geekculture.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/philapple/512/85A6B3F9-0E0C-4916-8E2E-F1E101C8410F.gif" alt="The Joy of tech comic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/world/" rel="tag"&gt;world&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/ambient/" rel="tag"&gt;ambient&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/science/" rel="tag"&gt;science&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/index.html</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2007 14:39:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Le domande più assurde sul MacBook</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/73D2E735-9A4A-40C9-B5F1-1913D6E16667/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/philapple/"&gt;philapple&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.italiamac.it/forum/index.php?showtopic=99463" title="http://www.italiamac.it/forum/index.php?showtopic=99463"&gt;www.italiamac.it&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV id='post-873460' class='postcolor'&gt;&lt;div&gt;Un &lt;a href="http://www.melablog.it/post/1986/la-recensione-definitiva/2#show_comments" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;b&gt;blog&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt; per utenti Mac ha deciso di fare una recensione del MacBook al "contrario". I lettori fanno le domande e la redazione del sito risponde... ecco alcune domande:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div&gt;-Domanda ingenua da chi un mac non lo ha mai usato: è possibile acquistare il macbook senza il sistema operativo?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Vi volevo chiedere: lanciandolo contro un muro si rompe?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Anch'io sarei interessato al problema del calore: pisciandoci sopra si resce a raffreddare?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Una domanda semplice semplice: quando è acceso e si chiude il monior si spegne come la luce all'interno del frigorifero?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Volevo sapere: se lo lancio di spigolo contro la mia Prof, è reato?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Premessa: sono un ragazzo di colore. Se compro il MacBook nero e sopra ci appoggio il mio pisello secondo voi si nota?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Vi volevo chiedere: se ci aggiungo due Gb di RAMM è vero che mi ricrescono i capelli?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Ma se rubo un MacBook nero il mio è un reato a sfondo razzista?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Se spacco il MacBook in testa ad un frocio, divento gay anch'io?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div&gt;- Gradirei sapere: ho un MB volendo fare un test di velocità con 10 app aperte contemporaneamente, ma avendone solo 7 come posso fare ad ovviare al mio problema?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;img src="http://www.italiamac.it/forum/style_emoticons/default/italiamac_lol.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" emoid=":lol:" alt="italiamac_lol.gif" border="0"&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.italiamac.it/forum/style_emoticons/default/italiamac_lol.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" emoid=":lol:" alt="italiamac_lol.gif" border="0"&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.italiamac.it/forum/style_emoticons/default/italiamac_lol.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" emoid=":lol:" alt="italiamac_lol.gif" border="0"&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.italiamac.it/forum/style_emoticons/default/italiamac_lol.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" emoid=":lol:" alt="italiamac_lol.gif" border="0"&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.italiamac.it/forum/style_emoticons/default/italiamac_lol.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" emoid=":lol:" alt="italiamac_lol.gif" border="0"&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.italiamac.it/forum/style_emoticons/default/italiamac_lol.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" emoid=":lol:" alt="italiamac_lol.gif" border="0"&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.italiamac.it/forum/style_emoticons/default/italiamac_lol.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" emoid=":lol:" alt="italiamac_lol.gif" border="0"&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.italiamac.it/forum/style_emoticons/default/italiamac_lol.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" emoid=":lol:" alt="italiamac_lol.gif" border="0"&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.italiamac.it/forum/style_emoticons/default/italiamac_lol.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" emoid=":lol:" alt="italiamac_lol.gif" border="0"&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.italiamac.it/forum/style_emoticons/default/italiamac_lol.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" emoid=":lol:" alt="italiamac_lol.gif" border="0"&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.italiamac.it/forum/style_emoticons/default/italiamac_lol.gif" style="vertical-align: middle;" emoid=":lol:" alt="italiamac_lol.gif" border="0"&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/apple+macbook+mac+macintosh/" rel="tag"&gt;apple macbook mac macintosh&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.italiamac.it/forum/index.php?showtopic=99463</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 23 Jun 2006 12:17:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Nota disciplinare</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/1E9F63F6-5DE4-4B17-9BD0-9910ACE401EB/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/philapple/"&gt;philapple&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.pensieriparole.it/umorismo/note-disciplinari/pag5" title="http://www.pensieriparole.it/umorismo/note-disciplinari/pag5"&gt;www.pensieriparole.it&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class='text'&gt;L'alunno X si presenta in classe con un ritardo improponibile sostenendo di aver fatto tale ritardo per motivi di vento contrario.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/%22note+disciplinari%22/" rel="tag"&gt;"note disciplinari"&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.pensieriparole.it/umorismo/note-disciplinari/pag5</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 16 May 2006 17:17:44 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>