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How to make a woman happy

Sat, 09 Sep 2006 16:31:22 GMT

clipped by: Djiezes
clipper's remarks:

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Tags: woman, women, man, men, happy, happiness, humor, fun, funny, list

Richard Dawkins: Why There Almost Certainly Is No God

Tue, 24 Oct 2006 13:54:09 GMT

clipped by: wildcat

Clip Source: news.yahoo.com

Opinion
Richard Dawkins: Why There Almost Certainly Is No God

America, founded in secularism as a beacon of eighteenth century enlightenment, is becoming the victim of religious politics, a circumstance that would have horrified the Founding Fathers. The political ascendancy today values embryonic cells over adult people. It obsesses about gay marriage, ahead of genuinely important issues that actually make a difference to the world. It gains crucial electoral support from a religious constituency whose grip on reality is so tenuous that they expect to be 'raptured' up to heaven, leaving their clothes as empty as their minds. More extreme specimens actually long for a world war, which they identify as the 'Armageddon' that is to presage the Second Coming. Sam Harris, in his new short book, Letter to a Christian Nation, hits the bull's-eye as usual:

placed by a ball of fire, some significant percentage of the American population would see a silver-lining in the subsequent mushroom cloud, as it would suggest to them that the best thing that is ever going to happen was about to happen: the return of Christ . . .Imagine the consequences if any significant component of the U.S. government actually believed that the world was about to end and that its ending would be glorious. The fact that nearly half of the American population apparently believes this, purely on the basis of religious dogma, should be considered a moral and ¬intellectual emergency. Does Bush check the Rapture Index daily, as Reagan did his stars? We don't know, but would anyone be surprised?

Tags: science, religion, dogma, god

Top 10 Reasons Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal

Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:47:34 GMT

clipped by: OhBlaDi

Clip Source: stopgeek.com

Top 10 Reasons Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal

12 Nov, 2006 General, -Funneh

Top Ten Reasons to Make Gay Marriage Illegal

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of marriages like Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. .

Tags: politics, idiots, gay marriage

Mathematical proof that girls are evil

Wed, 06 Sep 2006 21:09:22 GMT

clipped by: adamc
clipper's remarks: I knew it! I knew it!

Clip Source: en.wikipedia.org

Girls require time and money:

"Time is money":

So girls are money squared:

"Money is the root of all evil":

So girls are evil:

Tags: girls, evil, proof, math, mathematics, funny

A Brief History of Time - by Stephen Hawking (Full & updated book)

Thu, 05 Oct 2006 18:04:33 GMT

clipped by: Djiezes

Clip Source: www.physics.metu.edu.tr

Chapter 1 - Our Picture of the Universe

Chapter 2 - Space and Time

Chapter 3 - The Expanding Universe

Chapter 4 - The Uncertainty Principle

Chapter 5 - Elementary Particles and the Forces of Nature

Chapter 6 - Black Holes

Chapter 7 - Black Holes Ain't So Black

Chapter 8 - The Origin and Fate of the Universe

Chapter 9 - The Arrow of Time

Chapter 10 - Wormholes and Time Travel

Chapter 11 - The Unification of Physics

Chapter 12 - Conclusion

Glossary

Acknowledgments & About The Author

Tags: stephen hawking, hawking, time, physics, science, book, ebook, full, free, html, space, universe, black holes, wormholes

Top 99 Undiscovered Web Sites

Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:22:46 GMT

clipped by: bookchick49

Clip Source: www.pcmag.com

The following list is made up of sites that are still flying under the radar, but are useful, funny, or interesting enough to merit entrée into the Web's public consciousness.

• Apps - PC & Mobile
• Business
• Computing
• Consumer Electronics & Photography
• Health
• Information, Search & Reference
• Lifestyle, Entertainment & Fun
• News
• Oddities & Gaming
• Shopping & Consumer Issues
• Travel

next >

Tags: technology, web sites, internet, entertainment

100 reviewed places to watch free movies online

Tue, 01 May 2007 15:49:25 GMT

clipped by: rko2007
clipper's remarks: A nice collections

Clip Source: www.solomonrothman.com

100 reviewed places to watch free movies online

Here is a list of 100 places to watch movies and other video content online for free. They include file sharing and bittorrent sites, video distribution sites, individual movies of notability, directories, archives and guides to more sites where you can watch for free. If you have some good ones to add, please leave the url and description in the comments.

I’ve organized this list by categories of content, listed by what I consider most valuable to humans than alphabetically. Instead of offering a blank list, I’ve included a brief summary / review of what you can expect to find at each site.

Choose a category or scroll through entire list:

Mainstream Video Sharing Sites

Video Contests with Original Content

TV Networks

Entertainment Networks with editor approved or exclusive video content

Directories, Organizations and Search tools for finding video creators and free content

Niche Video Sharing Sites

Tags: free, movies, videos, online, tv, films

Error Messages on Computer Screens in Japan

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 21:02:49 GMT

clipped by: sohil
clipper's remarks: I wonder if Vista will adopt this.

Clip Source: www.utdallas.edu

Error Messages From Japan:

Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the computer screens in Japan, where they are written in Haiku.
Aren't these better than, "your computer has performed an illegal operation"?
.......................................................
The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
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Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.
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Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.
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Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
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Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
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Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.
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A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
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Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred.
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You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here.
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Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.
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Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped.
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Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Tags: internet, web, interesting, japan, funny, fun, humor

A Freaking Hilarious Photo LOL!

Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:31:20 GMT

clipped by: orangysb
clipper's remarks: i laughed so bad when i saw this on digg

Clip Source: pics.livejournal.com

Tags: funny, humor, photo

21 Things To Remember

Sat, 17 Mar 2007 06:33:35 GMT

clipped by: Sorgalim
clipper's remarks: 19. Success is getting up one more time.

20. Now is the most interesting time of all.

21. When things go wrong.....don't go with them.

Clip Source: mail.google.com

1. No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission.

2. Most people will be about as happy, as they decide to be.

3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently.

4. Whatever you are willing to put up with, is exactly what you will have.

5. Success stops when you do.

6. When your ship comes in.... make sure you are willing to unload it.

7. You will never have it all together.

8. Life is a journey...not a destination. Enjoy the trip!

9. The biggest lie on the planet: When I get what I want I will be happy.

10. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it.

11. I've learned that ultimately, 'takers' lose and 'givers' win.

12. Life's precious moments don't have value, unless they are shared.

13. If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive.

14. We often fear the thing we want the most.

15. He or she who laughs......lasts.

16. Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

17. Look for opportunities...not guarantees.

18. Life is what's coming....not what was.

Tags: remember, things, success, opportunities

The world's real shape(s): see these images...

Sun, 18 Mar 2007 06:52:59 GMT

clipped by: mugofcoffee
clipper's remarks: so informative, a fresh thinking.. excerpts

Clip Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

How the world really shapes up

Rather than defining each country by size, these computer-generated modified maps - or cartograms - redraw the globe with each country's size proportionate to its strengths, or weaknesses, in a whole series of categories.

For instance, when it comes to military spending, the U.S. appears bloated, but Africa is huge when HIV prevalence is mapped.

The cartograms were produced in a unique collaboration between the universities of Michigan in the U.S. and Sheffield. Here are images and more details on some of the most fascinating...

Alcohol Consumption (2001)

HIV Prevalence

House Prices

Military Spending

War and death

Toy Imports

Toy Exports

Wealth of Nations (1500)

Wealth of Nations (2002)

Tags: world, countries, divisions, cartograms.

Children Learn What They Live

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:00:46 GMT

clipped by: skwirlinator

Clip Source: www.noogenesis.com

Children Learn What They Live (1998)

by Dorothy Law Nolte (1924 - 2005)

If children live with criticism, they learn to condemn.
If children live with hostility, they learn to fight.
If children live with fear, they learn to be apprehensive.
If children live with pity, they learn to feel sorry for themselves.
If children live with ridicule, they learn to feel shy.
If children live with jealousy, they learn to feel envy.
If children live with shame, they learn to feel guilty.
If children live with encouragement, they learn confidence.
If children live with tolerance, they learn patience.
If children live with praise, they learn appreciation.
If children live with acceptance, they learn to love.
If children live with approval, they learn to like themselves.
If children live with recognition, they learn it is good to have a goal.
If children live with sharing, they learn generosity.
If children live with honesty, they learn truthfulness.
If children live with fairness, they learn justice.
If children live with kindness and consideration, they learn respect.
If children live with security, they learn to have faith in themselves and in those about them.
If children live with friendliness, they learn the world is a nice place in which to live.

Chronology of the different versions of this poem:

Children Learn What They Live (1959)

Children Learn What They Live (1969)

Lessons From Life (1971)

Children Learn What They Live (1972)

Children Learn What They Live (1990)

Children Learn What They Live (1993)

Teenagers Learn What They Live (2002)

Children Learn What They Live (2005)

Tags: children learn what they live, poem, versions, life

Funny Math

Sun, 29 Oct 2006 00:01:31 GMT

clipped by: ArghDangIt
clipper's remarks: Why is math so cool?

Clip Source: haha.nu

Tags: math, funny, humor, cool

What the Hell is this shit!

Tue, 06 Jun 2006 06:37:22 GMT

clipped by: skwirlinator
clipper's remarks: Athletes?
[img]http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g291/skwirlinator/wrong.jpg?t=1175764539[/img]

Clip Source: www.joen.org

Tags: weird, funny, humor, sic

Have you ever been so tired?

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 21:37:53 GMT

clipped by: yaya_mindy

Clip Source: haha.nu

Have you been so tired?

Tags: cute, animals, funny, tired

Clipmarks | orangysb's clips

How to make a woman happy

Richard Dawkins: Why There Almost Certainly Is No God

Opinion Richard Dawkins: Why There Almost Certainly Is No God

Top 10 Reasons Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal

Top 10 Reasons Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal

Mathematical proof that girls are evil

A Brief History of Time - by Stephen Hawking (Full & updated book)

Top 99 Undiscovered Web Sites

100 reviewed places to watch free movies online

100 reviewed places to watch free movies online

Error Messages on Computer Screens in Japan

A Freaking Hilarious Photo LOL!

21 Things To Remember

The world's real shape(s): see these images...

How the world really shapes up

Children Learn What They Live

Children Learn What They Live (1998)

Funny Math

What the Hell is this shit!

Have you ever been so tired?

Have you been so tired?

Opinion
Richard Dawkins: Why There Almost Certainly Is No God