http://clipmarks.com/clipper/ofcapri/tag/parrot+prostitues/http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/ofcapri/tag/parrot+prostitues/15Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!en-ushttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C2686728-9FBE-4F4F-AE52-0AA766ED1268/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/ofcapri/">ofcapri</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Parrot_Prostitues" title="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Parrot_Prostitues">www.thehumorarchives.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Parrot Prostitues</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV id="body"><DIV class="neighbours"><A title="Lisa Simpson WTF" href="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Lisa_Simpson_WTF"> ← prev </A> | <A title="Old man sperm test" href="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Old_man_sperm_test"> next → </A></DIV><DIV>A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?'" </DIV> <BR /><DIV>"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." </DIV> <BR /><DIV>The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?" </DIV> <BR />One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!" <DIV class="neighbours"><A title="Lisa Simpson WTF" href="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Lisa_Simpson_WTF"> ← prev </A> | <A title="Old man sperm test" href="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Old_man_sperm_test"> next → </A></DIV></DIV></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/parrot+prostitues/" rel="tag">parrot prostitues</a></div>http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Parrot_ProstituesThu, 15 May 2008 18:09:16 GMT