<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | mooner-one's 'humor' clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mooner-one/tag/humor/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/mooner-one/tag/humor/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>For list freaks.......</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/0C0B6EF6-4216-46F0-A40E-0E8EFFE43E3C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mooner-one/"&gt;mooner-one&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/lists.asp" title="http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/lists.asp"&gt;www.snopes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;CENTER&gt;&lt;FONT size="6" face="Trebuchet MS,Bookman Old Style,Arial" color="#75b570"&gt;Laughable Lists&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

&lt;A name="insurance"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;
&lt;IMG width="20" height="20" align="absmiddle" src="http://www.snopes.com/common/yellow.gif" title="Yellow bullet" alt="Yellow bullet" /&gt; 
Statements from &lt;A href="http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/insurance.asp"&gt;automobile insurance&lt;/A&gt; claim forms.
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;A name="childsup"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;
&lt;IMG width="20" height="20" align="absmiddle" src="http://www.snopes.com/common/yellow.gif" title="Yellow bullet" alt="Yellow bullet" /&gt; 
Statements from &lt;A href="http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/childsup.asp"&gt;child support&lt;/A&gt; claim forms.
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;A name="fakenews"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;
&lt;IMG width="20" height="20" align="absmiddle" src="http://www.snopes.com/common/red.gif" title="Red bullet" alt="Red bullet" /&gt; 
A potpourri of weird and ironic &lt;A href="http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/fakenews.asp"&gt;news stories&lt;/A&gt;.
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;A name="welfare"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;
&lt;IMG width="20" height="20" align="absmiddle" src="http://www.snopes.com/common/yellow.gif" title="Yellow bullet" alt="Yellow bullet" /&gt; 
Statements from applications for &lt;A href="http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/welfare.asp"&gt;welfare&lt;/A&gt;.
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;A name="absent"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;
&lt;IMG width="20" height="20" align="absmiddle" src="http://www.snopes.com/common/yellow.gif" title="Yellow bullet" alt="Yellow bullet" /&gt; 
Notes sent to explain children's &lt;A href="http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/absent.asp"&gt;absences&lt;/A&gt; from school.
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;A name="mangled"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;
&lt;IMG width="20" height="20" align="absmiddle" src="http://www.snopes.com/common/white.gif" title="White bullet" alt="White bullet" /&gt; 
Our collection of &lt;A href="http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/mangled.asp"&gt;mangled&lt;/A&gt; terms gleaned from the Internet.
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;A name="doctors"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;
&lt;IMG width="20" height="20" align="absmiddle" src="http://www.snopes.com/common/yellow.gif" title="Yellow bullet" alt="Yellow bullet" /&gt; 
Inadvertent humor gleaned from &lt;A href="http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/doctors.asp"&gt;medical&lt;/A&gt; charts.
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;A name="olympics"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;
&lt;IMG width="20" height="20" align="absmiddle" src="http://www.snopes.com/common/yellow.gif" title="Yellow bullet" alt="Yellow bullet" /&gt; 
List collects humorous double entrendres from various &lt;A href="http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/olympics.asp"&gt;sports&lt;/A&gt; commentators.
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;A name="16things"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;
&lt;IMG width="20" height="20" align="absmiddle" src="http://www.snopes.com/common/multi.gif" title="Multi-colored bullet" alt="Multi-colored bullet" /&gt; 
E-mailed list features &lt;A href="http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/16things.asp"&gt;Dave Barry&lt;/A&gt;'s '16 Things It Took Me Over 50+ Years to Learn'"
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;The URL for this page is http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/lists.asp&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/lists.asp</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 02:32:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> Kids will be kids...</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/4E32C35C-888A-42A4-8EA3-1871C7C5486A/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mooner-one/"&gt;mooner-one&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  ...but does this give us insight to where we're headed??? &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.tomsjokes.com/en/pics/11599926313828_lemonade.html" title="http://www.tomsjokes.com/en/pics/11599926313828_lemonade.html"&gt;www.tomsjokes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Have some homemade Lemonade&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.tomsjokes.com/en/pics/11599926313828_lemonade.html</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:42:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Nobody could make this up...</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/1FFEAEF1-0704-44A7-89DA-38C33F9652DB/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mooner-one/"&gt;mooner-one&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  .... LOL &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.tomsjokes.com/en/pics/116072037322103.html" title="http://www.tomsjokes.com/en/pics/116072037322103.html"&gt;www.tomsjokes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/mooner-one/512/76033A41-7819-4EA5-94EF-5A0587A7534C.jpg" alt="grandma, grandmother, old, retirement, weapon, gun, mess, robbbery" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Don't Mess With Grandma!&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.tomsjokes.com/en/pics/116072037322103.html</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:38:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Think you can't get fooled???</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/206E01BB-8B11-4BA8-B1C2-233BF2417672/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mooner-one/"&gt;mooner-one&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Wrong. Check this out. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.chemistryland.com/CHM107/Introduction/BehindScene/StepBehindScene.html" title="http://www.chemistryland.com/CHM107/Introduction/BehindScene/StepBehindScene.html"&gt;www.chemistryland.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD&gt; 
      &lt;DIV align="center"&gt;
        &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="+3" color="#ffff66"&gt;Introduction: What Happens Behind the Scenes &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
        &lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size="+2" color="#ffff66"&gt;Tutorial #A2&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
      &lt;/DIV&gt;
    &lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="5"&gt;From individuals to countries, we often want 
      to persuade others to perceive things a certain way or to think a certain 
      way. There are many standard techniques for doing this. Below are some of 
      them. You can use these techniques to do your own persuading, and you can 
      also use this knowledge to keep yourself from being fooled.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.chemistryland.com/CHM107/Introduction/BehindScene/StepBehindScene.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 20:23:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Very funny stuff...</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F4A6F66C-B1E5-4BE2-9A9E-CAEF017AF4FA/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mooner-one/"&gt;mooner-one&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  ... &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.minimumsecurity.net/index.htm" title="http://www.minimumsecurity.net/index.htm"&gt;www.minimumsecurity.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/mooner-one/512/54740302-DB68-443A-BEE8-5472F779ECC5.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.minimumsecurity.net/toons2007/index.htm"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial, Geneva, Helvetica, Sans serif" color="#620f12"&gt;&lt;B&gt;Cartoon
                archives&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;P&gt;

&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.minimumsecurity.net/index.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 16:05:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Hmmmmm...</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/2BA76764-2CFC-4CEC-A138-6A6CE7E4A088/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mooner-one/"&gt;mooner-one&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  ...I think their on to summin'.... &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.minimumsecurity.net/toons2007/7001.jpg" title="http://www.minimumsecurity.net/toons2007/7001.jpg"&gt;www.minimumsecurity.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/mooner-one/512/ACAD4990-3246-45CC-848A-B217A9721B3D.jpg" alt="http://www.minimumsecurity.net/toons2007/7001.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bush/" rel="tag"&gt;bush&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.minimumsecurity.net/toons2007/7001.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 16:00:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>LOL!!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/FB7C9B99-B676-4E31-A65F-2D01B325F0EA/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mooner-one/"&gt;mooner-one&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  LOL!!! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.toilette-paper.com/jokes/pilots/pilot_controltower.html" title="http://www.toilette-paper.com/jokes/pilots/pilot_controltower.html"&gt;www.toilette-paper.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1 align="center"&gt;Pilots &amp; Control Towers&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2 align="center"&gt;Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
        &lt;SPAN class="green"&gt;Tower:&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class="beige11"&gt; "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10
        o'clock, 6 miles!"&lt;BR /&gt;
        &lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class="red"&gt;Delta 351:&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN class="beige11"&gt; "Give us another hint! We
        have digital watches!"&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="beige11"&gt;*************************************************************************************&lt;BR /&gt;
        &lt;SPAN class="green"&gt;Tower:&lt;/SPAN&gt;"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."&lt;BR /&gt;
        &lt;SPAN class="red"&gt;TWA 2341:&lt;/SPAN&gt; "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we
          make up here?"&lt;BR /&gt;
          &lt;SPAN class="green"&gt;Tower:&lt;/SPAN&gt;"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it
          hits a 727?"&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="beige11"&gt;*************************************************************************************&lt;BR /&gt;
From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: "I'm
            f...ing bored!"&lt;BR /&gt;
            &lt;SPAN class="green"&gt;Ground Traffic Control:&lt;/SPAN&gt; "Last aircraft transmitting, identify
            yourself immediately!"&lt;BR /&gt;
            &lt;SPAN class="red"&gt;Unknown aircraft:&lt;/SPAN&gt; "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!"&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/mooner-one/512/FCC49907-6750-4A35-97C2-8729B9660E1A.jpg" alt="Great Adult Gag Gifts and FUN" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;A  href="http://www.toilette-paper.com/jokes/pilots/../../index.html"&gt;Visit Directory
      of All Cartoons&lt;/A&gt;  &lt;FONT color="#ff0000"&gt;•  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.toilette-humor.com/sendthispage2.php"&gt;Send
      LINK to this Cartoon to a Friend&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
              &lt;/B&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt; &lt;SPAN class="black"&gt;adult humor, pilots, flying, ground control, tower, adult jokes, bathroom
              wall sayings&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/lol/" rel="tag"&gt;lol&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.toilette-paper.com/jokes/pilots/pilot_controltower.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:08:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Open season...</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/72C244C3-38A6-4288-A2F4-F30A959A8AB0/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mooner-one/"&gt;mooner-one&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  ....on Bush and Clinton. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://video.stumbleupon.com/" title="http://video.stumbleupon.com/"&gt;video.stumbleupon.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://video.stumbleupon.com/</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:38:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Lewis Black....</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/A9D297BF-7517-4071-AF0C-0F8E76E3C41C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mooner-one/"&gt;mooner-one&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  ....makes his points, ahhh..., point blank?. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://video.stumbleupon.com/" title="http://video.stumbleupon.com/"&gt;video.stumbleupon.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://video.stumbleupon.com/</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:29:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A little humor, a little seriousness...</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/6A3F6106-2B32-4BF3-8A99-25882A9B3B28/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mooner-one/"&gt;mooner-one&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  ...nice.... &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://haha.nu/creative/creative-photos-by-chema-madoz/" title="http://haha.nu/creative/creative-photos-by-chema-madoz/"&gt;haha.nu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1 id="post-176"&gt;&lt;A title="Permanent Link: Creative photos by Chema Madoz" rel="bookmark" href="http://haha.nu/creative/creative-photos-by-chema-madoz/"&gt;Creative photos by Chema Madoz&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/284323154X/002-1787278-3485606?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=programmetool-20&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=284323154X" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151571836_i_2414" src="http://static.flickr.com/112/311293569_c4dd965ed7_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;A id="more-176"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/284323154X/002-1787278-3485606?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=programmetool-20&amp;linkCode=xm2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creativeASIN=284323154X" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151571896_i_9583_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/101/311293579_e75ab1e0ec_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151571917_i_4790_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/104/311293604_caeff40a8b_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151571938_i_1016_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/103/311293616_7a245c5c54_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151571957_i_2338_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/101/311293662_3e9a2cef13_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151571984_i_5532_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/119/311293664_9d405d9a9a_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572003_i_6209_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/114/311293692_d959d3fac8_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572022_i_4031_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/119/311293731_23289c0041_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572037_i_1155_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/122/311293742_f63f657ff0_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572056_i_5448_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/109/311293781_5442d72a65_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572076_i_4594_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/122/311293818_b9567268ff_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572097_i_2466_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/108/311293833_2fde29bed5_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572122_i_3096_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/118/311293849_56c8b56a41_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572139_i_1567_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/118/311293878_f420520d31_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572157_i_7085_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/120/311293919_dda2dbd8cc_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572174_i_7249_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/115/311293933_85912f5f33_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572193_i_9258_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/113/311293947_9049ab8f65_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572206_i_8914_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/116/311293983_89d4f3c5af_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572219_i_8088_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/106/311293999_68dd2b5b71_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572231_i_2283_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/122/311294059_4a37c046b2_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572255_i_2166_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/115/311294084_beaf52913d_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572272_i_3239_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/104/311294119_db06b44628_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572284_i_6184_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/103/311294130_ca825e3bb4_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572298_i_4989_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/106/311294148_31c26b09d3_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572313_i_3823_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/99/311294173_307111fc5e_o.jpg" /&gt; &lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572329_i_7549_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/101/311294194_441a3e3ae3_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572342_i_4719_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/121/311294210_44411a936b_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572357_i_5224_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/117/311294266_a20fb36570_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572372_i_3110_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/118/311294305_e33ddd57a4_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572389_i_2249_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/109/311294319_ed563d1156_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572401_i_2258_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/111/311294329_be04fef88d_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572413_i_2023_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/107/311294343_a16fb1186f_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572426_i_7878_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/108/311294380_5212ded3cb_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572438_i_9405_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/110/311294393_7f8917d044_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572453_i_9956_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/112/311294408_952fb929d6_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572466_i_5127_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/105/311294455_431a907f20_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572478_i_8012_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/102/311294474_be2eaaa4ba_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572491_i_2713_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/101/311294488_52a2c4842f_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572511_i_7426_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/109/311294502_3a4468163f_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572527_i_3456_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/105/311294547_63a4658284_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572539_i_8308_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/115/311294601_871f8916af_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572550_i_5219_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/122/311294621_b06d867652_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572563_i_9935_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/118/311294644_29f40322db_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572578_i_8216_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/114/311294677_91f9182e29_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572593_i_3599_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/102/311294698_137e087c39_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572604_i_6307_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/116/311294719_690d8879b1_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572619_i_2933_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/103/311294733_f08069daae_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572633_i_1936_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/120/311294756_625b0d878d_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572648_i_1675_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/117/311294774_d3881f735c_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572663_i_1187_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/114/311294798_c92072965f_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572682_i_4470_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/117/311294812_2c5b986a2f_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572695_i_7890_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/118/311294830_b9b1a9b838_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572708_i_5327_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/122/311294848_466e834f15_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572719_i_6422_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/113/311294858_974e3f5a6e_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572728_i_2745_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/111/311294883_1108e8ff45_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;IMG alt="creatifff_in_-1151572740_i_4023_full" src="http://static.flickr.com/106/311294903_452e878f44_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photo/" rel="tag"&gt;photo&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/art/" rel="tag"&gt;art&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://haha.nu/creative/creative-photos-by-chema-madoz/</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 22:15:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Wha da???</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/964967D0-C7CC-45B4-A8DB-A2DF1BBF1DF6/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mooner-one/"&gt;mooner-one&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Leno &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3319/27.shtml" title="http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3319/27.shtml"&gt;www.nbc.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/mooner-one/512/EF2E1350-6533-4F4A-8E73-B3E28C89545A.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/H_3319/27.shtml</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2007 20:49:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>I knew it would work...</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/5E8F966D-DFF9-4760-B7F5-C8BB0A553E10/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mooner-one/"&gt;mooner-one&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  ...but no one said when. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.theonion.com/content/index/4341" title="http://www.theonion.com/content/index/4341"&gt;www.theonion.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;
		&lt;A href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/reaganomics_finally_trickles_down"&gt;Reaganomics Finally Trickles Down To Area Man&lt;/A&gt;
	&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/mooner-one/512/3A4EBAEB-8B46-4E11-9538-D17A776A8908.jpg" alt="Reagon" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="teaser"&gt;
			"He may not have lived to see it, but I'm sure President Reagan is up in heaven smiling down on me," said the recipient of two crisp five-dollar bills. &lt;A class="more" href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news/reaganomics_finally_trickles_down"&gt;more&lt;/A&gt;
		&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.theonion.com/content/index/4341</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2007 20:45:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Hmmmmmmm...</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/7DBD1891-159B-440C-9D50-3A514779DE84/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mooner-one/"&gt;mooner-one&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  ...and more. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="https://webmail2.optonline.net/iframe_lr.html" title="https://webmail2.optonline.net/iframe_lr.html"&gt;webmail2.optonline.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;American Voices&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H4&gt;&lt;A target="1" href="http://click.theonion.com/c.html?s=6jy,v44j,19ys,ecih,87as,f23x,7d9l"&gt;Atlantic City Mayor Resigns&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/mooner-one/512/436BCF2A-3353-4478-9C0D-CB2B0EC98847.jpg" alt="Old Woman" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="blocktext"&gt;"Well thank goodness he's gone.
Erratic and suspicious behavior has no place in Atlantic City."&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;OL&gt;

  &lt;LI&gt;&lt;A target="1" href="http://click.theonion.com/c.html?s=6jy,v44j,19ys,bes7,irhr,f23x,7d9l"&gt;Video: Use Of 'N-Word' May End Porn Star's Career&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;&lt;A target="1" href="http://click.theonion.com/c.html?s=6jy,v44j,19ys,1dss,jmrr,f23x,7d9l"&gt;Patriots Stunned By Mere 17-Point Victory&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;&lt;A target="1" href="http://click.theonion.com/c.html?s=6jy,v44j,19ys,ebtm,ep68,f23x,7d9l"&gt;Karate Lessons Give Child Self-Confidence To Quit Karate&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;&lt;A target="1" href="http://click.theonion.com/c.html?s=6jy,v44j,19ys,78qz,eg9x,f23x,7d9l"&gt;Every Intern At Nonprofit Trying To Solve Refugee Crisis First&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;
&lt;LI&gt;&lt;A target="1" href="http://click.theonion.com/c.html?s=6jy,v44j,19ys,alnt,c172,f23x,7d9l"&gt;Aunt Threatens To Devour Helpless Newborn's Toes&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;
  &lt;/OL&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>https://webmail2.optonline.net/iframe_lr.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 13 Oct 2007 20:43:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>humor: the best drug</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/CF896DD0-0959-47F2-9A5B-BFC03EF2CE4D/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mooner-one/"&gt;mooner-one&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  More humor from Bikernet.com...., check out the sight, if ya dare... &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.bikernet.com/knucklebusters/archive.asp?Article=060501" title="http://www.bikernet.com/knucklebusters/archive.asp?Article=060501"&gt;www.bikernet.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial,Helvetica"&gt;Let's see if I understand how America works lately...

&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial,Helvetica"&gt;If a woman burns her thighs on the hot coffee she was
holding in her lap while driving, she blames the
restaurant.

&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial,Helvetica"&gt;If your teen-age son kills himself, you blame the
rock 'n' roll music or musician he liked.

&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial,Helvetica"&gt;If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and
die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco
company.

&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial,Helvetica"&gt;If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving
home drunk, you blame the bartender.

&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial,Helvetica"&gt;If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you
blame the gun manufacturer.

&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial,Helvetica"&gt;And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and
tries to kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers
kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the
airline.

&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial,Helvetica"&gt;I must have lived too long to understand the world
as it is anymore. So if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is
parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame
Bill Gates, OK?
 
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.bikernet.com/knucklebusters/archive.asp?Article=060501</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 01:52:09 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>