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Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!en-ushttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/AAC923A9-CCF2-404A-8A96-B03FB13FBF7D/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mohammadi/">mohammadi</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.simple-talk.com/sql/database-administration/ten-common-database-design-mistakes/" title="http://www.simple-talk.com/sql/database-administration/ten-common-database-design-mistakes/">www.simple-talk.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>"<I>If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there</I>" – George Harrison</P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/quote/" rel="tag">quote</a></div>http://www.simple-talk.com/sql/database-administration/ten-common-database-design-mistakes/Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:33:18 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/1C2E5522-2D86-4218-97CE-5ECA96E4F715/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mohammadi/">mohammadi</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2008/09/21/25-beautiful-macro-photography-shots-photos/" title="http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2008/09/21/25-beautiful-macro-photography-shots-photos/">www.smashingmagazine.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/mohammadi/512/A9FC516D-54B6-4B5D-91B6-3F863995FCA7.jpg" alt="Macro Photography" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photo/" rel="tag">photo</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/coo/" rel="tag">coo</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/moth/" rel="tag">moth</a></div>http://www.smashingmagazine.com/2008/09/21/25-beautiful-macro-photography-shots-photos/Mon, 22 Sep 2008 08:52:59 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/BE8E70BB-4DFB-4181-8654-BB9B52DD7DC6/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mohammadi/">mohammadi</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.codethinked.com/post/2008/09/14/On-life-and-certainty.aspx" title="http://www.codethinked.com/post/2008/09/14/On-life-and-certainty.aspx">www.codethinked.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">David Foster Wallace</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">another didactic little story</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">two guys sitting together in a bar in the remote Alaskan wilderness</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">One of the guys is religious</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">the other is an atheist,</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">arguing about the existence of God</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">he atheist says:</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Look, it's not like I don't have actual reasons for not believing in God. It's not like I haven't ever experimented with the whole God and prayer thing.</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Just last month I got caught away from the camp in that terrible blizzard, and I was totally lost and I couldn't see a thing, and it was fifty below, and so I tried it: I fell to my knees in the snow and cried out </div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Oh, God, if there is a God, I'm lost in this blizzard, and I'm gonna die if you don't help me.'"</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">the religious guy looks at the atheist all puzzled. </div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">you must believe now</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">The atheist just rolls his eyes.</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">No, man, all that was was a couple Eskimos happened to come wandering by and showed me the way back to camp." </div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/story/" rel="tag">story</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag">fun</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cool/" rel="tag">cool</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/god/" rel="tag">god</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/%22david+foster+wallace%22/" rel="tag">"david foster wallace"</a></div>http://www.codethinked.com/post/2008/09/14/On-life-and-certainty.aspxMon, 15 Sep 2008 17:09:55 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/0ACFDA4C-138C-4D23-BE60-3A02AD0F696E/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mohammadi/">mohammadi</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.smashingapps.com/2008/09/10/39-masterpieces-of-creative-advertisements.html" title="http://www.smashingapps.com/2008/09/10/39-masterpieces-of-creative-advertisements.html">www.smashingapps.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/mohammadi/512/D7F091E0-12E3-4E82-8060-1AFD6D15EE66.jpg" alt="monster" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/mohammadi/512/3930A38A-7718-41E7-80C9-22411A9966AA.jpg" alt="obesity is suicide" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/mohammadi/512/A1026579-CC80-433C-A399-759266542455.jpg" alt="Museum of Natural History Stuttgart" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/mohammadi/512/D40E10AE-7465-4C44-9D36-7706F72E7C56.jpg" alt="national-geographic-channel" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/mohammadi/512/1CF2816C-AB4C-45EA-BC9F-308C668639C8.jpg" alt="kitkat" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/mohammadi/512/E325961C-C48F-4D72-A309-39527EF206AE.jpg" alt="Nintendo" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/inspiration/" rel="tag">inspiration</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/advertisement/" rel="tag">advertisement</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photo/" rel="tag">photo</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/picture/" rel="tag">picture</a></div>http://www.smashingapps.com/2008/09/10/39-masterpieces-of-creative-advertisements.htmlFri, 12 Sep 2008 17:55:02 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/BD2E337F-4AF6-4EDC-A235-1981F999ACE1/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mohammadi/">mohammadi</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.myscienceisbetter.info/2008/09/install-google-chrome-on-linux-using-wine.html" title="http://www.myscienceisbetter.info/2008/09/install-google-chrome-on-linux-using-wine.html">www.myscienceisbetter.info</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>wget <A href="http://gpdl.google.com/chrome/install/149.27/chrome_installer.exe">http://gpdl.google.com/chrome/install/149.27/chrome_installer.exe</A></DIV></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"></div>http://www.myscienceisbetter.info/2008/09/install-google-chrome-on-linux-using-wine.htmlThu, 04 Sep 2008 16:13:19 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9660CC81-C6D3-473C-AA58-3C4C9386B4E9/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mohammadi/">mohammadi</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/aug/28/internet.captcha" title="http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/aug/28/internet.captcha">www.guardian.co.uk</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/mohammadi/512/896EEB1B-92B4-4773-834B-143F703837AB.jpg" alt="captcha" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Captcha stands for Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">The idea is that humans can read the letters, but computers cannot</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Casey Chesnut, <A href="http://www.brains-n-brawn.com/default.aspx?vDir=aicaptcha">wrote a Captcha-breaking algorithm</A> and demonstrated it by posting automated comments to nearly 100 blogs to demonstrate their vulnerability</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><A href="http://www.bit.ly/captcha3">3D Captcha</A></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Spammers have employed large teams of temporary staff to solve Captchas, effectively "rooms of people", usually in a third world country, sitting at a computer and solving Captchas.</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">OpenID, or Microsoft's CardSpace, may help</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Instead of having many sites with poor</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">a few sites with strong verification procedures</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>"Ultimately Captchas are useless for spam because they're designed to tell you if someone is 'human' or not, but not whether something is spam or not. Just because something came from a real human being doesn't mean it isn't spam, which is why content-based solutions like Akismet are the only long-term solution to the spam problem."</P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/captcha/" rel="tag">captcha</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/article/" rel="tag">article</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/guardian/" rel="tag">guardian</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/spam/" rel="tag">spam</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/akismet/" rel="tag">akismet</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/ocr/" rel="tag">ocr</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/technology/" rel="tag">technology</a></div>http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2008/aug/28/internet.captchaFri, 29 Aug 2008 06:51:40 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E64B662F-0337-4159-8DE7-525FAEC13E46/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mohammadi/">mohammadi</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://juj.blogfa.com/comments/?blogid=juj&postid=137&timezone=12642" title="http://juj.blogfa.com/comments/?blogid=juj&postid=137&timezone=12642">juj.blogfa.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="text">تازه ترین اس ام اس (پیامک) روی تلفن های همراه در ایران: "رسیدن قیمت نفت ایران به 140 دلار را به عمومی مردم فلسطین، لبنان، سوریه، عراق و افغانستان تبریک عرض می کنیم."</DIV></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sms/" rel="tag">sms</a></div>http://juj.blogfa.com/comments/?blogid=juj&postid=137&timezone=12642Thu, 24 Jul 2008 12:45:03 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D7D5479A-0B38-4B55-B961-578A8F90BB03/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mohammadi/">mohammadi</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.khabgard.com/?id=-506691380" title="http://www.khabgard.com/?id=-506691380">www.khabgard.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">سعدیانه</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="posttext"> کس نیاموخت علم تیر از من | که مرا عاقبت نشانه نکرد </DIV></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/%d8%b4%d8%b9%d8%b1/" rel="tag">شعر</a></div>http://www.khabgard.com/?id=-506691380Wed, 23 Jul 2008 17:55:23 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/94A50939-3042-4767-AC64-E96EEDB13347/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mohammadi/">mohammadi</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://mr-torki.blogfa.com/cat-6.aspx" title="http://mr-torki.blogfa.com/cat-6.aspx">mr-torki.blogfa.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P><FONT size="3" face="times new roman, times, serif"><STRONG>گفتم ز چه آیا طرب از ما رفته ست<BR />شوق از سر و ذوق طلب از پا رفته ست</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT size="3" face="times new roman, times, serif"><STRONG>  بر چهره چو نردبان چینها دیدم<BR />  معلومم شد که عمر بالا رفته ست!</STRONG></FONT></P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P><FONT size="3" face="times new roman, times, serif">بر درگه خلق بندگی ما را کشت<BR />هر سو پی نان دوندگی ما را کشت</FONT></P> <P><FONT size="3" face="times new roman, times, serif">  فارغ نشویم یک دم از فکر معاش<BR />  ای مرگ بیا که زندگی ما را کشت!</FONT>  </P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/%d9%81%d8%a7%d8%b1%d8%b3%db%8c/" rel="tag">فارسی</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/%d8%b4%d8%b9%d8%b1/" rel="tag">شعر</a></div>http://mr-torki.blogfa.com/cat-6.aspxFri, 18 Jul 2008 13:24:42 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/315FEC7E-254E-415F-8E60-737C63C2E05C/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mohammadi/">mohammadi</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://mr-torki.blogfa.com/cat-6.aspx" title="http://mr-torki.blogfa.com/cat-6.aspx">mr-torki.blogfa.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><STRONG>صورت نبست در دل ما کینهّ کسی<A href="http://photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=2469244"></A><BR /><DIV>آیینه هر چه دید فراموش می کند</DIV><BR /></STRONG></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/%d8%b4%d8%b9%d8%b1+%d9%81%d8%a7%d8%b1%d8%b3%db%8c/" rel="tag">شعر فارسی</a></div>http://mr-torki.blogfa.com/cat-6.aspxFri, 18 Jul 2008 13:22:45 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/4DDC3CAD-0F53-471B-8BA8-29AEC8836A86/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mohammadi/">mohammadi</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://timepass.onlyfanpics.com/nationalgeographicchannelstrikesagainmin.html?nationalgeographicchannelstrikesagainmin" title="http://timepass.onlyfanpics.com/nationalgeographicchannelstrikesagainmin.html?nationalgeographicchannelstrikesagainmin">timepass.onlyfanpics.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/mohammadi/512/3A219961-5CC7-4D96-A9BF-02328C7664A9.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/mohammadi/512/104EC0C3-5685-4487-9F74-6FA243D45A51.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/mohammadi/512/A40F7C4B-31CB-4B46-BE5C-2CC7DFC3E11F.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photo/" rel="tag">photo</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/national+geographic/" rel="tag">national geographic</a></div>http://timepass.onlyfanpics.com/nationalgeographicchannelstrikesagainmin.html?nationalgeographicchannelstrikesagainminFri, 09 May 2008 06:33:55 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/86450EFC-1DA2-4D27-A9DF-49FEC3E009FC/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mohammadi/">mohammadi</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/" title="http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/">www.devtopics.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? <BR />Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Programming is like sex:<BR />One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/mohammadi/512/5B58EDE9-6FE2-49A2-95D4-7EC544D26CFA.jpg" alt="Comic" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">A programmer is walking along a beach and finds a lamp.</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">genie</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">but only one wish</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">"I'd want peace in the Middle East." </div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">The genie responds</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">I can do just about anything, but this is likely beyond my limits.</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">"Well, I am a programmer, and my programs have lots of users.  Please make all my users satisfied with my software and let them ask for sensible changes."</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">the genie responds, "Um, let me see that map again."</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike.</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">"Where'd you get that?"</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">"While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike.  She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want'."</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">"Good choice!  Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."</div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/joke/" rel="tag">joke</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/programming/" rel="tag">programming</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/programmer/" rel="tag">programmer</a></div>http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/Fri, 09 May 2008 06:17:39 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C6D4A1EA-7DD8-421D-BF22-2004EE381A3E/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/mohammadi/">mohammadi</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; 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