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Poor Lawyer

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:28:07 GMT

clipped by: mleonard64
clipper's remarks: Ouch. That doctor is a little snarky.
http://rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml

Clip Source: rinkworks.com

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"

Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"

Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."

Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"

Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Nothing But Tears Shampoo

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 15:16:06 GMT

clipped by: mleonard64
clipper's remarks: www.theonion.com

Clip Source: www.theonion.com

Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns

Frustration

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 22:14:21 GMT

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clipper's remarks: xkcd.com
Hmmm. I would need about 4 minutes.

Clip Source: xkcd.com

Frustration

True Cause of Global Warming.

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:30:16 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Thank you Flying Spaghetti Monster and you Noodly Appendage.

Clip Source: www.venganza.org

Chess Problem

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 03:09:53 GMT

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Clip Source: www.ocf.berkeley.edu

A game begins with 1.e4 and ends in the fifth move with knight takes rook mate. Reconstruct the game.

Note: This puzzle has apparently stumped many smart people, including Garry Kasparov, Anatoly Karpov, Mikhail Botvinnik, and Ken Thompson (a la Unix and C). Major kudos if you solve it yourself!

Religious Leaders

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:46:10 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Hmmmm. I'm not sure if the guys in green are real.

Clip Source: www.subtire.com

Speeding

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 23:26:48 GMT

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clipper's remarks: I do not endorse speeding. But that's just funny.

Clip Source: www.photobasement.com

High Score

June 6, 2008 by admin

Chemistry Video

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:37:47 GMT

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Clip Source: www.collegehumor.com

The World of Chemistry

May 19, 2008

Anemone Abomination

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:17:26 GMT

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clipper's remarks: The Onion News

Note: Not true

Clip Source: www.theonion.com

Transgendered Sea Anemone Denounced As 'Abomination' By Clergy

HUNTSVILLE, AL—A coalition of Baptist clergymen spoke out Monday against the Telia felina, a transgendered sea anemone they are decrying as "base and depraved."

January 20, 1999 | Issue 35•02

A World Without Language Abiguity? Preposterous!!

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 02:08:18 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Dinosaur Comics

Clip Source: www.qwantz.com

T-Shirts

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 20:52:09 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Dinosaur Comics Merchandise. The whale one is my favorite.

Clip Source: www.topatoco.com

Beijing's Olympic Cheer

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 22:06:07 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Good thing, otherwise it will be complete chaos.

Clip Source: news.bbc.co.uk

Beijing approves Olympics 'cheer'

The authoritative, four-part Olympic cheer, accompanied by detailed instructions, will be promoted on TV, in schools and with a poster campaign.

The cheer is accompanied by chants of "Olympics", "Let's go" and "China".

The Ministry of Education is also arranging special training sessions in schools for the 800,000 students who are expected to attend the Games.

Mummenschanz

Wed, 21 May 2008 00:55:18 GMT

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clipper's remarks: I find this strangely hynotic. The Muppet Show has some amazing stuff.

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

Mummenschanz on the Muppet Show (1976) 1 of 5

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The Onion Personal

Sun, 04 May 2008 21:32:31 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Hmm. i'm not sure if this is intentional but all I get is the image of a psycho-killer carrying a body wrapped in a blanket.

Clip Source: www.theonion.com

Personal of the Day

lirrel

If I could be anywhere at the moment: "Wrapped up in a blanket in the arms of someone that I love."

Women and Men

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:12:52 GMT

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Clip Source: bash.org

DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.