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American Tie - American Pie Parody

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 02:30:52 GMT

clipped by: mjesales
clipper's remarks: Absolutely Hillarious!

Note: I was just thinking of the song American Pie and the following just came out in the last few minutes. Must be my constant thinking about one day being financially free and kicking back.

So bye-bye to the month of July

No vacation at my occupation

Because I’m one of the new guys

I work 100 hours per week and then start to cry

Singin’ this is how my social life died

This is how my social life died

Tags: american pie, american tie, parody, songs, music, lyrics

Drag racing on your wedding day?

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 15:32:45 GMT

clipped by: mjesales
clipper's remarks: I read this and had to share it.

Clip Source: today.reuters.com

Newlyweds caught in drag race

SYDNEY (Reuters) - Australian newlyweds kissing on the backseat of their hired car were unaware their chauffeur was street drag racing, until a police siren broke their romantic bliss and ended the race.

The chauffeur, clocked at up to 130 kph (80 mph) racing a young driver in a rental car, was fingerprinted on the side of the road and the hire car confiscated.

"It's alleged that as the traffic light turned green both the (cars) accelerated harshly from the intersection and continued to travel at speed along the highway," police said in a statement.

Both drivers were taken away by police, while newlyweds John and Laina Tauranga were escorted home in a police car.

Tags: wedding, racing, drag racing, hire car, chauffeur

Itsy-bitsy pink bikini gets serviceman jail

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:19:03 GMT

clipped by: mjesales

Clip Source: today.reuters.com

Itsy-bitsy pink bikini gets serviceman jail

SINGAPORE (Reuters) - A Singapore national serviceman who sashayed into a lift early one morning wearing only a pink bikini has been handed a day's jail and a S$11,000 ($7,529) fine by a court in the city-state, a newspaper said on Tuesday.

Tan Wen Zhong, 21, admitted to five charges, including "outraging the modesty" of the woman who shared the lift with him and "fraudulent possession of women's underwear," Singapore's Straits Times reported.

The paper said a subsequent police search of his apartment turned up 46 pieces of women's underwear and bikinis as well as four obscene films.

Tags: bikini, bizarre, reuters, singapore, wierd news

Ross Goldbergs Internet Marketing Masters Seminar

Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:17:29 GMT

clipped by: mjesales
clipper's remarks: I'm going to Las Vegas for this seminar - are you?

Clip Source: www.articlesnatch.com

I’m attending the Ross Goldberg’s Masters Internet Marketing Seminar Are You?

Clip Source: www.articlesnatch.com

I just completed my registration for Ross Goldberg's Masters Internet Marketing Seminar in Las Vegas Nevada on January 25 - 27, 2008. I would love to meet you at this event.

The guest list is huge and it includes Internet Marketing Masters:

Make sure you register soon though - there are only 150 seats and I know they will sell out fast so go register now.

Tags: internet marketing, ross goldberg, marketing, las vegas, las vegas seminar, harris fellman, simon leung, dr mike, google adwords, seo

Godaddy Cash Parking Case Study

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:42:28 GMT

clipped by: mjesales
clipper's remarks: The first post in my case study on using godaddy cash parking on over 40 domains.

Clip Source: www.articlesnatch.com

Case Study: Unused Domains - What to Do What to Do

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This time he was talking to me about the Godaddy Discount Domain Club. Well I thought about it for a little bit and realized that it would be saving at least $2 per domain even at the bulk pricing and it came with several other things like free cash parking.

After I hung up the phone, I realized that I was sitting on about 40 domains that I wasn't really using.

Below is the list of domains I decided to park as well as some of the keywords that i entered for this case study.

http://www.4-ECORP.BIZ - gas additive

http://www.4EEEECORP.COM - 4 ecorp mlm

http://www.BUYETHOS.COM - ethos gas additive

http://www.ETHOSCALL.COM - ethos gas additive

http://www.FOREXTIPS.WS - forex market

http://www.DIAMONDRINGBLOG.COM - diamond engagement ring

http://www.AFROMANCD.COM - afroman cd music

http://www.ARTICLESMONTHLY.INFO - article marketing

http://www.BOOK4LESS.NET - travel, cruise vacation

http://www.EXPEDIAEXTERMINATOR.COM - travel, cruise vacation