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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | missangelyss's 'embarassing moments' clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/missangelyss/tag/embarassing+moments/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/missangelyss/tag/embarassing+moments/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Worst First Date Ever!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B4BB3862-D1F7-4310-A53E-176360651AD5/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/missangelyss/"&gt;missangelyss&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  If not the worst, certainly among the top ten worst first dates.  I'm betting there wasn't a second date.  As chivalrous as it was, how could you look a guy in the eye again after that? &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.websitement-tm.com/Darwin/Content/xq/asp/qx/Worst_First_Date.htm" title="http://www.websitement-tm.com/Darwin/Content/xq/asp/qx/Worst_First_Date.htm"&gt;www.websitement-tm.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere!  Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started.  Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.  Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.  It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and needed some assistance!"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;And you thought your first date was embarrassing.  This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off".&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem.  Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.  The winner described her worst first date experience.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/dating/" rel="tag"&gt;dating&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/first+date/" rel="tag"&gt;first date&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/embarassing+moments/" rel="tag"&gt;embarassing moments&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.websitement-tm.com/Darwin/Content/xq/asp/qx/Worst_First_Date.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 04 Feb 2007 08:45:18 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>