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You and your tattoo

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:15:16 GMT

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Petrol Prices - Ouch!

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:13:59 GMT

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clipper's remarks: These gags work both sides of the Pond.

Where I live the price per litre for unleaded is c.£1.08, or roughly c.US$8 per US gallon. Wasn't too good at maths at school; hope my approximate calculations are right.

Clip Source: www.suburbanhousehunters.com

Tags: humour

Yeah, right

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:54:02 GMT

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Clip Source: www.metro.co.uk

A Jedi 'church' has been born in a galaxy far far away - North Wales

The Holyhead chapter of the self-styled Jedi Church, which claims up to 400,000 members worldwide, has sprung up thanks to brothers Barney and Daniel Jones

The 'church' is only one of a handful around the planet, said hairdresser Barney, 26, the Anglesey Order Minister, also known as Master Jonba Hehol

"Some people think it is quite interesting and will be interested but lots of people will ridicule us because it seems quite nerdy but we've had a good reaction so far,"

"We live normal day-to-day lives. "We are trying to take away the humour of it all and bring more structure so people take it more seriously."

The 'religion' was born as a result of a nationwide joke in the 2001 census when nearly 400,000 claimed their belief system was Jedi.

Plans have also been made to open a Jedi 'Church' in Surrey and in the Philippines to follow on from America's first in Florida.

Tags: jedi

The Secret of Longevity

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 23:47:08 GMT

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Clip Source: www.4crete.gr

Tags: humour

Barack Hussein Obama

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:06:02 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Yes, that is his full legal name. Come on, do you really want this guy running the country?

Clip Source: www.bloggingwv.com

Tags: humour

Smile please!

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:56:21 GMT

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Clip Source: dashing.livejournal.com

Tags: humour, pic

24/7

Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:55:05 GMT

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Clip Source: dashing.livejournal.com

Tags: humour

Man's medical

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:50:24 GMT

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Clip Source: www.thehumorarchives.com

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress."

"If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly. Make love with him many times a week & satisfy his every whim."

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to die," she replied.

Tags: humour

Binary Heart

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 15:40:01 GMT

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Clip Source: xkcd.com

Tags: humour

Help! Anyone there!

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:54:34 GMT

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Clip Source: dinside.no

Tags: humour, real life

The cheapest musical instrument - ever

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:48:50 GMT

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Clip Source: www.atomichttp.com

Tags: humour, pic

So Droll

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:46:41 GMT

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Clip Source: www.lie-insandtigers.com

Tags: humour

The 2007 Darwin Awards (Edit)

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:32:55 GMT

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Clip Source: www.blackpeopleone.com

Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.

Here is the glorious winner:

When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.

And now, the honorable mentions:

The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved.

A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

Tags: dumbness, humour