http://clipmarks.com/clipper/meerkat/tag/mcsweeneys/http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/meerkat/tag/mcsweeneys/15Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!en-ushttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/8E494B3E-DEE5-4A19-965E-362190BD48AC/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/meerkat/">meerkat</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Okay. Seriously. I need to stop reading McSweeney's and do work. But it's just SO funny! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/7GlennLingle.html" title="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/7GlennLingle.html">www.mcsweeneys.net</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><BASEFONT="4" _moz-userdefined=""><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman"> </FONT></BASEFONT="4"><H1 class="title"><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman" _moz-rs-heading=""><FONT size="+1">Apparent Passions of<BR />My Upstairs Neighbors.</FONT> </FONT></H1> <P align="center"><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman"><FONT size="-1">BY <A href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/mailto:glennlingle@gmail.com">GLENN LINGLE</A></FONT></FONT></P> <P align="center"><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman"><FONT size="-1">- - - -</FONT></FONT></P> <P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">Moving furniture </FONT></P><P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">Rolling bowling balls off of tables </FONT></P><P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">Keeping time to music by beating a staff </FONT></P><P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">Picking up anvils, and then dropping them </FONT></P><P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">Riverdance </FONT></P><P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">  </FONT></P><P align="center"><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman"><A href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/">MORE LISTS</A></FONT></P> <P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">  </FONT></P></TD></tr></table></div></div><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/21StephenThompson.html" title="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/21StephenThompson.html">www.mcsweeneys.net</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><BASEFONT="4" _moz-userdefined=""><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman"> </FONT></BASEFONT="4"><H1 class="title"><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman" _moz-rs-heading=""><FONT size="+1">Businesses<BR />That Failed<BR />to Duplicate<BR />the Success of<BR />"I Can't Believe<BR />It's Yogurt."</FONT> </FONT></H1> <P align="center"><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman"><FONT size="-1">BY STEPHEN THOMPSON</FONT></FONT></P> <P align="center"><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman"><FONT size="-1">- - - -</FONT></FONT></P> <P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">You Have the Audacity to Call This Yogurt? </FONT></P><P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">Bullshit, Dude, That's Not Yogurt </FONT></P><P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">I'm Not Prepared to Call This Yogurt </FONT></P><P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">I Can't Believe It's Not I Can't Believe It's Yogurt! </FONT></P><P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">You're Fucking Kidding Me. This Is Yogurt? </FONT></P><P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">Liar! It's Not Yogurt. It Can't Be </FONT></P><P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">Your Conscience Should Dictate That You Admit This Isn't Yogurt </FONT></P><P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">This Isn't Yogurt, Is It? Wait, It Is? Forget It, Then </FONT></P><P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">  </FONT></P><P align="center"><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman"><A href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/">MORE LISTS</A></FONT></P> <P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">  </FONT></P></TD></tr></table></div></div><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/26DavidLitt.html" title="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/26DavidLitt.html">www.mcsweeneys.net</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD><BASEFONT="4" _moz-userdefined=""><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman"> </FONT></BASEFONT="4"><H1 class="title"><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman" _moz-rs-heading=""><FONT size="+1">Complete List of<BR />Creatures in a Land<BR />Called Honah Lee.</FONT> </FONT></H1> <P align="center"><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman"><FONT size="-1">BY <A href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/mailto:david.litt@yale.edu">DAVID LITT</A></FONT></FONT></P> <P align="center"><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman"><FONT size="-1">- - - -</FONT></FONT></P> <P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">Puff the Magic Dragon </FONT></P><P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">Snort the Magic Pegasus </FONT></P><P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">Pop the Magic Chimera </FONT></P><P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">Freebase the Magic Narwhal </FONT></P><P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">Mainline the Magic Hippogriff </FONT></P><P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">Spray-Onto-a-Rag-and-Inhale the Magic Big Red Dog </FONT></P><P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">  </FONT></P><P align="center"><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman"><A href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/">MORE LISTS</A></FONT></P> <P><FONT face="times%2C%20times%20new%20roman">  </FONT></P></TD></tr></table></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mcsweeneys/" rel="tag">mcsweeneys</a></div>http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/7GlennLingle.htmlFri, 01 Dec 2006 06:34:39 GMT