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If Women Controlled the World...Funny photos!

Thu, 31 May 2007 14:30:18 GMT

clipped by: rcthor_vendors

Clip Source: yoke.cc

If Women Controlled
the World...

Tags: funny, photos

I hope this is a parody.

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 23:42:28 GMT

clipped by: NoRest
clipper's remarks: These people can't be real.

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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Tags: unreal

Dialogues & Conversations

Thu, 19 Apr 2007 16:04:50 GMT

clipped by: cniq_cniq

Clip Source: article.nationalreview.com

People have been calling for national dialogues and conversations for decades. It usually works something like this: Liberals say we need a frank discussion about race (or class or gender) in this country, and then they proceed to bludgeon any conservative stupid enough to take them up on their offer.

P.C.’s problems become even more acute when the Left insists on smuggling larger agendas into what should be a polite conversation about what constitutes politeness. There’s remarkable overlap between conservative and liberal complaints about the culture. But when traditionalists talk the language of decency and morality, the Left hears bigotry and theocracy. And when liberals talk about sensitivity and white privilege, the Right hears something totalitarian. The result is that the two sides hold separate conversations. And when they do talk to each other, each side is listening for hidden agendas.

Tags: liberal, conservative, political correctness

Stupid things that lawyers ask

Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:21:11 GMT

clipped by: Llezika

Clip Source: rinkworks.com

Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "Er...his face."

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

Lawyer: "What happened then?"
Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."

Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"

Lawyer: "Do you have any children or anything of that kind?"

Lawyer: "Have you lived in this town all your life?"
Witness: "Not yet."

Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."

Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?"
Witness: "Oral."
Lawyer: "How old are you?"
Witness: "Oral."

Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
Witness: "I could see his head."
Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
Witness: "Just above his shoulders."

Tags: humor, lawyers

Poor Guy. Sexual Harassment. Cute & Funny

Tue, 02 Jan 2007 23:31:19 GMT

clipped by: Scattered_Fusion
clipper's remarks: Poor little guy, being sexually harassed by a cheeky little gal. Cute and funny at the same time.

Clip Source: www.hemmy.net

Tags: cute, sexual harassment, babys, kids, funny, photos

Apple Sells "Refreshed" Laptop Filled With Porn To 11 Year Old Girl

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 05:37:28 GMT

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Clip Source: www.consumerist.com

An Apple customer was shocked, shocked, when he bought a Macbook from the London Apple Store for his 11-year old daughter, and the desktop was full of pornographic JPGs.

His friend, a Consumerist tipster in good standing, told us all about it over IM, inside... — BEN POPKEN

"Mommy, why do the keys stick?" — MEGHANN MARCO

RKH: me mate just bought a "refreshed" Macbook from the Apple Store here in London, turned it on once he got home and found porn on the desktop
fakeout: how refreshing!
RKH: apple sells "refreshed" machines at a 15% discount
fakeout: It's supposed to be clean of everything I assume, including porn
fakeout: What kind of porn was it?
RKH: didn't say
fakeout: how much porn?
RKH: just said there was a "desktop full of JPGs"
fakeout: How does he feel about it?
RKH: he's pretty shocked, he bought it for his 11-year old daughtre
RKH: daughter
fakeout: Is he going to complain?
RKH: he filed a complaint with the OfCom ombudsman
RKH: and he's going to call his MP tomorrow
fakeout: MP?
RKH: member of Parliament
fakeout: Not going to talk to Apple?
RKH: OFCOM will handle that part
RKH: a government agency tends to have more power than individual consumers
fakeout: That's cool they will go to bat for him
RKH: they go to bat for anyone who complains about a company
fakeout: We should get one of those over here
RKH: Carphone Warehouse got a L5mil fine for overcharging VAT on purchases a few years ago.
fakeout: it would be great to get a photo of the desktop with the jpgs on it
RKH: he reformatted the drive and reinstalled OS X from his Tiger CD

Tags: technology, apple, laptop, porn, photos, children, london, desktop, mac, computer, products