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Jon Stewart nails MSM for peddling "Baracknophobia"

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 07:07:28 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Even sillier than the myths you've already heard!

Jon Stewart Mocks Media For Peddling Insane Obama Rumors

On Monday night's "Daily Show," Jon Stewart mocked the media's willingness to peddle insane rumors about Barack Obama — and their tendency to blame the rumor-mongering on internet sites. Calling it "Baracknophobia," Stewart showed clips of anchor and pundits from all three cable networks repeating baseless rumors (Muslim, plagiarist, sexist, etc.) about Barack Obama (and his wife Michelle).

The highlight of the clip comes about 2:25 in, when Stewart says, "Oh, this is interesting. SomeguyI'veneverheardof.com is reporting presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama has lady parts. Obviously scurrilous and unfounded, we'll examine it tonight in our special, 'Barack Obama's Vagina: The October Surprise In His Pants.'"

Tags: obama, humor

Why everyone should support Republicans

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 05:09:33 GMT

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clipper's remarks: They offer so very much ...

Clip Source: www.dailykos.com

the Republican party appeals to me for so many reasons

I fully and totally support the war

I can only hope that these or other wars are still raging when my boys are old enough to fight--they're already 6!

Republicans know that there is no problem for which the free market cannot find a solution

We need more insurance companies to charge unaffordable premiums for policies that offer bare bones coverage with sky high deductibles

Fourth, polar bears, ice caps, bumblebees, glaciers, carbon footprints, mass transit, Florida, California, New York, New Orleans and all other low lying, densely populated areas can kiss my ass

I absolutely support the GOP's sweeping education reform

No one understands better than a teacher the importance of demanding accountability and reform while underfunding and mismanaging at the highest level

One last point. How in the world is my marriage going to survive if my gay neighbors get to do it, too?

McCain/Lieberman '08

Tags: humor, satire, politics

Secret McCain webpage edits

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 23:51:25 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Oh, come on, it's a joke!

Clip Source: www.236.com

Tags: mccain, humor

A Tear for McClellan

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 03:48:28 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Bush's lament ...

Clip Source: www.truthdig.com

Tags: humor, politics, mcclellan

Object in mirror is not as close as she thinks

Sun, 25 May 2008 05:55:04 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Obama/Clinton cartoon

Clip Source: www.cagle.com

Tags: humor, politics

MILITARY INDUSTRIAL FUNPLEX!!

Sun, 25 May 2008 01:43:26 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Ride the Big Spin for free

Clip Source: images.politico.com

Tags: humor, politics, military

ID real vs. fake: breasts, Cuban cigars, 2-way mirrors, diamonds

Fri, 23 May 2008 23:51:34 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Now this is important ...

Clip Source: www.tremblantrealty.com

Real vs. Fake

Morpheus once asked Neo, “What is real? If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then ‘real’ is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.” So when it comes to breasts, can your brain interpret which electrical signals are emanating from the real deal and which are from the fakes? How was Kramer able to spot a fake Cuban cigar in just one puff? How can a woman tell if her husband spent two days’ salary on her wedding ring as opposed to the standard two months? When you’re busy popping that forehead pimple in the mirror, how can you be sure there’s not a team of sweaty detectives on the other side, watching your every move in a cloud of cigarette smoke? Here are some tips on how to discern between what’s real and what’s not.

Tags: real, fake, humor, women, breasts

Porky Pig confronts Bill and Hillary

Sat, 10 May 2008 04:35:35 GMT

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clipper's remarks: (political cartoon)

Clip Source: content.cartoonbox.slate.com

Tags: humor, cartoons, politics, news, clinton, elections

Hillary summits Mt. Giveitarest

Sat, 10 May 2008 04:33:54 GMT

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clipper's remarks: political cartoon

Clip Source: content.cartoonbox.slate.com

Tags: cartoon, humor, politics, clinton, elections, news

Ask your doctor about GASTAXADROPPIN!

Sat, 10 May 2008 04:31:16 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Warning: In the event of a tax vacation lasting three months, see your politician immediately. And don't expect your economy to firm up again for a long time

Clip Source: content.cartoonbox.slate.com

Tags: clinton, mccain, politics, elections, humor, cartoons

Hillary Python

Sat, 10 May 2008 02:36:25 GMT

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clipper's remarks: "It's just a flesh wound!"

Clip Source: illiterateelectorate.blogspot.com

Tags: clinton, obama, elections, humor, news

22-yr-old had $300M arms contract with Pentagon

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:35:40 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Ho ho! The news is amusing tonight!

Clip Source: tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com

Army Looks to Learn Lesson from Contract to 22 Year-Old

It looks like the Pentagon is just in a lesson-learning mood lately. While they're busily reviewing whether the carefully-orchestrated use of military analysts was improper, the Army is reviewing whether it should have known better than to award a $300 million contract to supply arms to the Afghan security forces to a company run by a 22 year-old.

As The New York Times reports, the key lesson seems to be that if a contractor's price seems too good to be true, then it probably is.

Tags: humor, military, pentagon, contracts

China Factory Makes "Free Tibet" Flags

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:29:50 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Forgive them, Chairman Mao, they know not what they do.

Clip Source: www.truthdig.com

We ran a cartoon a few days ago that showed a Chinese factory churning out “free Tibet” gear. That imaginary image has since become real. The Chinese government has discovered a factory in Guangdong that mass-produced thousands of “free Tibet” flags, which Chinese authorities fear will soon end up on the streets of Hong Kong as the Olympic torch makes its way there.

BBC:

The factory in Guangdong had been completing overseas orders for the flag of the Tibetan government-in-exile.

Workers said they thought they were just making colourful flags and did not realise their meaning.

But then some of them saw TV images of protesters holding the emblem and they alerted the authorities, according to Hong Kong’s Ming Pao newspaper.

Read more

Tags: humor, china, tibet, foreign policy

How Hillary can still win [humor]

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 00:46:40 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Hint: it requires time travel

Clip Source: www.youtube.com

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Tags: politics, clinton, humor

The (just joking!) real causes of Pennsylvanians' bitterness

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:07:19 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Like: "way Amish wear beards w/o mustaches." Some from every sociological stratum.

Clip Source: www.motherjones.com

Tags: bitterness, humor, politics