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The Philosophy of Sex

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:42:40 GMT

clipped by: coconutshell
clipper's remarks: A few of these have already been clipped...no pun intended.

Clip Source: moronland.net

The Philosophy of Sex

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
--Tom Clancy

"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
--Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
--Rodney Dangerfield

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other e eight are unimportant."
--George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex ---no matter what she's reading."
--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady -- and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
--Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
--Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
--Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
--Rod Stewart

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
--Robin Williams

Tags: humour, battle of the sexes, funny, sex, men, women

Photographer Captures America's Best-Kept Secrets

Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:12:37 GMT

clipped by: alanocu
clipper's remarks: - some disturbing and interesting images. It took Taryn Simon 4 years to photograph some of the most top-secret, highly restricted areas in the world.

Clip Source: www.wired.com

Avian Quarantine Facility

Newburgh, New York

detains all imported birds for a mandatory 30-day quarantine

Clip Source: www.wired.com

Cherenkov Radiation, Nuclear Waste Storage Facility

Washington State

stainless-steel nuclear-waste capsules

Clip Source: www.wired.com

Forensic Anthropology Research Facility, Decomposing Corpse

Knoxville, Tennessee

"the body farm"

Clip Source: www.wired.com

White Tiger (Kenny), Selective Inbreeding

Eureka Springs, Arkansas

Kenny suffers from mental retardation

Clip Source: www.wired.com

Playboy, Braille Edition

Library of Congress

Clip Source: www.wired.com

Cryopreservation Unit

Clinton Township, Michigan

preserves 74 legally dead human patients

Clip Source: www.wired.com

Contraband Room, United States Customs and Border Protection

Queens, New York

Clip Source: www.wired.com

Live HIV, HIV Research Laboratory

Harvard Medical School

Clip Source: www.wired.com

Death-Row Outdoor Recreational Facility, "The Cage"

Mansfield Correctional Institution in Ohio

Clip Source: www.wired.com

Transatlantic Submarine Cables Reaching Land

endpoint in Avon, New Jersey

transmit as many as 60 million simultaneous conversations

Clip Source: www.wired.com

The CIA, Art

CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia

an image of fine art on display

Photographer

Taryn Simon

Tags: america, photography, research

Saddam was right and Bush was Wrong

Sat, 30 Dec 2006 18:27:29 GMT

clipped by: debbyski

Clip Source: www.opednews.com

Think about it. It was the Bush administration and not Saddam that turned out to be lying about WMDs. As we all know now, there weren't any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Amazingly enough, it was Saddam who was telling the truth from the very beginning. Bush was the one who lied to the whole world.

George Bush repeatedly told us that Saddam was lying, that Iraq had WMDs, and that Iraq under Saddam was a "threat to the whole world." So, here we are, years later. What have we learned to be the truth?

The search for WMDs turned up nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch.

Everything Hussein said about the weapons has turned out to be true. Everything Bush said about the weapons has turned out to be false.

The non-existent weapons of mass destruction weren't the only falsehood. There were the phony uranium purchases, lies about Al-Qaeda training camps in Iraq, mobile weapons labs, and drones that were going to attack the East Coast of the US.

So, when confronted with the charge that he lied about the reasons to go to war with Iraq, President Bush simply went into spin mode and said, "The defense of freedom is always worth it."

Was it worth it to the thousands of Americans who have been wounded or killed?

Was it worth it to the countless Iraqi men, women and children who have died?

Was it worth it to their families?

The reality of the situation is that the US Government - from Bush Sr., to Bill Clinton, to G.W - decided on its own that Saddam should no longer be the president of Iraq. This is the very thing that the Constitution and International Law were designed to prevent.

America was never threatened by Saddam Hussein. Iraq had absolutely no capability to attack the United States, and never was there indicated a desire to do so.

We're living in sad times, indeed, times when you can trust what Saddam Hussein says more than your own government.

Tags: bush, sadaam, war, lies

Nobody died when Clinton lied

Sun, 22 Jul 2007 10:37:31 GMT

clipped by: bobbyelliott

Clip Source: www.freewayblogger.com

Tags: clinton, lie, lies, lied, died, nobody, bush, war, iraq, death

A JOKE THAT IS TOO TRUE TO BE FUNNY.

Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:16:05 GMT

clipped by: thinkingblue
clipper's remarks: Finally some clever person put Republicans in the middle of the light bulb screwing joke and IT HITS THE OLD PROVERBIAL NAIL ON IT'S OLD "IF THE SHOE FITS, WEAR IT" BLOCKHEAD! The only screwing light bulb joke EVER without humor!

Just to be fair... Here is one about Dems screwing a light bulb:
How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb, six to talk about how wonderful it's going to be when the new bulb is screwed in, and ten to argue for increased funding for solar lighting research

Clip Source: downwithtyranny.blogspot.com

HOW MANY REPUBLICANS

DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?

1. One to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed.

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness.

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid/cost-plus contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb.

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a stepladder under the
banner: "Light Bulb Change Accomplished."

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark.

8. One to viciously smear #7.

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along.

10. Finally, Joe Lieberman to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing the light bulb and screwing the country.

Tags: joke, bush, republican, lightbulb, lieberman

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Sat, 10 Feb 2007 02:45:04 GMT

clipped by: missangelyss
clipper's remarks: I had a gigglefest over this page. So many more at the source.

Clip Source: blog.myspace.com

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Douglas Adams: Forty-two.

Mohammed Aldouri (Iraqi ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?

Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads.

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.

Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Agent Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

Tags: humor, philosophy

Warren Buffett: Income tax rigged to benefit rich

Tue, 28 Aug 2007 17:48:05 GMT

clipped by: masbury
clipper's remarks: Billionaires pay tax at lower rates than their secretaries do

Clip Source: www.msnbc.msn.com

The very rich in America pay taxes at a lower rate than most working people, and, due to a wrinkle in the tax code, private-equity partners enjoy some of the lowest tax rates of all. At a Hillary Clinton fund-raiser in New York last month, Warren Buffett, no stranger to wealth, told an audience filled with bankers and real-estate developers the system was, in effect, rigged. "This is what Congress in its wisdom did: the 400 of us [here] pay a lower part of our income in taxes than our receptionists do, or our cleaning ladies, for that matter." Buffett (who is a director of NEWSWEEK's parent, The Washington Post Company) offered a million dollars to any fellow magnate who could prove he had higher tax rates than his secretary.

Tags: warren buffett, income, taxes, wealth, equities

Blackwater: The Christian Right's Private Army

Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:45:52 GMT

clipped by: kmcolo
clipper's remarks: The shock troops of Armageddon

Clip Source: www.pbs.org

You could not miss Erik Prince this week. The founder and top gun of Blackwater usually keeps a low media profile. But there he was all over the place, in a carefully orchestrated campaign to put the best face on a bad situation.

General Petraeus himself has been guarded by private contractors in Iraq.

it sends a message that the United States military is essentially a subservient player to a corporate army in Iraq.

When Hillary Clinton's husband was in the White House, he was an aggressive supporter of the privatization of the war machine.

what I think is more interesting is Erik Prince's connection to radical religious right organizations.

I believe that Erik Prince is an ideological foot soldier. And I do believe that he's a Christian supremacist.

I believe that these men do have an agenda that very closely reflects adherence to a sort of Crusader doctrine.

Tags: moyers, podcast, christian conservatives, military

Campaign Clicks

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 18:19:58 GMT

clipped by: chithon
clipper's remarks: Great Site! Pick your favorite person running for President and click ads to fund their campaign!

Clip Source: politics.charityads.org

Support your favorite candidate by viewing ads and supporting the advertisers.
Every Click Counts! So come back everyday!

Tags: politics, election 08, clinton, obama, mccain, huckabee

Sorry About Our President

Sun, 25 Mar 2007 07:19:00 GMT

clipped by: NoRest

Clip Source: www.sorryaboutourpresident.com

I did not vote for this man, and wonder how he even made it into office. If the USA can overlook and put their heads in the sand over everything this man has done to our country and our freedoms then I don't have much hope left. He has repeatedly ignored and trampled our constitutional rights in the name of "security". I am sadden and ashamed that he is our president. They impeached the best president we ever had, Bill Clinton, for meaningless frivolity, while accepting this man's bald-faced lies. He isn't even good at it. I am sorry!

There are not words enough to express to the world the embarrassment I feel having Bush and the neo-cons representing the USA. Please send help!

i apologize for the ignorance and cruelty of our leader. i assure you he does not lead me. i also apologize for our many, many, many past leaders who have made so many mistakes.

Tags: bush, politics, apologies

interesting,very interesting.

Mon, 20 Aug 2007 16:40:51 GMT

clipped by: celestedunn

Clip Source: www.pumpkinway.com

Clip Source: tularecounty.com