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McCain and Obama Makeovers--A Vote For Change!

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:16:40 GMT

clipped by: ltgranny
clipper's remarks: Many funny makeovers for the Presidential candidates as they try to show their softer sides and win over the votes of the women of the United States who formerly supported Hillary Clinton.

Clip Source: smilingwithdaisy.blogspot.com

Since Hillary Clinton is out of the running for President, both the John McCain and Barack Obama camps are scrambling to try and win over the votes of women who had been supporters of Hillary.

Tags: funny, humor, photos, barack obama, john mccain, politics, candidates, president, campaign

Cats With PMS

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:25:26 GMT

clipped by: ltgranny
clipper's remarks: Funny pics of cats who look like they are suffering from PMS.

Clip Source: smilingwithdaisy.blogspot.com

If you don't know why I'm crying, I'm certainly not going to tell you!

Don't EVEN think about it!

I feel so bloated. Where are my fat clothes?

If you tell me one more time that I seem a little moody today, I'm going to scratch your eyes right out of your head!!

Tags: funny, humor, cats, pms, premenstrual syndrome, photos

Hurray For Hamburgers!

Thu, 22 May 2008 19:39:45 GMT

clipped by: ltgranny
clipper's remarks: Fun and funny ways to celebrate May being National Hamburger Month. From the biggest hamburger to the smallest, from wearing a hamburger dress to driving a hamburger car, here are lots of fun ways to celebrate the hamburger.

Clip Source: dancingwithdaisy.blogspot.com

Hurray For Hamburgers! It's National Hamburger Month!

If you have a sweet tooth, here's a fun way to celebrate this special month---would you like a piece of hamburger cake?

After you have had your fill of eating hamburgers, perhaps you'd like to celebrate with some hamburger fashion. This crocheted hamburger dress will be certain to showcase your "buns."

And the kids will love these hamburger footstools to sit on while watching TV and eating Happy Meals.

Speaking of being on the road, you could drive around in this hamburger car,

or on this hamburger three-wheeler. Either one is sure to get you noticed!

Tags: hamburgers, funny, humor, bizarre, national hamburger month

Signs You Are Under Too Much Stress

Thu, 08 May 2008 13:21:32 GMT

clipped by: ltgranny
clipper's remarks: funny squirrels show what it is like to be under too much stress

Clip Source: www.onmylist.com

Signs You Are Under Too Much Stress

All you want to do is sleep.

Your personal hygiene is not up to standards because you just don't care anymore.

You feel lost in the crowd.

You've gained a lot of weight.

Your Dr. says it is time to lay off the sweets...

You're afraid they'll end up being just like you.

You thought a day off might help, so you told the kids, "Come on, let's go fly a kite."

Apparently, there's more to kite flying than you realized.

Tags: humor, funny, squirrels, stress

Signs You Are Having a Bad Day

Thu, 08 May 2008 12:30:54 GMT

clipped by: ltgranny
clipper's remarks: funny cat photos illustrated what it is like to have a bad day

Clip Source: www.onmylist.com

you had trouble getting out of bed

your new diet doesn't seem to be working

you feel like you're in the wrong place at the wrong time

uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime

you're alone in the house at night and you hear a noise in the basement

Tags: cats, humor, funny, bad day

Why It's Tough to Be a Politician on the Campaign Trail

Sat, 03 May 2008 13:35:01 GMT

clipped by: ltgranny
clipper's remarks: funny dog photos spoof the life of a politician on th e campaign trail

Clip Source: www.onmylist.com

You have to do a lot of traveling,

kiss a lot of babies,

You have to hire a crack team of advisors,

And if something goes wrong, you will be the one who gets the blame, even if you're not at fault.

Tags: humor, dogs, photos, politics, politicians

You Might Be From Ohio

Sat, 03 May 2008 13:27:18 GMT

clipped by: ltgranny
clipper's remarks: humorous look at life in Ohio

Clip Source: www.onmylist.com

Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

You know several people who have hit a deer.

You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

Tags: humor, funny, ohio

Froggy Went A-Courting: Funny Spoof On Internet Dating Sites

Sat, 03 May 2008 00:16:51 GMT

clipped by: ltgranny
clipper's remarks: Funny frog photos and commentary in this parody of online dating sites. What would frogs put in their online profiles at a froggy dating site? Find out about Chi Chi Paprika, Bitsy Bottoms, Pickler the Tickler, Puffy McGraw, and Wanda Sparkles and many more in this funny spoof. Croaker karaoke, moonlit hops, and romantic dragonfly dinners are just a few of the froggy desires. This one will make you smile.

Clip Source: dancingwithdaisy.blogspot.com

Profile #A6119// Jimbo Jabba : husky gray toad is looking for female toad with curves.

"There's a lot of me to love if there's a gal toad out there big enough to handle me. Warts warm my heart so don't hesitate to contact me if you're a bit on the bumpy side. I like belly laughs and basking in the sun, but I can be serious too and can enjoy a good soaking rain as much as the next guy. I've been told I have a bellowing voice, but I am a very mild-mannered toad. I wouldn't hurt a fly! HA! Oh well, maybe that was a poor choice of words. I would EAT a fly, of course, if one came close enough, but I prefer larger entrees if I can find them. I'm not big on swimming or hopping. Mostly I just like to sit. If you're one of those exercise freaks, I'm probably not the toad of your dreams. If you're a plus size lady toad looking for a brawny toad of prominence with a lot of love to give, I'm the toad for you."

Tags: humor, online dating, internet dating, frogs, toads, funny