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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | kwonsu's 'funny' clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kwonsu/tag/funny/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/kwonsu/tag/funny/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>God works in mysterious ways.</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B6F9CDC7-7985-4BC6-87E2-5F888D37CF2C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/RutilusLabiae/"&gt;RutilusLabiae&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/tags/sex-in-nature/" title="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/tags/sex-in-nature/"&gt;www.ebaumsworld.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/RutilusLabiae/512/049A70CC-ECF4-4150-BF65-41A75FD9A550.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/RutilusLabiae/512/258E18BA-2C8F-4E7E-ADA5-8539CCD989F1.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/RutilusLabiae/512/B8A7B203-E556-4E5F-B2E9-8C3182556E3E.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/RutilusLabiae/512/2B7AE1CE-BBD4-4FB1-A213-9339B15B52B2.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/RutilusLabiae/512/12D2DBDD-3976-4484-BDBF-D0FA5EA4004C.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/RutilusLabiae/512/9E30175C-B58F-46CC-8CCE-F1CE80182556.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sex/" rel="tag"&gt;sex&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/nature/" rel="tag"&gt;nature&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pictures/" rel="tag"&gt;pictures&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photography/" rel="tag"&gt;photography&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.ebaumsworld.com/tags/sex-in-nature/</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:21:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Never Send a Woman to get the Oil Changed</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C3DB470B-018D-42CA-987F-4A01B5B73242/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kwonsu/"&gt;kwonsu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Funny but maybe not a woman.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=AXJIEU3VCkA" title="http://youtube.com/watch?v=AXJIEU3VCkA"&gt;youtube.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/accident/" rel="tag"&gt;accident&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/people/" rel="tag"&gt;people&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/life/" rel="tag"&gt;life&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/car/" rel="tag"&gt;car&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/oil/" rel="tag"&gt;oil&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://youtube.com/watch?v=AXJIEU3VCkA</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 20:33:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Hillarious conversation</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/634CD4B3-CE48-4CDA-A26C-3D4D883E8C24/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kwonsu/"&gt;kwonsu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  You must hear this!!  &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://crs69g.multiply.com/journal/item/6" title="http://crs69g.multiply.com/journal/item/6"&gt;crs69g.multiply.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;This is a US radio show (Supersnake?), where married/engaged people call up to
complain about their other half . This is a hillarious
conversation (with also a sad side) &lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;An Indian female calling up. You just have to hear it. &lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;It is really funny:&lt;A href="http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/18227/1h/cchannel.download.akamai.com/18227/podcast/PHOENIX-AZ/KZZP-FM/snake-dontusethemouth.mp3" set="yes"&gt; Click here&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/people/" rel="tag"&gt;people&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/life/" rel="tag"&gt;life&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/nikky/" rel="tag"&gt;nikky&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/rash/" rel="tag"&gt;rash&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/jazmin/" rel="tag"&gt;jazmin&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://crs69g.multiply.com/journal/item/6</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 15:38:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Unusual Photographs</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/6ACA575D-F46E-47EB-A3B4-6E0485475687/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kwonsu/"&gt;kwonsu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://nynerd.com/unusual-photographs/" title="http://nynerd.com/unusual-photographs/"&gt;nynerd.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/8D8B9D5F-AA93-463C-92F2-607844D75A68.jpg" alt="Horse Chases Dog" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/665DE9F3-8D36-4589-938C-AB4138B8C958.jpg" alt="Menacing Car" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/D0F26E00-04E0-4FB1-A702-8BD04F07B6CA.jpg" alt="Funny Image On Plane" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/02B1C208-BF6D-414C-8F1F-AF8B0AABAD71.jpg" alt="Kittens Hugging" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/505E3F79-A797-446C-B809-398C45AD9705.jpg" alt="Crecent Moon At Sunset" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/58770B24-C35C-48AE-8AE3-D4336FCF2CDD.jpg" alt="Toilet Bicycle" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/71C8ADCD-AC6E-408D-A01A-431D4FDD27FD.jpg" alt="Big Fire, Small Bucket" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/6713F606-6420-4CA9-ADEE-2EB0A3726C8E.jpg" alt="Hoopty Passes Lambo" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/B2FF8E31-DA65-40D3-A29B-80A125174E8E.jpg" alt="Bear On Golf Course" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/5B271494-0775-4F87-BA2E-7394EACA24E1.jpg" alt="Huge Jellyfish" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/DE5BF755-F8E5-4E34-94D8-3522E1DD194A.jpg" alt="Dog Bites Cop" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/57D88315-0E9C-4AEF-9AE7-B187BB3A2CD7.jpg" alt="Motorcycle Crash - Rider Airborne" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/4585596F-86AE-44D9-A670-F5492B7088F4.jpg" alt="Little Kid Sandwhiched On Motorcycle" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photography/" rel="tag"&gt;photography&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photos/" rel="tag"&gt;photos&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/people/" rel="tag"&gt;people&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/unusual/" rel="tag"&gt;unusual&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/life/" rel="tag"&gt;life&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://nynerd.com/unusual-photographs/</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 23:12:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>What's wrong with lawyer jokes?</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/84070604-05FA-48FB-882F-13CF48013E86/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/gingembre/"&gt;gingembre&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?&lt;br/&gt;A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://hlavolamy.szm.sk/brainteasers/lawyer-jokes.htm" title="http://hlavolamy.szm.sk/brainteasers/lawyer-jokes.htm"&gt;hlavolamy.szm.sk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="bonmot"&gt;
Q: What's wrong with lawyer jokes?&lt;BR /&gt;
A: Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes. 
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/lawyers/" rel="tag"&gt;lawyers&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/jokes/" rel="tag"&gt;jokes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag"&gt;humour&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://hlavolamy.szm.sk/brainteasers/lawyer-jokes.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 22:04:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Toilet sign in action.</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/1AB05A39-0C89-48F3-98E6-96F84948E2B8/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kwonsu/"&gt;kwonsu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax6KUC_oXiw" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax6KUC_oXiw"&gt;www.youtube.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sex/" rel="tag"&gt;sex&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/people/" rel="tag"&gt;people&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/life/" rel="tag"&gt;life&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/entertainment/" rel="tag"&gt;entertainment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax6KUC_oXiw</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 20:59:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Funny pictures</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B1077349-40DA-43A9-AC2F-22C3DFCDC26E/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kwonsu/"&gt;kwonsu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/picture.php?jokeid=1314" title="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/picture.php?jokeid=1314"&gt;www.jokesunlimited.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Another dumb blonde &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/C4C60264-2873-443E-BEAF-1AE00168B2D3.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/picture.php?jokeid=1310" title="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/picture.php?jokeid=1310"&gt;www.jokesunlimited.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;We have a problem&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/709D0F12-05AC-4694-9950-A36D64A5EDC5.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/picture.php?jokeid=1148" title="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/picture.php?jokeid=1148"&gt;www.jokesunlimited.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Who let the horse drive? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/43ED15C1-6B45-4542-B6C4-870C365FA4DF.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/picture.php?jokeid=1307" title="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/picture.php?jokeid=1307"&gt;www.jokesunlimited.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Kodak moment &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/114130DD-ED41-4796-AD6F-C814328E6447.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/picture.php?jokeid=1146" title="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/picture.php?jokeid=1146"&gt;www.jokesunlimited.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Why there are no limos in San Francisco &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/8DD40562-D041-4400-B1A0-53B365DA5C7C.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/picture.php?jokeid=1298" title="http://www.jokesunlimited.com/picture.php?jokeid=1298"&gt;www.jokesunlimited.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Do No Disturb &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/5AD58DC3-828E-4D3E-9804-9E0204AE5A0F.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" 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style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kwonsu/512/36C698A4-20DA-4978-9432-E57C7B128DE7.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/people/" rel="tag"&gt;people&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/life/" rel="tag"&gt;life&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.jokesunlimited.com/picture.php?jokeid=1314</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:20:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Funny Family talk   </title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C68A5E52-A4FB-4566-A7A7-AA109CF5B5E7/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kwonsu/"&gt;kwonsu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ik=852217841e&amp;view=cv&amp;search=inbox&amp;th=110e73ed19fe621a&amp;ww=1280&amp;lvp=0&amp;cvp=0&amp;qt=&amp;zx=50hyc3-3itetk" title="http://mail.google.com/mail/?ik=852217841e&amp;view=cv&amp;search=inbox&amp;th=110e73ed19fe621a&amp;ww=1280&amp;lvp=0&amp;cvp=0&amp;qt=&amp;zx=50hyc3-3itetk"&gt;mail.google.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt;A happy family is at the table having dinner when the son asks for permission to ask a question.  The father responds:  - Of course son, ask!  
&lt;BR /&gt;The son: &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt; - Dad, how many types of breasts exist?  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt;The father, a little surprised, responds:&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt;  - Well, my son, there are three types.  At the age of 20 the woman has breasts as melons, firm and round. From 35 to 50 they are like pears, still beautiful, nevertheless a little flabby...  By the age of 55 the breasts are like onions...  
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt;The son:- Onions?!  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt;The father:- Yes.  When you look at them, they make you cry!  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;This explanation make mom and dauther a little bit uncomfortable.  
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt;The daughter then says:  - Can I also ask an a little personal question, mother?  How many types of penises do exist?  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt;The mother looks toward the husband and responds:&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt; - Well, daughter, a man passes for three well defined phases.  At the age of 20 the penis is like the Oak tree, hard and firm.  From the age of 35 to  50 the penis is like the Willow, flexible but still dependable.  But after 55 the penis is like a Christmas Tree. 
&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt;Surprised, the daughter:asks  - A Christmas tree?!  &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT size="4"&gt;The mother responds:- Yeap!.  Dead from the root to the tip, the balls hanging as decorations and, the worse of all, it is only functional once a year!!  &lt;/FONT&gt;

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