Clipmarks | kristenjo's clips

Woman rips off her husband's testicles with bare hands

Fri, 19 May 2006 21:18:17 GMT

clipped by: adamc
clipper's remarks: OUCH.

Howard says his 40-year-old wife Monica, who he says is bi-polar, somehow conceived the notion that he was cheating on her. So while he was asleep last night, she attacked him.

Police outside the home in Tioga-Nicetown following the domestic incident early Tuesday morning.

Howard: "I mean she just grabbed me all down there and yanking and yanking and tearing me up with those fingernails."

Tags: testicles, bipolar, attack, genitals

The 10 Clipmandments - Idea by Skwirl, name by EricW, art by ME :D

Thu, 01 Jun 2006 05:16:49 GMT

clipped by: BigBadWolf
clipper's remarks: Skwirlinator thought them up, bookchick named them so who am I to not fulfill their dream?

Clip Source: rhf3.com

Tags: clipmarks, funny

What the Hell is this shit!

Tue, 06 Jun 2006 06:37:22 GMT

clipped by: skwirlinator
clipper's remarks: Athletes?
[img]http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g291/skwirlinator/wrong.jpg?t=1175764539[/img]

Clip Source: www.joen.org

Tags: weird, funny, humor, sic

PC Magazine reviews Clipmarks!!

Mon, 10 Apr 2006 18:18:40 GMT

clipped by: egoldstein
clipper's remarks: Thanks to Davis and the folks at pcmag for this great review!!!

Clip Source: www.pcmag.com

Are your friends, family, or coworkers tired of you filling their e-mail inboxes with snippets of news and trivia from the Web? Do you forget why you added a particular bookmark to your collection? Do you like to entertain, inspire, or tweak people with your own commentary on your Web discoveries? If you answer yes to any of these questions, Clipmarks.com could be your new favorite Web hangout. I'm addicted to it.

Tags: clipmarks, pc magazine, web 2.0, web, internet, review

For Kore7

Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:51:17 GMT

clipped by: kristenjo
clipper's remarks: In my experience, which is very nearly none, Kore not only tries to ride bikes and fails, but poses serious questions in my mind as to what he can do. My thoughts are pretty accurately expressed in this cartoon. Drew nails it once again.

Clip Source: toothpastefordinner.com

Tags: men, bike, bicycle, cartoon, funny

Top 5 Things to Do When a Telemarketer Calls

Thu, 01 Jun 2006 22:01:28 GMT

clipped by: rmowery

Clip Source: www.funnystory.cc

Top 5 Things to Do When a Telemarketer Calls

Thursday, June 01 2006 @ 09:52 AM EDT
Contributed by: Admin
Views: 5623

5. Say you are hard of hearing and see how loud they will shout into the phone.

4. Keep repeating, "I knew you were going to say that".

3. Allow the telemarketer to fully explain his offer. When he is finished explain that his company hired you to randomly spot check telemarketers on their performance. Tell him that he did a good job overall, but that he is a bit monotone and needs to fluctuate his tone of voice more to sound convincing. He also should pause longer between sentences, and more clearly pronounce the letter 's'. Tell him you won’t report him if he repeats his speech to you with the appropriate corrections. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.

2. Every few minutes repeat, "You’re going to have to bear with me, I have a slight short term memory loss problem, who is this again?"

1. Mid pitch, stop him and complement him on his wonderful voice. Explain that you are a voiceover scout and might have a breakthrough commercial job for him. Ask if he wouldn’t mind doing a quick test. Ask him to say in a deep husky voice "May cause dizziness, diarrhea, vomiting and shortness of breath. A small number of participants in a recent clinical trial experienced weight loss, irregular clotting, abnormally frequent and/or painful urination and hair loss. Results may vary"

Tags: funny, telemarketers, calling, cold calling, response

80's lyrics quiz--how rad were you?

Mon, 22 May 2006 03:18:48 GMT

clipped by: kristenjo
clipper's remarks: Go ahead, take the quiz, you know you wanna. I don't want any doctored scores, either (that means you, too, Adam). I did horrible the first time because I was going too fast and couldn't get the songs in my head to remember the lyrics.

Clip Source: www.yetanotherdot.com

80's Lyrics Quiz: People are What?

I always found it very difficult to name artists/title... these are the songs everyone always mumbles along with in the car. Do you know them as well as you think you do?

Instructions: Fill in the blanks. Each blank uses one word and no punctuation. Please use a #2 pencil. No food or drink allowed in the testing facility. This is your brain on the 80's, any questions?

Tags: music, lyrics, quiz, 80s

A Thanksgiving Odyssey

Tue, 30 Jan 2007 00:20:59 GMT

clipped by: kristenjo
clipper's remarks: A brief synopsis of my recent trip to California. You will only see one picture of anything in California itself. This is because it's a 3 day drive and my friend and I take pictures when we're bored, which happened a lot in the car.

Clip Source: s122.photobucket.com

Tags: pictures, travel, road trip

Gay weather. Some fabulously gorgeous hissy fits

Tue, 06 Jun 2006 20:43:09 GMT

clipped by: Godfrey Daniel

Clip Source: www.tinyvices.com

©Mike Hollingshead
(go to this link to read about the history of these photos, it's insane.)

www.extremeinstability.com

home
geovisit(); geovisit(); geovisit();

Tags: photography

LOL

Mon, 24 Apr 2006 00:13:51 GMT

clipped by: tedrock
clipper's remarks: actually made me laugh out loud... I guess I'm weird.

Clip Source: www.ceilingcat.com

Tags: cat, masturbate, porn, humor

Firefox Eats IE

Mon, 05 Jun 2006 18:11:40 GMT

clipped by: DJA29

Clip Source: www.algadefe.net

Tags: firefox, eats, eat, eating, ie, internet, explorer

"The Scary Son"

Sun, 26 Nov 2006 22:30:24 GMT

clipped by: kristenjo
clipper's remarks: Who isn't? I mean, he played in the Good Son, and now look at him.

Clip Source: postsecret.blogspot.com

Tags: scary, actor, washed up

Baby Hedgehogs

Fri, 12 May 2006 00:51:09 GMT

clipped by: Kore7
clipper's remarks: Not porcupines.

Clip Source: www.peeniewallie.com

Tags: hedgehog, hedgehogs, porcupines, cute

clipmarks - the collection

Fri, 12 May 2006 23:45:24 GMT

clipped by: BigBadWolf
clipper's remarks: This was for me as much as for those that missed the whole line of clipmarks "toys." I needed an image to plop into the creative part of my site.

Clip Source: rhf3.com

Tags: clipmarks truck bus girl ship helicoptor

Troubles in Diggville

Thu, 07 Sep 2006 23:34:40 GMT

clipped by: arifsali
clipper's remarks: Any comments from Clipmarks community? I wonder if the same could be said here by some (conservative types) who may think most Clipmarkers are more liberal minded, taking over the clips with most pops?
I don't really know what they're talking about above with alogrithm, but something tells me that digg is being drowned by its own popularity and no one is gaming the system. But this issue is complicated to be summarized so quickly.

Clip Source: www.techcrunch.com

Troubles in Diggville

Today Digg co-founder Kevin Rose responded to these complaints. He takes both sides of the argument. Kevin says that groups of people recommending stories to each other is actually a good thing. But he also says that Digg will soon be implementing a new algorithm that weighs a diversified group of Diggers more heavily than groups acting together:

This algorithm update will look at the unique digging diversity of the individuals digging the story. Users that follow a gaming pattern will have less promotion weight. This doesn’t mean that the story won’t be promoted, it just means that a more diverse pool of individuals will be need to deem the story homepage-worthy.

Tags: digg, social bookmarking, social networking, community