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Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Time to Laugh</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/17AFEFC3-865B-4AB7-A88E-ED7A01D03219/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kkcapricorn/"&gt;kkcapricorn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I just love these! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/15/funny-pictures-to-works-wif-u-todai/" 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style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/10/funny-pictures-meny-timz-i-tellz-u-wash-behind-eerz/" title="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/10/funny-pictures-meny-timz-i-tellz-u-wash-behind-eerz/"&gt;icanhascheezburger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/04B0B952-57E1-49D7-BAB0-90B75D54701D.jpg" alt="cat" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/15/funny-pictures-to-works-wif-u-todai/</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 16:39:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Time for Cat Laughs</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D793D0C2-C631-4DFC-A510-94F87AF9782A/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kkcapricorn/"&gt;kkcapricorn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  we all need something to smile about &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/03/funny-pictures-fiah-cuk-cheezburger/" title="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/03/funny-pictures-fiah-cuk-cheezburger/"&gt;icanhascheezburger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/59838A1C-AEC4-4604-ADCB-465E61C31BAC.jpg" alt="cat" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/03/funny-pictures-just-try-to-takes-me-to-vets-now/" title="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/03/funny-pictures-just-try-to-takes-me-to-vets-now/"&gt;icanhascheezburger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/9851F44C-BBD5-4C73-86EA-7D8E3E839B67.jpg" alt="cat" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="js-kit-rater"&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/01/funny-pictures-catscan/" title="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/01/funny-pictures-catscan/"&gt;icanhascheezburger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/5B8888FB-2288-4EE2-A094-FC72381423FF.jpg" alt="cat" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/31/funny-pictures-invisible-race-car/" title="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/31/funny-pictures-invisible-race-car/"&gt;icanhascheezburger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/9E7F018A-5BB3-4E4B-8322-25DB486FBC79.jpg" alt="cat" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="js-kit-rater"&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/31/funny-pictures-overlooked-crazy-cat-man/" title="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/31/funny-pictures-overlooked-crazy-cat-man/"&gt;icanhascheezburger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/7D2B7992-DA6F-41A7-82F1-055897BE0D09.jpg" alt="cat" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="js-kit-rater"&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/29/funny-pictures-im-walkin-in-dat-right/" title="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/08/29/funny-pictures-im-walkin-in-dat-right/"&gt;icanhascheezburger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/84096E48-B519-437D-8C8B-9E1E7DFE3E5E.jpg" alt="cat" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="js-kit-rater"&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cats/" rel="tag"&gt;cats&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cheezburger/" rel="tag"&gt;cheezburger&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/09/03/funny-pictures-fiah-cuk-cheezburger/</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:59:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bush signs Birthday card for Kyoto</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/BF86B1E7-0036-45A8-8920-8D33FBAE6C8F/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kkcapricorn/"&gt;kkcapricorn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Laugh, laugh, laugh.&lt;br/&gt;I bet this could really be done. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bush_told_to_sign_birthday?utm_source=onion_rss_daily" title="http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bush_told_to_sign_birthday?utm_source=onion_rss_daily"&gt;www.theonion.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;WASHINGTON—Enlisted by members of the House and Senate, presidential aide Rebecca Tandy brought a copy of the international climate-change treaty to President Bush's desk Monday and asked him to sign a birthday document for a Japanese dignitary named "Kyoto Protocol." "Mr. Protocol really likes treaties, so we got him this treaty instead of a card, so if you could just—all the other countries have already signed it," a nervous Tandy reportedly said to Bush, who quickly scrawled his signature on the treaty and told her to tell Kyoto he said "hi." "And now, if you could just initial here, and here, and here, and, oh, you can ignore all that stuff about sulfides. That's just an inside joke." House Speaker Nancy Pelosi later attempted to get Bush to sign a "bar mitzvah stop-use agreement" for the son of Mr. and Mrs. Ben Clusterbomb. &lt;IMG class="terminator" alt="" src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/onion/assets/terminator.gif" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/theonion/" rel="tag"&gt;theonion&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bush_told_to_sign_birthday?utm_source=onion_rss_daily</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:31:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Its Time for Catz</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9A8497EB-CD8B-4AF0-8126-8AC0C67C0988/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kkcapricorn/"&gt;kkcapricorn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Cute Humor Time &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/26/funny-pictures-nao-or-need-moar-teechings/" title="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/26/funny-pictures-nao-or-need-moar-teechings/"&gt;icanhascheezburger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/D1C0D7C6-6D64-40B1-AC86-F91058A1F233.jpg" alt="cat" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/26/funny-pictures-someplace-nice-without-you-embarrassing-me/" title="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/26/funny-pictures-someplace-nice-without-you-embarrassing-me/"&gt;icanhascheezburger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/A23F2EB7-EF49-4871-9348-E4C682B820EE.jpg" alt="cat" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/26/funny-pictures-scaree-run-for-life-happee-nowz/" title="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/26/funny-pictures-scaree-run-for-life-happee-nowz/"&gt;icanhascheezburger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/11C7FE05-592D-40B5-8E74-0F84F1A1290D.jpg" alt="cat" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/26/funny-pictures-gramma-madez-it/" title="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/26/funny-pictures-gramma-madez-it/"&gt;icanhascheezburger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/51B95B33-4D68-45F3-A834-8E05DD2BA101.jpg" alt="cat" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/25/funny-pictures-vacooming-now/" title="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/25/funny-pictures-vacooming-now/"&gt;icanhascheezburger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/BD4B91A7-F0E2-4DF7-954E-E71CF5DC8C7F.jpg" alt="cat" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cats/" rel="tag"&gt;cats&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/07/26/funny-pictures-nao-or-need-moar-teechings/</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 03:02:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>LOLcatters mock celebs</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F69EB7D7-8430-4044-BB5D-4B00CAF633EB/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kkcapricorn/"&gt;kkcapricorn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Well, cat lovers, what do you think?  &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/07/lolcatters-mock.html" title="http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/07/lolcatters-mock.html"&gt;blog.wired.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/D36BED71-B2BD-40E4-9FFC-83F146333F1A.jpg" alt="gary busey, a horse" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;The comedians behind LOLcat laughathon I Can Has Cheezburger? have launched a new site, Totally Looks Like, that dares readers to juxtapose celebrity faces with the stars' unlikely doppelgängers.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt; popular submissions include: toothy shots of Gary Busey and a horse (pictured); a bald, post-meltdown Britney Spears &lt;A href="http://totallylookslike.com/2008/07/15/britney-spears/"&gt;compared to icy Gotham villain Mr. Freeze&lt;/A&gt;; actor Nick Nolte's 2008 mug shot alongside an illustration of &lt;A href="http://totallylookslike.com/2008/07/15/nick-nolte/"&gt;fantasy beast Cthulhu&lt;/A&gt;; and rapper Flava Flav, who &lt;A href="http://totallylookslike.com/2008/07/16/flava-flav/"&gt;bears a striking resemblance&lt;/A&gt; to Stripe, the leader of the evil creatures that ran amok in &lt;EM&gt;Gremlins&lt;/EM&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;For now, eagle-eyed tabloid watchers submit photos of celebs and their comical counterparts to site administrators, but Huh says the LOLcat engineers are building a tool to let users craft their own side-by-side creations.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;"It always comes down to whether we'd have fun making it," Huh said. "If the answer is yes, then we're going to do it."&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cats/" rel="tag"&gt;cats&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/lol/" rel="tag"&gt;lol&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/07/lolcatters-mock.html</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:41:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Some chuckles </title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/0FA6EDDC-144F-463B-B60A-27B8D6A1874E/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kkcapricorn/"&gt;kkcapricorn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.almeidacartoons.com/Safe_toons1.html" title="http://www.almeidacartoons.com/Safe_toons1.html"&gt;www.almeidacartoons.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/B945E871-AA4A-40E8-8FE6-0F8B8A6AB8F7.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/2B07ADDE-A636-452F-AD67-C5460B61DED6.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/19B9FBEA-B864-4227-ABE5-6F91DAEF5CC1.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/207283CD-D416-4753-99DE-0D2AC514F53B.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/DF4CC850-D6F2-4C1E-B6D7-3AD506FB6510.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/554E7E85-3431-4275-AE57-66156990EC39.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/86637F50-A683-4879-851A-D756F5B677AA.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/0EE8DB20-5B78-4166-93BC-B2642006B72B.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/almeidacartoons/" rel="tag"&gt;almeidacartoons&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.almeidacartoons.com/Safe_toons1.html</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 22:40:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Cartoons</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D2F3936C-350E-4DA3-A355-F020163C2879/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kkcapricorn/"&gt;kkcapricorn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Enjoy a laugh today. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.almeidacartoons.com/Gen_toons1.html" title="http://www.almeidacartoons.com/Gen_toons1.html"&gt;www.almeidacartoons.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/006448BB-5583-4115-BE34-9C860EEED214.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/82708AB4-9358-4BE9-B3A1-D194CB7EDA90.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/52954ACD-A979-464A-93A1-FFE135B46859.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/DB05CF5C-81CB-482B-B5A9-CCD793EC4D48.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/DE6A1F2B-BF03-411B-98D4-9D7784B8E1CD.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.almeidacartoons.com/Gen_toons2.html" title="http://www.almeidacartoons.com/Gen_toons2.html"&gt;www.almeidacartoons.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/C5CF2B66-8E24-45B2-82F7-D3AC615C542C.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/102CAC72-04AD-49B5-9949-1E05EA7BD8F1.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cartoons/" rel="tag"&gt;cartoons&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.almeidacartoons.com/Gen_toons1.html</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:37:09 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Look at the kitties</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/EF7F02A1-55EE-4C90-B7F9-A4047479A065/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kkcapricorn/"&gt;kkcapricorn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I need a vacation from politics and saving the world.  It's culture, humor and kitties for me today. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/09/funny-pictures-stoopid-hoomans-couch-looks-better-on-fire/" title="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/09/funny-pictures-stoopid-hoomans-couch-looks-better-on-fire/"&gt;icanhascheezburger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/EF859D76-1126-4239-A546-4176E826FBEB.jpg" alt="cat" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/08/funny-pictures-oh-grate/" title="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/08/funny-pictures-oh-grate/"&gt;icanhascheezburger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/601DD97C-406B-4A40-AA6D-F912D2A8A6A3.jpg" alt="cat" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/08/funny-pictures-cat-is-bsod-ur-dissertashun/" title="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/08/funny-pictures-cat-is-bsod-ur-dissertashun/"&gt;icanhascheezburger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/0E6A9450-3AD4-46E5-BA2C-6BC3DC7B3417.jpg" alt="cat" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/06/funny-pictures-you-canz-mak-shur-this-kitteh-haz-cheezburgerz/" title="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/06/funny-pictures-you-canz-mak-shur-this-kitteh-haz-cheezburgerz/"&gt;icanhascheezburger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/1F1B41FA-C9D8-45E0-9790-290877234A72.jpg" alt="cat" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/05/funny-pictures-wez-been-spelling-cheezburger-rong/" title="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/05/funny-pictures-wez-been-spelling-cheezburger-rong/"&gt;icanhascheezburger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/F55FAE28-1DCC-4DAF-BF67-7C9310BE4144.jpg" alt="cat" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/02/funny-pictures-undrstand-hunam-litterbox/" title="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/02/funny-pictures-undrstand-hunam-litterbox/"&gt;icanhascheezburger.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/E9CB4D49-49E8-43D9-B1A7-9569F1821B57.jpg" alt="cat" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cats/" rel="tag"&gt;cats&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/09/funny-pictures-stoopid-hoomans-couch-looks-better-on-fire/</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:29:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Make Your Own Bush Speech</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/377107CF-E645-42AB-ADFB-E3EFF006C919/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; 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&lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kkcapricorn/"&gt;kkcapricorn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  innovative, the beginning seemed to have interruptions.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXxXkpe5Paw&amp;eurl=http://www.shirley08.com/rubber_chicken.php" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXxXkpe5Paw&amp;eurl=http://www.shirley08.com/rubber_chicken.php"&gt;www.youtube.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pelosi/" rel="tag"&gt;pelosi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXxXkpe5Paw&amp;eurl=http://www.shirley08.com/rubber_chicken.php</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 01:46:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Wizard of Id</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E90BB859-D222-479A-BC57-5C54964C6F90/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kkcapricorn/"&gt;kkcapricorn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  truth in humor &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://cm.my.yahoo.com/" title="http://cm.my.yahoo.com/"&gt;cm.my.yahoo.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/5BD2B936-C3EB-4E80-AA74-4162FB3CBACD.gif" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://cm.my.yahoo.com/</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:43:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Colbert Speaks</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/664B2D7F-AE84-4163-88DB-855E4454A19C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; 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&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/quotes/" rel="tag"&gt;quotes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/colbert/" rel="tag"&gt;colbert&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://112.gmodules.com/ig/ifr?url=http://charles447.googlepages.com/colbert.xml&amp;nocache=0&amp;lang=en&amp;country=us&amp;.lang=en&amp;.country=us&amp;synd=ig&amp;mid=112&amp;ifpctok=8545106766677073798&amp;parent=http://www.google.com&amp;extern_js=/extern_js/f/CgJlbhICdXMrMAo4ACwrMBI4ACwrMBM4ACwrMBU4ACw/mNgQ7c3BIfg.js</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:16:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Is this the gasoline future???</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/8BF87E56-CC20-4632-8002-B7236C2E1C16/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kkcapricorn/"&gt;kkcapricorn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  It's The Onion guys. "lol" &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bp_opens_multi_floor_1_000?utm_source=onion_rss_daily" title="http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bp_opens_multi_floor_1_000?utm_source=onion_rss_daily"&gt;www.theonion.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;BP Opens Multi-Floor, 1,000-Pump Flagship Gas Station In Times Square&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;NEW YORK—Tourists and gas-lovers from around the nation flocked to New York City Saturday for the grand opening of the five-story, 1,000-pump "BP Town" gas station located in the heart of Times Square. "We drove all the way from San Diego just so we could fill up our tank here," mother of three Cyndi Matheson said. "Sure, the lines were four hours long and the gas is a little more expensive here, but even at $27.99 a gallon, it was worth it just to see the kids' faces light up. We're going to drive around for a few hours so we can come back." BP Town reported a successful opening weekend, having sold more than $2 million in gas and nearly $500,000 in souvenir beef jerky, sunflower seeds, and Hostess Donettes.
          			  &lt;IMG class="terminator" alt="" src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/onion/assets/terminator.gif" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/satire/" rel="tag"&gt;satire&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/the+onion/" rel="tag"&gt;the onion&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/bp_opens_multi_floor_1_000?utm_source=onion_rss_daily</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:39:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Colbert Speaks</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/15AD7D12-839E-44C3-A901-79C0BCD2B6AF/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kkcapricorn/"&gt;kkcapricorn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  so true&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/images/icons/smilies/lol.gif" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://112.gmodules.com/ig/ifr?url=http://charles447.googlepages.com/colbert.xml&amp;nocache=0&amp;lang=en&amp;country=us&amp;.lang=en&amp;.country=us&amp;synd=ig&amp;mid=112&amp;ifpctok=8545106766677073798&amp;parent=http://www.google.com&amp;extern_js=/extern_js/f/CgJlbhICdXMrMAo4ACwrMBI4ACwrMBM4ACwrMBU4ACw/PW_zFsAGtnk.js" title="http://112.gmodules.com/ig/ifr?url=http://charles447.googlepages.com/colbert.xml&amp;nocache=0&amp;lang=en&amp;country=us&amp;.lang=en&amp;.country=us&amp;synd=ig&amp;mid=112&amp;ifpctok=8545106766677073798&amp;parent=http://www.google.com&amp;extern_js=/extern_js/f/CgJlbhICdXMrMAo4ACwrMBI4ACwrMBM4ACwrMBU4ACw/PW_zFsAGtnk.js"&gt;112.gmodules.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kkcapricorn/512/346CE294-B64D-430E-9146-1973796FFC02.png" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;CENTER&gt;
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My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot, ... So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.'
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&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/quotes/" rel="tag"&gt;quotes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/colbert/" rel="tag"&gt;colbert&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://112.gmodules.com/ig/ifr?url=http://charles447.googlepages.com/colbert.xml&amp;nocache=0&amp;lang=en&amp;country=us&amp;.lang=en&amp;.country=us&amp;synd=ig&amp;mid=112&amp;ifpctok=8545106766677073798&amp;parent=http://www.google.com&amp;extern_js=/extern_js/f/CgJlbhICdXMrMAo4ACwrMBI4ACwrMBM4ACwrMBU4ACw/PW_zFsAGtnk.js</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:54:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Frozen Grand Central</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/7DD3DC8A-80A2-4FA6-9F32-3CC26F7E121F/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kkcapricorn/"&gt;kkcapricorn&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Awesome.  What if something like this really happened?  Something to think about.&lt;br/&gt;It's amazing how they can stay still for 5 minutes in those uncomfortable positions &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3PJDxuo" title="http://youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3PJDxuo"&gt;youtube.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div&gt;[Video]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/stunts/" rel="tag"&gt;stunts&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://youtube.com/watch?v=jwMj3PJDxuo</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 20:41:27 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>