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Easy Explanation Of Governments

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 15:37:25 GMT

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clipper's remarks: I find this hilarious ... and really very simple to follow.

If only governing systems where this easy to follow.

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FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

How Would You Like To Drink With These Ladies?

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:16:56 GMT

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Cool Aid Dude Strikes !!

Mon, 31 Mar 2008 06:59:25 GMT

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clipper's remarks: One day I knew this would happen ...

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Ten Of The Most Awesome Film Deaths

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:54:23 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Rad ... just rad ...

Clip Source: space.canoe.ca

10. John Hurt – Alien

Alien bursts from his stomach.

9. Jon Voight – Anaconda

Eaten by snake.

8. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa – Showdown in Little Tokyo

Blown up.

7. Paul McCrane – Robocop

Road kill.

6. Vincent Craig Dupree – Jason Takes Manhattan

Decapitation.

5. Art Malik – True Lies

While standing on an air-born jet, Art falls off the side and is caught on a missile. He and the rocket are promptly fired through a building and into a helicopter.

4. Ronny Cox – Total Recall

Suffocates

3. Johnny Depp – A Nightmare on Elm Street

Eaten by bed.

2. Carter Wong – Big Trouble in Little China

Spontaneous combustion.

1. Slim Pickens – Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Rides a nuclear warhead right into Soviet Russia.

Tags: movies, death

Bleep Ya, Bleep, Bleep

Thu, 18 Oct 2007 18:36:29 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Yeah I always knew this was true.

My job sucks sometimes, so I end up doing this a lot. .

Usually loudly down the hall ... Unconventional jobs are great

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"This is the kind of news that your HR folks don't want to hear, but researchers today said letting workers swear at will in the workplace can benefit employees and employers. The study found regular use of profanity to express and reinforce solidarity among staff, enabling them to express their feelings, such as frustration, and develop social relationships, according to researchers at the University of East Anglia (UES). Researchers said their aim was to challenge leadership styles and suggest ideas for best practice. "Employees use swearing on a continuous basis, but not necessarily in a negative, abusive manner. Swearing was as a social phenomenon to reflect solidarity and enhance group cohesiveness, or as a psychological phenomenon to release stress, " the study stated."

Tags: work, communication, humor