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		&lt;P&gt;&lt;EM&gt;(I was working the candy bar when a I was approached by a man seeing Bridge to Terabithia with two young kids. He points to the popcorn machine:)&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Customer:&lt;/STRONG&gt; “I’ll have two boxes of cockporn please.”&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;EM&gt;(There was a two second pause as the customer’s eyes went wide with horror…and then I started to laugh. He got the popcorn and ran upstairs, with me standing behind the counter with tears running down my face.)&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
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Who Are They?</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E792FFB1-7644-43A9-B0BB-2B1463E33611/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/karokan/"&gt;karokan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://oreys.com/image/4171/Celebrity_2_in_1.html" title="http://oreys.com/image/4171/Celebrity_2_in_1.html"&gt;oreys.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/D0A62914-AB2E-42D2-8825-C7EF936DDE7F.jpg" alt="Celebrity 2 in 1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img 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src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/D0B0AFE8-54ED-4316-A260-D06127EC9465.jpg" alt="Celebrity 2 in 1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/5D917876-EDA8-49B2-82D0-1BFA43C31FA6.jpg" alt="Celebrity 2 in 1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/DBEB4889-4A6D-4603-901A-F8AFA5250E79.jpg" alt="Celebrity 2 in 1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/BB208D5D-3C0A-4464-BAD8-E4F3524E3800.jpg" alt="Celebrity 2 in 1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/2A7BBE80-35CF-4232-A910-AF60150A9AC0.jpg" alt="Celebrity 2 in 1" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photos/" rel="tag"&gt;photos&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/celebs/" rel="tag"&gt;celebs&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bizarre/" rel="tag"&gt;bizarre&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://oreys.com/image/4171/Celebrity_2_in_1.html</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 10:57:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Doing it in (Geek) -Style</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/4CC479AC-1A89-4982-9D2B-839B5B9C6FE5/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/karokan/"&gt;karokan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.creativecloseup.com/home-decor-for-absolute-geeks" title="http://www.creativecloseup.com/home-decor-for-absolute-geeks"&gt;www.creativecloseup.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;Home Decor for Absolute Geeks&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;So you think you are a perfect geek just because you have a talking Homer and a Space Invaders mug at your desk? No chance.&lt;BR /&gt;
Maybe a lava lamp or a not-so-exclusive Google mini-fridge? Meh, go away.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;
To become a real geek, just take a look at this gallery of uber-cool home and office appliances, furniture and other decorative elements built just for this purpose.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/75F78785-3025-44F3-9F0A-7CE2A890BA38.jpg" alt="Magnetic 3d mesh curtains" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;Magnetic 3d mesh curtains&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/41F111FD-D316-4A34-AF73-B254CBD0C6AA.jpg" alt="Ascii curtains" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;Ascii 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src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/73E589E1-A98D-445F-A272-C10ED985416F.jpg" alt="Luminous ripple faucet" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;Luminous ripple faucet&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/B9B9184C-F571-4417-86F2-3804B72E179C.jpg" alt="Musical shower" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;Musical shower&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/74AF0AF7-1AB0-40C9-BE06-534756982232.jpg" alt="Han Solo carbonite desk" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;Han Solo carbonite desk&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/DC5B78D3-9BD5-4DD0-810A-3028005AF463.jpg" alt="Pixelated sofa" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;Pixelated sofa&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/7412A822-0A1B-44B6-ACC3-8D87E7A3CCB0.jpg" alt="Arcade coffee table" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;Arcade coffee table&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" 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/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.yankodesign.com/index.php/2008/05/01/practice-plant/" linkindex="33"&gt;Practice plant&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/5E84D182-C5C0-494F-ADDE-1304EB4793AB.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.artlebedev.com/everything/ridibundus/int/" linkindex="27"&gt;Emoticon pillows&lt;/A&gt;  |  Space Invaders &lt;A href="http://www.shopncsx.com/spaceinvaderspillow.aspx" linkindex="28" set="yes"&gt;pillows&lt;/A&gt; and &lt;A href="http://www.shopncsx.com/spaceinvaders30thanniversarybathtowel.aspx" linkindex="29" 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/&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;Cut out PANO chair&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/AD4E8726-0DAA-4389-8977-10071B2B26C2.jpg" alt="LEGO" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;Kitchen stuff from LEGO&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/1FBD772B-DFDD-4390-97C1-F537C534243A.jpg" alt="Lego salt and pepper" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;LEGO salt and pepper&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/6F9B162B-0433-4D28-A25D-24600E8BE319.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.designhead.net/cdimino/typewriters4.html" linkindex="15"&gt;Keyboard waffles&lt;/A&gt;  |  &lt;A href="http://www.geekalerts.com/tetris-ice/" linkindex="16"&gt;Tetris ice cubes&lt;/A&gt;  |  &lt;A href="http://www.geekalerts.com/star-trek-enterprise-bottle-opener/" linkindex="17" set="yes"&gt;Star Trek bottle opener&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/76E1C35F-6197-4374-B850-147E97B8EFB2.jpg" alt="Toast printer" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div 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src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/C030BD2C-008C-4FAE-8AE1-B9B9D9C74BB0.jpg" alt="Space Invaders wall decals" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;Space Invaders wall decals&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.creativecloseup.com/home-decor-for-absolute-geeks</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 10:03:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Why God Made Pets</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/DD59CA6E-90FD-4AEF-85CE-45AAC14E8CAC/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/karokan/"&gt;karokan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://blogging.typepad.com/funny_pictures/2005/05/why_god_made_pe.html" title="http://blogging.typepad.com/funny_pictures/2005/05/why_god_made_pe.html"&gt;blogging.typepad.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV id="banner"&gt;
&lt;H1&gt;&lt;A accesskey="1" href="http://blogging.typepad.com/funny_pictures/" linkindex="1" set="yes"&gt;Best Funny Pictures&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H1&gt;
&lt;H2&gt;My ultimate collection of funny pics, cute pictures, gross pictures, naughty pictures, funny animals, and other funny shit - send your funny photos to me for posting on Best Funny Pictures.  Warning - some of the pictures are just darned cute (like some of the animal pictures), others may offend some (gross pictures, dirty pictures, etc) - if you don't like my sense of humor, surf elsewhere :)&lt;/H2&gt;
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;Why God Made Pets&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
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&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;SPAN face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;They love their "teddies"&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;SPAN face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt; &lt;BR /&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" src="http://photos8.flickr.com/16697856_736cbb3eec_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;O:P _moz-userdefined=""&gt;&lt;/O:P&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;SPAN face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt; &lt;O:P _moz-userdefined=""&gt;&lt;/O:P&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;SPAN face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;They know who's "BOSS"&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;SPAN face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt; &lt;BR /&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" src="http://photos9.flickr.com/16697862_eb575be8b5_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;O:P _moz-userdefined=""&gt;&lt;/O:P&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;SPAN face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;AND  - They know when we need a good LAUGH!&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;SPAN face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt; &lt;BR /&gt;&lt;IMG border="0" src="http://photos9.flickr.com/16697889_f09f592273_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;SPAN face="Comic Sans MS"&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pics/" rel="tag"&gt;pics&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://blogging.typepad.com/funny_pictures/2005/05/why_god_made_pe.html</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 06:55:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Greener grass.....</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/A032405B-316B-494A-A59B-C26F137502B0/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/karokan/"&gt;karokan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://aslowerpace.com/serendipity/index.php?/archives/981-Greener-grass......html" title="http://aslowerpace.com/serendipity/index.php?/archives/981-Greener-grass......html"&gt;aslowerpace.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H4 class="serendipity_title"&gt;&lt;A href="http://aslowerpace.com/serendipity/index.php?/archives/981-Greener-grass......html" linkindex="2"&gt;Greener grass.....&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="serendipity_entry serendipity_entry_author_Dan"&gt;
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                My Dad shared this with me this morning via email and I am passing it along. Happy Birthday, Dad!&lt;/DIV&gt;
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&lt;B&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;It's important in life to reach out, to strive for greater achievements, to go for that greener grass that is on the other side of the fence.....&lt;/DIV&gt;
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But one must also be careful……&lt;/DIV&gt;
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Sometimes you can reach too far!&lt;/DIV&gt;
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But when you find yourself overextended and you’re stuck in a situation that you can’t get out of,  there is one thing that you should always remember.....&lt;/DIV&gt;
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Not everyone who shows up is there to help you.&lt;/DIV&gt;
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It kind of reminds me of Ronald Reagan's quote --&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
&lt;I&gt;"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' "&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
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.....Dan at aslowerpace dot com
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        &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/nature/" rel="tag"&gt;nature&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://aslowerpace.com/serendipity/index.php?/archives/981-Greener-grass......html</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 05:20:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>More great photos from my favorite blog</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/DE66F842-B90E-41C2-B64C-1EDF43B2A18C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/karokan/"&gt;karokan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.frostfirezoo.com/" title="http://www.frostfirezoo.com/"&gt;www.frostfirezoo.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.frostfirezoo.com/superbad"&gt;Superbad!&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/D0752FCB-DF16-459C-A8C6-DB7AA481414A.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.frostfirezoo.com/hair-mat"&gt;Hair Mat&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img 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src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/C8CC738D-7B79-411D-80F9-ED8927DF1D44.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.frostfirezoo.com/laptop-kitten"&gt;Laptop Kitten&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/BA101350-7073-4A7F-BE40-01B518CFC86B.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.frostfirezoo.com/monkey-see-monkey-do"&gt;Monkey See, Monkey Do&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/6AFE3F80-E091-496C-AB45-49F8C214A16C.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.frostfirezoo.com/the-space-shuttle-mostly-duct-tape-and-velcro"&gt;The Space Shuttle: Mostly Duct Tape and Velcro&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/29862756-CE0E-4A0E-9123-B5682F2FD13B.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;This &lt;A href="http://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/imagegallery/image_feature_1044.html"&gt;photo from NASA&lt;/A&gt; shows just how many pieces of duct tape and velcro are used to hold this engineering marvel together.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.frostfirezoo.com/banana-art"&gt;Banana Art&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/6AC78032-46B5-4191-BBBD-43EC802B1D23.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.frostfirezoo.com/thats-a-great-angle-to-shoot-from"&gt;That's a great angle to shoot from&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/7C35658E-65B0-4227-B18E-B127D01F3FEC.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.frostfirezoo.com/baby-hedgehogs"&gt;Baby Hedgehogs&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/D8B72E6A-594F-4F04-A81F-CB810393DAC5.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.frostfirezoo.com/how-to-pick-up-girls-using-facebook"&gt;How to pick up girls using Facebook&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/6C20F5B0-A460-4B4F-BC9F-EE9D7C9ECAD3.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.frostfirezoo.com/galapagos-giant-tortoise-has-baby-at-70"&gt;Galapagos giant tortoise has baby at 70&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/7719B61D-3318-4DE9-AC53-359B2A846954.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Becoming a mother at 70-years-old doesn't present a problem - for a Galapagos giant tortoise. Nigrita produced her baby a few weeks ago at Zurich Zoo in Switzerland which has been her home since 1946.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Mother weighs in at round about the 500lbs mark while junior is only a few ounces but eventually - aged about 40 - he will reach her size.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.frostfirezoo.com/weird-eyes"&gt;Weird Eyes&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/5C9C5A99-8FC4-4132-9718-F4315D96916E.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photos/" rel="tag"&gt;photos&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bizarre/" rel="tag"&gt;bizarre&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/art/" rel="tag"&gt;art&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/beauty/" rel="tag"&gt;beauty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.frostfirezoo.com/</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 06:24:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>THE BABY DO'S AND DONT'S</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/11A81C61-53CB-4619-8B5C-253F17CAFF19/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/karokan/"&gt;karokan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  just thought I'd share a little infant humor  ;-p &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.c00lstuff.com/1133/Do_s_and_don_ts_with_babies/" title="http://www.c00lstuff.com/1133/Do_s_and_don_ts_with_babies/"&gt;www.c00lstuff.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.c00lstuff.com/1133/Do_s_and_don_ts_with_babies/"&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.c00lstuff.com/1133/Do_s_and_don_ts_with_babies/"&gt;Do's and don'ts with babie&lt;/A&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.c00lstuff.com/1133/Do_s_and_don_ts_with_babies/"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;s&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;IMG height="400" hspace="0" src="http://lh4.google.com/Nitro2k/R5iKqeNSvWI/AAAAAAAAAug/t43fHNgWHYA/s400/1001.jpg" width="400" vspace="0" /&gt; 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No More Z's&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt; &lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;A Decimal Point&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;&lt;I&gt;When you rearrange the letters:&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;I'm a Dot in Place&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt; &lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;Eleven plus two&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;&lt;I&gt;When you rearrange the letters:&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;Twelve plus one&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt; &lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;And for the grand finale:&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;&lt;I&gt;It can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;&lt;I&gt;each letter only once) into:&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt; &lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;got some thing that would be right at home on this page? send it to &lt;A href="http://tularecounty.com/humor/mailto:signs@tularecounty.com"&gt;signs@tularecounty.com&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;IMG height="60" hspace="0" src="http://tularecounty.com/humor/images/godbless.gif" width="200" vspace="0" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt; &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/BODY&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" 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10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/A280DEA1-DEA5-490D-B49B-E1591E3326C6.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/BB92AF60-44F8-4D53-968A-ED22C7529FAA.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/5FB090E7-55D9-4735-991E-E935257CB522.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/D788EC52-1C99-4BD0-8681-C70C1ABF01B6.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/E85095ED-F607-4C25-A01B-F79F4472D28A.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" 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style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/3BBA01FE-76C4-4F34-8844-8DA331C609B9.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bizarre/" rel="tag"&gt;bizarre&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/nature/" rel="tag"&gt;nature&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photos/" rel="tag"&gt;photos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://picsyard.com/Nature_s_got_a_twisted_sense_of_humor_Episode_2</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:57:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Just One More Click Before You Go To Sleep</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/532FE870-140A-40BE-ABDB-1E83FE512705/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/karokan/"&gt;karokan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.internetwasteland.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/motivator34738421.jpg" title="http://www.internetwasteland.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/motivator34738421.jpg"&gt;www.internetwasteland.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/61206061-5DD3-43E6-8363-9EE6F27CEB97.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.internetwasteland.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/motivator34738421.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 18:55:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Establishing The Value Of Your Home</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/ACB7957D-087E-4B32-B855-96B741448C17/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/karokan/"&gt;karokan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.toilette-humor.com/home_building/your_home.shtml" title="http://www.toilette-humor.com/home_building/your_home.shtml"&gt;www.toilette-humor.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;Establishing The Value Of Your Home&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;Your Home As Seen By: &lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Yourself...&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/AA152834-1830-4C0B-B306-478EBF8FA650.jpg" alt="As Seen By Yourself" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Your Buyer...&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/04818D9D-FA2F-46A1-AB3A-BD7F6C5C8797.jpg" alt="As Seen By Your Buyer" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 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src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/1A1473DD-FE89-4177-96DA-9B7BA4861155.jpg" alt="As Seen By Your Tax Assessor" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photos/" rel="tag"&gt;photos&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.toilette-humor.com/home_building/your_home.shtml</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:24:34 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>QUOTES ON THE NATURE OF THE UNIVERSE</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/55D05C17-3839-4FF0-AE79-BE74B42C2468/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/karokan/"&gt;karokan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.atheistalliance.org/aaw/Quotesonuniverse.html" title="http://www.atheistalliance.org/aaw/Quotesonuniverse.html"&gt;www.atheistalliance.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="+2"&gt;QUOTES ON THE NATURE OF THE UNIVERSE&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;Carl Zwanzig: "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;Albert Einstein: "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;Max Frisch: "Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;Kilgore Trout: "The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;Woody Allen: "I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;Ray Bradbury: "We are an impossibility in an impossible universe." &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;Calvin and Hobbes (Bill Watterson): "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="+1"&gt;William J. Broad: "The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/quotes/" rel="tag"&gt;quotes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/wisdom/" rel="tag"&gt;wisdom&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.atheistalliance.org/aaw/Quotesonuniverse.html</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:16:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Now that's creative !</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/485AB45C-13DF-43C8-A787-A6AEDD446495/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/karokan/"&gt;karokan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.doingitwrong.com/" title="http://www.doingitwrong.com/"&gt;www.doingitwrong.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/karokan/512/4FD1503C-8FC9-44B0-A45F-2BD9687F5C5C.jpg" alt="Click for more random wrongness" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photos/" rel="tag"&gt;photos&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.doingitwrong.com/</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:39:13 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>