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Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!en-ushttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B944DFBA-58D9-420E-A0A0-C387D8EE3AA2/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kankamuso/">kankamuso</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> It's funny because it's true. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://crookedtimber.org/2007/07/11/story-of-my-life/" title="http://crookedtimber.org/2007/07/11/story-of-my-life/">crookedtimber.org</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kankamuso/512/07721C03-84E1-4CA0-9757-D7C762B997C7.jpg" alt="elapsedtime.jpg" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag">humour</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/time/" rel="tag">time</a></div>http://crookedtimber.org/2007/07/11/story-of-my-life/Wed, 01 Aug 2007 04:44:00 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/0024639B-C774-45EC-B395-432E508A340B/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kankamuso/">kankamuso</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://ww2.nutechs.com/hosting/msobczak/Blogs/BlogSphere-1_0_2/LordLotusBlog.nsf/d6plinks/MSOK-6LGHW9" title="http://ww2.nutechs.com/hosting/msobczak/Blogs/BlogSphere-1_0_2/LordLotusBlog.nsf/d6plinks/MSOK-6LGHW9">ww2.nutechs.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Only in China</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kankamuso/512/EE52C06B-C98A-437A-AA86-1951BE2D2CD5.jpg" alt="Only in China" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Only in Hawaii</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kankamuso/512/FF96284F-6ACB-4063-987E-4C1B5BE224B4.jpg" alt="Only in Hawaii" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Only in India</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kankamuso/512/BE7E0009-C11D-4A00-B7E5-33B7C3C4CF8C.jpg" alt="Only in India" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Only in Mexico</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kankamuso/512/1853CEFD-FC43-4230-9F4A-C9CF4C970FDC.jpg" alt="Only in Mexico" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Only in Texas</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kankamuso/512/6F59A829-4F63-4252-BFFB-8548DAA4CE00.jpg" alt="Only in Texas" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Only In Thailand</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kankamuso/512/F4ABFC5F-1221-492E-A4B4-00B9E46EC6B2.jpg" alt="Only In Thailand" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Only In America</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kankamuso/512/E5B2C950-5704-4927-A656-CDF6668F910A.jpg" alt="Only In America" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pictures/" rel="tag">pictures</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/world/" rel="tag">world</a></div>http://ww2.nutechs.com/hosting/msobczak/Blogs/BlogSphere-1_0_2/LordLotusBlog.nsf/d6plinks/MSOK-6LGHW9Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:31:42 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/BE242D42-FBF9-47B8-A174-B2BF9F1768DC/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kankamuso/">kankamuso</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.urinalfly.com/" title="http://www.urinalfly.com/">www.urinalfly.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kankamuso/512/2FC783A9-481A-485A-B335-325722DB83CE.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><CENTER>Keeps Bathrooms up to<BR /> <SPAN class="servicesTextHeader2%20bold"><FONT color="red">85%</FONT> cleaner</SPAN></CENTER></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><LI><SPAN class="servicesTextHeadersmall%20bold">Reduces spillage in Men's restrooms </SPAN></LI></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><LI><SPAN class="servicesTextHeadersmall%20bold">Made famous in the Amsterdam International Airport </SPAN></LI></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><LI><SPAN class="servicesTextHeadersmall%20bold">Cleaner, Safer restrooms in minutes </SPAN></LI></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><LI><SPAN class="servicesTextHeadersmall%20bold">Includes specific location information for maximum effectiveness </SPAN></LI></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><LI><SPAN class="servicesTextHeadersmall%20bold">Long-Life, fully tested materials used </SPAN></LI></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><LI><SPAN class="servicesTextHeadersmall%20bold">Easy to Install </SPAN></LI></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kankamuso/512/F28C7C25-FA77-403A-86F0-DDF456EF25B3.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fly/" rel="tag">fly</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/urinal/" rel="tag">urinal</a></div>http://www.urinalfly.com/Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:20:38 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/3D45A924-9348-491E-BAC7-D5FD2DE00DAD/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kankamuso/">kankamuso</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.public-speaking.org/public-speaking-malaprops-article.htm" title="http://www.public-speaking.org/public-speaking-malaprops-article.htm">www.public-speaking.org</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2">A malaprop is an absurd misuse of words. It can be from words that sound alike (sadistic and statistic) or from explanations that don't make any sense. You can use these on purpose as a humor technique during your public speaking engagements. Consider some of the classic examples below:</FONT></FONT></P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2">Casey Stengel</FONT></FONT></P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><UL> <FONT size="2"><FONT size="2"> <LI><BULLET _moz-userdefined="">I want you all to line up in alphabetical order according to your size.</BULLET></LI> <LI><BULLET _moz-userdefined="">I guess I'll have to start from scraps.</BULLET></LI> <LI><BULLET _moz-userdefined="">If people don't want to come to the ballpark, nobody can stop them.</BULLET></LI> <LI><BULLET _moz-userdefined="">It's déjà vu all over again.</BULLET></LI> </FONT></FONT></UL></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="2">Goldwynisms</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="2">In the 1940s the movie mogul Sam Goldwyn misused language so much that malaprops became known as Goldwynisms.</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><UL> <FONT size="2"><FONT size="2"> <LI><BULLET _moz-userdefined="">A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.</BULLET></LI> <LI><BULLET _moz-userdefined="">I read part of it all the way through.</BULLET></LI> <LI><BULLET _moz-userdefined="">I never liked him and I probably always will.</BULLET></LI> <LI><BULLET _moz-userdefined="">Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named William.</BULLET></LI> <LI><BULLET _moz-userdefined="">For your information, I would like to ask a question.</BULLET></LI> <LI><BULLET _moz-userdefined="">Now, gentlemen, listen slowly.</BULLET></LI> <LI><BULLET _moz-userdefined="">In two words: im-possible!</BULLET></LI> <LI><BULLET _moz-userdefined="">Include me out.</BULLET></LI> </FONT></FONT></UL></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2">The great comedian Norm Crosby, who is best known for appreciating standing ovulations when he performs, has made a living out of the ingenious misuse of words. In real life though, malaprops are usually uttered by people who don't even realize their fox paws.</FONT></FONT></P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2">A flexible public speaker who was truly in touch would have:</FONT></FONT></P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><OL> <FONT size="2"><FONT size="2"> <LI>realized her mistake,</LI> <LI>laughed at herself, and</LI> <LI>used that unplanned comic relief to get everyone's attention so that she could regain control of the meeting.</LI> </FONT></FONT></OL></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="2">All you have to do to acknowledge the blunder is to refer to a quotation from Mark Twain and turn it on yourself. Say a self-effacing humorous prepared ad-lib:</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2">"f Mark Twain can spell a word in more than one way, I should be able to say a wrong word at the right time."</FONT></FONT></P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2">If you don't like that one, make an ad-lib up on your own. To make effective presentations, you must appear human to those you speak to. Humans make mistakes. That's part of life. As Archie Bunker says, 'Case closed, ipso fatso.'</FONT></FONT></P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/malaprops/" rel="tag">malaprops</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/psychology/" rel="tag">psychology</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/speaking/" rel="tag">speaking</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/lists/" rel="tag">lists</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tricks/" rel="tag">tricks</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://www.public-speaking.org/public-speaking-malaprops-article.htmSat, 13 Jan 2007 10:14:36 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/DB164C07-FD13-4DD1-9C3C-AABC161651F5/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kankamuso/">kankamuso</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.javipas.com/wp-content/google_circa_1960_src.jpg" title="http://www.javipas.com/wp-content/google_circa_1960_src.jpg">www.javipas.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kankamuso/512/D730A242-53B1-4778-AEF0-EB8130186285.jpg" alt="http://www.javipas.com/wp-content/google_circa_1960_src.jpg" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/google/" rel="tag">google</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a></div>http://www.javipas.com/wp-content/google_circa_1960_src.jpgFri, 12 Jan 2007 19:47:02 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/5F42FF33-0225-40C0-81E9-05D3CC7ED706/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kankamuso/">kankamuso</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.youtube.com/img/bad_reaction.gif" title="http://www.youtube.com/img/bad_reaction.gif">www.youtube.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kankamuso/512/3BEE4402-3FBE-4764-A9DD-62579299EC90.gif" alt="http://www.youtube.com/img/bad_reaction.gif" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/youtube/" rel="tag">youtube</a></div>http://www.youtube.com/img/bad_reaction.gifThu, 11 Jan 2007 07:51:23 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/01592A11-2CBD-4B25-A29E-C37CE0EACCD4/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kankamuso/">kankamuso</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://bubbleprice.com/" title="http://bubbleprice.com/">bubbleprice.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2 id="explanation"><STRONG>How much</STRONG> investment capital will my next web product be eligible for?</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Is a question I'm sure most of us <STRONG>entrepreneurs</STRONG> think about maybe <STRONG>thousands of times a day</STRONG>.</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Think no more! Now you can do all your valuations <STRONG>online</STRONG> using this <STRONG>simple form</STRONG>.</P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/web+2.0/" rel="tag">web 2.0</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/buzz/" rel="tag">buzz</a></div>http://bubbleprice.com/Wed, 10 Jan 2007 18:52:23 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/8A5E3DBF-5E3A-4711-90C2-BCF64EA5F9F8/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kankamuso/">kankamuso</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> O_o <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.freshcreation.nl/comments.php?id=840_0_1_0_C" title="http://www.freshcreation.nl/comments.php?id=840_0_1_0_C">www.freshcreation.nl</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><A href="http://www.freshcreation.nl/comments.php?id=840_0_1_0_C"><IMG width="425" height="110" border="0" name="image" alt="image" src="http://www.freshcreation.nl/images/uploads/log_070105_1.jpg" /></A><BR /> If I had just been hired as an employee for Ernst & Young or for Axa then I think I would be ready to resign after listening to the 'motivation songs' of these companies. Watch the videos.</div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/videos/" rel="tag">videos</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/motivation/" rel="tag">motivation</a></div>http://www.freshcreation.nl/comments.php?id=840_0_1_0_CWed, 10 Jan 2007 04:44:23 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/3ED5E312-F365-423E-8C13-C6360643C876/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kankamuso/">kankamuso</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Fictional (I hope) but mildly gross. Please, don't see this if you frequent McDonald's. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.mikethepod.com/mcnugget.jpg" title="http://www.mikethepod.com/mcnugget.jpg">www.mikethepod.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/kankamuso/512/4F3B275A-599E-40FA-8056-EE67714D776E.jpg" alt="http://www.mikethepod.com/mcnugget.jpg" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/gross/" rel="tag">gross</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mcdonalds/" rel="tag">mcdonalds</a></div>http://www.mikethepod.com/mcnugget.jpgWed, 10 Jan 2007 04:00:21 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/41B8D397-A533-49AF-89F5-B8511B06A9FF/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/kankamuso/">kankamuso</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.freakingnews.com/Partial-Face-Transplants_Photoshop_Pictures___1233.asp" title="http://www.freakingnews.com/Partial-Face-Transplants_Photoshop_Pictures___1233.asp">www.freakingnews.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="500" align="left"> <A class="pictures" href="http://www.freakingnews.com/Orlando-Bloom-Johnny-Depp_Pictures_30635.asp"><IMG border="0" alt="Orlando%20Bloom%20%26%20Johnny%20Depp" src="http://www.freakingnews.com/entries/24500/Orlando-Bloom-Johnny-Depp__24901.jpg" /><BR /><FONT size="+1" class="pictures"><CENTER><B>Orlando Bloom & Johnny Depp</B></CENTER></FONT></A><BR /> </TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="500" align="left"> <A class="pictures" href="http://www.freakingnews.com/Paris-Hilton-and-Jessica-Simpson_Pictures_30659.asp"><IMG border="0" alt="Paris%20Hilton%20and%20Jessica%20Simpson" src="http://www.freakingnews.com/entries/24500/Paris-Hilton-and-Jessica-Simpson__24922.jpg" /><BR /><FONT size="+1" class="pictures"><CENTER><B>Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson</B></CENTER></FONT></A><BR /> </TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div 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