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Chilli

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:22:34 GMT

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Chili

A young cowboy walks into the town cafe. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked the old cowpoke, “If you ain’t gonna eat that, mind if I do?”

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, “Nah, go ahead.”

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning in it with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.

The old cowboy lifts his head up and looks the younger man straight in the eyes, and quietly says, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too.”

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Sight Gag

Sat, 24 May 2008 22:11:04 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Nothing to say... Jose

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Important Study

Sat, 24 May 2008 21:55:34 GMT

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clipper's remarks: No coment.

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Life Lessons

Sat, 24 May 2008 14:46:58 GMT

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clipper's remarks: I thought it was interestig

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Einstein or Monroe?

Sat, 17 May 2008 03:33:12 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Try it go away from your Pc,about 15 feet and you will experience it. Jose

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Einstein or Monroe?

| Albert Einstein, Marilyn Monroe | 15 comments »

This is the craziest thing I've seen in a long time.
You have to get out of your seat and walk away from
your computer. People may think you're crazy.

But it's well worth it.

When you look at this picture in a
closer look you see its Albert Einstein.
But if you stand 15 feet away,

It will become Marilyn Monroe.

Give a try

Want to work from home

Eliminate Debt

DEAR SON

Sun, 11 May 2008 03:11:33 GMT

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An old Arabian man who lives in central USA wants to dig around the earth so he can plant tomatoes. However, he is too old to do so, so he e-mails his son, who studies in Paris.

Dear Son,

Ah, I wanted to plant Tomatoes in my garden today, but I am too old and weak to dig around the ground. If only you were here, I would be certain you would help me.

Allah be with you,

Your father.

A few hours later, he gets an e-mail back:

Dear father,

Please do not dig around the ground in the garden. It's where I hid...The THING!".

Allah be with you,

Your dearest son.

Only 15 minutes after the man had recieved his e-mail, the cops, the FBI and the CIA came knocking at his door and started to dig around his garden. When they didn't find anything, they left disappointed.

One hour later, the father recieves another mail:

Dear father,

I would assume your garden has been dug around by now. It was my honor to help you.

Allah be with you,

Your dearest son.

Dear Son...

Success means

Sun, 04 May 2008 20:50:17 GMT

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What does success mean?

admin April 30th, 2008

At the age of 3 it means not shitting in your pants.
At the age of 12 it means having friends.
At the age of 18 it means having a drivers license.
At the age of 20 it means having sex.
At the age of 35 it means having money.

and…

At the age of 50 it means having money.
At the age of 60 it means having sex.
At the age of 70 it means having a drivers license.
At the age of 75 it means having friends.
At the age of 80 it means not shitting in your pants.

Thanks Joe P

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Hair Bra?

Sun, 04 May 2008 20:42:41 GMT

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Hair bra?

admin April 30th, 2008

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Coffeeshop

Sun, 04 May 2008 02:30:28 GMT

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clipper's remarks: This is something you"ll never forget

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7. Whether you fancy a coffee or a smoke (or both of them) take a night off in Amsterdam and visit local coffeeshops, relax and enjoy Dutch marijuana and hashish. Even if you are not going to indulge in other than a cup of coffee, coffeeshop is a great place where beer, soft drinks and snacks are sold. Most of them have appropriate food menus and outdoor seating as well.

BriefSafe

Sat, 03 May 2008 14:12:25 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Store valuables in a 4" x 10" secret compartment with velcro closure. Stain brief

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The four stages of life

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 04:00:10 GMT

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The Four Stages of Life

You believe in Santa Claus.
You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
You are Santa Claus.
You look like Santa Claus.

Iranian Lider

Sun, 30 Dec 2007 17:15:46 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Picture say it all.

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Hillary Mouth

Sun, 30 Dec 2007 17:11:44 GMT

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clipper's remarks: No coment.

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Mouth Eyes Picture

Sun, 30 Dec 2007 16:50:38 GMT

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clipper's remarks: I thought this one was worth to save.It reminds me of somebody I wish I would not kwon how she is.

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Triple Play

Sat, 29 Dec 2007 03:21:28 GMT

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Triple Play

Posted in History by Greg Ross on November 18th, 2007

Jesse James once sought shelter at a lonely farmhouse. The widow there apologized for her poor hospitality. She said she had very little money and despaired of paying the debt collector, who was coming imminently to demand $1,400.

James gave her $1,400 and told her to get a receipt. Then he hid outside and watched the road.

The debt collector arrived, looking grim, and entered the house. A few minutes later he emerged, looking pleased.

James accosted him, took back the $1,400, and rode off.