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I'm so fat!

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 22:44:11 GMT

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Clip Source: images.icanhascheezburger.com

Tags: humor, dog, joke, fat

Why everyone needs a dog in their lives

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:56:41 GMT

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clipper's remarks: The perfect conversational partner!

Clip Source: presentoutlook.com

Tags: dogs, humans, conversation

There's no monsters in the closet!

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:55:11 GMT

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Clip Source: www.behance.net

Tags: closet, monsters, comic, funny

Who said romance is gone?

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:29:28 GMT

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Clip Source: img452.imageshack.us

Men and their whining

Sat, 30 May 2009 05:59:08 GMT

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Clip Source: www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk

Banana smoothie for your hair!

Fri, 01 May 2009 02:49:37 GMT

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Clip Source: beauty.ivillage.com

Home Hair Remedies

Photo: Getty Images

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Dry-Hair Mask: Banana Smoothie

Who said banana smoothies are only for drinking? With the natural moisturizing agents of the shake's ingredients, this concoction will leave your hair soft to the touch in minutes.

What You Need

1 banana (potassium softens hair shaft)

1 egg (natural moisturizer)

3 tablespoons of honey (natural moisturizer)

3 tablespoons of milk (strengthens hair follicles)

5 tablespoons of olive oil (deep conditioner)

Directions

Mash the banana, egg, honey, milk and olive oil in a bowl. Make sure it's well-combined. Then apply to hair. Let it sit for 15 to 30 minutes, then rinse off with a gentle shampoo.

Tags: recipe, home, remedies, hair, mask

The iceman commeth

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 05:02:32 GMT

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Clip Source: www.futilitycloset.com

In 1991, a pair of German tourists discovered the frozen corpse of a Copper Age man in the Alps, where it had apparently lain undisturbed since 3,300 B.C. "Ötzi" had died in a fight, it seems: A CAT scan found an arrowhead in one shoulder, and he had bruises and cuts on his hands, wrists, and chest. DNA analysis also found blood from four other people on his gear.

In all, eight people connected with the iceman have died unexpectedly.

Have investigators unleashed a mysterious curse, like that of King Tutankhamen? "I think it's a load of rubbish," said the leading expert on the corpse, archaeologist Konrad Spindler. "It is all a media hype. The next thing you will be saying I will be next."

He died in April 2005.

Tags: iceman, mystery, curse, strange

Recipe for anger

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:40:51 GMT

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Clip Source: thinksimplenow.com

Common Ingredients of Anger:

Unfairness - We believe that we have been treated unfairly. We tell ourselves that we deserve more, and we buy into this story that someone has wronged us.
Lost - We feel that we have lost something that we have identified ourselves with.

Blame - We blame other people or external situations for having caused our loss, for taking advantage of us unfairly. The blame often only resides in our heads and is a product of our imagination. We fail to see things from other people’s perspectives. We become deeply selfish.

Pain - We experience pain, mental distress, and anxiety. The pain causes physical responses in our body, which disturbs our natural energy flow and state of wellbeing.

Focus - We focus on the thing we don’t want, and energize it by complaining about it passionately, and repeating it to as many people who will listen. This creates a downward spiral of anger. “What we focus on expands”, this is true regardless of the emotion.

Tags: emotion, anger

Living life to the fullest

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:33:52 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Advice from the Dalai Lama. There's more than the ten I've listed.

Clip Source: myselfdevelopment.net

1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.

3. Follow the three Rules: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.

6. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

7. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

8. Spend some time alone every day.

9. Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.

10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Tags: inspiration, advice, rules, list, dalai lama, wisdom

Voodoo Girl

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 02:33:50 GMT

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Clip Source: homepage.eircom.net

Her skin is white cloth,
and she's all sewn apart
and she has many colored pins
sticking out of her heart.

She has many different zombies
who are deeply in her trance.
She even has a zombie
who was originally from France.

But she knows she has a curse on her,
a curse she cannot win.
For if someone gets
too close to her,

the pins stick farther in.

Tags: poem, rhyme

Oh no you didn't!

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 03:23:14 GMT

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Clip Source: www.shoeboxblog.com

Tags: comic, funny, humor, relationships, women

Wise words from Dr. Seuss

Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:27:47 GMT

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Clip Source: joniew.wordpress.com

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
You’re on your own.
And you know what you know.
And You are the one who’ll decide where to go.
Dr. Seuss

Tags: quote, words, dr. seuss, advice

Calling all feminists

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 05:08:21 GMT

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Clip Source: www.now.org

Tags: feminism, quote, expression

10 Rules for Life

Mon, 02 Mar 2009 01:23:06 GMT

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Clip Source: www.manbottle.com

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "you are right."

4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

5. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her - believe them.

10. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you.

9. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

7. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"

12. And finally...Be really good to your family and/or friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

Tags: rules, life, list

Here's looking at you

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 05:55:29 GMT

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Clip Source: www.zooborns.com