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Slackware is not the most user-friendly of distros; or rather, as the Unix joke goes, it's picky about who its friends are. On the other hand, it has distinct advantages in terms of flexibility, simplicity and a charming literalness of mind. It does not, however, speak many languages 'out of the box'.

Tags: slackware, linux, humor, joke, wisdom, unix

Linus: a jury on "Kernel Idol"

Sat, 17 May 2008 21:32:32 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru
clipper's remarks: Heheh...
I guess it should be "kernel idol" instead of "American idol"

Clip Source: kerneltrap.org

Quote: Happily Not Merge Crap

"This code doesn't get merged. It doesn't get merged before 2.6.26, and it doesn't get merged _after_ either. Rewrite the code, or not. I don't care. I'll very happily not merge crap for the rest of my life."

— Linus Torvalds, in a May 7th, 2008 message on the Linux Kernel mailing list.

Tags: Linus Torvalds, Linux, quote

Idol Jury

May 17, 2008 - 9:31am

Anonymous (not verified)

Linus is like the jury on American Idol.

"You suck, you sing so fake, you sing like a crow, your face look like shit, why the did you waste my time with that crap? Just get off the stage, you suck you worthless piece of shit!".

Tags: linux, linus, joke, humor, american idol, kernel idol

Weird Things Series 3

Sat, 10 May 2008 22:57:19 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru
clipper's remarks: Perhaps I should change the title, what 'bout "Funny Thing"?
This time some joke 'bout hieroglyph, followed with some "serious" stuff 'bout it, and some funny pics (again!) 'bout kiss...

Clip Source: www.cartoonstock.com

Clip Source: www.slowpokecomics.com

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Clip Source: www-tc.pbs.org

Clip Source: charliestower.org

Clip Source: www.egyptgiftshop.com

Clip Source: www.clydecaldwell.com

Clip Source: i1.treklens.com

Clip Source: www.foxnews.com

Tags: humor, joke, kiss, anthropology, hieroglyph, egypt

Confessions 2

Sat, 10 May 2008 16:08:02 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru
clipper's remarks: Bwahahaha...
We should make the series of it; 1, 2, 3,...

Clip Source: clipmarks.com

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again"

Tags: humor, joke, confessions

Mess with women and u will die :-D Part 2

Fri, 09 May 2008 20:51:36 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru
clipper's remarks: Haha, the funniest part

Clip Source: clipmarks.com

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
shot after another, eight in a row. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks,' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

Tags: humor, joke, marriage

May The Force be with you... :)

Wed, 07 May 2008 21:32:57 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru
clipper's remarks: Ga' tau deh, selera humorku selalu di luar batasan humor orang-orang dekatku... Perasaanku saja loh ini. Tapi perasaan, bener deh perasaanku itu *halah*
I feel disturbance in The Force...

Clip Source: www.dayofthejedi.com

Tags: star wars, joke, humor, lucu

Hubungan antara "pendidikan" dan "pekerjaan" di Indonesia

Wed, 07 May 2008 19:49:46 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru
clipper's remarks: Kali ini, dari milis Jardiknas; masih tetap dengan kandungan kelucuan 80%+ (dan sekaligus kadar "kenyataan". This is sooo... real, heheh).

Clip Source: tech.groups.yahoo.com

Seorang pemuda baru lulus dari SMU. Karena tidak punya biaya akhirnya
dia memutuskan untuk bekerja. Oleh karena itu dia mendatangi pamannya

yang salah seorang pengurus partai politik untuk dicarikan kerja.

"Paman, tolong carikan saya pekerjaan dong" pinta pemuda itu.

"Wah lulusan SMU ya. Kalo gitu kamu jadi pegurus partai aja." Kata

pamannya.

"Enak jadi pengurus partai, nanti kamu bisa jadi anggota DPR, trus
jadi ketua DPR/MPR, bahkan jadi wakil presiden ato presiden sekalipun

juga bisa" tambah pamannya semangat.

"Wah paman saya gak mau muluk-muluk, saya minta yang sederhana aja,

kaya guru SD misalnya" jawab pemuda itu.

Pamannya berfikir sebentar kemudian berkata "Maaf kalo jadi guru SD

kamu harus sarjana"

Tags: jardiknas, pendidikan, humor, lucu, cari kerja, sarjana, dpr, mpr, sd

Haha... "Sungguh-sungguh terjadi"...

Wed, 07 May 2008 15:13:52 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru
clipper's remarks: Demi HIV (Hasrat Ingin Vivis), apakah Anda siap "memperjuangkannya"? Apalagi setelah lama antre. Jama'ah haji ini rupanya punya pengalaman lain...

Clip Source: 222.124.164.132

07/05/2008 08:19:49 Saya sedang antre di depan toilet bawah tanah di Masjidil Haram, Mekah. Muncul seorang pria tinggi besar nerocos bicara dengan bahasa yang tidak saya mengerti. Mungkin dia mengatakan: ”Saya kebelet, maaf tidak antre”. Saya pun menjawab dengan bahasa yang pasti tidak dia mengerti: ”Monggo, Pak Dhe, panjenengan rumiyin!”. Dia mengangguk, tersenyum puas.— (Kiriman: Anwar Murhan (Jamaah Umroh), Jl Asahan 56, Perum Nogotirto 3, Gamping, Sleman, DIY)-z

Tags: sst, sungguh-sungguh terjadi, lucu, humor, haji, hiv, djogja, kedaulatan rakyat