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Darth Vader - What mood he is in today?

Sun, 25 May 2008 16:10:56 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru
clipper's remarks: Bwahahaha...

Clip Source: www.cartoonstock.com

Clip Source: www.typophile.com

Tags: joke, humor, dark side, star wars

Mess with women and u will die :-D Part 2

Fri, 09 May 2008 20:51:36 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru
clipper's remarks: Haha, the funniest part

Clip Source: clipmarks.com

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
shot after another, eight in a row. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks,' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

Tags: humor, joke, marriage

Mess with women and u will die :-D Part 1

Fri, 09 May 2008 20:50:18 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru
clipper's remarks: Many thanks to carrerinyes -a clipmarks user too.
Oh no, it's soo long; I have to cut...

Clip Source: clipmarks.com

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,

interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions,

no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her.

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out

with tears in his eyes. 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'

The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Tags: humor, joke, marriage

Crying Husband

Fri, 09 May 2008 20:40:12 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru
clipper's remarks: I borrow this from dakotayii -a clipmarks user too.
Nice joke...

Clip Source: clipmarks.com

Crying Husband

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.

She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.

"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.

"Remember when your father caught us together when you were 16?" he replied. "And remember, he said, I had two choices - I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison."

Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember. So?"

"I would have gotten out today."

Tags: joke, marriage

A Good Teacher

Sun, 25 May 2008 14:43:13 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru
clipper's remarks: Mmm...
It's hard to be a good teacher.

Clip Source: cooliris

Clip Source: www2.hawaii.edu

Clip Source: joedale.typepad.com

Typical teacher network v the networked teacher

Tags: good, teacher, quotes

Weird Things Series

Sat, 10 May 2008 19:14:51 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru
clipper's remarks: I don't really know which one that fact/real....

Clip Source: usability.typepad.com

Clip Source: sense4fun.com

Clip Source: www.joe-ks.com

Clip Source: blog.advoor.net

Clip Source: z.about.com

Clip Source: www.good-thing.net

Clip Source: www.zanyvideos.com

Clip Source: www.fiddlersgreen.net

Clip Source: upload.wikimedia.org

Tags: weird, funny, photos, photo, photography, social networking, science, technology, history

Weird Things Series 2

Sat, 10 May 2008 21:15:09 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru
clipper's remarks: Weird, and... funny too...

Clip Source: www.forumsextreme.com

Clip Source: www.everythingweird.com

Clip Source: www.toofunnyjokes.com

Clip Source: allfunny-stuff.com

Clip Source: www.sanqld.com

Clip Source: www.yachtforums.com

Clip Source: cfc2007.com

Clip Source: crazypics.co.uk

Clip Source: www.visuallee.com

Clip Source: images.wikia.com

Tags: funny, joke, weird

Quote: Perfect Is the Enemy of God

Sat, 17 May 2008 21:45:59 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru

Clip Source: kerneltrap.org

Quote: Perfect Is the Enemy Of Good

May 16, 2008 - 10:00am

Submitted by Jeremy on May 16, 2008 - 10:00am.

"You really need to realize that reality is messy, and things cannot be pefect. You also need to realize and *understand* that aiming for 'good' is actually much BETTER than trying to aim for 'perfect'. Perfect is the enemy of good."

— Linus Torvalds, in a May 2nd, 2008 message on the Linux kernel mailing list.

Tags: Linus Torvalds, Linux, quote

Tags: linux, linus, quote

Weird Things Series 3

Sat, 10 May 2008 22:57:19 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru
clipper's remarks: Perhaps I should change the title, what 'bout "Funny Thing"?
This time some joke 'bout hieroglyph, followed with some "serious" stuff 'bout it, and some funny pics (again!) 'bout kiss...

Clip Source: www.cartoonstock.com

Clip Source: www.slowpokecomics.com

Clip Source: oncampus.richmond.edu

Clip Source: www-tc.pbs.org

Clip Source: charliestower.org

Clip Source: www.egyptgiftshop.com

Clip Source: www.clydecaldwell.com

Clip Source: i1.treklens.com

Clip Source: www.foxnews.com

Tags: humor, joke, kiss, anthropology, hieroglyph, egypt

Your name in hieroglyph

Sat, 10 May 2008 23:50:42 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru
clipper's remarks: Want to know what your name inscribe as hieroglyph? Try this. I did...

Clip Source: www.upennmuseum.com

University of Pennsylvania Museum of Archaeology and Anthropology
www.upenn.edu/museum
presents

Write Like an Egyptian

your name in hieroglyphs,
the way an Egyptian scribe might have written it.

HYORINMARU, your name in hieroglyphs is

HYORINMARU, want to know more about your personal hieroglyph?

You must seek the Scribe.

[Before you go: Print yourself a copy of your name in hieroglyphs]

Museum Homepage | Fun+Games

Tags: hieroglyph, egypt, anthropology, archaeology, writing, fun, cool

May 2006, Java Earthquake - The Photos (3)

Sun, 11 May 2008 20:58:17 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru

Clip Source: www.worldproutassembly.org

An Indonesian boy, injured by Saturday's devastating earthquake, sits outside the tent where he is staying next to the rubble of his home Wednesday May 31, 2006 in the Bantul district of Yogyakarta, Indonesia. Over 5,000 people were killed by the quake which measured 6.3 on the richter scale, and tens of thousands were injured and left homeless. (AP Photo/Ed Wray)

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Clip Source: www.andiestuff.com

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Clip Source: www.hitachi-c-m.com

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Clip Source: www.nu.or.id

Clip Source: www.acicis.murdoch.edu.au

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Clip Source: www.soerip.com

Tags: java, java island, earthquake, yogya, yogyakarta

May 2006, Java Earthquake - The Photos (2)

Sun, 11 May 2008 20:28:04 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru

Clip Source: www.worldvision.org

Clip Source: newsimg.bbc.co.uk

Clip Source: www.ireland.com

Clip Source: www.greatdreams.com

Clip Source: www.tsfi.org

Clip Source: image.guim.co.uk

Clip Source: www.food-force.com

Clip Source: documents.wfp.org

Clip Source: www.searo.who.int

Tags: java, java island, earthquake, yogya, yogyakarta

Confessions 2

Sat, 10 May 2008 16:08:02 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru
clipper's remarks: Bwahahaha...
We should make the series of it; 1, 2, 3,...

Clip Source: clipmarks.com

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again"

Tags: humor, joke, confessions

Slackware isn't the most user-friendly of distros...

Sat, 17 May 2008 22:28:59 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru

Clip Source: software.typodemon.com

Slackware is not the most user-friendly of distros; or rather, as the Unix joke goes, it's picky about who its friends are. On the other hand, it has distinct advantages in terms of flexibility, simplicity and a charming literalness of mind. It does not, however, speak many languages 'out of the box'.

Tags: slackware, linux, humor, joke, wisdom, unix

Write like an Egyptian

Sat, 10 May 2008 23:53:00 GMT

clipped by: hyorinmaru

Clip Source: www.upennmuseum.com

Write Like an Egyptian

your name in hieroglyphs,
the way an Egyptian scribe might have written it.

Tags: egypt, archaeology, anthropology, hieroglyph, writing, fun, cool