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shampooing... but Not.

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:42:18 GMT

clipped by: huckfinn
clipper's remarks: great eco beauty tip!

Clip Source: angeljoy-hippychick.blogspot.com

Shampooing...But Not.

I was cruising the internet the other day and found an intriguing concept on one of my fave blogs. I have been trying to find it again so I can share it with you and I can't find it!

Anyway, the concept is stop washing your hair....with shampoo. Use apple cider vinegar. (I'm familiar with using this as a rinse to give the hair shine after shampooing, but I was not familiar with it being the shampoo.)Several people (who think a whole lot about these things) are concerned about the harshness of shampoo. Can't say I completely disagree. Shampoos do have sulfates which = detergent and that is a strong cleaning property. If you color your hair, some of these shampoos (even ones for color treated hair) will cause the color to fade. They can also be drying to the hair. Technology is offering us sulfate free shampoos and there are some very good ones out there.

Tags: hair, vinegar, eco, green, cheap

Save the Animals: They Been Here Much Longer than Humans

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:55:46 GMT

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Clip Source: www.itstheplanetdidiot.com

Zork Green Tip 21 - Save the Animals

Earthling, we are fond of your other creatures on this planet. We assure you that you are not the only important species on this planet.

We are one million years more advanced than you and our brains can communicate on multiple frequencies. We are able to speak in trillions of languages across the galaxy, in the archaic delivery method of using vocal chords as humans do.

Tags: ufo, alien, zork, eco, green, environment, save, planet, animal

Yoga for cheap fun!

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:00:43 GMT

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Clip Source: www.itstherecessionstupid.com

UFO Recession Tip 80 - Yoga for Entertainment

We have never seen a body get into shape as fast as when doing yoga, except when playing futebol (soccer). It helps your human body have flexibility, strength, balance and relaxation. Can you imagine a better workout? We do not think so. And yoga is a workout you can do to your own level. It can be as challenging as you like.

Tags: yoga, alien, frugal, fun, cheap, exercise, entertainment, ufo, zork, recession

Ride a Vespa to be Green and Cool

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 01:07:35 GMT

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Clip Source: www.itstheplanetdidiot.com

Zork Green Tip 20 - Ride a Vespa

What if every human on this planet rode a Vespa and there were no gas guzzling SUVs or trucks? The energy crisis would be substantially reduced, and the human race would be that much more hip to the rest of the

Tags: ufo, alien, vespa, eco, green, environment, co2

How to Stop Smoking During the Recession

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:17:08 GMT

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clipper's remarks: more frugal tips from funny alien Zork

Clip Source: www.itstherecessionstupid.com

UFO Recession Tip 79 - Save Money: Stop Smoking

Earthling, a simple way to survive during the tough economic times is to stop smoking if you are a smoker.

Humans smoke their wallets each time they smoke a cigarette.

Tags: frugal, cigarette, smoke, money, save, recession, alien, zork, funny, stop

Why Weather Stripping is Sexy!

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:42:27 GMT

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Clip Source: www.itstheplanetdidiot.com

Zork Green Tip 19 - Why Weather Stripping is Sexy

Earthling, we understand that some of you want to make a green statement by wearing green fashions and driving green cars. You desire to look good, smart and sexy to other Earthlings.

Tags: weather stripping, energy, save, eco, environment, ufo, zork, alien

Talk Your Boss into Letting You Telecommute

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:33:12 GMT

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clipper's remarks: funny

Clip Source: www.itstheplanetdidiot.com

Zork Green Tip 18 - 10 Great Reasons to Work from Home

Earthling, if you want to save the planet, convince your boss to let you teleconference and telecommute once per week.

As the cost of gas keeps going up, up and away, staying at home one day per week will reduce your energy consumption, save money and allow you to get more work done.

Tags: ufo, alien, zork, green, commute, teleconference, planet, gas, co2

7 Recession-Proof Father's Day Tips

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 17:54:08 GMT

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Clip Source: www.itstherecessionstupid.com

UFO Recession Tip 78 – Recession Proof Father’s Day

Earthling, today is a special day. It is Father’s Day. The only problem is that my father, who is more than one million years old, is in a galaxy far, far away. Thanks to Bubba who shot us down in Stephenville, Texas, and damaged our intergalactic energy power booster, this Father’s Day is going to be fatherless for me.

Tags: frugal, father, day, ufo, cheap, tips

Its't the Planet Didiot! Planet a Garden

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:39:03 GMT

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Clip Source: www.itstheplanetdidiot.com

Zork Green Tip 17 - Plant a Garden: Best Way to Eat Local

The best way to be really green is to get a green thumb like us. We alien males actually have three green thumbs (our females have four) and hopefully one day, a million years from now, you will also have three green thumbs. In the meantime, Earthling, one green thumb will be sufficient for you to eat healthy and green.

Tags: garden, eco, planet, food, local, ufo, alien, zork

It's the Planet Didiot: Print Less, Use Less Paper

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:36:05 GMT

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Clip Source: www.itstheplanetdidiot.com

Zork Green Tip 16 - Print Less, Use Less Paper

Earthling, why do humans print so much paper? We crunched our nanocomputers and came to the conclusion that paper is not necessary if you are going to move forward into the digital age. Hopefully one day, a million years from now, you will become super intelligent and advanced like us.

Tags: eco, environment, green, ufo, alien, save, paper, recycle, zork

It's the Planet, Didiot: Drink Tap Water

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:50:06 GMT

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Clip Source: www.itstheplanetdidiot.com

Zork Green Tip 15 - Drink Tap Water

Earthling, I took my wife Meera to a restaurant to celebrate the Zork Revolution. We are both very excited about helping Earthlings save the planet from Didiot Earthlings. When our very nice human waiter came to our table, his eyes bulged out at seeing us. I guess it was because the color of our skin is green.

Tags: water, save, planet, eco, green, environment

Join the Zork Revolution

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:13:55 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Very cool and fun green social site! Brand new.

Clip Source: www.zorkplanet.com

Take the ZORK PLEDGE!

Join the Zork Revolution! We are on a quest to gather 1 million humans who will take the Zork Pledge to make 10 simple changes in your daily lives to be green and help save the Earth. All you have to do is become a member of ZorkPlanet.

Click HERE to join us!

Tags: green, eco, environment, social, friends, fun

Its the Recession, Didiot: Run Barefoot

Thu, 29 May 2008 19:31:09 GMT

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Clip Source: www.itstherecessionstupid.com

UFO Recession Tip 76 - Run Barefoot

Earthlings, we see your obsession with shoes. All kinds of shoes. We viewed your reruns of the TV show Sex and the City. The main character, Carrie, is obsessed about buying shoes. She would rather buy a new pair of shoes than eat.

Tags: shoes, barefoot, save, money, frugal, green, soccer, run

Zork Green Tip 14: Turn Off the Lights

Thu, 29 May 2008 06:33:00 GMT

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Clip Source: www.itstheplanetdidiot.com

Zork Green Tip 14 - Turn off the Lights

Earthlings, there is one thing you can do to help save planet Earth, be green like us and not lift more than your little finger. Even I have learned to do it, and I only have two fingers and one thumb.

Its the Recession, Didiot: How to eat out cheaply

Mon, 26 May 2008 19:18:39 GMT

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Clip Source: www.itstherecessionstupid.com

Earthlings, for reasons we do not understand, you have a social need to get out among other humans to consume your meal. We do not understand the concept of restaurants. Why do Earthlings wish to have a complete stranger prepare a meal for them when you can do it at home?

Tags: ufo, alien, frugal, cheap, date, eat, out, restaurant, coupon