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Screensavers causing massive global pollution:

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:19:10 GMT

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Midnight, is, according to ancient lore, the witching hour. It's when ghouls, ghosts and computer viruses are at their most potent; a time of ill feelings and odd superstitions. And, as it transpires, if you were a Telstra employee working a bit of overtime last Monday, also the time you may have found your screen going black.

No warding of ghoulies or goblins here, however -- it's part of a company initiative to go green, by eliminating a standardised Telstra screensaver -- replete with company-affirming messages -- and replacing it with a black screen.

Apple vs Microsoft

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 03:56:30 GMT

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Clip Source: www.kissmyfloppy.com

Apple vs. Microsoft

Three Microsoft engineers and three Apple employees are traveling by train to a computer conference. At the station, the three Microsoft engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple employees buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks a Microsoft engineer.

"Watch and you'll see," answers the Apple employee. They all board the train. The Microsoft engineers take their respective seats, but all three Apple employees cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please."

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes the ticket and moves on.

Windows W32.EXE hijack you

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 03:54:31 GMT

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clipper's remarks: 'now i know it microsoft that hijack me by w32.exe'

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Tags: hijack, by, microsoft