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Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!en-usHow Do You Hide An Elephant Contest http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/A47F5184-7530-4DD8-ACBE-E5471820BEC6/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> I too liked the school bus disguise - who was your winner?! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=19677&display=photoshop" title="http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=19677&display=photoshop">www.worth1000.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H1><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=19677&display=photoshop" class="color4 td"> How Do You Hide An Elephant? 4</A></H1></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>In this contest we want you to hide an elephant... yes, you heard it correctly... hide an elephant as brilliantly shown in the themepost! Of course, you're free to show them hiding in urban areas - even silly areas - as well! Surprise us!</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?image=361925&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">elephantlamp</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=283572&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">DutchPuh</A></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/0E87AF0F-2A57-4D52-B6B1-D5643A26E2BA.jpg" alt="elephantlamp" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=469018&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">school bus</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=58788&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">boofhead</A> <IMG src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/picks.gif" /> <IMG border="0" src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/winner.gif" /></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/7C027B11-DB34-4FDA-8D02-1D7B9047E295.jpg" alt="school bus" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468985&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">Can you see it</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=109242&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">MadsDK</A> <IMG src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/picks.gif" /> <IMG border="0" src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/winner2.gif" /></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/2F0EBB57-9A38-4640-873B-F58D2E21B0F8.jpg" alt="Can you see it" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468857&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">Outhouse</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=298751&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">worldtraveler666</A> <IMG src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/picks.gif" /> <IMG border="0" src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/winner3.gif" /></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/FBD9AE3E-BABB-44C9-8872-B2C2274BB5BC.jpg" alt="Outhouse" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468942&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">Louis Vuitton elephant</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=283572&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">DutchPuh</A> <IMG src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/picks.gif" /></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="creator-comments padbottom">To be able to take her new pet everywere, Paris decided to give him a wannahave fashion-item disguise.</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/60135E67-EBE1-4CC1-954F-4F0ABB3B62EB.jpg" alt="Louis Vuitton elephant" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>Where did he go?</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/4FD1DE24-07A8-4DA6-A45B-6A6FEA2949B3.jpg" alt="The Eluder" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468920&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">Elcognito</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=179154&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">podesta67</A> <IMG src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/picks.gif" /></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="creator-comments padbottom">It is believed that an elephant missing from the London Zoo could be holding up somewhere in India.</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/D1ACBB19-91F3-43DA-B5D1-96AB0C415000.jpg" alt="Elcognito" /><br /></div><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=19677&display=photoshop&page=5000" title="http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=19677&display=photoshop&page=5000">www.worth1000.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="creator-comments padbottom">This is from a real elephant transportation operation. <A href="http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/7857/elephantsourcesjr8.jpg" target="_blank">Sources</A><BR /><A href="http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/1278/pwopcskin1zs6.jpg" target="_blank">Additional source</A></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/1D068E94-370E-47C5-8352-0C03364E144B.jpg" alt="Transporation Anxiety" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468781&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">zebra zebra zebra elephant zebra</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=513016&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">Varney</A> <IMG src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/picks.gif" /></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/86930B59-B41F-485F-8F04-15C79E8BFE5F.jpg" alt="zebra zebra zebra elephant zebra" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="creator-comments padbottom">Can i go out of this stone?</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/8983CC22-4CDC-42E1-AF28-99A1CC4BFAA4.jpg" alt="Elephant statue" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468898&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">In a Bale of Hay</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=420383&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">lsgenie</A> <IMG src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/picks.gif" /></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/FE77C2E1-0C3F-451E-8B5B-7067FB3D71C9.jpg" alt="In a Bale of Hay" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468677&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">goodnight fuffy</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=511566&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">icecreammazza</A></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/1A815E5B-B05C-4236-8A9F-21A7121EDD2C.jpg" alt="goodnight fuffy" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468663&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">Camoflauge in the Amazon</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=520326&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">hotsexymommaof3</A></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/59992689-8510-4561-8A96-093A91F54A9F.jpg" alt="Camoflauge in the Amazon" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468993&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">Iced Elephant</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=457735&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">forzaom4</A></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/2977666D-F222-4C4E-AD0F-52DC854D37D3.jpg" alt="Iced Elephant" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468860&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">Elephant Chandelier</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=103713&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">MarcSTLouis</A></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/09E3C832-3881-4E22-99C5-6FD2B568C467.jpg" alt="Elephant Chandelier" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photoshop/" rel="tag">photoshop</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/elephant/" rel="tag">elephant</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/disguise/" rel="tag">disguise</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/camouflage/" rel="tag">camouflage</a></div>http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=19677&display=photoshopFri, 04 Jul 2008 10:18:51 GMTTyrant alarm clock dials your contacts if you refuse to wakehttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/A522E249-ECFC-4972-9DFB-3B884FEFE898/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Savagely clever?! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/02/tyrant-alarm-clock-dials-your-contacts-if-you-refuse-to-wake/" title="http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/02/tyrant-alarm-clock-dials-your-contacts-if-you-refuse-to-wake/">www.engadget.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><SPAN id="ppt1243448">Tyrant alarm clock dials your contacts if you refuse to wake</SPAN></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV><A href="http://www.alice-wang.com/tyrant.html"><IMG vspace="16" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/07/7-2-08-tyrant-alarm-clock.jpg" alt="" /></A>We've seen alarm clocks institute some fairly <A href="http://www.engadget.com/2007/02/13/the-dangerbomb-alarm-clock-wake-or-go-boom/">unorthodox</A> methods of <A href="http://www.engadget.com/2007/01/26/buzzing-copter-inspired-blowfly-alarm-clock-goes-on-sale/">waking users up</A>, but this is exceptionally high on the list of "oh, no they didn'ts." Alice Wang's Tyrant, which we can only assume is a concept, actually dials a random number in one's mobile contact list for every three minutes that the sleeper doesn't address the obnoxiously loud ringing. In other words, unless you pick yourself up out of bed within ten minutes of the alarm going off, you'll have three angry friends wondering why they're getting phone calls from you <EM>everyday</EM> at O-five-hundred hours. Brilliant. Pure, sadistic, barbarous brilliance.</DIV></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/invention/" rel="tag">invention</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bizarre/" rel="tag">bizarre</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/alicewang/" rel="tag">alicewang</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/clock/" rel="tag">clock</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/concept/" rel="tag">concept</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/design/" rel="tag">design</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tyrant/" rel="tag">tyrant</a></div>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/02/tyrant-alarm-clock-dials-your-contacts-if-you-refuse-to-wake/Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:39:18 GMTThings That Change After College...http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E774BEB1-8C3E-4B4E-924F-D300DDEE6F1C/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> You can see the entire list - I chose the ones I identified with! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2008/6/29/things-that-change-after-college.html" title="http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2008/6/29/things-that-change-after-college.html">www.misscellania.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2 class="title"> <A href="http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2008/6/29/things-that-change-after-college.html">Things That Change After College</A> </H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/68525C5F-0226-4B36-925D-7DB9043DBD37.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>1. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.   </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>4. Your fantasies of having sex with three women with lesbian tendencies are replaced by fantasies of having sex with anyone at all.   </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>8. You don't get drunk at home, to save money, before going to a club.  </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>12. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.  </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>13. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.  </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>15. You go to the pharmacy for Asprin and antacids, not Condoms and pregnancy test kits.  </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>16. A £2.50 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."  </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>17. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the music.  </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>19. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.  </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>20. You always know where you are when you wake up.  </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>23. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.  </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>24. You can remember the name of the person you wake up next to.</P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/college/" rel="tag">college</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/campus/" rel="tag">campus</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/education/" rel="tag">education</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/girls/" rel="tag">girls</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/dating/" rel="tag">dating</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/drinking/" rel="tag">drinking</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/smoking/" rel="tag">smoking</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/music/" rel="tag">music</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sex/" rel="tag">sex</a></div>http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2008/6/29/things-that-change-after-college.htmlTue, 01 Jul 2008 08:03:47 GMTNon-Stop Life - pics to wake you up! http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/DEF8DE66-7132-4DE6-AA6B-AF33CCF4A5E5/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> I guess that's the power some pictures have, if you can see such stuff, just stop complaining and go on living! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://1dak.com/other/1585/" title="http://1dak.com/other/1585/">1dak.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H1><A title="Permanent Link to Non-Stop Life" rel="bookmark" href="http://1dak.com/other/1585/">Non-Stop Life</A></H1></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/A5A6B4C9-3593-4AF3-98A4-0A0C981A2CC5.jpg" alt="nsl0.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/F48F9896-73DD-4C6D-BA96-3FEF19416498.jpg" alt="nsl1.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/9D0EEA71-5366-448D-8515-51CE446E2D4A.jpg" alt="nsl2.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/D2D5F29B-CDA5-439A-B62B-58D4FB145686.jpg" alt="nsl3.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/92B1A110-E3C0-4F2F-84CB-AE174B01E8AA.jpg" alt="nsl4.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img 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src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/A077AB31-5590-4385-BC79-F7BF248C582F.jpg" alt="nsl15.jpg" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pictures/" rel="tag">pictures</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/candid+camera/" rel="tag">candid camera</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/action/" rel="tag">action</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sports/" rel="tag">sports</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/adventure/" rel="tag">adventure</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/biking/" rel="tag">biking</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://1dak.com/other/1585/Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:27:54 GMT12 Funniest Wedding Nameshttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/079D34CC-0EE3-479A-83C8-9264B44267B3/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> How about 'Courting Disaster'?! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.oddee.com/item_96453.aspx" title="http://www.oddee.com/item_96453.aspx">www.oddee.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H1 class="tit">12 Funniest Wedding Names</H1></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Little Gay </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/B31175DB-2794-4741-82CD-FB88F7CD6E8F.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Fillerup Standing </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/3A2A9D6E-553C-4C77-982A-DC7FD77AF5FB.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Drilling Cousin </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/832A7F35-AA63-42FB-8230-2266CBB75C7C.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Speedy Zieper </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/7627DA2C-5B39-4C9F-AAF6-F21E66D8426C.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Rump Orefice </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/8FD99CE0-07F9-49AF-9AC2-1A6C8777578C.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Partee Moore </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/E008134D-49BF-4755-A9B4-19C3F9D7CA6B.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Stoker Dailey </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/42BD9FB0-0D61-4DD3-A2B5-66F9810BD186.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Moore Bacon </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/16552EEB-DE4A-4D05-B5D2-6298349D25D9.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Hunt Kapture </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/ECE80C1C-273C-4A0B-A6D5-1485A87C1D00.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Kumon Topomi </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/A9ABE982-A63C-4A30-8F32-18A9C74D6854.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Busch Hacker </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/7A98D244-29ED-4C5E-A3E9-B743E80E0264.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Long Wiwi </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/028E5064-64B9-4A00-91EB-55E0C65C63B8.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/names/" rel="tag">names</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/surnames/" rel="tag">surnames</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/wedding/" rel="tag">wedding</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/marriage/" rel="tag">marriage</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/wedlock/" rel="tag">wedlock</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://www.oddee.com/item_96453.aspxThu, 26 Jun 2008 17:12:24 GMTLego Secret Vault Contains All Sets In Historyhttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/AF4F7E8E-C5B5-41B4-AF4A-E984F56414E6/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Just can't 'LEGO'! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://gizmodo.com/tag/legotrip" title="http://gizmodo.com/tag/legotrip">gizmodo.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2 class="top"> <A class="super-permalink" title="Click here to read Lego Secret Vault Contains All Sets In History" href="http://gizmodo.com/5018990/lego-secret-vault-contains-all-sets-in-history">Lego Secret Vault Contains All Sets In History</A> </H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="video-thumb"> <A class="video-thumb-overlay super-permalink spimage" title="Lego Secret Vault Contains All Sets In History" href="http://gizmodo.com/5018990/lego-secret-vault-contains-all-sets-in-history?autoplay=true"></A> </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"> visiting Lego's Memory Lane—the <A href="http://gizmodo.com/tag/secret-vault/" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SECRET VAULT" rel="nofollow" class="autolink">secret vault</A> guarding almost <A href="http://gizmodo.com/349929/best-lego-sets-in-history/">every Lego set</A> ever manufactured—touched me in a way I didn't expect. </div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2 class="top"> <A class="super-permalink" title="Click here to read 750,000-Brick Kennedy Space Center Is the Mother of All Lego Models" href="http://gizmodo.com/5018606/750000+brick-kennedy-space-center-is-the-mother-of-all-lego-models">750,000-Brick Kennedy Space Center Is the Mother of All Lego Models</A> </H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="video-thumb"> <A class="video-thumb-overlay super-permalink spimage" title="750,000-Brick Kennedy Space Center Is the Mother of All Lego Models" href="http://gizmodo.com/5018606/750000+brick-kennedy-space-center-is-the-mother-of-all-lego-models?autoplay=true"></A> </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><B>Update: if Lego's Kennedy Space Center is the mother of all Lego models, Giz reader Florian Frischmuth has sent us his pictures of the father: the 1,300,000-brick Lego <A href="http://gizmodo.com/tag/allianz-arena/" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ALLIANZ ARENA" rel="nofollow" class="autolink">Allianz Arena</A> stadium in Munich, Germany. This titan contains a mindblowing 30,000 <A href="http://gizmodo.com/5018247/lego-employees-have-minifigs-as-business-cards-and-a-great-sense-of-humor">mini-figs</A> inside.</B></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2 class="top"> <A class="super-permalink" title="Click here to read Lego Airbus A380 Is Biggest Lego Airplane in the World" href="http://gizmodo.com/5018359/lego-airbus-a380-is-biggest-lego-airplane-in-the-world">Lego Airbus A380 Is Biggest Lego Airplane in the World</A> </H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="video-thumb"> <A class="video-thumb-overlay super-permalink spimage" title="Lego Airbus A380 Is Biggest Lego Airplane in the World" href="http://gizmodo.com/5018359/lego-airbus-a380-is-biggest-lego-airplane-in-the-world?autoplay=true"></A> </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Made at a 1:25 scale-9.5-foot long, 10.5-foot wingspan, 3.2-foot tall—the Lego A380 uses 220 pounds (100kg) of bricks. That's a mindblowing 75,000 pieces in eight colours</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2> <A class="super-permalink" title="Click here to read Lego Employees Have Minifigs as Business Cards (and a Great Sense of Humor)" href="http://gizmodo.com/5018247/lego-employees-have-minifigs-as-business-cards-and-a-great-sense-of-humor">Lego Employees Have Minifigs as Business Cards (and a Great Sense of Humor)</A> </H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="video-thumb"> <A class="video-thumb-overlay super-permalink spimage" title="Lego Employees Have Minifigs as Business Cards (and a Great Sense of Humor)" href="http://gizmodo.com/5018247/lego-employees-have-minifigs-as-business-cards-and-a-great-sense-of-humor?autoplay=true"></A> </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">the employee's business cards are Lego mini-figs, modeled after them.</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2 class="top"> <A class="super-permalink" title="Click here to read Galactic Empire Cloning Stormtroopers in Lego Factory" href="http://gizmodo.com/5017950/galactic-empire-cloning-stormtroopers-in-lego-factory">Galactic Empire Cloning Stormtroopers in Lego Factory</A> </H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="video-thumb"> <A class="video-thumb-overlay super-permalink spimage" title="Galactic Empire Cloning Stormtroopers in Lego Factory" href="http://gizmodo.com/5017950/galactic-empire-cloning-stormtroopers-in-lego-factory?autoplay=true"></A> </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/0E4D8D5A-E5AE-4736-BB48-4A365C9F0DEB.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2> <A title="Click here to read What Do You Want to Ask LEGO?" class="super-permalink" href="http://gizmodo.com/5016984/what-do-you-want-to-ask-lego">What Do You Want to Ask LEGO?</A> </H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/2FC92F0A-9610-4224-A53E-CF7932E55BA1.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Even the Cops Are Made Out of LEGO</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/B04D575E-BE08-40D1-A4F0-113C043B40CC.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/lego/" rel="tag">lego</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/legoland/" rel="tag">legoland</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/germany/" rel="tag">germany</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/holland/" rel="tag">holland</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/hobbies/" rel="tag">hobbies</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/toys/" rel="tag">toys</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/collection/" rel="tag">collection</a></div>http://gizmodo.com/tag/legotripWed, 25 Jun 2008 05:46:03 GMTMAD magazine - a cult of humorhttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/8FBB47B3-4662-4051-A5E8-338D57D22242/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> To all like-minded people who grew up with MAD, and to others like me who refuse to grow up! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/" title="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/">www.dccomics.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/F7FD6961-98A4-4E93-B92C-9EB0CDF62D9A.gif" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD> <TABLE width="762" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"> <TBODY><TR valign="top"> <TD width="13" height="205" rowspan="2"><IMG width="13" height="205" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/main_l.gif" /></TD> <TD width="2" bgcolor="#ffffff"><IMG width="2" height="2" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/s.gif" /></TD> <TD width="1" height="2" bgcolor="#ffffff"><IMG width="1" height="2" alt="" 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href="?action=mad_books&i=9101">AVAILABLE NOW!</A> <BR /> <A class="podLink" href="?action=mad_books&i=9101">Who hasn't heard of this impressive 2-volume edition containing every single work Don Martin created for MAD over his 30-year career? </A> </TD> <TD bgcolor="#ff9900"><IMG width="1" height="80" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/s.gif" /></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD colspan="4"> <TABLE cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"> <TBODY><TR> <TD bgcolor="#ff9900"><IMG width="176" height="1" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/s.gif" /></TD> <TD valign="bottom" align="right"><IMG width="6" height="6" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/pod_lr.gif" /></TD> </TR> </TBODY></TABLE> </TD> </TR> </TBODY></TABLE> </TD> <TD valign="top"> <TABLE width="182" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"> <TBODY><TR><TD valign="bottom" colspan="4"><IMG width="182" height="11" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/pod_cap.gif" /></TD></TR> <TR> <TD></TD> <TD 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<TD bgcolor="#ff9900"><IMG width="1" height="1" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/s.gif" /></TD> </TR> <TR><TD bgcolor="#ff9900" colspan="4"><IMG width="1" height="2" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/s.gif" /></TD></TR> <TR valign="top"> <TD bgcolor="#ff9900"><IMG width="1" height="1" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/s.gif" /></TD> <TD bgcolor="#ff9900"><IMG width="10" height="1" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/s.gif" /></TD> <TD bgcolor="#ff9900" class="podText"> <A target="_blank" class="podHeaderLink" href="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2008/05/mad_slideshow200805?slide=01#globalNav">ON SALE NOW!</A> <BR /> <A target="_blank" class="podLink" href="http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2008/05/mad_slideshow200805?slide=01#globalNav">In the May 2008 issue of Vanity Fair, author David Hajdu, pays homage to the "usual gang of idiots" behind Mad magazine.</A> </TD> <TD bgcolor="#ff9900"><IMG width="1" height="80" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/s.gif" /></TD> </TR> <TR> <TD colspan="4"> <TABLE cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" border="0"> <TBODY><TR> <TD bgcolor="#ff9900"><IMG width="176" height="1" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/s.gif" /></TD> <TD valign="bottom" align="right"><IMG width="6" height="6" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/pod_lr.gif" /></TD> </TR> </TBODY></TABLE> </TD> </TR> </TBODY></TABLE> </TD> <TD valign="top"> <IMG width="1" height="30" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/s.gif" /><BR /> <A class="podLink" href="?action=will_elder"><IMG src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/will_elder/willelder_180x150.jpg" /></A><BR /><BR /> </TD> </TR> </TBODY></TABLE> <BR /> <TABLE width="762" cellspacing="2" cellpadding="2" border="0"> <TBODY><TR> <TD> </TD> <TD><TABLE align="center"><TBODY><TR><TD><A class="marginal" href="javascript:alert('This link contains javascript. Please visit the clip source to follow this link.');" target="_self"><IMG width="280" height="61" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/marginals/sandbox_litterbox_sm.jpg" class="marginal" /></A></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD> </TR> </TBODY></TABLE> </TD></tr></table></div></div><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/?action=past_madness" title="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/?action=past_madness">www.dccomics.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="360" class="headerText" rowspan="2">PAST MADNESS</TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD align="center" class="contentText"><A href="javascript:alert('This link contains javascript. Please visit the clip source to follow this link.');" target="_self" class="contentLink"><IMG width="180" height="100" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/pm_thumb01.jpg" /><BR />Department Store Santa Starring Eminem</A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD align="center" class="contentText"><A href="javascript:alert('This link contains javascript. Please visit the clip source to follow this link.');" target="_self" class="contentLink"><IMG width="180" height="100" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/pm_thumb08.jpg" /><BR />Spy vs. Spy</A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD align="center" class="contentText"><A href="javascript:alert('This link contains javascript. Please visit the clip source to follow this link.');" target="_self" class="contentLink"><IMG width="180" height="100" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/pm_thumb05.jpg" /><BR />The Fickle Finger Of Fate, Part 2</A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD align="center" class="contentText"><A href="javascript:alert('This link contains javascript. Please visit the clip source to follow this link.');" target="_self" class="contentLink"><IMG width="180" height="100" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/pm_thumb06.jpg" /><BR />The Rescue</A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD align="center" class="contentText"><A href="javascript:alert('This link contains javascript. Please visit the clip source to follow this link.');" target="_self" class="contentLink"><IMG width="180" height="100" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/pm_thumb07.jpg" /><BR />A Grim Fairy Tale</A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD align="center" class="contentText"><A href="javascript:alert('This link contains javascript. Please visit the clip source to follow this link.');" target="_self" class="contentLink"><IMG width="180" height="100" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/pm_thumb03.jpg" /><BR />One Day In A Run-Down Shack</A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD align="center" class="contentText"><A href="javascript:alert('This link contains javascript. Please visit the clip source to follow this link.');" target="_self" class="contentLink"><IMG width="180" height="100" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/pm_thumb11.jpg" /><BR />Bob Dylan's Special 60th Birthday Album!</A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD align="center" class="contentText"><A href="javascript:alert('This link contains javascript. Please visit the clip source to follow this link.');" target="_self" class="contentLink"><IMG width="180" height="100" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/pm_thumb12.jpg" /><BR />Little-Known Trivia About the Harry Potter Cast Members</A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD align="center" class="contentText"><A href="javascript:alert('This link contains javascript. Please visit the clip source to follow this link.');" target="_self" class="contentLink"><IMG width="180" height="100" border="1" alt="" src="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/images/pm_thumb15.jpg" /><BR />President Bush's Month-Long Vacation</A></TD></tr></table></div></div><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/?action=mad_books&i=9102" title="http://www.dccomics.com/mad/?action=mad_books&i=9102">www.dccomics.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="360" class="headerText" rowspan="2"><A class="headerText" href="?action=mad_books">MAD BOOKS</A></TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD class="contentTitle" colspan="3">SPY VS. SPY II: THE JOKE AND DAGGER FILES</TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/E6553E5E-603C-4A2F-A383-9745E1085E5B.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/black+comedy/" rel="tag">black comedy</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/animation/" rel="tag">animation</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/parody/" rel="tag">parody</a></div>http://www.dccomics.com/mad/Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:56:00 GMTNew Meaningful Life Of Famous Logoshttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/5DC8152C-3484-44F0-A496-C7B01B7CE518/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Heheh! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.wallout.com/new_meaningful_life_famous_logos" title="http://www.wallout.com/new_meaningful_life_famous_logos">www.wallout.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>New Meaningful Life Of Famous Logos</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Linux</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/5EE99BAF-2DC8-43DA-BA08-DED1F5E91CF1.jpg" alt="New Meaningful Life Of Famous Logos" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Windows</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/739E2F95-8D5A-40D4-ADD6-43E0D3B82686.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Java</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/301132B3-7032-4499-B062-ACEA292E24BD.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Cadillac</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/73F3BB62-AB96-4D9E-ABCA-C613E18BDA80.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Lacoste</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/E365328B-B62C-4245-9D7B-FE5CCF83F85E.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Puma</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/7DB4720D-5416-4381-A465-3DC769983E19.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Apple</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/5DBCB5E6-D33E-4CA5-9434-BA32C2CBD95E.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Malibu</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/B264C5EF-C869-4D6F-B319-53DBA51ECBA3.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Ferrari</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/02FD7892-2300-426A-B9B0-8A8457545507.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Mazda</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/AD215BC3-F01D-40CA-B301-F93CE28EEA15.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Disney</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/A9191B08-5877-4D74-B147-A37B14654310.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>UAZ</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/B006D95E-F04F-47C9-9B9E-2FC1FB43A00F.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Adobe Acrobat</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/CC8BA9FB-38F0-455E-B128-36358E09912D.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Nestle</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/1CEDAB88-BF1C-4516-AAF5-264546C711AB.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/logos/" rel="tag">logos</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/branding/" rel="tag">branding</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/trademarks/" rel="tag">trademarks</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mnc/" rel="tag">mnc</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/multinationals/" rel="tag">multinationals</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/computers/" rel="tag">computers</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/software/" rel="tag">software</a></div>http://www.wallout.com/new_meaningful_life_famous_logosMon, 16 Jun 2008 11:27:18 GMTTaking A Woman To Bedhttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/851FF081-E524-472C-BAF0-D1D51D5BF4A4/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Vicious 'cycle' of life! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://fabulously40.com/article/2313/Taking-A-Woman-To-Bed/" title="http://fabulously40.com/article/2313/Taking-A-Woman-To-Bed/">fabulously40.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3 class="reset">Taking A Woman To Bed</H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><EM> What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ? </EM></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3> <STRONG> At 8 </STRONG> —You take her to bed and tell her a story. </H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG alt="" src="http://media.fabulously40.com/images/diggwoman1.gif" /> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3> <STRONG> At 18 </STRONG> —You tell her a story and take her to bed. </H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG alt="" src="http://media.fabulously40.com/images/diggwoman2.gif" /> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3> <STRONG> At 28 </STRONG> —You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.<BR /> <IMG alt="" src="http://media.fabulously40.com/images/diggwoman3.gif" /> </H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3> <STRONG> At 38 </STRONG> —She tells you a story and takes you to bed. </H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3> <STRONG> At 48 </STRONG> —She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. </H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG alt="" src="http://media.fabulously40.com/images/diggwoman6.gif" /> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3> <STRONG> At 58 </STRONG> —You stay in bed to avoid her story. </H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG alt="" src="http://media.fabulously40.com/images/diggwoman7.gif" /> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3> <STRONG> At 68 </STRONG> —If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story! </H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG alt="" src="http://media.fabulously40.com/images/diggwoman8.gif" /> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3> <STRONG> At 78 </STRONG> —What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you? </H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/020EC7A8-E2FB-47A2-B9B9-AFD148E62ADF.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/ageing/" rel="tag">ageing</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/relationships/" rel="tag">relationships</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/man/" rel="tag">man</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/woman/" rel="tag">woman</a></div>http://fabulously40.com/article/2313/Taking-A-Woman-To-Bed/Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:53:24 GMT10 Funniest Typos http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/6A216BD1-CAED-4ECE-A8CC-937393E18C8A/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Yikes! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.oddee.com/item_95202.aspx" title="http://www.oddee.com/item_95202.aspx">www.oddee.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H1 class="tit">10 Funniest Typos ever</H1></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/E4C9E7DB-0782-4F09-BFDF-BE9DC35CECC7.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"> "... in the office may be <B>assfisting</B> me on behalf of..."<BR /><DIV> Yes, "assfisting" instead of "assisting". On a legal pap</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/FCE1EDC5-1B15-4431-9BEB-9A85E6A65A2C.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"> How in the world could a man end up with a typographical error tattooed on his chest?<BR /><DIV> Michael Duplessis, an auto mechanic, filed a lawsuit saying that in April 2005, tattoo artist Sam Hacker inked "<B>Chi-tonw</B>" on his chest where he had asked for "Chi-town"</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/6E6931AB-6957-4EE3-BEA4-3E7E75008003.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"> "...in the middle of the road <B>ejaculating</B>..."</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/95E84055-28A0-41D9-A85D-A44B52C0446D.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"> "I have a <B>Draem</B>"<BR /><DIV> Screen shot taken from a news report aired on Martin Luther King Day in January 2007 by Corpus Christi, Texas, station KIII-TV.</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/DFF3F672-B8BB-450A-8D69-CB3A73176190.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"> "<B>SOTP</B>"<BR /><DIV> In Africa</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/F3A4CE0B-1E5C-4F91-9579-D72A16E6C8F6.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"> "Not a Through <B>Toad</B>"<BR /><DIV> Toads, unite!</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/86C974B4-9B37-421D-878F-1664556DBE87.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/347558AC-FB58-4AEF-A62C-EEF23D9FD8B0.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/7F120F58-F158-4110-950F-B0303E42956F.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/C063A756-B4DE-4BC2-B29D-FC01426231EB.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/typographical+errors/" rel="tag">typographical errors</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/english/" rel="tag">english</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/spelling/" rel="tag">spelling</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://www.oddee.com/item_95202.aspxSat, 31 May 2008 17:17:32 GMTWhy men have better friends?http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F56C7029-181B-4E1A-94B4-47C361503F9A/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Full marks! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.imagerocket.net/blog/index.php/2008/04/17/why-men-have-better-friends/" title="http://www.imagerocket.net/blog/index.php/2008/04/17/why-men-have-better-friends/">www.imagerocket.net</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2><A title="Permanent Link: Why Men Have Better Friends" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.imagerocket.net/blog/index.php/2008/04/17/why-men-have-better-friends/">Why Men Have Better Friends</A></H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Friendship between Women:</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>A woman didn’t come home one night The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Friendship between Men:</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept over, and two said that he was still there.</P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/relationships/" rel="tag">relationships</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/husband/" rel="tag">husband</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/wife/" rel="tag">wife</a></div>http://www.imagerocket.net/blog/index.php/2008/04/17/why-men-have-better-friends/Thu, 29 May 2008 16:37:34 GMTLost in translation - English bloopers! http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B9AEFBF6-F8E4-4ACC-A64B-EB83E337B9F1/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> LMAO! <img src="http://clipmarks.com/images/icons/smilies/grin.gif" alt="" /> <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/22250/47134-lost-translation---english-gone" title="http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/22250/47134-lost-translation---english-gone">www.divinecaroline.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H1 class="title">Lost In Translation - English Gone Wrong</H1></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>One of my favorite things about traveling is seeing how English is used, or misused. Apparently I'm not alone. Most of these seem to be from Asian countries, however there are a few from other parts of the world that are just as hilarious. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/7DD63680-EA98-4B26-ACEE-CC127826C384.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/5A8C46D8-08EC-4C31-B1BA-60EA4594DBA1.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/AA459C6A-B87F-4AE2-A4DB-60E8285C18FA.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/18F4C6DF-2D6F-4E86-80E7-14622CF649F9.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/FB4EF3E1-7DFE-49A9-AD63-27F90F1962F9.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><div align="center" width="100%" 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style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/22250/47134-lost-translation---english-gone/3" title="http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/22250/47134-lost-translation---english-gone/3">www.divinecaroline.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/87C50B2F-9C89-433B-ACFD-99DC30B90CB1.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/FC82047F-E677-4DCB-99A0-49475659957D.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/C19B3909-220A-4C69-B06A-77713430A4C0.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/EBBED008-B5EA-4F25-867A-24B8E0A9154D.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/694C2D60-5402-4927-9525-61CC883BC56F.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/CDB389C4-EC6A-4FEF-9D7F-926A71A2BB93.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/3F5A2C66-9AB5-4BF8-9656-B18688728C30.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/south+east+asia/" rel="tag">south east asia</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/signs/" rel="tag">signs</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/translation/" rel="tag">translation</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/english/" rel="tag">english</a></div>http://www.divinecaroline.com/article/22250/47134-lost-translation---english-goneMon, 12 May 2008 07:13:31 GMTHow tall are you?http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9E5251F2-AA65-4716-AE5D-7422B0F4D2F7/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Compare heights to celebrities, notorious dictators, politicians, musicians, etc <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://whotallareyou.com/" title="http://whotallareyou.com/">whotallareyou.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img 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</TD></tr></table></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/C591AEC3-8248-4667-9509-354032CB4BC7.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT face="Verdana,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular" color="red">Lethaby Gallery London</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/501B537A-AA1E-4666-93A9-1A531076A5F9.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><table background="undefined" bgcolor="#96c8fa"><tr><TD width="176" valign="top" height="43" align="left" csheight="32" content="" xpos="616" colspan="5"> <DIV align="center"> <FONT face="Verdana,Helvetica,Geneva,Swiss,SunSans-Regular" color="red">100% East London</FONT></DIV> </TD></tr></table></div></div><hr 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championshipshttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/2D912A44-62CF-4504-835E-51CFFD548F34/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Not by 'shear ' luck, I say! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/" title="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/">www.worldbeardchampionships.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><B>World Beard and Moustache Championships</B></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P><FONT face="Verdana,Arial,Sans Serif"><B><BR /><FONT size="3">Anchorage, Alaska <BR />May 23, 2009</FONT></B><FONT size="3"></FONT></FONT></P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P align="center"> <FONT face="Verdana,Arial,Sans Serif"><A target="blank" href="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/gunnar.html"><IMG width="100" vspace="10" hspace="10" height="125" border="0" src="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/images/gunnarbysherithumb.JPG" /></A> <A target="blank" href="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/chevalier.html"><IMG width="100" vspace="10" hspace="10" height="125" border="0" src="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/images/chevalierbysherithumb.JPG" /></A> <A target="blank" href="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/jameshood.html"><IMG width="100" vspace="10" hspace="10" height="125" border="0" src="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/images/jameshoodbysherithumb.JPG" /></A> <A target="blank" href="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/btusa/jackpassion.html"><IMG width="100" vspace="10" hspace="10" height="125" border="0" src="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/images/jackpassionbyzachthumb.JPG" /></A> <A target="blank" href="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/schani.html"><IMG width="100" vspace="10" hspace="10" height="125" border="0" src="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/images/schanibysherithumb.JPG" /></A> <A target="blank" href="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/btusa/burkekenny.html"><IMG width="100" vspace="10" hspace="10" height="125" border="0" src="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/images/burkebyzachthumb.JPG" /></A> <A target="blank" href="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/elmar.html"><IMG width="100" vspace="10" hspace="10" height="125" border="0" src="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/images/elmarbyzachthumb.JPG" /></A> </FONT></P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>The World Beard and Moustache Championships will return to North America for the second time in its history when the City of Anchorage, Alaska rolls out the red carpet for the world's bearded elite on May 23, 2009. The biennial celebration of facial hair is open to everyone. The host for this event is the South Central Alaska Beard and Moustache Club which is committed to making the WBMC 2009 the biggest and best ever. Major sponsors include the <A target="blank" href="http://www.anchorage.net/2150.cfm/">Anchorage Convention and Visitors Bureau</A>. </DIV></div></div><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/Gallery/gallery.html" title="http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/Gallery/gallery.html">www.worldbeardchampionships.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="5">Gallery of Contestants and Champions</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P><FONT>      Some of the contestants and champions you will meet at the World Beard and Moustache Championships are shown below.  </FONT></P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="1">Willi Segalotto</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/93AB137D-8636-4AD8-B56F-F429E1D2889B.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="1">Memili Rüstüoglu</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/A4B7842D-590C-428E-BAAE-17C10C2C9643.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="1">Gary Johnson</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/1C3576B2-5F77-4DED-8F5D-FAB9F36B55CC.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="1">Gerhart Schmidbauer</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/366AEE8C-2B87-4EC2-8889-6B605C7CE6E5.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="1">David Dade</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/F29A7C5A-D27B-4F59-A8C8-0428CFE7DDC0.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="1">Jürgen Burkhardt</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/F2E16D57-FED9-4854-B46F-2C8F71E5C6AC.gif" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="1">Vlado Livaja</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/49DB5F98-620D-4AA2-AC62-836C96396F02.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="1">Herbert Dobner</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/72DE9203-7D8E-4051-90ED-1511180DA6EF.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="1">Günter Rosin</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/B1539A7A-FADA-40B9-9FA6-343608F83ED7.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="1">Fritz Schädel</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/943DC216-D5AD-4A58-8FB4-045A976DEF9F.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="1">Markus Broß</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/2168F916-A570-4593-AC56-CDA213C438D3.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="1">Willi Chevalier</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/DE1CE8CF-C98F-49DD-AE0D-65A41CFF6955.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="1">Hans Gassner</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/BEB1EFDC-0651-41A3-96D5-E65D5B09DC01.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="1">Wilhelm Preu<SPAN lang="de">ß<BR /> </SPAN>Amberg, Germany</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/60BEF479-7863-48EE-8331-33A37775EB22.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="1">Hans Horst</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/AEFBC86D-7DC5-4ACF-BC56-FE3F3AA58E91.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="1">Franz Mitterhauser</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/E1F9799A-C487-468E-92D2-54A50F2E3A23.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="1">Heinz Christofel</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/73209706-51D3-434F-AFB7-1111EE2947C2.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="1">Albert Schmid</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/F7E3EA07-A301-4710-BE9A-553E122862AB.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="1">Lutz Giese</FONT></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/466199A9-5115-4144-AD44-A684C916C904.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><SPAN lang="de">ranz Pill<BR /> </SPAN></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/44248A2D-E1DA-4ADE-840B-BE61F6DF66E0.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/hirsute/" rel="tag">hirsute</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/hairy/" rel="tag">hairy</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/beard/" rel="tag">beard</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/moustache/" rel="tag">moustache</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/style/" rel="tag">style</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bizarre/" rel="tag">bizarre</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/Tue, 22 Apr 2008 03:43:35 GMTLenin swims away! http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/06BC4530-0540-4D73-83F9-BEA3D6CD1BBD/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Done for a Hungarian film production on Margaret Island in Budapest. Talk about deserting ship! <img src="http://clipmarks.com/images/icons/smilies/grin.gif" alt="" /> <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://englishrussia.com/?p=1846" title="http://englishrussia.com/?p=1846">englishrussia.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2 id="post-1846"><A title="Lenin Swims Away" rel="bookmark" href="http://englishrussia.com/?p=1846">Lenin Swims Away</A></H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/925C3E30-979D-464A-98C2-BB3BC52C2241.jpg" alt="Lenin monument swims away 1" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>When the old Lenin becomes unwanted he just swims away…</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/B967B729-6A8A-4A5F-9ECD-DCCAAE630D44.jpg" alt="Lenin monument swims away 2" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/lenin/" rel="tag">lenin</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/hungary/" rel="tag">hungary</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/margaret+island/" rel="tag">margaret island</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/budapest/" rel="tag">budapest</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/russia/" rel="tag">russia</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://englishrussia.com/?p=1846Mon, 21 Apr 2008 04:04:36 GMT