http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/search/humor/sort/newest-clips/http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/search/humor/sort/newest-clips/15Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!en-ushttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/20F630BA-4F63-4030-AE03-1747B38336A1/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> So you think that's a big deal...go to the site and check it out.... <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.telescopictext.com/" title="http://www.telescopictext.com/">www.telescopictext.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="credit">by <A href="javascript:alert('This link contains javascript. Please visit the clip source to follow this link.');" target="_self" class="number"> <SPAN id="1000">Joe</SPAN></A> <SPAN id="1001"><A href="javascript:alert('This link contains javascript. Please visit the clip source to follow this link.');" target="_self" class="number"> <SPAN id="1002">Joe Davis</SPAN></A> <SPAN id="1003">Joe <A href="javascript:alert('This link contains javascript. Please visit the clip source to follow this link.');" target="_self" class="number"> <SPAN id="1006">M</SPAN></A> <SPAN id="1007">Michael</SPAN> <A href="javascript:alert('This link contains javascript. Please visit the clip source to follow this link.');" target="_self" class="number"> <SPAN id="1008">L</SPAN></A> <SPAN id="1009">Lambert</SPAN> Davis</SPAN></SPAN>  <SPAN><A target="_blank" href="http://www.joedavis.co.uk">&gt;</A></SPAN> </DIV></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/telescopic+text/" rel="tag">telescopic text</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/story/" rel="tag">story</a></div>http://www.telescopictext.com/Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:05:14 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/6F41A4A1-736A-4876-92EF-408535175CC7/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> So true! Reminds me of an old marketing mantra called the 'KISS' theory: Keep it simple stupid! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://abstrusegoose.com/41" title="http://abstrusegoose.com/41">abstrusegoose.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3 class="storytitle"><A rel="bookmark" href="http://abstrusegoose.com/41">Today I Learned That…</A></H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/B8563A5B-4930-4DA9-84B9-DC0F7F45F0F5.png" alt="lower_standards" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/learning/" rel="tag">learning</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cartoon/" rel="tag">cartoon</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/philosophy/" rel="tag">philosophy</a></div>http://abstrusegoose.com/41Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:42:45 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/CC627FEC-9287-4CE5-829F-E3F2F1DEB5D9/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Some of them are really hilarious! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2008/08/hilarious-signage-part-11.html" title="http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2008/08/hilarious-signage-part-11.html">www.darkroastedblend.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3 class="post-title"> <A title="external link" href="http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2008/08/hilarious-signage-part-11.html"> Hilarious Signage, Part 11 </A> </H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/2EA77B4F-4F4A-49C8-AED1-D9E61AA052C2.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV><B>Scratching of head required...</B></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>...and even then, it's no guarantee you'll figure out the real meaning behind these masterpieces of ambiguity. At least this signage provides much needed entertainment and comic relief on our all-too-stressful urban roads. </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/6E481F6E-30CE-4CA2-B572-F6508749985A.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/C8DD748A-0DF5-4557-92C7-C1A6501BE301.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>Where is that frigging lane? -</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/B28FAF7F-F2CD-4D77-9E1B-68417A044397.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>Zebra to nowhere:</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/9CB74A10-45CB-4DF7-A1D9-E37C52414FDA.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Another great zebra:</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/1E45CE6B-1BE7-4919-B51D-0C8A0AB292E0.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/857E65C4-51E4-46A4-9D87-CA07EE810678.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/E2D85346-D98A-4B00-97DB-8C63C1C601D0.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>This is how you should draw the pedestrian. Not the other way. Got it? -</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/0C256122-9520-4B37-9E95-4FC1E0DFBC36.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>Warning signs to die for:</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/171EABEC-9015-4595-AECA-3FD2C9666786.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/8B47D6DC-8010-4006-B442-1C002ED62069.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>Clear & concise message:</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/097BB8AB-31D4-4258-826D-59817F73C1F4.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>Not fun -</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/58820F4C-2EE2-4CD3-84D1-F132CBC4B7F6.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/F03ABCDC-691E-4943-B1C6-EE094A00ED4F.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/AADBE9CD-B2DE-403B-81EB-E123CB8A46A3.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>Robot Milk -</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/ABB535FC-0C99-42B4-AA7A-9B61BC887286.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>Great navigational aid for Tokyo subway:</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/0C468B01-3A66-4A33-A60B-5A537CB86413.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>A deal is a deal -</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/D0C30D4D-CE61-4879-BAA6-72410C4E2C13.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>Good creative stuff:</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/FAC6534E-9C6C-46D8-A25D-EBB601EDAEDF.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>Great attraction for geeks (not really a sign yet, only an idea):</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/EDD1FD98-2060-48A9-AFFE-5A45446CEE49.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/5C2F3C9E-5A4A-48FA-BA61-89DAA6E45E5D.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/659A553A-2DBC-4051-9989-A545D8E67577.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/C47A73CD-A5FA-45AA-AEAC-DDAEAAD92F9B.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/51222384-DE9E-4F68-93DB-8467F57FA060.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/C3FEFC51-972C-446B-8D61-F895B001B170.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>Good luck to keep them all! -</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/6B95DEF0-200A-4D70-9490-F39872A77D2C.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/signage/" rel="tag">signage</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/signs/" rel="tag">signs</a></div>http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2008/08/hilarious-signage-part-11.htmlFri, 15 Aug 2008 16:07:20 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F74FD7EE-74DC-491D-BCB0-C89C963BEBC4/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> 'Homin' in on the rest of the world I guess...?! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.reuters.com/article/televisionNews/idUSL872708020080808" title="http://www.reuters.com/article/televisionNews/idUSL872708020080808">www.reuters.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H1>Spanish shopkeeper finds Homer Simpson euro</H1></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/77BF0A3F-8318-4FBA-8F73-1AA07E801DA8.jpg" alt="Photo" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>MADRID (Reuters) - A one euro coin has turned up in Spain bearing the face of cartoon couch potato Homer Simpson instead of that of the country's king, a sweetshop owner told Reuters on Friday.</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Jose Martinez was counting the cash in his till in the city of Aviles, northern Spain, when he came across the coin where Homer's bald head, big eyes and big nose had replaced the serious features of King Juan Carlos.</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>"The coin must have been done by a professional, the work is impressive," he told Reuters.</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>The comical carver had not taken his tools to the other side of the coin displaying the map of Europe. So far, no other coins of the hapless, beer-swilling oaf have been found in circulation.</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>"I've been offered 20 euros for it," said Martinez.</P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/simpsons/" rel="tag">simpsons</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/homer+simpson/" rel="tag">homer simpson</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/usa/" rel="tag">usa</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/cartoons/" rel="tag">cartoons</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mint/" rel="tag">mint</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/coins/" rel="tag">coins</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/euro/" rel="tag">euro</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/king+juan+carlos/" rel="tag">king juan carlos</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/spain/" rel="tag">spain</a></div>http://www.reuters.com/article/televisionNews/idUSL872708020080808Mon, 11 Aug 2008 20:23:17 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/FA358123-B13E-4489-BFDA-212EEA6A62CD/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Whassamatter - cat got your tongue?! Quite literally eh??! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2127/2300002037_2c104e05f3.jpg?v=0" title="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2127/2300002037_2c104e05f3.jpg?v=0">farm3.static.flickr.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/6ED30EAE-0691-4B29-AE7E-1226C3AE6C74.jpg" alt="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2127/2300002037_2c104e05f3.jpg?v=0" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pets/" rel="tag">pets</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/image/" rel="tag">image</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/kitten/" rel="tag">kitten</a></div>http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2127/2300002037_2c104e05f3.jpg?v=0Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:50:23 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/55690FB3-125C-48A2-8302-1AC774A80A8B/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> I clipped those I liked and the ones which I came across for the first time... <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://thinkmenthink.com/50-greatest-quotes-on-men/" title="http://thinkmenthink.com/50-greatest-quotes-on-men/">thinkmenthink.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>50 Greatest Quotes on Men</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><SPAN class="huge">I never liked the men I loved and never loved the men I liked. <STRONG>~ Fanny Brice</STRONG></SPAN></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><LI><SPAN class="huge">You can tell the strength of a nation by the women behind its men.</SPAN> <STRONG>~ Benjamin Disraeli</STRONG></LI></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><LI>God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. <STRONG>~ Unknown</STRONG></LI></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><LI> It’s not the men in my life that counts, it’s the life in my men. <STRONG>~ Mae West</STRONG></LI></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><LI> Men play the game; women know the score. <STRONG>~ Roger Woddis</STRONG></LI></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><LI><SPAN id="ctl00_CPHMain_ctl02_Label2"> Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. <STRONG>~ Kin Hubbard</STRONG></SPAN></LI></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><SPAN id="ctl00_CPHMain_ctl02_Label2"> Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. <STRONG>~ Chuck Norris</STRONG></SPAN></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><LI><SPAN class="huge">The greatest truths are the simplest, and so are the greatest men.</SPAN> <STRONG>~ <SPAN class="bodybold"> Julius Charles Hare</SPAN></STRONG></LI></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><LI><SPAN class="huge">Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them.</SPAN> <STRONG>~ Marilyn Moroe</STRONG></LI></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><LI> <SPAN class="huge">Young men preen. Old men scheme.</SPAN> <STRONG>~ <SPAN class="bodybold"> Mason Cooley</SPAN></STRONG></LI></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><LI>If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. <STRONG>~ Margaret Thatcher</STRONG></LI></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><LI><SPAN class="huge">Violent men have not been known in history to die to a man. They die up to a point.</SPAN> <STRONG>~ Mohandas Gandhi</STRONG></LI></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/quotes/" rel="tag">quotes</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/authors/" rel="tag">authors</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/politicians/" rel="tag">politicians</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/poets/" rel="tag">poets</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/quotations/" rel="tag">quotations</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/women/" rel="tag">women</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/relationships/" rel="tag">relationships</a></div>http://thinkmenthink.com/50-greatest-quotes-on-men/Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:58:44 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/A47F5184-7530-4DD8-ACBE-E5471820BEC6/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> I too liked the school bus disguise - who was your winner?! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=19677&display=photoshop" title="http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=19677&display=photoshop">www.worth1000.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H1><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=19677&display=photoshop" class="color4 td"> How Do You Hide An Elephant? 4</A></H1></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>In this contest we want you to hide an elephant... yes, you heard it correctly... hide an elephant as brilliantly shown in the themepost! Of course, you're free to show them hiding in urban areas - even silly areas - as well! Surprise us!</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?image=361925&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">elephantlamp</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=283572&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">DutchPuh</A></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/0E87AF0F-2A57-4D52-B6B1-D5643A26E2BA.jpg" alt="elephantlamp" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=469018&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">school bus</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=58788&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">boofhead</A> <IMG src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/picks.gif" /> <IMG border="0" src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/winner.gif" /></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/7C027B11-DB34-4FDA-8D02-1D7B9047E295.jpg" alt="school bus" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468985&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">Can you see it</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=109242&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">MadsDK</A> <IMG src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/picks.gif" /> <IMG border="0" src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/winner2.gif" /></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/2F0EBB57-9A38-4640-873B-F58D2E21B0F8.jpg" alt="Can you see it" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468857&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">Outhouse</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=298751&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">worldtraveler666</A> <IMG src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/picks.gif" /> <IMG border="0" src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/winner3.gif" /></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/FBD9AE3E-BABB-44C9-8872-B2C2274BB5BC.jpg" alt="Outhouse" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468942&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">Louis Vuitton elephant</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=283572&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">DutchPuh</A> <IMG src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/picks.gif" /></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="creator-comments padbottom">To be able to take her new pet everywere, Paris decided to give him a wannahave fashion-item disguise.</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/60135E67-EBE1-4CC1-954F-4F0ABB3B62EB.jpg" alt="Louis Vuitton elephant" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>Where did he go?</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/4FD1DE24-07A8-4DA6-A45B-6A6FEA2949B3.jpg" alt="The Eluder" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468920&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">Elcognito</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=179154&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">podesta67</A> <IMG src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/picks.gif" /></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="creator-comments padbottom">It is believed that an elephant missing from the London Zoo could be holding up somewhere in India.</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/D1ACBB19-91F3-43DA-B5D1-96AB0C415000.jpg" alt="Elcognito" /><br /></div><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=19677&display=photoshop&page=5000" title="http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=19677&display=photoshop&page=5000">www.worth1000.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="creator-comments padbottom">This is from a real elephant transportation operation. <A href="http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/7857/elephantsourcesjr8.jpg" target="_blank">Sources</A><BR /><A href="http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/1278/pwopcskin1zs6.jpg" target="_blank">Additional source</A></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/1D068E94-370E-47C5-8352-0C03364E144B.jpg" alt="Transporation Anxiety" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468781&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">zebra zebra zebra elephant zebra</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=513016&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">Varney</A> <IMG src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/picks.gif" /></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/86930B59-B41F-485F-8F04-15C79E8BFE5F.jpg" alt="zebra zebra zebra elephant zebra" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="creator-comments padbottom">Can i go out of this stone?</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/8983CC22-4CDC-42E1-AF28-99A1CC4BFAA4.jpg" alt="Elephant statue" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468898&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">In a Bale of Hay</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=420383&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">lsgenie</A> <IMG src="http://www.worth1000.com/images/picks.gif" /></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/FE77C2E1-0C3F-451E-8B5B-7067FB3D71C9.jpg" alt="In a Bale of Hay" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468677&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">goodnight fuffy</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=511566&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">icecreammazza</A></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/1A815E5B-B05C-4236-8A9F-21A7121EDD2C.jpg" alt="goodnight fuffy" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468663&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">Camoflauge in the Amazon</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=520326&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">hotsexymommaof3</A></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/59992689-8510-4561-8A96-093A91F54A9F.jpg" alt="Camoflauge in the Amazon" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468993&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">Iced Elephant</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=457735&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">forzaom4</A></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/2977666D-F222-4C4E-AD0F-52DC854D37D3.jpg" alt="Iced Elephant" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="center"><A href="http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=468860&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">Elephant Chandelier</A> by <A href="http://www.worth1000.com/stories/stats.asp?uid=103713&display=photoshop" class="color4 td b">MarcSTLouis</A></DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/09E3C832-3881-4E22-99C5-6FD2B568C467.jpg" alt="Elephant Chandelier" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photoshop/" rel="tag">photoshop</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/elephant/" rel="tag">elephant</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/disguise/" rel="tag">disguise</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/camouflage/" rel="tag">camouflage</a></div>http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=19677&display=photoshopFri, 04 Jul 2008 10:18:51 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/A522E249-ECFC-4972-9DFB-3B884FEFE898/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Savagely clever?! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/02/tyrant-alarm-clock-dials-your-contacts-if-you-refuse-to-wake/" title="http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/02/tyrant-alarm-clock-dials-your-contacts-if-you-refuse-to-wake/">www.engadget.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><SPAN id="ppt1243448">Tyrant alarm clock dials your contacts if you refuse to wake</SPAN></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV><A href="http://www.alice-wang.com/tyrant.html"><IMG vspace="16" hspace="4" border="1" align="right" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.engadget.com/media/2008/07/7-2-08-tyrant-alarm-clock.jpg" alt="" /></A>We've seen alarm clocks institute some fairly <A href="http://www.engadget.com/2007/02/13/the-dangerbomb-alarm-clock-wake-or-go-boom/">unorthodox</A> methods of <A href="http://www.engadget.com/2007/01/26/buzzing-copter-inspired-blowfly-alarm-clock-goes-on-sale/">waking users up</A>, but this is exceptionally high on the list of "oh, no they didn'ts." Alice Wang's Tyrant, which we can only assume is a concept, actually dials a random number in one's mobile contact list for every three minutes that the sleeper doesn't address the obnoxiously loud ringing. In other words, unless you pick yourself up out of bed within ten minutes of the alarm going off, you'll have three angry friends wondering why they're getting phone calls from you <EM>everyday</EM> at O-five-hundred hours. Brilliant. Pure, sadistic, barbarous brilliance.</DIV></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/invention/" rel="tag">invention</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bizarre/" rel="tag">bizarre</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/alicewang/" rel="tag">alicewang</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/clock/" rel="tag">clock</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/concept/" rel="tag">concept</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/design/" rel="tag">design</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tyrant/" rel="tag">tyrant</a></div>http://www.engadget.com/2008/07/02/tyrant-alarm-clock-dials-your-contacts-if-you-refuse-to-wake/Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:39:18 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E774BEB1-8C3E-4B4E-924F-D300DDEE6F1C/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> You can see the entire list - I chose the ones I identified with! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2008/6/29/things-that-change-after-college.html" title="http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2008/6/29/things-that-change-after-college.html">www.misscellania.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2 class="title"> <A href="http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2008/6/29/things-that-change-after-college.html">Things That Change After College</A> </H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/68525C5F-0226-4B36-925D-7DB9043DBD37.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>1. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.   </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>4. Your fantasies of having sex with three women with lesbian tendencies are replaced by fantasies of having sex with anyone at all.   </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>8. You don't get drunk at home, to save money, before going to a club.  </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>12. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.  </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>13. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.  </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>15. You go to the pharmacy for Asprin and antacids, not Condoms and pregnancy test kits.  </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>16. A £2.50 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."  </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>17. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the music.  </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>19. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.  </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>20. You always know where you are when you wake up.  </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>23. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.  </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>24. You can remember the name of the person you wake up next to.</P></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/college/" rel="tag">college</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/campus/" rel="tag">campus</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/education/" rel="tag">education</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/girls/" rel="tag">girls</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/dating/" rel="tag">dating</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/drinking/" rel="tag">drinking</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/smoking/" rel="tag">smoking</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/music/" rel="tag">music</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sex/" rel="tag">sex</a></div>http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2008/6/29/things-that-change-after-college.htmlTue, 01 Jul 2008 08:03:47 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/DEF8DE66-7132-4DE6-AA6B-AF33CCF4A5E5/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> I guess that's the power some pictures have, if you can see such stuff, just stop complaining and go on living! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://1dak.com/other/1585/" title="http://1dak.com/other/1585/">1dak.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H1><A title="Permanent Link to Non-Stop Life" rel="bookmark" href="http://1dak.com/other/1585/">Non-Stop Life</A></H1></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/A5A6B4C9-3593-4AF3-98A4-0A0C981A2CC5.jpg" alt="nsl0.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/F48F9896-73DD-4C6D-BA96-3FEF19416498.jpg" alt="nsl1.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/9D0EEA71-5366-448D-8515-51CE446E2D4A.jpg" alt="nsl2.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/D2D5F29B-CDA5-439A-B62B-58D4FB145686.jpg" alt="nsl3.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/92B1A110-E3C0-4F2F-84CB-AE174B01E8AA.jpg" alt="nsl4.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/450CBC99-24C1-4148-A2F7-636F16ED65BF.jpg" alt="nsl5.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/8C0889EB-BA94-4EC0-B5BD-80FCAA211F67.jpg" alt="nsl6.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/CDDECA54-0A28-4A6D-A8E7-5244282CF30C.jpg" alt="nsl7.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/539B3A85-8818-4969-99FF-A30230B6F2BB.jpg" alt="nsl8.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/21EFCBF2-255D-4E23-94EC-D7613F8CD095.jpg" alt="nsl9.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/5C67EDC0-92D1-4616-81E4-DEA6BCF3019E.jpg" alt="nsl10.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/9F318DD4-6204-4992-ADA8-B92A8448B0CD.jpg" alt="nsl11.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/CEF6CE8F-D2E5-4857-BF26-7532983337D7.jpg" alt="nsl12.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/68A6E965-A780-4505-8AB9-B9C3B8189F3B.jpg" alt="nsl13.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/EB50862B-0AC0-478D-A1EE-8B3E0832FF71.jpg" alt="nsl14.jpg" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/A077AB31-5590-4385-BC79-F7BF248C582F.jpg" alt="nsl15.jpg" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pictures/" rel="tag">pictures</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/candid+camera/" rel="tag">candid camera</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/action/" rel="tag">action</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sports/" rel="tag">sports</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/adventure/" rel="tag">adventure</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/biking/" rel="tag">biking</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://1dak.com/other/1585/Fri, 27 Jun 2008 07:27:54 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/079D34CC-0EE3-479A-83C8-9264B44267B3/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> How about 'Courting Disaster'?! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.oddee.com/item_96453.aspx" title="http://www.oddee.com/item_96453.aspx">www.oddee.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H1 class="tit">12 Funniest Wedding Names</H1></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Little Gay </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/B31175DB-2794-4741-82CD-FB88F7CD6E8F.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Fillerup Standing </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/3A2A9D6E-553C-4C77-982A-DC7FD77AF5FB.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Drilling Cousin </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/832A7F35-AA63-42FB-8230-2266CBB75C7C.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Speedy Zieper </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/7627DA2C-5B39-4C9F-AAF6-F21E66D8426C.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Rump Orefice </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/8FD99CE0-07F9-49AF-9AC2-1A6C8777578C.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Partee Moore </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/E008134D-49BF-4755-A9B4-19C3F9D7CA6B.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Stoker Dailey </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/42BD9FB0-0D61-4DD3-A2B5-66F9810BD186.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Moore Bacon </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/16552EEB-DE4A-4D05-B5D2-6298349D25D9.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Hunt Kapture </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/ECE80C1C-273C-4A0B-A6D5-1485A87C1D00.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Kumon Topomi </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/A9ABE982-A63C-4A30-8F32-18A9C74D6854.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Busch Hacker </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/7A98D244-29ED-4C5E-A3E9-B743E80E0264.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV> Long Wiwi </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/028E5064-64B9-4A00-91EB-55E0C65C63B8.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/names/" rel="tag">names</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/surnames/" rel="tag">surnames</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/wedding/" rel="tag">wedding</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/marriage/" rel="tag">marriage</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/wedlock/" rel="tag">wedlock</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a></div>http://www.oddee.com/item_96453.aspxThu, 26 Jun 2008 17:12:24 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/AF4F7E8E-C5B5-41B4-AF4A-E984F56414E6/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Just can't 'LEGO'! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://gizmodo.com/tag/legotrip" title="http://gizmodo.com/tag/legotrip">gizmodo.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2 class="top"> <A class="super-permalink" title="Click here to read Lego Secret Vault Contains All Sets In History" href="http://gizmodo.com/5018990/lego-secret-vault-contains-all-sets-in-history">Lego Secret Vault Contains All Sets In History</A> </H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="video-thumb"> <A class="video-thumb-overlay super-permalink spimage" title="Lego Secret Vault Contains All Sets In History" href="http://gizmodo.com/5018990/lego-secret-vault-contains-all-sets-in-history?autoplay=true"></A> </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"> visiting Lego's Memory Lane—the <A href="http://gizmodo.com/tag/secret-vault/" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SECRET VAULT" rel="nofollow" class="autolink">secret vault</A> guarding almost <A href="http://gizmodo.com/349929/best-lego-sets-in-history/">every Lego set</A> ever manufactured—touched me in a way I didn't expect. </div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2 class="top"> <A class="super-permalink" title="Click here to read 750,000-Brick Kennedy Space Center Is the Mother of All Lego Models" href="http://gizmodo.com/5018606/750000+brick-kennedy-space-center-is-the-mother-of-all-lego-models">750,000-Brick Kennedy Space Center Is the Mother of All Lego Models</A> </H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="video-thumb"> <A class="video-thumb-overlay super-permalink spimage" title="750,000-Brick Kennedy Space Center Is the Mother of All Lego Models" href="http://gizmodo.com/5018606/750000+brick-kennedy-space-center-is-the-mother-of-all-lego-models?autoplay=true"></A> </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><B>Update: if Lego's Kennedy Space Center is the mother of all Lego models, Giz reader Florian Frischmuth has sent us his pictures of the father: the 1,300,000-brick Lego <A href="http://gizmodo.com/tag/allianz-arena/" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ALLIANZ ARENA" rel="nofollow" class="autolink">Allianz Arena</A> stadium in Munich, Germany. This titan contains a mindblowing 30,000 <A href="http://gizmodo.com/5018247/lego-employees-have-minifigs-as-business-cards-and-a-great-sense-of-humor">mini-figs</A> inside.</B></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2 class="top"> <A class="super-permalink" title="Click here to read Lego Airbus A380 Is Biggest Lego Airplane in the World" href="http://gizmodo.com/5018359/lego-airbus-a380-is-biggest-lego-airplane-in-the-world">Lego Airbus A380 Is Biggest Lego Airplane in the World</A> </H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="video-thumb"> <A class="video-thumb-overlay super-permalink spimage" title="Lego Airbus A380 Is Biggest Lego Airplane in the World" href="http://gizmodo.com/5018359/lego-airbus-a380-is-biggest-lego-airplane-in-the-world?autoplay=true"></A> </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Made at a 1:25 scale-9.5-foot long, 10.5-foot wingspan, 3.2-foot tall—the Lego A380 uses 220 pounds (100kg) of bricks. That's a mindblowing 75,000 pieces in eight colours</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2> <A class="super-permalink" title="Click here to read Lego Employees Have Minifigs as Business Cards (and a Great Sense of Humor)" href="http://gizmodo.com/5018247/lego-employees-have-minifigs-as-business-cards-and-a-great-sense-of-humor">Lego Employees Have Minifigs as Business Cards (and a Great Sense of Humor)</A> </H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="video-thumb"> <A class="video-thumb-overlay super-permalink spimage" title="Lego Employees Have Minifigs as Business Cards (and a Great Sense of Humor)" href="http://gizmodo.com/5018247/lego-employees-have-minifigs-as-business-cards-and-a-great-sense-of-humor?autoplay=true"></A> </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">the employee's business cards are Lego mini-figs, modeled after them.</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2 class="top"> <A class="super-permalink" title="Click here to read Galactic Empire Cloning Stormtroopers in Lego Factory" href="http://gizmodo.com/5017950/galactic-empire-cloning-stormtroopers-in-lego-factory">Galactic Empire Cloning Stormtroopers in Lego Factory</A> </H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="video-thumb"> <A class="video-thumb-overlay super-permalink spimage" title="Galactic Empire Cloning Stormtroopers in Lego Factory" href="http://gizmodo.com/5017950/galactic-empire-cloning-stormtroopers-in-lego-factory?autoplay=true"></A> </DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/0E4D8D5A-E5AE-4736-BB48-4A365C9F0DEB.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2> <A title="Click here to read What Do You Want to Ask LEGO?" class="super-permalink" href="http://gizmodo.com/5016984/what-do-you-want-to-ask-lego">What Do You Want to Ask LEGO?</A> </H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/2FC92F0A-9610-4224-A53E-CF7932E55BA1.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Even the Cops Are Made Out of LEGO</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/B04D575E-BE08-40D1-A4F0-113C043B40CC.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/lego/" rel="tag">lego</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/legoland/" rel="tag">legoland</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/germany/" rel="tag">germany</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/holland/" rel="tag">holland</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/hobbies/" rel="tag">hobbies</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/toys/" rel="tag">toys</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/collection/" rel="tag">collection</a></div>http://gizmodo.com/tag/legotripWed, 25 Jun 2008 05:46:03 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/8FBB47B3-4662-4051-A5E8-338D57D22242/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> To all like-minded people who grew up with MAD, and to others like me who refuse to grow up! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span 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alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Puma</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/7DB4720D-5416-4381-A465-3DC769983E19.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Apple</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/5DBCB5E6-D33E-4CA5-9434-BA32C2CBD95E.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Malibu</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/B264C5EF-C869-4D6F-B319-53DBA51ECBA3.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Ferrari</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/02FD7892-2300-426A-B9B0-8A8457545507.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Mazda</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/AD215BC3-F01D-40CA-B301-F93CE28EEA15.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Disney</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/A9191B08-5877-4D74-B147-A37B14654310.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>UAZ</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/B006D95E-F04F-47C9-9B9E-2FC1FB43A00F.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Adobe Acrobat</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/CC8BA9FB-38F0-455E-B128-36358E09912D.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>Nestle</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/1CEDAB88-BF1C-4516-AAF5-264546C711AB.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/logos/" rel="tag">logos</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/branding/" rel="tag">branding</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/trademarks/" rel="tag">trademarks</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mnc/" rel="tag">mnc</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/multinationals/" rel="tag">multinationals</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/computers/" rel="tag">computers</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/software/" rel="tag">software</a></div>http://www.wallout.com/new_meaningful_life_famous_logosMon, 16 Jun 2008 11:27:18 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/851FF081-E524-472C-BAF0-D1D51D5BF4A4/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/hitchhiker08/">hitchhiker08</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> Vicious 'cycle' of life! <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://fabulously40.com/article/2313/Taking-A-Woman-To-Bed/" title="http://fabulously40.com/article/2313/Taking-A-Woman-To-Bed/">fabulously40.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3 class="reset">Taking A Woman To Bed</H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><EM> What is the difference between girls/women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ? </EM></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3> <STRONG> At 8 </STRONG> —You take her to bed and tell her a story. </H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG alt="" src="http://media.fabulously40.com/images/diggwoman1.gif" /> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3> <STRONG> At 18 </STRONG> —You tell her a story and take her to bed. </H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG alt="" src="http://media.fabulously40.com/images/diggwoman2.gif" /> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3> <STRONG> At 28 </STRONG> —You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.<BR /> <IMG alt="" src="http://media.fabulously40.com/images/diggwoman3.gif" /> </H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3> <STRONG> At 38 </STRONG> —She tells you a story and takes you to bed. </H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3> <STRONG> At 48 </STRONG> —She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. </H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG alt="" src="http://media.fabulously40.com/images/diggwoman6.gif" /> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3> <STRONG> At 58 </STRONG> —You stay in bed to avoid her story. </H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG alt="" src="http://media.fabulously40.com/images/diggwoman7.gif" /> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3> <STRONG> At 68 </STRONG> —If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story! </H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <IMG alt="" src="http://media.fabulously40.com/images/diggwoman8.gif" /> </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H3> <STRONG> At 78 </STRONG> —What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you? </H3></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/hitchhiker08/512/020EC7A8-E2FB-47A2-B9B9-AFD148E62ADF.jpg" alt="" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag">humor</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/ageing/" rel="tag">ageing</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/relationships/" rel="tag">relationships</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/man/" rel="tag">man</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/woman/" rel="tag">woman</a></div>http://fabulously40.com/article/2313/Taking-A-Woman-To-Bed/Tue, 03 Jun 2008 06:53:24 GMT