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Bananas and Monkeys

Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:26:45 GMT

clipped by: gwydas
clipper's remarks: There's more, read teh rest!!

Bananas and Monkeys

Start with a cage containing five monkeys.

Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.

After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Versitile Vinegar

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:34:24 GMT

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Clip Source: www.physorg.com

VINEGAR'S HOUSEHOLD USES

-- Deodorize kitchen drain: Pour a cup of distilled white vinegar down the drain once a week. Let stand 30 minutes, then flush with cold water.

-- Remove refrigerator smells: Place 1 cup apple cider vinegar in a glass in refrigerator.

-- Remove carpet stains: A mixture of 1 teaspoon of liquid detergent and 1 teaspoon of distilled white vinegar in a pint of lukewarm water removes non-oily stains. Apply with soft brush or towel, rub gently. Rinse with towel moistened with clean water and blot dry. Repeat until stain is gone. Dry quickly, using a fan or hair dryer.

-- Wash fruits and vegetables: Add 2 tablespoons distilled white vinegar to 1 pint water. Rise off thoroughly.

-- Remove bathtub film: Wipe with distilled white vinegar and then with baking soda. Rinse clean with water.

-- Clean the microwave: Boil a solution of ¼ cup of distilled white vinegar and 1 cup of water in the microwave. Will loosen splattered-on food and deodorize.

M.A.S.H. (not the TV show! lol)

Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:09:15 GMT

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Clip Source: www.wikihow.com

How to Play M.A.S.H

Do you remember gathering around with your group of friends in elementary school and playing fortune games, like ouija and the cootie catcher? Here's another old-school fortune game to reminisce upon, or to teach to your kids (if they don't know it already) and impress them with your teen savvy!

[edit] Steps

Choose your categories Basic M.A.S.H. consists of only four categories: people you're going to marry, the number of kids you'll have, the car you will own, and your home.

My Awesome Halloween Party Video!

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:29:24 GMT

clipped by: gwydas
clipper's remarks: It gets really good just over half way in. (When monster mash starts)

Clip Source: youtube.com

[Video]

My brother-in-law's Halloween Party!
The music is Wierd Al's "Slime Creatures" and "The Monster Mash" There's some awesome dancing and fun times. Enjoy!

Tags: costume, costumes, dance, dancing, fun, girls, halloween, makeup, monster mash, party

Mustache, Anyone?

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:33:32 GMT

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Clip Source: mustachesofthenineteenthcentury.blogspot.com

Adversus Barba

Take, for example, this fine chap. Covered by a scruffy beard, there would be no way to admire the rugged fissure in his chin formed from the incomplete fusion of the left and right halves of the jaw. For the sake of a few chin whiskers, the cleft would be lost.

Tags: mustache, face, picture, photo, old, nineteenth century, fancy

Vote Bush

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:40:16 GMT

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clipper's remarks: I voted for impeachment!

Clip Source: www.msnbc.msn.com

Live Vote

	Do you believe President Bush's actions justify impeachment?

		Yes, between the secret spying, the deceptions leading to war and more, there is plenty to justify putting him on trial.

		No, like any president, he has made a few missteps, but nothing approaching "high crimes and misdemeanors."

		No, the man has done absolutely nothing wrong. Impeachment would just be a political lynching.

		I don't know.

	Vote to see results

Live Vote

	Do you believe President Bush's actions justify impeachment? * 546886 responses

	Yes, between the secret spying, the deceptions leading to war and more, there is plenty to justify putting him on trial. 89%

	No, like any president, he has made a few missteps, but nothing approaching "high crimes and misdemeanors." 4.2%

	No, the man has done absolutely nothing wrong. Impeachment would just be a political lynching. 5.2%

	I don't know. 1.9%
Not a scientific survey. Click to learn more. Results may not total 100% due to rounding.

Tags: bush, president, vote, poll, impeach, impeachment

Similarities

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 17:36:18 GMT

clipped by: gwydas

Clip Source: www.jordanmaxwell.com

The Gashlycrumb Tinies

Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:27:31 GMT

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Clip Source: www.admetam.org

Tags: tiny, kids, death, morbid, morbidly, child, children, kid

Subway Cheese

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 19:45:55 GMT

clipped by: gwydas

Clip Source: www.lefthandedtoons.com

Tags: subway, cheese, food, restaurant, triangles, eating, sandwich making

Bad Fashion Epidemic

Wed, 29 Aug 2007 22:03:45 GMT

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Clip Source: www.cbsnews.com

If schools or restaurants want to ban certain clothing, that's fine. In fact, I'm all for that. But banning particular clothing in public seems over the line. And please don't write me to say that if smoking can be banned from public places, why can't certain ways of dress be banned, too? As far as I know, there have been no cases of getting cancer from "second-hand baggy pants."

I have no idea if there is any connection between dressing like a "gangsta" and getting in trouble, as the councilman apparently feels or fears. However, if parents don't want their kids to dress like this, they can just say, "no." If a kid shows up to school dressed inappropriately, let's not blame hip-hop stars. Let's blame the adults that let them walk out of the house that way.

All the concerned adults have to do is to start dressing this way themselves. Once kids see older people wearing these clothes, they'll stop wearing them.

Tags: cloths, law, clothing, fashion, style, baggy pants, baggy, sportsbra

Liquid Kiss

Wed, 29 Aug 2007 16:15:31 GMT

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Clip Source: www.myconfinedspace.com

Tags: coffee, art, liquid, kissing, kiss, cups

Free yourself from the man!

Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:40:12 GMT

clipped by: gwydas
clipper's remarks: ROFL - I don't speak much spanish, but I think that pictures truly are worth 1000 words. lol

Clip Source: www.drasolt.com

Tags: cartoon, free, the man, office, fun, funny

Babies are not recyleable

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 18:05:32 GMT

clipped by: gwydas

Clip Source: www.xmarkjenkinsx.com

Tags: recycle, babies, baby, garbage, street art, art, tape, packing tape

Train your dog! Minutes a day! LOL

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 16:51:06 GMT

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clipper's remarks: This is the best dog training facility on the east coast!

Clip Source: www.dogwoodagility.com

Located in beautiful central Ohio, just north of Columbus, Dogwood Training Center offers wonderful training opportunities for you and your dog! The rural setting, both indoor and outdoor rings, and a fence surrounding the 10 acre property provide a safe and relaxing atmosphere.

While a major focus is on Agility, Dogwood also offers classes in Obedience and Flyball.

Weekly classes offer ongoing training opportunities in all levels of Agility, from “Introduction to Agility” to “Competition” classes. Regardless of whether you want to do Agility at the competitive level or just want to have fun with your dog, we have a class for you!

Looking for Obedience training or basic pet training? Again, Dogwood can help. Obedience classes are offered at Dogwood by Dawn Birt of PawsitivelyCanine. Click here for more info.

Flyball anyone?? Click here for more info about our New Beginning Flyball classes.

Affordable and Fun, Dogwood’s Agility Camps offer you and your dog(s) a summer vacation like no other!

Tags: dog, dogs, doggy, training, training center, fun, agility, obedience, dogwood, camps

Flight

Mon, 16 Jul 2007 19:44:15 GMT

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Clip Source: www.jenwang.net

Tags: flight, dance, dancer, flight attendant, attendant, routine, airplane, travel