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			&lt;IMG width="45" height="60" border="0" align="right" src="http://www.tunasafe.com/images/lavribbon.gif" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;TD align="center"&gt;
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	&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/thong/" rel="tag"&gt;thong&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tuna/" rel="tag"&gt;tuna&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.tunasafe.com/index.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2007 21:40:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Take the Political Quiz</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/2F111687-8178-46DC-B7B1-A1E95F8A81A2/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/firstbiggestmost/"&gt;firstbiggestmost&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html" title="http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html"&gt;www.theadvocates.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center" class="ttl"&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT size="6" face="Arial" color="#00659c"&gt;
&lt;BR /&gt;
World's Smallest Political Quiz&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;Take the Quiz now and find out where &lt;I&gt;&lt;B&gt;you&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/I&gt;
fit on the political map!&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FORM name="FrontPage_Form1" language="JavaScript" method="post" action="http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz-score/quiz.php"&gt;
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      &lt;P align="center" class="txt"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;(Choose &lt;B&gt;A &lt;/B&gt;if you agree, &lt;B&gt;M &lt;/B&gt;for
      Maybe, &lt;B&gt;D &lt;/B&gt;if you disagree.)&lt;BR /&gt;
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      &lt;P class="txt"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;&lt;B&gt;M&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
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      &lt;P class="txt"&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;D&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
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      &lt;P class="txt"&gt; &lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;Government should not censor speech, press, media or
      Internet&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
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      &lt;P class="txt"&gt; &lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;Military service should be voluntary. There should be no
      draft&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
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&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;There should be no laws regarding sex for consenting adults&lt;BR /&gt;
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&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;Repeal laws prohibiting adult possession and use of drugs&lt;BR /&gt;
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&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;There should be no National ID card&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
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      &lt;P class="txt"&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT size="3" face="Arial" color="#ffffff"&gt;Economic Issues&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
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      &lt;P align="center" class="txt"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;(Choose &lt;B&gt;A &lt;/B&gt;if you agree, &lt;B&gt;M &lt;/B&gt;for
      Maybe, &lt;B&gt;D &lt;/B&gt;if you disagree.)&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
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      &lt;P class="txt"&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;A&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
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      &lt;P class="txt"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;&lt;B&gt;M&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
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      &lt;P class="txt"&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;D&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
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&lt;FONT face="Arial"&gt;End "corporate welfare." No government handouts to business&lt;BR /&gt;
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    &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/FORM&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/politics/" rel="tag"&gt;politics&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/quiz/" rel="tag"&gt;quiz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.theadvocates.org/quiz.html</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 21:39:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>PHOTO of boat with eight outboard motors !!!!!!!!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/6D52E697-57D3-4276-96F3-00EEDBA36D41/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/firstbiggestmost/"&gt;firstbiggestmost&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.snopes.com/photos/boats/drugrunner.asp" title="http://www.snopes.com/photos/boats/drugrunner.asp"&gt;www.snopes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="6" face="Trebuchet MS,Bookman Old Style,Arial" color="#75b570"&gt;Drug-Running Boat&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial" color="#2d8f26"&gt;&lt;B&gt;Claim:&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;   Photograph shows a boat with eight outboard motors manufactured for &lt;NOBR&gt;drug-running.&lt;/NOBR&gt;
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;How about a 2,000 HP, Outboard Inflatable !!!! 
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This thing belts across the English channel 3 times per week and was just a blur on the radar of the British coast guard.
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They were so blown away by the speed of the thing that they brought in a specialized chopper to catch it
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/firstbiggestmost/512/86E488EB-88CF-4506-94A0-266D773B1A43.jpg" alt="Click to enlarge" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/drugs/" rel="tag"&gt;drugs&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/boats/" rel="tag"&gt;boats&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/photo/" rel="tag"&gt;photo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.snopes.com/photos/boats/drugrunner.asp</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 21:47:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Halliburton a National Disgrace</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F2394B56-B007-4D07-B1B0-88A37375B874/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/firstbiggestmost/"&gt;firstbiggestmost&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  An interesting article on one the govts. favorite corporations.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.commondreams.org/headlines07/0314-08.htm" title="http://www.commondreams.org/headlines07/0314-08.htm"&gt;www.commondreams.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="5" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"&gt;&lt;B&gt;Halliburton: From Bush's Favorite to a National Disgrace&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;FONT size="3"&gt;It is a symbol of American cronyism, the beneficiary of lucrative Iraq contracts thanks to its relationship with Dick Cheney. Now Halliburton is relocating to Dubai - and US politicians are outraged.&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;/FONT&gt; &lt;/B&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/halliburton/" rel="tag"&gt;halliburton&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/news/" rel="tag"&gt;news&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/iraq/" rel="tag"&gt;iraq&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.commondreams.org/headlines07/0314-08.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2007 01:09:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Crazy Mustaches!!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C0EAED42-1767-4366-9372-B19A048F77C3/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/firstbiggestmost/"&gt;firstbiggestmost&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/03/photogalleries/beardgames/index.html" title="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/03/photogalleries/beardgames/index.html"&gt;news.nationalgeographic.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/firstbiggestmost/512/B04F095C-6742-44F3-88F2-3410BB0D8B9D.jpg" alt="Imperial and Freestyle Mustache Powerhouse Jürgen Burkhardt" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/firstbiggestmost/512/04E35D93-8258-4A19-BA59-FA747622E46F.jpg" alt="Jürgen Burkhardt, Former Imperial Mustache European Champion" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/firstbiggestmost/512/636C6907-73C3-4849-890A-58DC70D7D8C0.jpg" alt="2004 Dalí Mustache European Champion Joachim Ott" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/firstbiggestmost/512/B8B0150B-D9B5-4A2B-B003-99F5D67222AC.jpg" alt="Natural Mustache: Swabian Beard Club President Markus Bross" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/firstbiggestmost/512/2465D9BE-EE96-45D2-BC48-AC8E2C5C4C14.jpg" alt="Imperial and Freestyle Mustache Powerhouse Jürgen Burkhardt" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mustache/" rel="tag"&gt;mustache&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/03/photogalleries/beardgames/index.html</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:08:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Test your brain...</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/1503500E-B2E3-4A27-85CB-0D010522A82E/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/firstbiggestmost/"&gt;firstbiggestmost&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I scored an 8 .....&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/images/icons/smilies/happy.gif?r=2" style="margin-bottom: -4px;" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.mikescomputerinfo.com/inteltest.htm" title="http://www.mikescomputerinfo.com/inteltest.htm"&gt;www.mikescomputerinfo.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD bgcolor="red"&gt;&lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color="#33cc00"&gt;How smart are you really&lt;/FONT&gt;
            &lt;FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color="#006633"&gt;?&lt;/FONT&gt;
            &lt;FONT color="#000000"&gt;This Test has been used for over 50 years and has pretty much done
			it with great accuracy. If you don't score high, remember, you can always improve. It has been said Bill Gates
			once took this test and scored a 3 on it. Share your score with friends! Good Luck!&lt;/FONT&gt;
&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/test/" rel="tag"&gt;test&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/intelligence/" rel="tag"&gt;intelligence&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.mikescomputerinfo.com/inteltest.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:27:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bush Loves Ecology -- At Home</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/73976025-E524-4D95-94AF-B87DB5C8953C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/firstbiggestmost/"&gt;firstbiggestmost&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.commondreams.org/views01/0429-03.htm" title="http://www.commondreams.org/views01/0429-03.htm"&gt;www.commondreams.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif"&gt;

The 4,000-square-foot house is a model of environmental rectitude.

&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif"&gt;   How does the President reconcile an eco-friendly abode for his own family

with his persistent stand against anything that smacks of an environmentally

friendly agenda for the nation as a whole? The answer to that perplexing

question is a real mystery.

&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif"&gt;   In a USA Today interview, Heymann said, "There's a great grove of oak trees

to the west that protects it from the late afternoon sun. Then there is a view

out to the north looking at hills, and to the east out over a lake, and the

view to the south . . . out to beautiful hills."

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&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif"&gt;   I suppose in George W.'s architectural world only the rich and powerful

have views; vistas that the public owns as part of its shared heritage are up

for lease and sale.

&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/bush/" rel="tag"&gt;bush&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/hypocrisy/" rel="tag"&gt;hypocrisy&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/environment/" rel="tag"&gt;environment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.commondreams.org/views01/0429-03.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 01:37:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> 	I Ain't 'Fraid Of No Ghost</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/CBC41CF5-D8E8-4266-83EC-C6C2B2239EEE/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/firstbiggestmost/"&gt;firstbiggestmost&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://jokes.comedycentral.com/random_joke.aspx?joke_id=6322" title="http://jokes.comedycentral.com/random_joke.aspx?joke_id=6322"&gt;jokes.comedycentral.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
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                                                    A very sick man is in the hospital, and on many drugs which give him bowel problems. After many false alarms, he accidentally craps himself. 
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Very embarrassed, he balls up the sheets and throws them out the window, where a drunk is staggering on the way home. The drunk starts flailing at the sheets, throwing his arms around wildly. A security officer runs over, hearing the commotion.
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"What's going on here?"
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"I don't know, officer. But I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."
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					            &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/jokes/" rel="tag"&gt;jokes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://jokes.comedycentral.com/random_joke.aspx?joke_id=6322</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 26 Feb 2007 23:25:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Get out of jail free!</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/A9384FD0-933A-487F-BE03-9D7163BF4B53/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/firstbiggestmost/"&gt;firstbiggestmost&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  The Washington Times OpEd link is worth reading. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.firesociety.com/article/10796/David-Snipe-Case--U.S-rewarded-Illegal-Alien-for-testimony/?src=103" title="http://www.firesociety.com/article/10796/David-Snipe-Case--U.S-rewarded-Illegal-Alien-for-testimony/?src=103"&gt;www.firesociety.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Yesterday's Washington Times had an article that got my blood boiling. See what you think about it . A former border patrol agent David Sipe was aquitted on January 26 of using excessive force and causing bodily injury to Mexican national Jose Guevara.He was originally convicted and fired in 2001 for the incident that occured in 2000.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.washtimes.com/op-ed/20070220-091154-8681r.htm" set="yes"&gt;Washington Times OpEd&lt;/A&gt; &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/firstbiggestmost/512/73036D73-FC7A-4866-BC10-7ECCD9F46F91.jpg" alt="[article image]" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/border+agents/" rel="tag"&gt;border agents&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/immigration/" rel="tag"&gt;immigration&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.firesociety.com/article/10796/David-Snipe-Case--U.S-rewarded-Illegal-Alien-for-testimony/?src=103</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 25 Feb 2007 23:08:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Border Security Actually Works</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/C2C3AFDF-71D1-4C32-8155-DCA576705996/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/firstbiggestmost/"&gt;firstbiggestmost&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://newsbusters.org/node/10970" title="http://newsbusters.org/node/10970"&gt;newsbusters.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2 class="page-title"&gt;A NY Times Surprise: Tougher Border Security Actually Works&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;The New York Times surprised on Wednesday with a front-page article by James McKinley Jr. suggesting that tougher border security in the form of new barriers and more guards was actually reducing illegal immigration along the Mexican border ("&lt;A  href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/world/americas/21border.html?pagewanted="&gt;Tougher Tactics &lt;/A&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/21/world/americas/21border.html?pagewanted="&gt;Deter Migrants At U.S. Border&lt;/A&gt;").&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;"The only available barometer of the decline is how many migrants are caught. In the last four months, the number has dropped 27 percent compared with the same period last year, the biggest drop since a crackdown immediately after 9/11. In two sections around Yuma and near Del Rio, Tex., the numbers have fallen by nearly two-thirds, Homeland Security officials say."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;"Border Patrol commanders say they see no explanation for the drop-off across the entire 2,000-mile border other than stiffer enforcement deterring migrants. &lt;STRONG&gt;The slackening flow, they argue, belies the conventional wisdom that it is impossible to stem illegal migration. Many veteran officers in the force are now beginning to believe it can be controlled with enough resources&lt;/STRONG&gt;.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;"The federal government has also begun punishing migrants with prison time from the first time they enter illegally in some areas. For instance, along the 210 miles of border covered by the Del Rio office of the Border Patrol, everyone caught crossing illegally is charged in federal court and, if convicted, sentenced to at least two weeks in prison. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/illegal+immigration/" rel="tag"&gt;illegal immigration&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/border+security%3bhomeland+security/" rel="tag"&gt;border security;homeland security&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://newsbusters.org/node/10970</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 22:12:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Cancer in the USA</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/793A1AE9-68F9-4E83-93FD-F890E60A3884/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/firstbiggestmost/"&gt;firstbiggestmost&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Interesting article. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.firesociety.com/article/10585/A-cancer-killing-America/?src=103" title="http://www.firesociety.com/article/10585/A-cancer-killing-America/?src=103"&gt;www.firesociety.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;A cancer killing America&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Leading Latino groups actively promote the right to immigrate to America and even “reconquista” of lands lost to the U.S.--and President Bush is fueling the fires. This excerpt from Grassfire's booklet, "&lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.grassfire.org/12042/offer.asp" set="yes"&gt;&lt;FONT color="%23000000"&gt;The Truth About The Illegal Invasion&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/A&gt;," exposes the Latino reconquista agenda.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;The open borders agenda extends to south of our border as well. The movement is called “reconquista,” the belief that much of the west and southwest United States — a mythical nation called “Aztlan” (pronounced Ahz-LAHN) — rightfully belongs to Mexico.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;This is not a fringe movement. Groups like MEChA and The Council of La Raza, or “the Race” (one of the most respected Latino groups in the nation) supports reconquista and the Aztlan movement. These groups led the protests in the Spring of 2006 that saw hundreds of thousands of illegals march in our streets demanding citizenship. The slogan of this movement? “Por La Raza todo. Fuera de La Raza nada,” which means, “For the race everything. Outside the race nothing.”&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;This is racial politics at its worst, and our tax dollars are funding it to the tune of millions of dollars. For example, according to Congressman Charlie Norwood (R-GA), La Raza received over $15 million in federal grants, much of that directed to funding “charter” public schools that teach the reconquista message. Coincidentally, one of Grassfire.org's “&lt;A target="_blank" href="http://www.grassfire.org/7042/offer.asp" set="yes"&gt;&lt;FONT color="%23000000"&gt;Stop The Invasion” billboards&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/A&gt; was located just a few hundred yards from one such school funded by La Raza, the Aztlan Academy in Tucson, Arizona. By the way, our Attorney General is also a member of the Council of La Raza.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/illegal+immigration/" rel="tag"&gt;illegal immigration&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/open+borders/" rel="tag"&gt;open borders&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.firesociety.com/article/10585/A-cancer-killing-America/?src=103</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 21:32:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>American Indian Family Speaks Out ......</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/6FC4C8F2-0778-47C7-A536-1BEBFBE79903/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/firstbiggestmost/"&gt;firstbiggestmost&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Quite the rant. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.firesociety.com/article/10563/American-Indian-Family-Speaks-Out-Against-Illegal-Aliens---Part-1/?src=103" title="http://www.firesociety.com/article/10563/American-Indian-Family-Speaks-Out-Against-Illegal-Aliens---Part-1/?src=103"&gt;www.firesociety.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;American Indian Family Speaks Out Against Illegal Aliens - Part 1&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="arial%2Chelvetica%2Csans-serif"&gt;My family and I watched Lou Dobbs’ town hall meeting in San Antonio, Texas. As American Indians, We were outraged by the illegal alien spokespeople trying to highjack the Red Race. &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;We, as a nation, can no longer afford to sit back and let illegal aliens take our country, our way of life, our future or our children’s future. All American Citizens and legal immigrants who love America need to join forces and fight this terrorist invasion.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.firesociety.com/article/10159/" set="yes"&gt;Click here for Part 2.&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/illegal+aliens/" rel="tag"&gt;illegal aliens&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/native+americians/" rel="tag"&gt;native americians&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/rants/" rel="tag"&gt;rants&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.firesociety.com/article/10563/American-Indian-Family-Speaks-Out-Against-Illegal-Aliens---Part-1/?src=103</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 21:27:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>PBS and NPR should not be given OUR taxes </title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/8F8B6845-CB8F-45C4-A50A-D1DC08681E7F/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/firstbiggestmost/"&gt;firstbiggestmost&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.firesociety.com/article/10701/PBS-and-NPR-should-not-be-given-OUR-taxes-for-Funding/?src=103" title="http://www.firesociety.com/article/10701/PBS-and-NPR-should-not-be-given-OUR-taxes-for-Funding/?src=103"&gt;www.firesociety.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;PBS and NPR should not be given OUR taxes for Funding&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Background:&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;Every other non-profit broadcaster (which is what PBS and NPR are) has to raise their own funds, not go to the government to get hundreds of millions of dollars to operate. Congress is being persuaded to allow PBS and NPR to be funded by our taxes. PBS has &lt;A href="http://www.pbs.org/aboutpbs/pbsfoundation/" set="yes"&gt;other funding already&lt;/A&gt; available to them at and the same &lt;A href="http://www.npr.org/about/privatesupport.html" set="yes"&gt;holds true for NPR&lt;/A&gt;. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;We need to counter what MoveOn.org has done. They have gathered more than 370,000 names on their petition to send to Congress demanding that PBS and NPR be funded permanently with&lt;EM&gt; your &lt;/EM&gt;tax dollars.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pbs/" rel="tag"&gt;pbs&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/npr/" rel="tag"&gt;npr&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/tax/" rel="tag"&gt;tax&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.firesociety.com/article/10701/PBS-and-NPR-should-not-be-given-OUR-taxes-for-Funding/?src=103</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 21:18:44 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>