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yes please

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 18:22:07 GMT

clipped by: fairyking09
clipper's remarks: where can i buy one

What should be done, then, about boom-box cars? Only a few days ago the car I was a passenger in was trapped just behind a 4x4 boom-box car in a traffic jam. The bass notes of the witless hip-hop anthem it was transmitting along with its emissions hit me repeatedly in the stomach. When I was young I might have walked up and said something to them and got hit in the stomach for real. As things were, I sat there planning the technology to retaliate.

Boom chick-a-BOOM

It needs to be introduced into the boom-box car at the point of manufacture. There will be set levels of volume and duration so that the prospective purchaser and his dreadful friends can briefly get the stimulus they find necessary to life, but at anything beyond those levels the air conditioning system will instantly lower the temperature by 150C. Suddenly they'll be sitting there in a block of ice, silent for the first time in their benighted lives.

Tags: car, music, ice, sound, 4 by 4, technology, passenger, friends

so true

Wed, 11 Jul 2007 18:18:33 GMT

clipped by: fairyking09

Clip Source: www.dysan.net

It's tough to be a Man

If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert. If you don't, you're gay.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.

If she has a head ache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

Tags: men, women, sex, pay, home, flowers, wimp, gay, pervert, love

taking the pee

Wed, 11 Jul 2007 18:00:34 GMT

clipped by: fairyking09
clipper's remarks: what a way to get people back to work

Clip Source: www.dysan.net

Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me.

I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit.

In order to get that paycheck--I am required to pass a random urine test,

which I have no problem with.

What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who

don't have to pass a urine test.

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check, because I

have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their

feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sit on their butt.

Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass
a urine test to get a public assistance check.

Tags: work, paycheck, taxes, goverment, check

Tattoo Artist - Work By Shad AMAZING STUFF

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 20:11:56 GMT

clipped by: BartendingBear
clipper's remarks: I'm confident Thorne will enjoy these if she hasn't seen them already.

Clip Source: www.linkinn.com

After having followed courses in a school of Art of Brussels
and having made a specialization in painting of letter, Shad
began his life of artist with graffitis. His first exhibition which
took place in the private gallery School of Art "Sainte Marie",
was based on the topic "Aerosol Art".
Shad was only 17!
At this time, he initiates with technique of aerographer and
makes mural frescos, and tee-shirts. He studies the various
techniques of painting and moves to tattoos... the expression

of his art will be expressed on an alive fabric... the skin!

Tags: tattoo, art

justice

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:52:48 GMT

clipped by: fairyking09
clipper's remarks: about time justice was served

Clip Source: www.digitaldreamdoor.com

This Smells Odd

When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home
parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he
bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find an
ill man curled up next to a motor home trying to steal
gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home's
sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle
declined to press charges, saying that it was the best
laugh he'd ever had.

Tags: man, seattle, gasoline, sewage, ill, police

funny

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:48:23 GMT

clipped by: fairyking09
clipper's remarks: so if i call the the wife a pig she can take it as a complement an not send me to indonesia mmm

Clip Source: www.stunning-stuff.com

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.

Tags: men, death, indonesia, cheating

have to get the wife a good romance book

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:45:14 GMT

clipped by: fairyking09
clipper's remarks: so you give the wife the book then you fall asleep an she happy.

Clip Source: www.stunning-stuff.com

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!

Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.

Tags: women, sex, sleep, read, books.

come to liverpool

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:41:06 GMT

clipped by: fairyking09
clipper's remarks: wish i knew where they worked

Clip Source: www.stunning-stuff.com

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.

Tags: women, topless, fish, petstores, england, liverpool

boy with bottle

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:09:21 GMT

clipped by: fairyking09
clipper's remarks: david an golith a modern version

Clip Source: www.funpicsfree.com

Tags: boy, tanks, war, soldiers, stones

kids speak from the heart

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:06:23 GMT

clipped by: fairyking09
clipper's remarks: lol

Clip Source: www.funpicsfree.com

Tags: kids, funny, fat, mum

could be true

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:04:09 GMT

clipped by: fairyking09
clipper's remarks: think i will get the kids 1 each

Clip Source: www.funpicsfree.com

Tags: rockets, soldiers, army, kids, guns.jobs

what you dont want to see with a hangover

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 17:59:40 GMT

clipped by: fairyking09
clipper's remarks: looks like a few of the men i work with lol

Clip Source: www.vizu.com

Creepy Guy

Tags: guy, men, creepy, funny

Goodbye, Mom

Fri, 06 Jul 2007 01:28:15 GMT

clipped by: gingembre
clipper's remarks: Hope this touches you the way it touched me!

Let no good deed go unpunished.

Clip Source: gingembresplace.blogspot.com

Hope this touches you the way it touched me!

GOODBYE, MOM

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore, she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."

The little old lady waved, and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

"How come so much ... I only bought 5 items.."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd be paying for her things, too."

Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!

Tags: mom, mothers, sons, humor, funny

cooking

Thu, 05 Jul 2007 17:53:57 GMT

clipped by: fairyking09
clipper's remarks: she should have a prize for being so calm about it

Clip Source: news.bbc.co.uk

Woman runner-up in one-horse race

A grandmother won second prize in a cake-baking contest at a fete, only to discover she was the only entrant.

But she was left shocked when a friend revealed to her that she was the only person to take part.

The contest was organised by the Wimblington Sports Committee and judges marked down the cake because it had indentations from the oven rack.

Jenny Brown, 62, entered her Victoria Sponge into the competition and was initially pleased to have come second.

Tags: baking, cooking

death our choice

Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:12:20 GMT

clipped by: fairyking09
clipper's remarks: please let me go in peace

Clip Source: boards.virginmedia.com

Under regulations currently passing through parliament, patients will be able to give a family member or friend the right to end their lives if they become desperately ill, by instructing doctors to withdraw "life-sustaining treatment". Campaigners claim the new extended powers of attorney amount to euthanasia.

Tags: death