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RE-building a Bio-ElectroStatic Generator

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 18:23:54 GMT

clipped by: dzeller
clipper's remarks: As promised, the URL for making that shocker.

Clip Source: phrets.com

ELECTRi-FRiED II

RE-building a Bio-ElectroStatic Generator

Materials Needed:

12VDC Negative Ion Generator
Model SBH-9VAS: enclosed 9v battery holder w/switch
9 volt battery or several A23 12V batterys
1 Reed Switch
Medium sized Neo-Dymium Magnet
Velstretch Velstraps or Velcro One Wrap
Heat Shrink Tubing or Electrical Tape
Metal clip of some kind
Soldering iron, solder, and a modicum of soldering skill

Tags: electrostatic, electronics, gags, high voltage

12VDC (15kV Output) Negative Ion Generator

Wed, 29 Nov 2006 18:18:46 GMT

clipped by: dzeller

Clip Source: www.goldmine-elec-products.com

12VDC (15kV Output) Negative Ion Generator

Item Number : G9695

Unit Price: $12.95

Special Pricing
Buy 2 for $12.50 each

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Detailed Description

Compact negative Ion generator cleans air of impurities and provides a fountain of fresh air. Negative ions are produced during a thunderstorm and these are the same type that this 2 1/4" x 15/8" x 7/8" module produces. Operates from 12VDC (can even operate from a 9V battery at slightly reduced output). Simple to use, just connect 12VDC to the red and black power input leads and a tremendous quantity of negative ions will be emitted by the needle assembly shown. Output is 15kV. These are brand new factory fresh prime units perfect for homes, cars, offices, etc.
G9695

Please use extreme caution when working with this and do not purchase this if you are not knowledgeable of high voltage safety precautions.

Tags: electric, ion

Reasons For Britney Spears' Divorce

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 18:45:28 GMT

clipped by: dzeller

Clip Source: www.theonion.com

Last week, Britney Spears announced plans to divorce husband Kevin Federline. Here are the reasons the couple decided to split:

Passionate fire flickered out during burping contest
Writing team producing next album needed more material
Federline kept eating last Zinger in freezer without replacing it
Ran out of things to talk about
Stud contract required Federline be returned to breeder after second successful siring
Decision made by write-in vote for Kids' Choice Awards
Federline's late nights at the office became too much of a strain
Kevin was being all jerky and Britney was all like, "Get out. Jeez!"

Tags: britney, spears, keven, federline, divorce, couples

Dead Guy

Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:06:09 GMT

clipped by: dzeller
clipper's remarks: One way to save on paperwork.

Clip Source: www.unitedmedia.com

Tags: dilbert, cartoon, geek, drawing

Sixty-nine Piece Pro Lock Pick Kit with Metal Handles

Thu, 09 Nov 2006 14:54:11 GMT

clipped by: dzeller

Clip Source: www.lockpickshop.com

*IMPROVED* The biggest improvement ever in a large set, our new MPXS-62 has no duplication of picks, and offers the greatest versatility ever in opening pin tumbler locks.

Do you need a lock pick set that has EVERYTHING and then some? The MPXS-62 is the best we have to offer.

Open the luggage quality zippered leather case and you'll find the finest lock picks made.
Our MPXS-62 lock pick set includes twelve US picks with metal handles, fourteen US standard picks, fifteen Euro/Slim Line picks with metal handles, fifteen Euro/Slim Line standard picks, five warded picks, and eight tension tools...for a total of 69 pieces! This is an extremely impressive array of lockpicks -hooks, diamonds, balls, rakes and broken key extractors manufactured of tempered stainless steel and features our rivetless stainless steel handles that provide maximum picking comfort. Our 69 piece lock pick set is designed for the long haul!

The MPXS-62 is the BIGGEST, BADDEST lock pick set in the store!

Tags: lock, picking, keys, lock pick, locksmith

Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 16:00:03 GMT

clipped by: dzeller
clipper's remarks: Now just why does the CEO of Frito-Lay look down on healthy foods they will be producing?

Clip Source: www.theonion.com

PLANO, TX—With the recent trend of wholesome snack foods reaching "truly ridiculous proportions," Frito-Lay announced Monday that it would, against its better judgment, roll out a new line of healthy fruit-and-vegetable-based chips next February.

Tags: health, food, snacks, texas, frito, fruit, vegetable, fat, calories, flavor, chips, flat earth, marketing, campaign