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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | dmegivern's 'sleep' clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dmegivern/tag/sleep/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/dmegivern/tag/sleep/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Hmm, Pothead Ph.D.</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/054A09B6-C332-4201-81E5-A84CCFC0B503/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dmegivern/"&gt;dmegivern&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://chronicle.com/jobs/news/2008/07/2008070201c.htm" title="http://chronicle.com/jobs/news/2008/07/2008070201c.htm"&gt;chronicle.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;Pothead Ph.D.&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;I never would have made it this far in graduate school without the aid of marijuana.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;I think my pot smoking has helped smooth out the roughness of a Ph.D. program. And frankly, I think the disturbing issue with a younger generation of graduate students is that they don't toke up enough. Instead many indulge in things far worse, both for them physically and for the humanities.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;I'm an insomniac who averages four to five hours of sleep a night. The best way to deal with a sleeping problem is with regular exercise. But it's nice to have a secret weapon to knock me out on days when I can't make it to the gym. I'm certainly better off than peers who have flirted with Xanax addictions, or who waste their stipends on genuinely worthless stuff like Ambien or Lunesta.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Of course I've often felt troubled, politically, by my marijuana use: Here I am in the comfort of my apartment while unfortunate people are incarcerated for selling it to me.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/academia/" rel="tag"&gt;academia&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/marijuana/" rel="tag"&gt;marijuana&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://chronicle.com/jobs/news/2008/07/2008070201c.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:49:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Sleep Apnea can Lead to Memory Loss</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/9F0B6388-F38A-4A34-917B-FA2C242D924D/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dmegivern/"&gt;dmegivern&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://psychcentral.com/news/2008/06/11/sleep-problem-can-lead-to-memory-loss/2441.html" title="http://psychcentral.com/news/2008/06/11/sleep-problem-can-lead-to-memory-loss/2441.html"&gt;psychcentral.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1 id="post-2441"&gt;&lt;A title="Permanent Link: Sleep Problem Can Lead to Memory Loss" rel="bookmark" href="http://psychcentral.com/news/2008/06/11/sleep-problem-can-lead-to-memory-loss/2441.html"&gt;Sleep Problem Can Lead to Memory Loss&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://psychcentral.com/news/2008/06/11/sleep-problem-can-lead-to-memory-loss/2441.html" title="http://psychcentral.com/news/2008/06/11/sleep-problem-can-lead-to-memory-loss/2441.html"&gt;psychcentral.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/dmegivern/512/43D8A9AD-54FF-45F0-8DA8-5C34B07E022A.jpg" alt="woman" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;New research suggests a common sleep disorder can lead to memory loss. In the study, UCLA scientists discovered people with sleep apnea show tissue loss in brain regions that help store memory. 
&lt;P&gt;Reported in the June 27 edition of the journal &lt;EM&gt;Neuroscience Letters&lt;/EM&gt;, the findings emphasize the importance of early detection of the disorder, which afflicts an estimated 20 million Americans.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;“Our findings demonstrate that impaired breathing during sleep can lead to a serious brain injury that disrupts memory and thinking,” said principal investigator Ronald Harper, a distinguished professor of neurobiology at the David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Harper hypothesizes that repeated drops in oxygen lead to the brain injury. During an apnea episode, the brain’s blood vessels constrict, starving its tissue of oxygen and causing cellular death. The process also incites inflammation, which further damages the tissue. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://psychcentral.com/news/2008/06/11/sleep-problem-can-lead-to-memory-loss/2441.html</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:30:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Troubles At Work Disrupt Sleep</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/215EC442-F01F-450B-B354-8B76828D5082/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dmegivern/"&gt;dmegivern&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.ns.umich.edu/htdocs/releases/story.php?id=6482" title="http://www.ns.umich.edu/htdocs/releases/story.php?id=6482"&gt;www.ns.umich.edu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H5&gt;U-M study: Work hassles hamper sleep&lt;/H5&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;ANN ARBOR, Mich.—Common hassles at work are more likely than long hours, night shifts or job insecurity to follow workers home and interfere with their sleep.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;But this is the first U.S. study to clarify the link between work and sleep quality for all workers, not just rotating shift workers or medical students, who have unusual work and sleep arrangements.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Because the surveys were prospective—following the same people over time—the researchers were able to show that work conditions affected sleep patterns, not the other way around. Their analysis controlled for initial sleep quality, health, pessimism and other confounding factors.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Respondents who felt upset or bothered at work on a frequent basis, or had on-going personal conflicts with bosses or co-workers, were about 1.7 times more likely than others to develop sleep problems. &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.ns.umich.edu/htdocs/releases/story.php?id=6482</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:17:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>How to Avoid Enamel Erosion on Teeth</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/381E00D6-9FAB-4D2E-8701-F69ED7D3FCBA/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dmegivern/"&gt;dmegivern&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/02/06/earlyshow/health/main3797213.shtml" title="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/02/06/earlyshow/health/main3797213.shtml"&gt;www.cbsnews.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1 class="headlineblack"&gt;Beware Effects Of Acid On Teeth&lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2 class="body"&gt;Food, Drinks Containing Lots Of It Can Harm Them By Wearing Away Enamel&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/dmegivern/512/4B188632-9EB2-4C03-AE1C-5182DD060C54.png" alt="Play Video" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Dr. Nancy Rosen, a dentist practicing in Manhattan, explained to &lt;I&gt;&lt;B&gt;The Early Show&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/I&gt;'s &lt;B&gt;Russ Mitchell&lt;/B&gt; Wednesday that acid in foods or liquids can cause irreversible erosion of tooth enamel.
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;But The Mayo Clinic suggests several ways to minimize such damage:
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Limiting consumption of high-acid foods
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Timing consumption: Eating acidic foods as part of a meal helps neutralize and eliminate acids. The worst time to consume acidic foods is just before bedtime, because saliva production decreases during sleep. Saliva helps neutralize and dilute acids. 
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Drinking right: Using a straw for soda or juice helps minimize contact with the teeth. Drinking quickly -- not sipping over long periods -- also helps reduce the effects of acid on tooth enamel. 
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Neutralizing: After consuming acidic food or drink, eating cheese or swishing with water or a fluoride rinse could help neutralize the acid. 
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Timing your brushing:&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/02/06/earlyshow/health/main3797213.shtml</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:14:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Depression in Young Adults and Substance Abuse</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/74295847-88DC-402A-B1A4-F67991337341/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dmegivern/"&gt;dmegivern&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/89064.php" title="http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/89064.php"&gt;www.medicalnewstoday.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Depressed Young Adults More Likely To Start Cigarette Smoking And Other Substance Use&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;A new report indicates that young adults who have suffered from depression within the past year are at a higher risk of initiating substance use including cigarette smoking and use of alcohol or illicit drugs.  The findings, based on the largest national survey on substance use and health, were reported today by the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA). &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
The National Survey on Drug Use and Health (NSDUH), the source for this report, defines a major depressive episode as a period of two weeks or longer during which there is depressed mood or loss of interest or pleasure and the presence of at least four other symptoms that reflect a change in functioning. These include problems with sleep, eating, energy, concentration and self-image.  This definition is consistent with the one used by the American Psychiatric Association.  &lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mental.health/" rel="tag"&gt;mental.health&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/drugs/" rel="tag"&gt;drugs&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/alcohol/" rel="tag"&gt;alcohol&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/young/" rel="tag"&gt;young&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/depression/" rel="tag"&gt;depression&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/89064.php</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 18:50:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Sleep, Food, Exercise, and Weight</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/6887489C-262A-410D-B51B-66505EE4C380/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dmegivern/"&gt;dmegivern&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  There are more and more articles linking poor quality sleep with weight gain and vice versa. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.healthday.com/Article.asp?AID=609710" title="http://www.healthday.com/Article.asp?AID=609710"&gt;www.healthday.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT class="MAINSTORY"&gt;High-Fat Diet Can Disrupt Body's Clock&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;FONT class="SUBHEAD"&gt;Like a midnight raid on the fridge for junk food -- sleep often suffers, study says&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;TUESDAY, Nov. 6 (HealthDay News) -- There's more bad news about a high-fat diet -- it disrupts the body's 24-hour internal (circadian) clock, which regulates sleeping, waking, eating, as well as the daily rhythms of many metabolic functions, U.S. researchers say.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;The team also found that a high-fat diet caused changes in genes that encode the circadian clock in the brain and in peripheral tissues (such as fat), resulting in reduced expression of these genes.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;"The answer is, yes; alterations in feeding affect timing. We found that as an animal on a high-fat diet gains weight, it eats at the inappropriate time for its sleep/wake cycle -- all of the excess calories are consumed when the animal should be resting. For a human, that would be like raiding the refrigerator in the middle of the night and binging on junk food," Bass said.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sleep/" rel="tag"&gt;sleep&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/weight/" rel="tag"&gt;weight&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/food/" rel="tag"&gt;food&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/diet/" rel="tag"&gt;diet&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/exercise/" rel="tag"&gt;exercise&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/health/" rel="tag"&gt;health&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.healthday.com/Article.asp?AID=609710</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 21:23:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>More Evidence for Links between Diabetes and Sleep Disorders</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D02D4121-0E52-4D72-89DB-3747E55C1B58/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dmegivern/"&gt;dmegivern&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/84942.php" title="http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/84942.php"&gt;www.medicalnewstoday.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;"Restricting sleep to four hours a night for only a few days causes abnormal 
glucose metabolism, suggesting the mechanism for increased rates of diabetes in 
sleep deprived individuals," says Dr. Epstein. "Additionally, sleep disorders 
that disrupt sleep, such as obstructive sleep apnea (OSA), also increase the 
likelihood of developing diabetes. Treating the sleep disorders improves glucose 
metabolism and diabetes control. These studies underscore the fact that sleep is 
integral to good health&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;"Sleep loss has significant effects on the endocrine system, which is 
responsible for the release and inhibition of various substances, including 
insulin," says Dr. Arand. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;- Measured sleep predicts changes in glucose metabolism. This finding is 
consistent with experimental research suggesting that sleep affects risk of 
diabetes. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/apnea/" rel="tag"&gt;apnea&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/diabetes/" rel="tag"&gt;diabetes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sleep/" rel="tag"&gt;sleep&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/oxygen/" rel="tag"&gt;oxygen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/84942.php</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:04:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>More Connections Between Sleep and Mental Health</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/74A6A29A-6705-4596-B2BB-621B4761253C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dmegivern/"&gt;dmegivern&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Get enough sleep or your brain might become depressed. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://psychcentral.com/news/2007/10/23/sleep-loss-challenges-emotional-control/1443.html" title="http://psychcentral.com/news/2007/10/23/sleep-loss-challenges-emotional-control/1443.html"&gt;psychcentral.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2 id="post-1443"&gt;&lt;A title="Permanent Link: Sleep Loss Challenges Emotional Control" rel="bookmark" href="http://psychcentral.com/news/2007/10/23/sleep-loss-challenges-emotional-control/1443.html"&gt;Sleep Loss Challenges Emotional Control&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://psychcentral.com/news/2007/10/23/sleep-loss-challenges-emotional-control/1443.html" title="http://psychcentral.com/news/2007/10/23/sleep-loss-challenges-emotional-control/1443.html"&gt;psychcentral.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;In the first neural investigation into what happens to the emotional brain without sleep, results from a brain imaging study suggest that while a good night’s rest can regulate your mood and help you cope with the next day’s emotional challenges, sleep deprivation does the opposite by excessively boosting the part of the brain most closely connected to depression, anxiety and other psychiatric disorders.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Clinical evidence has shown that some form of sleep disruption is present in almost all psychiatric disorders.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Walker and his team found that the amygdala, which is also a key to processing emotions, became hyperactive in response to negative visual stimuli - mutilated bodies, children with tumors and other gory images - in study participants who stayed awake for 35 hours straight. Conversely, brain scans of those who got a full night’s sleep in their own beds showed normal activity in the amygdala.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sleep/" rel="tag"&gt;sleep&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mental.illness/" rel="tag"&gt;mental.illness&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/deprivation/" rel="tag"&gt;deprivation&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/depression/" rel="tag"&gt;depression&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/brain/" rel="tag"&gt;brain&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/research/" rel="tag"&gt;research&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://psychcentral.com/news/2007/10/23/sleep-loss-challenges-emotional-control/1443.html</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 23:41:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Sleep Apnea and Metabolic Syndrome</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/BD838C57-AE9C-43BA-A5DD-B3546D89B548/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dmegivern/"&gt;dmegivern&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez?Db=pubmed&amp;Cmd=ShowDetailView&amp;TermToSearch=15893251&amp;ordinalpos=1&amp;itool=EntrezSystem2.PEntrez.Pubmed.Pubmed_ResultsPanel.Pubmed_RVAbstractPlus" title="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez?Db=pubmed&amp;Cmd=ShowDetailView&amp;TermToSearch=15893251&amp;ordinalpos=1&amp;itool=EntrezSystem2.PEntrez.Pubmed.Pubmed_ResultsPanel.Pubmed_RVAbstractPlus"&gt;www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;the beneficial effect of a cytokine antagonist on EDS in obese, male apneics and 
that of exercise on SDB in a general random sample, supports the hypothesis that 
cytokines and insulin resistance are mediators of EDS and sleep apnea in humans. 
In conclusion, accumulating evidence provides support to our model of the 
bi-directional, feed forward, pernicious association between sleep apnea, 
sleepiness, inflammation, and insulin resistance, all promoting atherosclerosis 
and cardiovascular disease.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;the pro-inflammatory cytokines interleukin-6 (IL-6) and tumor necrosis 
factor-alpha (TNFalpha) were elevated in patients with disorders of excessive 
daytime sleepiness (EDS)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;a positive correlation between IL-6 or TNFalpha plasma levels and the 
body-mass-index (BMI). In subsequent studies, we showed that IL-6, TNFalpha, and 
insulin levels were elevated in sleep apnea independently of obesity and that 
visceral fat, was the primary parameter linked with sleep apnea.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sleep+apnea/" rel="tag"&gt;sleep apnea&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/metabolic+syndrome/" rel="tag"&gt;metabolic syndrome&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pcos/" rel="tag"&gt;pcos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez?Db=pubmed&amp;Cmd=ShowDetailView&amp;TermToSearch=15893251&amp;ordinalpos=1&amp;itool=EntrezSystem2.PEntrez.Pubmed.Pubmed_ResultsPanel.Pubmed_RVAbstractPlus</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 09:10:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Sleep Apnea and Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B99597A3-ADDC-43A8-8E9E-DA9C3517AC9D/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dmegivern/"&gt;dmegivern&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I am kicking myself for not keeping up to date with the research on PCOS. Since I have it, I would have known to look sooner for sleep apnea. Since getting the CPAP machine, I have so much more energy. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.umm.edu/patiented/articles/who_has_sleep_apnea_000065_4.htm" title="http://www.umm.edu/patiented/articles/who_has_sleep_apnea_000065_4.htm"&gt;www.umm.edu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;I&gt;Polycystic Ovary Syndrome (PCOS).&lt;/I&gt; In a 2000 study, women with PCOS were 30 times more likely than other premenopausal women to have obstructive sleep apnea and excessive daytime sleepiness. Women with PCOS produce high amounts of male hormones, particularly testosterone, which can cause obesity, facial hair, and acne. About half of PCOS patients also have diabetes. Obesity and diabetes are both associated with sleep apnea and may be the common factors.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Some evidence suggests that treating sleep apnea with continuous positive airway 
pressure (CPAP) may reduce GERD symptoms by nearly 50%. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;I&gt;Diabetes.&lt;/I&gt; Diabetes is associated with sleep apnea and snoring. It is not clear if there is an independent relationship between the two conditions or whether obesity is the only common factor.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sleep+apnea/" rel="tag"&gt;sleep apnea&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pcos/" rel="tag"&gt;pcos&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/polycystic/" rel="tag"&gt;polycystic&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/ovarian/" rel="tag"&gt;ovarian&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/syndrome/" rel="tag"&gt;syndrome&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.umm.edu/patiented/articles/who_has_sleep_apnea_000065_4.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 08:46:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Sleep Apnea and Intermittent Low Oxygen</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/79C30F78-F8B3-477C-84A6-6C3D53A88FB6/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dmegivern/"&gt;dmegivern&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Having recently learned that I have an atypical but severe case of sleep apnea, I am doing a little research. Basically, I learned that I was waking up 72 times an hour during sleep, in order to catch my breath. It is likely this has been happening for a long time, but it was difficult to diagnose because:&lt;br/&gt;1) My snoring was mild enough that it was rarely mentioned by others. For example, my husband also has apnea, but he was a very loud snorer and he constantly gasped in his sleep. I, on the other hand, was not observed gasping and he barely noticed me snoring. &lt;br/&gt;2) I had virtually no memory of being awakened throughout the night, and I rarely need to get up to go to the bathroom during sleep (1-2x a week).&lt;br/&gt;3) The obvious symptoms like chronic fatigue/sleepiness, low mood, memory and concentration problems--well--they could be explained by major depression, a diagnosis I have carried for years. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.case.edu/pubaff/univcomm/2002/may/apnea.htm" title="http://www.case.edu/pubaff/univcomm/2002/may/apnea.htm"&gt;www.case.edu&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Today, researchers know that snoring, while often joked about, also has a much more serious side, especially if the snoring is related to sleep apnea. Sufferers of this disorder literally stop breathing in their sleep many times a night, depriving their bodies and brains of oxygen for about 15 seconds every few minutes.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;an important aspect of sleep apnea at the molecular, genetic, cellular, and 
organ system levels: low oxygen episodes called chronic intermittent hypoxia 
(CIH), which also plays a role in sudden infant death syndrome in premature 
infants. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Could the trigger that causes the body to startle awake for that breath be more 
critical than the hypoxia itself? Prabhakar speculates that the sudden release 
for a breath may cause oxidative stress, which is an overabundance of oxygen 
free radicals in the body &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sleep/" rel="tag"&gt;sleep&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/apnea/" rel="tag"&gt;apnea&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/low+oxygen/" rel="tag"&gt;low oxygen&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/oxygen+deprivation/" rel="tag"&gt;oxygen deprivation&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/long-term/" rel="tag"&gt;long-term&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/consequences/" rel="tag"&gt;consequences&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.case.edu/pubaff/univcomm/2002/may/apnea.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 08:30:04 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Chicago Homeless Shelter Has to Turn Away Women</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/4A78271D-E9A7-4222-9397-160ECF52E186/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dmegivern/"&gt;dmegivern&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.suntimes.com/news/brown/559153,CST-NWS-brown16.article" title="http://www.suntimes.com/news/brown/559153,CST-NWS-brown16.article"&gt;www.suntimes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H1&gt;Women face fight for spots in city's shelters &lt;/H1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H3&gt;On this night, 35 win and 6 lose in bid for night off the streets &lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;BY &lt;A href="http://www.suntimes.com/news/brown/mailto:markbrown@suntimes.com"&gt;MARK BROWN&lt;/A&gt; Sun-Times Columnist&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;"Totally full. No more open beds," he announces from beneath the sign for Franciscan House for Mary and Joseph, one of the city's largest homeless shelters. "I'm sorry, ladies. We don't have any more open beds tonight."&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Byzantine procedures&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;As the announcement is made, I look up into the faces of six women left standing 
on the sidewalk. Their last, best hope for finding a place to sleep has slipped 
away.
&lt;P&gt;What I see in their faces is fear and anger, resignation and annoyance, 
desperation and bemusement. And shock.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/poverty/" rel="tag"&gt;poverty&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/homelessnes/" rel="tag"&gt;homelessnes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/neglect/" rel="tag"&gt;neglect&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.suntimes.com/news/brown/559153,CST-NWS-brown16.article</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 21:03:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> Dogs' Views on Changing Light Bulbs</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/3030C0CB-651F-460A-9597-236E27978E21/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/skwirlinator/"&gt;skwirlinator&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/dogbulb.htm" title="http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/dogbulb.htm"&gt;www.c4vct.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;BODY clipmarks_processed="true"&gt;
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  Dogs' Views on Changing Light Bulbs
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&lt;P&gt;
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on the dog's point
of view....
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to
code.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid bulb!
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
ROTTWEILER: Make me.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
MALAMUTE: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls
and furniture.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
POODLE: I'll blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time
he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
DOBERMAN PINSCHER: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the sofa.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
BOXER: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
MASTIFF: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover and..........
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;
And the CAT: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs and
I am not one of &lt;B&gt;&lt;I&gt;them&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/B&gt;. So, the question is, how long will it
be before I get some light in here?
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