http://clipmarks.com/clipper/davidcoxmex/pops/http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/davidcoxmex/pops/15Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!en-ushttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/41404EA8-0ACD-4FBD-8A84-A84AADA7BFD2/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/thefoxalmighty/">thefoxalmighty</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> ha ha <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://masalajokes.blogspot.com/2007/04/10-commandments-of-marriage.html" title="http://masalajokes.blogspot.com/2007/04/10-commandments-of-marriage.html">masalajokes.blogspot.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Marriage is grand -- and <A href="#" class="kLink" id="KonaLink0"><FONT color="orange"><SPAN class="kLink">divorce</SPAN></FONT></A> is at least 100 grand</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.</DIV><BR /><DIV>In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.</DIV><BR /><DIV>In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.</DIV><BR /><DIV>But the law allows only one wife</DIV></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><A href="#" class="kLink" id="KonaLink1"><FONT color="orange"><SPAN class="kLink">Marriage</SPAN></FONT></A> and love are purely matter of chemistry</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;">That is why wives treat husbands like toxic wast</div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag">funny</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/marriage/" rel="tag">marriage</a></div>http://masalajokes.blogspot.com/2007/04/10-commandments-of-marriage.htmlThu, 19 Apr 2007 10:25:33 GMT