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Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!en-usfunny quotehttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/D948942C-8924-42BD-9B3C-507AB1A0E411/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/darnyte/">darnyte</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.xtv.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1199601098" title="http://www.xtv.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1199601098">www.xtv.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV class="scroll"> <IMG border="0" title="" alt="" src="http://www.xtv.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Avators/gersteddy.gif" /><BR />In the 60’s people took acid to make the world weird. 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text-decoration: none;"><A target="_blank" href="http://ct.zdnet.com/clicks?t=48289840-143066d665ab53c9f0221719ac9d9d11-bf&brand=ZDNET&s=5">Programming leads to criminality?</A></FONT></P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="" alt="Programming leads to criminality?" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <B>Dana Blankenhorn:</B> The New York Times is working on a story saying open source programming makes you a criminal. Matt Richtel <EM>[at left]</EM> called for an interview soon after learning that a jury had convicted open source programmer Hans Reiser of first degree murder. </FONT></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"></div>http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&view=bsp&ver=ymdfwq781tpuWed, 30 Apr 2008 22:10:26 GMTquotehttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E20227E8-A2A4-4FB0-A1E8-86BBA91897E8/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/darnyte/">darnyte</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.google.com/ig?hl=en" title="http://www.google.com/ig?hl=en">www.google.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><DIV>There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher.<BR />  - <A href="http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/33380.html">Victor Hugo</A></DIV></div></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"></div>http://www.google.com/ig?hl=enFri, 25 Apr 2008 12:49:38 GMT