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Everything for sale in China

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:11:53 GMT

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A Chinese man who set up an online business selling dead mosquitoes says he's received 10,000 orders in just two days.

Nin Nan, of Shanghai, came up with the idea of selling mosquitoes he killed to attract visitors to his online jewellery shop.

"I locked myself in the room, thinking hard of a promotion plan. With a 'pa' sound and a dead mosquito, I came up with this weird idea," he told Qianlong News.

Nin sells his mosquito corpses for six yuan - about 45p - each. His ad reads: "Truly killed by human hands. Can be used for science studies, decoration, and collection."

He says that his shop registered 250,000 hits and he received more than 10,000 orders for dead mossies within two days of posting the ad on various forums.

Nin added that companies were offering to pay for adding advertisement links to his online shop and he's received two job offers, from an Australian red wine company and a Shanghai communications company.

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Fertility Cactus

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:00:31 GMT

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Life is all about...........

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:50:47 GMT

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Penis reduction pills

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:05:39 GMT

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clipper's remarks: WTF...............sadly ,that is not on my to do list.

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This is marketing genius. Buy a prominently-labeled bottle of Penis Reduction Pills and make sure you leave them in a place in your home where everyone can see them. Hell, leave them on your desk at work!

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School Photograph

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:25:11 GMT

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Evolution of Man and Woman and advancement of Woman

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:59:33 GMT

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Civilized cheering

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 21:01:26 GMT

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The authoritative, four-part Olympic cheer, accompanied by detailed instructions, will be promoted on TV, in schools and with a poster campaign.

It involves clapping twice, giving the thumbs-up, clapping twice more and then punching the air with both arms.

The cheer is accompanied by chants of "Olympics", "Let's go" and "China".

A committee official said the simple chants and gestures were designed to help spectators cheer for their favourite athletes in a smooth, civilized manner.

The Ministry of Education is also arranging special training sessions in schools for the 800,000 students who are expected to attend the Games.

Li Ning, president of the Beijing Etiquette Institute, told the Beijing News that the cheer was in line with general international principles for cheering, while at the same time possessing characteristics of Chinese culture.

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Strange Bathroom Sights!

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:25:47 GMT

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clipper's remarks: A little bit of unusual creativity in the bathroom gives it a slight touch of uniqueness.

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Strange Bathroom Sights

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Auto Industry Humor--II

Wed, 28 May 2008 13:43:40 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Tomorrow's blog post is devoted to explaining the high price of gas

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Remember

Fri, 23 May 2008 05:27:57 GMT

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My most viewed article to date

Thu, 22 May 2008 07:38:37 GMT

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This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect!

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This is India

Thu, 22 May 2008 04:45:44 GMT

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clipper's remarks: The funny thing is, it is real...

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This is India. You know, it’s where you call when you have a technical problem with your computer

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Introspection

Tue, 13 May 2008 05:00:15 GMT

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10 Incredible Old Magazine Covers

Sun, 04 May 2008 21:13:20 GMT

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10 Incredible Old Magazine Covers

Cosmopolitan (1942)

Future President Gerald Ford, in his younger days as a male model

Time (May 7 - 1945)

Cover on Hitler's death

Scientific American (1906)

"Panama Canal Plan approved by Pres. Roosevelt"

Radio Electronics (1949)

Featuring the "Radio Hat", a two tube battery operated radio.

Modern Mechanix (1936)

Featuring what could be the first Jet ski

Life (1959)

To get this photo for the November 9, 1959, cover, the great portraitist Philippe Halsman needed Marilyn Monroe to jump 200 times.

Sports Illustrated (1954)

First Issue

Cosmopolitan (1897)

College Humor Magazine (1925)

College Humor was a popular humor magazine from the 1920s to the 1940s.

Now the name is more famous for the website CollegeHumor.com

Time (1984)

Featuring Bill Gates for the first time

Beauty ans Truth in Physics

Sat, 03 May 2008 17:07:34 GMT

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Talks Murray Gell-Mann: Beauty and truth in physics

About this Talk

Wielding laypeople's terms and a sense of humor, Nobel Prize winner Murray Gell-Mann drops some knowledge about particle physics, asking questions like, Are elegant equations more likely to be right than inelegant ones? Can the fundamental law, the so-called "theory of everything," really explain everything? His answers will surprise you.

About Murray Gell-Mann

Murray Gell-Mann brings visibility to a crucial aspect of our existence that we can't actually see: elemental particles. He won the Nobel Prize in Physics for introducing quarks, one of two fundamental ingredients for all matter in the universe. Read full bio »