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My cunt examination

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:31:03 GMT

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clipper's remarks: WTF

Clip Source: www.weirdasianews.com

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Just do it

Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:49:04 GMT

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origins of laughter

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 14:38:16 GMT

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Clip Source: www.wired.com

Holt: V. S. Ramachandran, the brain researcher, has a theory about the origin of laughter — that when you're in the jungle and there's an apparent threat, the first member of the kinship group to notice that it's not a real threat emits this stereotyped vocalization. And it's contagious, so everyone starts laughing. That's also the basis of the relief theory of humor, that there's a release of the energy you had summoned up to solve some puzzle. Kant said that the essence of humor is a strained expectation dissolving into nothing.

Everything for sale in China

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:11:53 GMT

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A Chinese man who set up an online business selling dead mosquitoes says he's received 10,000 orders in just two days.

Nin Nan, of Shanghai, came up with the idea of selling mosquitoes he killed to attract visitors to his online jewellery shop.

"I locked myself in the room, thinking hard of a promotion plan. With a 'pa' sound and a dead mosquito, I came up with this weird idea," he told Qianlong News.

Nin sells his mosquito corpses for six yuan - about 45p - each. His ad reads: "Truly killed by human hands. Can be used for science studies, decoration, and collection."

He says that his shop registered 250,000 hits and he received more than 10,000 orders for dead mossies within two days of posting the ad on various forums.

Nin added that companies were offering to pay for adding advertisement links to his online shop and he's received two job offers, from an Australian red wine company and a Shanghai communications company.

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Fertility Cactus

Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:00:31 GMT

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Life is all about...........

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:50:47 GMT

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Penis reduction pills

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 21:05:39 GMT

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clipper's remarks: WTF...............sadly ,that is not on my to do list.

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This is marketing genius. Buy a prominently-labeled bottle of Penis Reduction Pills and make sure you leave them in a place in your home where everyone can see them. Hell, leave them on your desk at work!

We here at PenisReductionPills.com have a solution for men with any size penis who want everyone to believe, probably mistakenly, that they have an enormous johnson, without the possibility of doing anything to change the size of their penises. To do this, we pledge to sell the finest penis reducing placebos available today, using only government-approved placebo ingredients, shipped in boxes with our logo and name emblazoned in large type on all six sides. We are the premiere male ego enhancement product on the market today under $10.

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School Photograph

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:25:11 GMT

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Evolution of Man and Woman and advancement of Woman

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:59:33 GMT

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Strange Bathroom Sights!

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:25:47 GMT

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clipper's remarks: A little bit of unusual creativity in the bathroom gives it a slight touch of uniqueness.

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Strange Bathroom Sights

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Civilized cheering

Sat, 07 Jun 2008 21:01:26 GMT

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Clip Source: news.bbc.co.uk

The authoritative, four-part Olympic cheer, accompanied by detailed instructions, will be promoted on TV, in schools and with a poster campaign.

It involves clapping twice, giving the thumbs-up, clapping twice more and then punching the air with both arms.

The cheer is accompanied by chants of "Olympics", "Let's go" and "China".

A committee official said the simple chants and gestures were designed to help spectators cheer for their favourite athletes in a smooth, civilized manner.

The Ministry of Education is also arranging special training sessions in schools for the 800,000 students who are expected to attend the Games.

Li Ning, president of the Beijing Etiquette Institute, told the Beijing News that the cheer was in line with general international principles for cheering, while at the same time possessing characteristics of Chinese culture.

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