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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | dakotayii's 'fun' clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dakotayii/search/fun/sort/newest-clips/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/dakotayii/search/fun/sort/newest-clips/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>No sex causes bad eyes</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F0A0F8A7-BD83-49A1-B41A-0CCCA6D1B948/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dakotayii/"&gt;dakotayii&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  enjoy &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.portalmix.com/eyetest.htm" title="http://www.portalmix.com/eyetest.htm"&gt;www.portalmix.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/dakotayii/512/A13F09B5-304B-4134-92B0-FFF450F19B29.gif" alt="No sex causes bad eyes. Free optical test online. Funny optical illusion." /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.portalmix.com/eyetest.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 03:59:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> Evil Celebrity Clowns</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/B4559363-7B7C-4440-80BC-501BC820866C/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/CrazyRedHead/"&gt;CrazyRedHead&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Photoshop fun! &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=16403&amp;display=photoshop" title="http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=16403&amp;display=photoshop"&gt;www.worth1000.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/55D6CEA7-8F7D-4D12-A353-DD7DF76A6DE4.jpg" alt="Drew "Clammy" Carey" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Drew "Clammy" Carey&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/FCB65AAF-5680-41E8-9233-356F836E00F4.jpg" alt="Dr. Evil" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD width="500" align="left" class="welcome3"&gt;
The evil celebrity clown of my choice is one of my favorite celebrities, Hugh Laurie.&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/593F18C2-2855-4482-9971-FBEA9AE73F1F.jpg" alt="The One Clown" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;Keanu Reeves can be worse than Pennywise..&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/191324F7-7BF0-4750-AAC2-429D619BE89D.jpg" alt="Liv" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/A361CC2F-4EA9-4712-B67A-81C8AE92D5FA.jpg" alt="Bruce Killis" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Bruce Killis&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/A559D340-BF8C-4C93-8ED7-69E0AC85A997.jpg" alt="clownwalken" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Christopher Walken wiping off what's left of his late night snack.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/5EBCFA0A-9790-4874-AE5B-625429BEBC21.jpg" alt="White Glove Legacy" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Keanu Reeves &lt;BR /&gt;as&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;---Suicidal Mime---&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/A4F40CF6-3DBA-49EE-9430-5CCC6587E49C.jpg" alt="Evil Vince" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Evil Vince&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/19B199EE-FFB0-4D81-AC98-50240C7F4216.jpg" alt="angelina jolie" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;angelina jolie&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/E81EC265-AF66-437C-B38E-D2DF1BAAF05F.jpg" alt="KeiraClown" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;KeiraClown&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/20C85E67-F1CB-491D-83E1-A20CD38DDC2B.jpg" alt="Redhead Kidman" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Redhead Kidman&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/4FF43275-5B13-4CCA-BE95-43CED5777215.jpg" alt="Evil Angelina" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Evil Angelina&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/8D406EFF-E2C9-4984-9369-0B68877E698E.jpg" alt="Dustin Hoffman- evil clown" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Dustin Hoffman- evil clown&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/7D5EADDE-3036-42CB-B2C2-2804D4824F3D.jpg" alt="Tom Cruise After Dark" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Tom Cruise After Dark&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/CrazyRedHead/512/E9678F17-C11C-4DB8-8ECD-1CDB66C6797D.jpg" alt="Mother Clown" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Mother Clown&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag"&gt;humour&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/celebrities/" rel="tag"&gt;celebrities&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/entertainment/" rel="tag"&gt;entertainment&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcache.asp?contest_id=16403&amp;display=photoshop</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:16:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Quantum Physics of Genesis</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/15EA23C0-70DA-440A-99EC-153F0E245383/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/ratilfar/"&gt;ratilfar&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  For a better resolution you have to click on the link. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.mathematicianspictures.com/Images/550w_QU.jpg" title="http://www.mathematicianspictures.com/Images/550w_QU.jpg"&gt;www.mathematicianspictures.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/ratilfar/512/2FD2FAD3-9832-4664-AA00-ED27631DFC9D.jpg" alt="http://www.mathematicianspictures.com/Images/550w_QU.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/god/" rel="tag"&gt;god&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/religion/" rel="tag"&gt;religion&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/science/" rel="tag"&gt;science&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/evolution/" rel="tag"&gt;evolution&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/creation/" rel="tag"&gt;creation&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/creationism/" rel="tag"&gt;creationism&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.mathematicianspictures.com/Images/550w_QU.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:35:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Inside Bob Dylan's Brain</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/A576893C-33A7-45F8-A4DC-3E0104670426/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dakotayii/"&gt;dakotayii&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Very interesting stuff...........Go to the source&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;eg.,&lt;br/&gt;Artists He Plays&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Nine times: George Jones&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Eight times: Tom Waits, Dinah Washington&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Seven times: Bob Wills &amp;amp; His Texas Playboys, Louis Armstrong, Van Morrison&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Six times: Buddy Johnson, Elvis Costello, Frank Sinatra, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Louis Jordan, Muddy Waters, Porter Wagoner, The Rolling Stones&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://hamishrobertson.com/vf-dylan.html" title="http://hamishrobertson.com/vf-dylan.html"&gt;hamishrobertson.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/dakotayii/512/C8564668-07D5-4C48-A819-987EA8F126C2.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://hamishrobertson.com/vf-dylan.html</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:43:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Write Like an Egyptian</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/7433E4A8-894A-43EE-BB73-DE8FAC4FF9B1/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dakotayii/"&gt;dakotayii&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  enjoy &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.upennmuseum.com/hieroglyphsreal.cgi/" title="http://www.upennmuseum.com/hieroglyphsreal.cgi/"&gt;www.upennmuseum.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;CENTER&gt;&lt;FONT size="-1"&gt;&lt;B&gt;University of Pennsylvania Museum of Archaeology and Anthropology&lt;/B&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
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&lt;CENTER&gt;your name in hieroglyphs,&lt;BR /&gt;
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&lt;/FORM&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.upennmuseum.com/hieroglyphsreal.cgi/</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:52:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Pinocchio learns masturbation</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/CCF744E2-D7B1-4432-976E-F9B5B387A0CE/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/4freedomstantra/"&gt;4freedomstantra&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.askaboutloveandsex.com/58-pinocchio-learns-masturbation/" title="http://www.askaboutloveandsex.com/58-pinocchio-learns-masturbation/"&gt;www.askaboutloveandsex.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.&lt;BR /&gt;
Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened.&lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"&lt;/DIV&gt;
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Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/sex+joke/" rel="tag"&gt;sex joke&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/joke/" rel="tag"&gt;joke&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/pinocchio/" rel="tag"&gt;pinocchio&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/masturbation/" rel="tag"&gt;masturbation&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.askaboutloveandsex.com/58-pinocchio-learns-masturbation/</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:11:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Don't Turn Your Back on Your Brain</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/402814E8-8390-4C27-B106-86C618F32ECD/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/wildcat/"&gt;wildcat&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  go read all of it and have some fun with your mind &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/alttext/2008/02/alttext_0213" title="http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/alttext/2008/02/alttext_0213"&gt;www.wired.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Let's start with memory. It doesn't exist. What you think of as your childhood memories are actually a haphazard pastiche of self-serving fictions, hazy re-creations and repurposed movie scenes held together with a minimal smattering of actual experiences. If you tell your mother about your Christmas memory of getting a new purple bicycle from Uncle Barnett, she will tell you that it was actually Aunt Minnie, and it was a red Go Kart. Whose memory is correct? Neither of yours! Go look at your family photos, and you'll discover that you were actually raised by hoboes in an abandoned train station in rural Turkey.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Perception? Perception is laughable. Did you ever, as a child, try to write a book report based on a quick reading of the first chapter and cover copy of a novel? That's perception. Your mind takes in a constant geyser of data every instant of the day, discards most of it as unimportant, then fills in the spaces with assumptions and diversions.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mind/" rel="tag"&gt;mind&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/memory/" rel="tag"&gt;memory&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/perception/" rel="tag"&gt;perception&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/exploratorium/" rel="tag"&gt;exploratorium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/alttext/2008/02/alttext_0213</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:48:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Some interesting pics</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F7A8179D-301F-40D9-853F-3AFA4F7B0EF5/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/tabsey/"&gt;tabsey&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.novaksblog.com/2007/12/02/stumble-on-sunday-6th-part/" title="http://www.novaksblog.com/2007/12/02/stumble-on-sunday-6th-part/"&gt;www.novaksblog.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/tabsey/512/DD6D76AC-5FE8-4105-A595-71E41C0B31E2.jpg" alt="cheetah breaks" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/tabsey/512/3831D50B-B876-4F22-A968-8CF7D0C6B6E8.jpg" alt="dog digging" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/tabsey/512/662B3004-B970-4937-8FD5-009C2A8A03A7.jpg" alt="durex" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/tabsey/512/39309DC5-815B-4C3B-925D-009640D5FAF0.jpg" alt="exam" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/tabsey/512/0AD8C647-8141-4A63-AC14-7F489C972262.jpg" alt="formula one" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/tabsey/512/D1C9708D-4FB6-433D-AF02-A5E17D5D9BFD.jpg" alt="jason hawkes" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/tabsey/512/6212354E-E093-4CE2-BEB3-9C3069B2DED9.jpg" alt="jew jitsu" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/tabsey/512/47859600-42F6-47F9-BBA5-54C543240A16.jpg" alt="oil irak soldier" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/tabsey/512/423C779A-993D-4478-A052-A5C558BD4B63.jpg" alt="orange guy" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/tabsey/512/F7AB43EA-9370-4AF7-82DD-AAF6137BDD31.jpg" alt="rainbow" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/tabsey/512/22494D1F-174F-4863-9CD5-C37B6E1110B5.jpg" alt="water bomb" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.novaksblog.com/2007/12/02/stumble-on-sunday-6th-part/</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 03 Feb 2008 15:05:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>10 Great Questions For Conversation Fun</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/2462CC8E-B84A-43F9-8021-B45C3F955C5B/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/swampfoxz/"&gt;swampfoxz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  You will probably only need to use one or two of these questions in any situation. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.swampfoxz.com/press/?p=1668" title="http://www.swampfoxz.com/press/?p=1668"&gt;www.swampfoxz.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A title="Permanent Link: 10 Great Questions For Conversation Fun" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.swampfoxz.com/press/?p=1668"&gt;10 Great Questions For Conversation Fun&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;1. If you could live at any time in history, when would it be?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/swampfoxz/512/CFBECDD9-7330-46A3-8221-F89A5BF323B0.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;2. If you were asked to do so, would you sing in public?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;3. What are you passionate about? What really moves you?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;4. If you won the lottery, how would you spend the money?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;5. What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;6. If you were throwing a party for five people, who would you invite?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;7. If time and money was no object, to what causes would you dedicate your efforts?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;8. What if your favorite comfort food meal?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;9. If you could pick one talent that you don’t already have, what would it be?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;10. If you could spend a whole day doing exactly as you wished with no demands and no responsibilities, what would you do?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;If you are communicating with a person online, you could also ask them to explain the reasons behind their screen name.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;You will probably only need to use one or two of these questions in any situation. Remember that initiating conversation is the aim of&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/questions/" rel="tag"&gt;questions&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.swampfoxz.com/press/?p=1668</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:08:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>