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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | dakotayii's 'fun' clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dakotayii/search/fun/sort/latest-comments/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/dakotayii/search/fun/sort/latest-comments/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>No sex causes bad eyes</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F0A0F8A7-BD83-49A1-B41A-0CCCA6D1B948/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dakotayii/"&gt;dakotayii&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  enjoy &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.portalmix.com/eyetest.htm" title="http://www.portalmix.com/eyetest.htm"&gt;www.portalmix.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/dakotayii/512/A13F09B5-304B-4134-92B0-FFF450F19B29.gif" alt="No sex causes bad eyes. Free optical test online. Funny optical illusion." /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.portalmix.com/eyetest.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 03:59:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Look carefuly at this picture, what do you see?</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/FC84911F-BC17-48FC-A2D5-8ED3C7AFB64F/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dakotayii/"&gt;dakotayii&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  OK, here's help: look at the space between her right arm and her head, the tail is on her neck, follow it up. Look at her left hip, follow the shaded part down, it's another one, and on his shoulder.. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.123opticalillusions.com/pages/double-image-illusion.php" title="http://www.123opticalillusions.com/pages/double-image-illusion.php"&gt;www.123opticalillusions.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/dakotayii/512/CA583009-9B6F-4AF5-A5E4-FDBD67966B6F.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;
You saw a couple in an intimate love position, right?
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Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario.
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What they will see, however, is nine (small &amp; black) dolphins in the picture!
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So, I guess we've already proven you're not a young innocent child. Now, if it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 6 seconds, your mind is SO corrupted that you probably need help!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.123opticalillusions.com/pages/double-image-illusion.php</clipSource><pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:31:10 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>179  ways of saying "I love you"</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/27D90BA9-773E-4D5A-8867-5CF458EFC141/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dakotayii/"&gt;dakotayii&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  It's huge -&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Mohawk - Kanbhik &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.yuni.com/library/docs/638.html" title="http://www.yuni.com/library/docs/638.html"&gt;www.yuni.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV align="left"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;The English dictionary describes love as deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness.
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Here 'I love you' as defined in relationships between people, with translations from many different languages and dialects.
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Afrikaans - Ek is lief vir jou
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Afrikaans - Ek is lief vir jou&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Arabic - Ana Ahebak / Ana Bahibak
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Bahasa Malayu (Malaysia) - Saya cinta mu
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Bangladeschi - Ami tomake walobashi
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Bavarian - tuI mog di
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Bosnian - Ja te volim (formally) or volim-te Turkish seni seviyorum
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Cambodian (to the female) - bon saleng oun
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Catalan - T'estim (mallorcan)
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Chinese - Ngo oi ney a (Cantonese)
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Dutch - Jeg elsker dig
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Filipino - Mahal ka ta
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Gaelic - Tá mé i ngrá leat
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Greek - S'agapo
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Icelandic - Eg elska thig
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Iranian - Mahn doostaht doh-rahm
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Nigeria (Hausa) - Ina sonki
&lt;/LI&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;LI&gt;Hindi - Main tumsey pyaar karta hoon / Maine Pyar Kiya
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			&lt;DIV class="text"&gt;&lt;A class="bold" href="http://www.history.com/minisite.do?content_type=Minisite_Generic&amp;content_type_id=55409&amp;display_order=4&amp;sub_display_order=2&amp;mini_id=1084"&gt;&lt;IMG width="9" height="9" alt="" src="http://www.history.com/images/global/arrow_whiterightredbg.gif" /&gt; Dating Through the Ages&lt;/A&gt;
			&lt;P&gt;Do you know the correct dating etiquette?  How about for the 1890s? Prove it.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
		&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="hbody"&gt;
			&lt;DIV class="image"&gt;&lt;A href="http://www.history.com/marquee.do?content_type=Marquee_Generic&amp;content_type_id=53129&amp;display_order=5&amp;marquee_id=53127"&gt;&lt;IMG width="103" height="75" alt="" src="http://www.history.com/images/games/game_promo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
			&lt;DIV class="text"&gt;&lt;A class="bold" href="http://www.history.com/marquee.do?content_type=Marquee_Generic&amp;content_type_id=53129&amp;display_order=5&amp;marquee_id=53127"&gt;&lt;IMG width="9" height="9" alt="" src="http://www.history.com/images/global/arrow_whiterightredbg.gif" /&gt; What's Your Dark Ages Character?&lt;/A&gt;
			&lt;P&gt;Play now to upload your photo, dress-up a favorite Dark Ages character and e-mail your profile to a friend!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
		&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="hbody"&gt;
			&lt;DIV class="image"&gt;&lt;A href="javascript:openwin('/marquees/engineeringanempire/flash/egypt_parthenon_popup.jsp',830,560,0)"&gt;&lt;IMG width="103" height="75" alt="" src="http://www.history.com/images/forfun/webbutton2.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
			&lt;DIV class="text"&gt;&lt;A class="bold" href="javascript:openwin('/marquees/engineeringanempire/flash/egypt_parthenon_popup.jsp',830,560,0)"&gt;&lt;IMG width="9" height="9" alt="" src="http://www.history.com/images/global/arrow_whiterightredbg.gif" /&gt; Build Your Own Parthenon&lt;/A&gt;
			&lt;P&gt;See if you can build it faster than its original architects, Iktinos and Kallikrates.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/DIV&gt;
		&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/games/" rel="tag"&gt;games&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/quizzes/" rel="tag"&gt;quizzes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/history+channel/" rel="tag"&gt;history channel&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.history.com/games.do</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 13:52:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The last meal of the Titanic</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/158A8339-826B-42C1-9EBD-8756C087281D/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dakotayii/"&gt;dakotayii&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Ninth Course&lt;br/&gt;Pate de Foie Gras&lt;br/&gt;Celery&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Tenth Course&lt;br/&gt;Waldorf Pudding&lt;br/&gt;Peaches in Chartreuse Jelly&lt;br/&gt;Chocolate &amp;amp; Vanilla Eclairs&lt;br/&gt;French Ice Cream&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Each of the 10 courses was served with a special accompanying wine. Following the tenth course, fresh fruits and cheeses were available followed by coffee and cigars accompanied by port and, if desired, distilled spirits.&lt;br/&gt;and then you know the rest of the story...... &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://cookingmonster.com/2008/04/09/the-last-meal-on-the-hms-titanic/" title="http://cookingmonster.com/2008/04/09/the-last-meal-on-the-hms-titanic/"&gt;cookingmonster.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;A href="http://cookingmonster.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/titanic-sinking.jpg" linkindex="29" set="yes"&gt;&lt;IMG width="169" height="232" alt="" src="http://cookingmonster.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/titanic-sinking.jpg" title="titanic" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-50" /&gt;&lt;/A&gt;96 years ago, the Titanic was  preparing for its maiden voyage. It was on April 14th, 1912, when the last  meal was served in the first-class dining room. As we all know, later that night, the ship collided with an iceberg and sank, with the loss of over 1500 lives.  Here’s a detailed look at what was on the menu for the first-class passengers.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG width="1" height="20" alt="" src="http://cookingmonster.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/spacer.gif" title="spacer" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-123" /&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;EM&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;First Course&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
Hors D’Oeuvres&lt;BR /&gt;
Oysters&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;EM&gt;Second Course&lt;BR /&gt;
&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt; Consommé Olga&lt;BR /&gt;
Cream of Barley&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;EM&gt;Third Course&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
Poached Salmon with Mousseline Sauce, Cucumbers&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Mousseline Sauce&lt;/STRONG&gt; is a hollandaise sauce that’s fortified with whipped cream.  &lt;EM&gt;(Escoffier, 92)&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;EM&gt;Fourth Course&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
Filet Mignons Lili&lt;BR /&gt;
Saute of Chicken, Lyonnaise&lt;BR /&gt;
Vegetable Marrow Farci&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/dakotayii/512/86BFF6A2-AC26-43FD-BEE7-72208D3EF2A6.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Tournedos Lili &lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;Vegetable Marrow Farci&lt;/STRONG&gt; &lt;SPAN&gt;are vegetables with marrow sauc&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;EM&gt;Fifth Course&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
Lamb, Mint Sauce&lt;BR /&gt;
Roast Duckling, Apple Sauce&lt;BR /&gt;
Sirloin of Beef, Chateau Potatoes&lt;BR /&gt;
Green Pea Creamed Carrots&lt;BR /&gt;
Boiled Rice&lt;BR /&gt;
Parmentier &amp; Boiled New Potatoes&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;EM&gt;Sixth Course&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
Punch Romaine&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;EM&gt;Seventh Course&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
Roast Squab &amp; Cress&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P align="center"&gt;&lt;STRONG&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;&lt;EM&gt;Eighth Course&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/STRONG&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
Cold Asparagus Vinaigrette&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/history/" rel="tag"&gt;history&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://cookingmonster.com/2008/04/09/the-last-meal-on-the-hms-titanic/</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:55:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Inside Bob Dylan's Brain</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/A576893C-33A7-45F8-A4DC-3E0104670426/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dakotayii/"&gt;dakotayii&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Very interesting stuff...........Go to the source&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;eg.,&lt;br/&gt;Artists He Plays&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Nine times: George Jones&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Eight times: Tom Waits, Dinah Washington&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Seven times: Bob Wills &amp;amp; His Texas Playboys, Louis Armstrong, Van Morrison&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Six times: Buddy Johnson, Elvis Costello, Frank Sinatra, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Louis Jordan, Muddy Waters, Porter Wagoner, The Rolling Stones&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://hamishrobertson.com/vf-dylan.html" title="http://hamishrobertson.com/vf-dylan.html"&gt;hamishrobertson.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/dakotayii/512/C8564668-07D5-4C48-A819-987EA8F126C2.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://hamishrobertson.com/vf-dylan.html</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:43:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Quantum Physics of Genesis</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/15EA23C0-70DA-440A-99EC-153F0E245383/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/ratilfar/"&gt;ratilfar&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  For a better resolution you have to click on the link. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.mathematicianspictures.com/Images/550w_QU.jpg" title="http://www.mathematicianspictures.com/Images/550w_QU.jpg"&gt;www.mathematicianspictures.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/ratilfar/512/2FD2FAD3-9832-4664-AA00-ED27631DFC9D.jpg" alt="http://www.mathematicianspictures.com/Images/550w_QU.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/god/" rel="tag"&gt;god&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/religion/" rel="tag"&gt;religion&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/science/" rel="tag"&gt;science&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humor/" rel="tag"&gt;humor&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/evolution/" rel="tag"&gt;evolution&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/creation/" rel="tag"&gt;creation&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/creationism/" rel="tag"&gt;creationism&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.mathematicianspictures.com/Images/550w_QU.jpg</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:35:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Write Like an Egyptian</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/7433E4A8-894A-43EE-BB73-DE8FAC4FF9B1/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/dakotayii/"&gt;dakotayii&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  enjoy &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.upennmuseum.com/hieroglyphsreal.cgi/" title="http://www.upennmuseum.com/hieroglyphsreal.cgi/"&gt;www.upennmuseum.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;CENTER&gt;&lt;FONT size="-1"&gt;&lt;B&gt;University of Pennsylvania Museum of Archaeology and Anthropology&lt;/B&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
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&lt;CENTER&gt;your name in hieroglyphs,&lt;BR /&gt;
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&lt;/FORM&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.upennmuseum.com/hieroglyphsreal.cgi/</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:52:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>"Shit Happens": according to various religions and spiritual philosophies</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/E695C338-2016-45D8-8290-B29C50569054/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/astronkyttaron/"&gt;astronkyttaron&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/images/icons/smilies/grin.gif" alt="" /&gt; More at the site &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.katinkahesselink.net/other/shithappens.html" title="http://www.katinkahesselink.net/other/shithappens.html"&gt;www.katinkahesselink.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;TAOISM: Shit happens.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens".&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

&lt;A href="http://www.katinkahesselink.net/tibet/zen-buddhism.html"&gt;ZEN&lt;/A&gt;:
(What is the sound of shit happening?)&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really
shit?&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

COMMUNISM. Equal shit happens to all people.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens because of your toilet training.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you're on our shit list.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

ZOROASTRIANISM: Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

MYSTICISM: What weird shit!&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

AGNOSTICISM: What is this shit?&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

ATHEISM: I don't believe this shit!&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

NIHILISM: Who needs this shit?&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

VOODOO: Hey, that shit looks just like you!&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

&lt;A href="http://www.katinkahesselink.net/tibet/"&gt;BUDDHISM&lt;/A&gt;:
Shit happens, but pay no mind.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

&lt;A href="http://theosophy.katinkahesselink.net/"&gt;THEOSOPHY&lt;/A&gt;:
You don't know half of the shit that happens.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

CHARISMATIC: This is not shit and it doesn't smell bad.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;

SHINTOISM: Shit is everywhere.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;

HOPI: Corn fertilizer happens&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/entertainment/" rel="tag"&gt;entertainment&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/jokes/" rel="tag"&gt;jokes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.katinkahesselink.net/other/shithappens.html</clipSource><pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:07:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Don't Turn Your Back on Your Brain</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/402814E8-8390-4C27-B106-86C618F32ECD/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/wildcat/"&gt;wildcat&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  go read all of it and have some fun with your mind &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/alttext/2008/02/alttext_0213" title="http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/alttext/2008/02/alttext_0213"&gt;www.wired.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Let's start with memory. It doesn't exist. What you think of as your childhood memories are actually a haphazard pastiche of self-serving fictions, hazy re-creations and repurposed movie scenes held together with a minimal smattering of actual experiences. If you tell your mother about your Christmas memory of getting a new purple bicycle from Uncle Barnett, she will tell you that it was actually Aunt Minnie, and it was a red Go Kart. Whose memory is correct? Neither of yours! Go look at your family photos, and you'll discover that you were actually raised by hoboes in an abandoned train station in rural Turkey.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;Perception? Perception is laughable. Did you ever, as a child, try to write a book report based on a quick reading of the first chapter and cover copy of a novel? That's perception. Your mind takes in a constant geyser of data every instant of the day, discards most of it as unimportant, then fills in the spaces with assumptions and diversions.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/mind/" rel="tag"&gt;mind&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/fun/" rel="tag"&gt;fun&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/memory/" rel="tag"&gt;memory&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/perception/" rel="tag"&gt;perception&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/exploratorium/" rel="tag"&gt;exploratorium&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/alttext/2008/02/alttext_0213</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:48:05 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>