No sex causes bad eyes

Fri, 02 May 2008 03:59:45 GMT

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Osama bin Laden

Thu, 01 May 2008 05:47:15 GMT

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clipper's remarks: A woman from Austin , who was a tree hugger and anti-hunter, purchased
several acres of Hill Country land, near Lake Travis , Texas . There was a
huge tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to view
the natural splendor of her land, so she climbed the tree. As she neared
the top, she encountered a spotted owl. It attacked her! In her haste to
escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground. The ensuing fall
incurred several splinters of wood in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor, 35 minutes away.
She told him she was an environmentalist and anti-hunter and how she came
to receive all of the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with
great patience. He then told her to go into the examining room and he
would see if he could help. The impatient patient sat, and waited for
three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What
took you so long?"
He smiled and said, "Well, I had to get permits f

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was not feeling particularly well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future, she finds the answer:

"You will die on an American holiday."

"Which one," bin Laden asks, nervously.

"It makes no difference," she replied. "Whenever you die, it will be an American holiday."

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No sex causes bad eyes

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