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Before I die I want to...

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 08:46:21 GMT

clipped by: Aribeth
clipper's remarks: Before I die I want to see the world.
And,yes,skydiving of course.

Clip Source: beforeidieiwantto.org

Tags: wishes

The Nuts and Bolts of Penis Enlargement

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 23:57:32 GMT

clipped by: Imnclady
clipper's remarks: uhhhh Don't try this...

Clip Source: news.yahoo.com

Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis: report

KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.

On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.

Tags: lifestyle, sex, entertainment, ads, advice, men

Binder Clips into Office Weapons

Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:00:19 GMT

clipped by: Sheroug

Clip Source: blog.shoplet.com

Wow, if you thought working at your white-collared job, sitting in your well equipped air-conditioned office, thinking that this is probably one of the safest place to be… you may just want to think twice about that. The office is a jungle. Beside having to watch your back against office colleagues who may be wolf in sheep’s clothes, you may just have to watch out for those seemingly utilitarian office supplies, because in conjuncture with other seemingly innocent office supplies, they may just result to be one of the deadliest office weapon yet. Below is an example of our favorite office supplies- binder clips, turned into office weapons.

Take a few binder clips of varying sizes, turn them upside down, and clip the smaller binder clips inside the larger clips.

It should look like this when the larger binder clips have clipped the smaller ones.

Remove all the binder clip handles.

Add another 2 larger binder clips on top of the smaller edge with a rubber band in between.

Unusual E-Bay Feedback

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:50:32 GMT

clipped by: birdie-brain

Clip Source: www.capnwacky.com

POSITIVE: Thanks for great Rainbow Brite lunchbox. Should shrunken head be inside?

NEUTRAL: Excellent communication, but should've poked holes in box before shipping the kitten. Refunded.

NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.

NEUTRAL: Item shipped promptly and in good condition, but I should not have to bid on birthday presents from my parents.

POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!

NEGATIVE: Should have been clearer that seller only accepts payment in Bhats via Eastern Union Moneygram.

NEGATIVE: Very nice monkey mascot costume, but it's a size 34, not a 63 as advertised.

NEGATIVE: Buying this Space 1999 Lunchbox did not fill the void in my empty life for as long as I'd hoped

NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair

Tags: e-bay, feeback, funny, humour

smell the camera!

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 01:13:58 GMT

clipped by: silvanaraihane

Clip Source: stupidfunnymusic.blogspot.com

Funny Animal Pic-Cute Dog

Mystery Lights Over Arizona and Florida

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 21:13:27 GMT

clipped by: reimers

Clip Source: drudgereport.com

MYSTERY LIGHTS OVER ARIZONA, FLORIDA; RESIDENTS SPOOKED

Clip Source: news.ktar.com

Mystery lights reported over Phoenix

People are looking for an explanation for mysterious red lights that appeared in the north Phoenix sky Monday night, reminiscent of a similar event 11 years ago.

Click here for photos of the lights over Phoenix

Clip Source: www.abc15.com

Unexplained lights spotted above Valley; what were they?

NEW VIDEO from ABC15.com reader (12pm)

VIEWER VIDEO of lights from Tony Toporek

PHOENIX -- Strange lights appeared above the Valley sky in various formations Monday night.

Witnesses reported the lights formed a vertical line, then a diamond shape, followed by a u-shape.

Clip Source: www.azcentral.com

No explanation yet for new mysterious lights over Phoenix
Civilian, military, government officials say they don't know where red lights in north Valley came from.
Photos | Eyewitness | Video | Submit pics

Clip Source: www.local6.com

Mystery Lights Spotted Flying 'In Formation' In Fla. Skies

Video: Mystery Lights Spotted Flying 'In Formation' In Florida Skies

This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:29:59 GMT

clipped by: dakotayii
clipper's remarks: Wooooooooo

Clip Source: news.softpedia.com

This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect!

Enlarge picture

We may not be so impressive as other species with our physical abilities: powerful muscles or weaponry like fangs, claws, horns and so on. But we have evolved to excel in one issue: sex. Not regarding sexual activity - as it has been shown that the bonobo (which is also wrongly named "dwarf chimpanzee") has more sex and much varied than the human being - but penis size.

Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis!

it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

But the huge penis is not a blessing.

He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.

"When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers.

Tags: news

Accused dog abuser won't sign agreement, remains in jail

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:41:20 GMT

clipped by: deadcowkid

Clip Source: www.santacruzsentinel.com

SANTA CRUZ - The Boulder Creek man accused of neglecting dozens of dogs remains in County Jail this morning, despite a judge's order that he be released if he follows three rules outlined in court.

"He's refusing to sign the conditions the judge imposed on him yesterday," prosecutor Heather Jones said.

Brunette was granted conditional, supervised freedom after his preliminary hearing Monday afternoon.

Judge William Kelsay told Brunette he had to call into Pretrial Services every three days to check in, not possess or care for any dogs and allow law enforcement officers to search his property for dogs at any time.

Animal Services officers have confiscated 51 puppies and dogs from the hilly, rural land since late July, when they responded to a neighbor's complaint about dogs crying at all hours of the day and night. Most of the dogs suffer from several ailments, including worms, severe flea problems, skin infections and being malnourished.

Tags: animal neglect, animal abuse, pets

women

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:15:15 GMT

clipped by: waker77

Clip Source: www.anthology-email.net

Hippie Punching

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:12:50 GMT

clipped by: ColoradoRight
clipper's remarks: Do your part today.

Clip Source: www.imao.us

If there's one thing I've realized over the past few years is that hippies are not being punched quite enough, and I think the recent incident with Berkeley and the Marines shows the problem of not enough hippie punching.

So what has led to this dearth in hippie punching? Breakdown in family structure? Loss of prayer in school? Increasing childhood obesity? Prevalence of non-violent videogames? Whatever the reason, I think we need to spend more time telling the next generation the importance of striking hippies in the face with a fist. No functional society has survived hippies running around unpunched, and America will be similarly doomed if we don't change our ways.

Our military is overseas killing terrorists -- the violent form of the hippie -- so they can't be here punching hippies for us. We have to do that ourselves.

Tags: culture, hippies, punch, humor

The Economy

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:54:00 GMT

clipped by: dakotayii

Clip Source: losangeles.craigslist.org

A married couple receives a bank statement with a huge overdraft. They also receive a final demand for the gas bill. So they agree to save money. That evening, they are watching TV when the man gets up and tells his wife that he’s off down to the bar. Outraged, the wife informs him that he has no right to go to the bar and leave her at home when they need to economise. The husband nods and tells his wife to put her coat on. Surprised and amazed, the wife asks, “Are you really going to take me with you?” “No,” he says. “I’m shutting off the heat.”

Tags: jokes

A face you can trust

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:05:10 GMT

clipped by: dakotayii
clipper's remarks: When deciding who to trust, the research suggests, people use shortcuts. For example, they look at faces. According to recent work by Nikolaas Oosterhof and Alexander Todorov of Princeton's psychology department, we form our first opinions of someone's trustworthiness through a quick physiognomic snapshot. By studying people's reactions to a range of artificially-generated faces, Oosterhof and Todorov were able to identify a set of features that seemed to engender trust. Working from those findings, they were able to create a continuum: faces with high inner eyebrows and pronounced cheekbones struck people as trustworthy, faces with low inner eyebrows and shallow cheekbones untrustworthy.

In a paper published in June, they suggested that our unconscious bias is a byproduct of more adaptive instincts: the features that make a face strike us as trustworthy, if exaggerated, make a face look happy - with arching inner eyebrows and upturned mouths - and an exaggerated "untrustworthy"

Clip Source: www.boston.com

Human beings are social animals, and our first instinct is to trust others. Con men, of course, have long known this - their craft consists largely of playing on this predilection, and turning it to their advantage.

Researchers have discovered that surprisingly small factors - where we meet someone, whether their posture mimics ours, even the slope of their eyebrows or the thickness of their chin - can matter as much or more than what they say about themselves. We size up someone's trustworthiness within milliseconds of meeting them, and while we can revise our first impression, there are powerful psychological tendencies that often prevent us from doing so - tendencies that apply even more strongly if we've grown close.

"Trustworthiness is the very first thing that we decide about a person, and once we've decided, we do all kinds of elaborate gymnastics to believe in people."

Tags: science

My cunt examination

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:31:03 GMT

clipped by: dakotayii
clipper's remarks: WTF

Clip Source: www.weirdasianews.com

Tags: humor

Masturbational INSANITY

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 05:54:36 GMT

clipped by: dakotayii
clipper's remarks: The mind too is attacked. The thrall to self-pollution “can no longer look people squarely and frankly in the face, but seeks to avoid meeting people, pulls down his cap to hide his eyes and goes about with a shy and guilty bearing. His memory fails him. His mind begins to lack grasp and grip. He slowly but surely ceases to be positive and self-reliant. Imbecility and insanity may, and often do come as the inevitable result.”

When a boy injures his reproductive powers so that when a man his sexual secretion shall be of inferior quality, his offspring will show it in their physical, mental and moral natures, shaping the history and destiny of the nation.

Clip Source: www.loompanics.com

Recorded at the turn of the twentieth century by Doctor of Divinity Sylvanus Stall, it was one of the most influential forces in the war against the “vile addiction to solitary vice.

Masturbation, proclaimed the good doctor, is like an opiate addiction, soon becoming “a fixed habit, and is likely to be practiced with such violence that idiocy, and even death, may and often does, come speedily

Body, mind and even soul are quickly and inexorably destroyed by this pernicious “secret vice.

Stall paints a grim picture of the chronic masturbator - a figure as cliched in the 1890s as the crypto-lunatic assassin and the raving, bestial “drug addict.” Sallow skin, lusterless eyes, flabby muscles, loose stools, cold and clammy hands, poor digestion, heart palpitations, hollow chest, headaches, dizziness all mark the young man snared by the vicious habit. Orgasm

or “violent shocks to the nervous system” in Stall's words

if repeated or long continued will eventually “shatter and ruin” the body

Tags: health