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This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:29:59 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Wooooooooo

This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect!

We may not be so impressive as other species with our physical abilities: powerful muscles or weaponry like fangs, claws, horns and so on. But we have evolved to excel in one issue: sex. Not regarding sexual activity - as it has been shown that the bonobo (which is also wrongly named "dwarf chimpanzee") has more sex and much varied than the human being - but penis size.

Man is the ape, the monkey and the primate with the biggest penis!

it appears to be the New Yorker Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970). His willy is 9.5 in (24.13 cm) flaccid, 13.5 in (34.29 cm) erect! The average human penis is 6 in (15 cm) long...

But the huge penis is not a blessing.

He lives with his mom and his whale penis, without a girlfriend for 12 years.

"When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers.

Tags: news

Accused dog abuser won't sign agreement, remains in jail

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:41:20 GMT

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Clip Source: www.santacruzsentinel.com

SANTA CRUZ - The Boulder Creek man accused of neglecting dozens of dogs remains in County Jail this morning, despite a judge's order that he be released if he follows three rules outlined in court.

"He's refusing to sign the conditions the judge imposed on him yesterday," prosecutor Heather Jones said.

Brunette was granted conditional, supervised freedom after his preliminary hearing Monday afternoon.

Judge William Kelsay told Brunette he had to call into Pretrial Services every three days to check in, not possess or care for any dogs and allow law enforcement officers to search his property for dogs at any time.

Animal Services officers have confiscated 51 puppies and dogs from the hilly, rural land since late July, when they responded to a neighbor's complaint about dogs crying at all hours of the day and night. Most of the dogs suffer from several ailments, including worms, severe flea problems, skin infections and being malnourished.

Tags: animal neglect, animal abuse, pets

women

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:15:15 GMT

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Clip Source: www.anthology-email.net

Hippie Punching

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:12:50 GMT

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clipper's remarks: Do your part today.

Clip Source: www.imao.us

If there's one thing I've realized over the past few years is that hippies are not being punched quite enough, and I think the recent incident with Berkeley and the Marines shows the problem of not enough hippie punching.

So what has led to this dearth in hippie punching? Breakdown in family structure? Loss of prayer in school? Increasing childhood obesity? Prevalence of non-violent videogames? Whatever the reason, I think we need to spend more time telling the next generation the importance of striking hippies in the face with a fist. No functional society has survived hippies running around unpunched, and America will be similarly doomed if we don't change our ways.

Our military is overseas killing terrorists -- the violent form of the hippie -- so they can't be here punching hippies for us. We have to do that ourselves.

Tags: culture, hippies, punch, humor

The Economy

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:54:00 GMT

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Clip Source: losangeles.craigslist.org

A married couple receives a bank statement with a huge overdraft. They also receive a final demand for the gas bill. So they agree to save money. That evening, they are watching TV when the man gets up and tells his wife that he’s off down to the bar. Outraged, the wife informs him that he has no right to go to the bar and leave her at home when they need to economise. The husband nods and tells his wife to put her coat on. Surprised and amazed, the wife asks, “Are you really going to take me with you?” “No,” he says. “I’m shutting off the heat.”

Tags: jokes

A face you can trust

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 05:05:10 GMT

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clipper's remarks: When deciding who to trust, the research suggests, people use shortcuts. For example, they look at faces. According to recent work by Nikolaas Oosterhof and Alexander Todorov of Princeton's psychology department, we form our first opinions of someone's trustworthiness through a quick physiognomic snapshot. By studying people's reactions to a range of artificially-generated faces, Oosterhof and Todorov were able to identify a set of features that seemed to engender trust. Working from those findings, they were able to create a continuum: faces with high inner eyebrows and pronounced cheekbones struck people as trustworthy, faces with low inner eyebrows and shallow cheekbones untrustworthy.

In a paper published in June, they suggested that our unconscious bias is a byproduct of more adaptive instincts: the features that make a face strike us as trustworthy, if exaggerated, make a face look happy - with arching inner eyebrows and upturned mouths - and an exaggerated "untrustworthy"

Clip Source: www.boston.com

Human beings are social animals, and our first instinct is to trust others. Con men, of course, have long known this - their craft consists largely of playing on this predilection, and turning it to their advantage.

Researchers have discovered that surprisingly small factors - where we meet someone, whether their posture mimics ours, even the slope of their eyebrows or the thickness of their chin - can matter as much or more than what they say about themselves. We size up someone's trustworthiness within milliseconds of meeting them, and while we can revise our first impression, there are powerful psychological tendencies that often prevent us from doing so - tendencies that apply even more strongly if we've grown close.

"Trustworthiness is the very first thing that we decide about a person, and once we've decided, we do all kinds of elaborate gymnastics to believe in people."

Tags: science

My cunt examination

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:31:03 GMT

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clipper's remarks: WTF

Clip Source: www.weirdasianews.com

Tags: humor

Masturbational INSANITY

Tue, 05 Aug 2008 05:54:36 GMT

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clipper's remarks: The mind too is attacked. The thrall to self-pollution “can no longer look people squarely and frankly in the face, but seeks to avoid meeting people, pulls down his cap to hide his eyes and goes about with a shy and guilty bearing. His memory fails him. His mind begins to lack grasp and grip. He slowly but surely ceases to be positive and self-reliant. Imbecility and insanity may, and often do come as the inevitable result.”

When a boy injures his reproductive powers so that when a man his sexual secretion shall be of inferior quality, his offspring will show it in their physical, mental and moral natures, shaping the history and destiny of the nation.

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Recorded at the turn of the twentieth century by Doctor of Divinity Sylvanus Stall, it was one of the most influential forces in the war against the “vile addiction to solitary vice.

Masturbation, proclaimed the good doctor, is like an opiate addiction, soon becoming “a fixed habit, and is likely to be practiced with such violence that idiocy, and even death, may and often does, come speedily

Body, mind and even soul are quickly and inexorably destroyed by this pernicious “secret vice.

Stall paints a grim picture of the chronic masturbator - a figure as cliched in the 1890s as the crypto-lunatic assassin and the raving, bestial “drug addict.” Sallow skin, lusterless eyes, flabby muscles, loose stools, cold and clammy hands, poor digestion, heart palpitations, hollow chest, headaches, dizziness all mark the young man snared by the vicious habit. Orgasm

or “violent shocks to the nervous system” in Stall's words

if repeated or long continued will eventually “shatter and ruin” the body

Tags: health

Skeletal Cartoons

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 02:58:22 GMT

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This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World

This Man Has the Largest Penis in the World: 13.5 in (34.29 cm) Erect!

Accused dog abuser won't sign agreement, remains in jail

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Hippie Punching

The Economy

A face you can trust

My cunt examination

Masturbational INSANITY

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