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<?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="/style/rss/rss_feed.css" type="text/css" media="screen" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Clipmarks | coconutshell's 'people' clips</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipper/coconutshell/tag/people/</link><feedUrl>http://rss.clipmarks.com/clipper/coconutshell/tag/people/</feedUrl><ttl>15</ttl><description>Clip, tag and save information that's important to you. Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!</description><language>en-us</language><item><title>Lifehacker now using Clipmarks as a source</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/03989905-0C1F-41B0-BEF2-9930BD697271/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/coconutshell/"&gt;coconutshell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  Talk about going full circle..&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/images/icons/smilies/grin.gif" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://lifehacker.com/software/personal-relationships/become-more-comfy-in-social-situations-243241.php" title="http://lifehacker.com/software/personal-relationships/become-more-comfy-in-social-situations-243241.php"&gt;lifehacker.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;H2&gt;&lt;A title="Become more comfy in social situations" href="http://lifehacker.com/software/personal-relationships/become-more-comfy-in-social-situations-243241.php"&gt;Become more comfy in social situations&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/H2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;Speaking as an introvert here, I might add that the more you get all nervous about interacting with people, the harder it becomes; stay relaxed and just be yourself. Got any other tips to ease those social situations? Thoughts in the comments.  &lt;SPAN class="byline"&gt;— Wendy Boswell&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV class="related"&gt;
&lt;A href="http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/A69D8C6D-051B-433A-8797-B99B61FB5A63/"&gt;How to get people to like you&lt;/A&gt; [Clipmarks]
&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/lifehacker/" rel="tag"&gt;lifehacker&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/clipmarks/" rel="tag"&gt;clipmarks&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/source/" rel="tag"&gt;source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://lifehacker.com/software/personal-relationships/become-more-comfy-in-social-situations-243241.php</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 18:03:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Happiness: Good for Creativity, Bad for Single-Minded Focus</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/0FAE1E49-0675-49F9-9ADD-1DCC858AF72B/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/coconutshell/"&gt;coconutshell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I thought thinking happy thoughts made you fly.  But this is close enough. &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?chanID=sa003&amp;articleID=980057F2-E7F2-99DF-34CE9E00387C59D3&amp;ref=rss" title="http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?chanID=sa003&amp;articleID=980057F2-E7F2-99DF-34CE9E00387C59D3&amp;ref=rss"&gt;www.sciam.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD valign="top" align="left" class="titleArticle" colspan="2"&gt;
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		&lt;B&gt;Happy people are open to all sorts of ideas, some of which can be distracting&lt;/B&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt;

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		&lt;B&gt;A HAPPY THOUGHT:&lt;/B&gt; 
		
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			Despite those who romanticize depression as the wellspring of artistic genius, studies find that people are most creative when they are in a good mood, and now researchers may have explained why: For better or worse, happy people have a harder time focusing.

&lt;P&gt;University of Toronto psychologists induced a happy, sad or neutral state in each of 24 participants by playing them specially chosen musical selections. To instill happiness, for example, they played a jazzy version of Bach's &lt;I&gt;Brandenburg Concerto No. 3&lt;/I&gt;. After each musical interlude, the researchers gave subjects two tests to assess their creativity and concentration.
		  &lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;table background="undefined" bgcolor=""&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;TD class="home"&gt;In one test, participants in a happy mood were better able to come up with a word that unified three other seemingly disparate words, such as "mower," "atomic" and "foreign." Solving the puzzle required participants to think creatively, moving beyond the normal word associations--"lawn," "bomb" and "currency"--to come up with the more remote answer: "power."

&lt;P&gt;Interestingly, induced happiness made the subjects worse at the second task, which required them to ignore distractions and focus on a single piece of information. Participants had to identify a letter flashed on a computer screen flanked by either the same letter, as in the string "N N N N N," or a different letter, as in "H H N H H." When the surrounding letters didn't match, the happy participants were slower to recognize the target letter in the middle, indicating that the ringers distracted them.

&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/science/" rel="tag"&gt;science&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/research/" rel="tag"&gt;research&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/psychology/" rel="tag"&gt;psychology&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/people/" rel="tag"&gt;people&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/society/" rel="tag"&gt;society&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?chanID=sa003&amp;articleID=980057F2-E7F2-99DF-34CE9E00387C59D3&amp;ref=rss</clipSource><pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 06:11:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>10 things about drugs</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/79EACB71-5ABA-48C6-8FE8-A265A0847B48/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/coconutshell/"&gt;coconutshell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  The rest is at the source page.   &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.alternet.org/drugreporter/36942/" title="http://www.alternet.org/drugreporter/36942/"&gt;www.alternet.org&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="storyheadline"&gt;The Top 10 Things I Know About Drugs&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P class="storybyline"&gt;
	&lt;B&gt;
	
		By 
		&lt;A title="View%20all%20stories%20by%20Tony%20Newman" href="http://www.alternet.org/authors/5230/"&gt;Tony Newman&lt;/A&gt;, 		&lt;A href="http://www.alternet.org"&gt;AlterNet&lt;/A&gt;. Posted &lt;A title="View%20all%20stories%20published%20on%20June%202%2C%202006" href="http://www.alternet.org/ts/archives/?date%5BF%5D=06%26date%5BY%5D=2006%26date%5Bd%5D=02%26act=Go/"&gt;June 2, 2006&lt;/A&gt;.&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;1. Drugs are everywhere.&lt;/B&gt; Despite a $40 billion a year "war on drugs" and political speeches about a "drug-free society," our society is swimming in drugs. Cigarettes, sugar, alcohol, marijuana, Prozac, Ritalin, Viagra, steroids and caffeine. The vast majority of Americans use drugs on a regular basis. People always have and always will.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;2. Different people have different relationships with different drugs.&lt;/B&gt; My wife is someone who can enjoy an occasional cigarette and only smokes when she drinks. I am an addict who cannot control my cigarette problem. If I have one cigarette, I will end up smoking a pack a day. Some people have serious problems with alcohol and can't enjoy even a single drink. I can handle alcohol and enjoy a drink or two some nights, leave it alone on others, and I rarely have negative experiences with it. Different strokes for different folks.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;3. People use drugs for joy and for pain.&lt;/B&gt; Many people enjoy using mind- and body-altering substances. How many of us enjoy having some drinks and going out dancing? How many of us enjoy a little smoke after a nice dinner with friends? Many people bond with others or find inspiration alone while high on drugs.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;On the flip side, many people self-medicate to try to ease the pain in their lives. How many have us have had too much to drink to drown our sorrows over a breakup or some other painful event? How many of us smoke cigarettes to deal with anxiety or stress?&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;7. Drug abuse is bad, but the drug war is worse.&lt;/B&gt; Locking someone up in a cage for using marijuana or some other drug when no harm has been done to anyone else is cruel and inhumane. People who prohibit clean syringes to reduce the spread of HIV have blood on their hands. Denying financial aid to students who have a drug offense is counterproductive. Many of our country's laws are more harmful than the substances they are trying to combat.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/drugs/" rel="tag"&gt;drugs&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/health/" rel="tag"&gt;health&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/people/" rel="tag"&gt;people&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/society/" rel="tag"&gt;society&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/addiction/" rel="tag"&gt;addiction&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/economy/" rel="tag"&gt;economy&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/war/" rel="tag"&gt;war&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/policy/" rel="tag"&gt;policy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.alternet.org/drugreporter/36942/</clipSource><pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2006 05:51:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>More funny quotes...</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/133DB662-3588-402C-9656-87450F5ECDFA/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/coconutshell/"&gt;coconutshell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  I found the first one funny.&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/images/icons/smilies/grin.gif" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.gsapio.com/3_Funnies/3QuotesAll.htm" title="http://www.gsapio.com/3_Funnies/3QuotesAll.htm"&gt;www.gsapio.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23000000"&gt;"Our 
            bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they 
            can find Kuwait." &lt;I&gt;--A. Whitney Brown&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23000000"&gt;"In 
            elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in 
            a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do 
            tall people burn slower?" &lt;I&gt;--Warren Hutcherson&lt;/I&gt;&lt;BR /&gt;
            &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23000000"&gt;"I 
            ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say 
            because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother 
            is attractive, but I have photographs of her."&lt;I&gt; --Ellen DeGeneres&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23000000"&gt;"Why 
            does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger 
            and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner." 
            &lt;I&gt;--Lynda Montgomery&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23000000"&gt;"What 
            do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?" &lt;I&gt;--Marilyn 
            Pittman&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23000000"&gt;"Why 
            is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when 
            God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"&lt;I&gt; --Lily Tomlin&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23000000"&gt;"Smoking 
            kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of 
            your life."&lt;BR /&gt;
            &lt;I&gt;-- Anti-smoker Brooke Shields&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23000000"&gt;"Traditionally, 
            most of Australia's imports come from overseas."&lt;I&gt;-- Former 
            Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23000000"&gt;"The 
            streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people that make them 
            unsafe."&lt;BR /&gt;
            &lt;I&gt;-- Former Philadelphia Mayor and Police Chief Frank Rizzo&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23000000"&gt;"It 
            is bad luck to be superstitious."&lt;I&gt;-- Andrew Mathis&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;hr size="2" color="#666666" /&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT size="2" face="Arial%2C%20Helvetica%2C%20sans-serif" color="%23000000"&gt;"Half 
            this game is ninety percent mental."&lt;I&gt;-- Philadelphia Phillies 
            manager Danny Ozark&lt;/I&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/humour/" rel="tag"&gt;humour&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/quotes/" rel="tag"&gt;quotes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.gsapio.com/3_Funnies/3QuotesAll.htm</clipSource><pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2006 06:54:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Guide to US Newspapers</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/89C25F63-1302-4DFB-BEBF-696DC30FD77D/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/coconutshell/"&gt;coconutshell&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;clipper's remarks:&lt;/b&gt;  &lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/images/icons/smilies/happy.gif?r=2" style="margin-bottom: -4px;" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.neatorama.com/2006/11/07/guide-to-us-newspapers/" title="http://www.neatorama.com/2006/11/07/guide-to-us-newspapers/"&gt;www.neatorama.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt;
				&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG width="150" height="103" class="imageleft" src="http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-11/newspaper.jpg" /&gt;From Miss Cellania, a guide to US newspaper:&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;BLOCKQUOTE&gt;&lt;P&gt; &lt;EM&gt;1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;EM&gt;2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;EM&gt;3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the country.&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;EM&gt;4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t really understand the Washington Post. They do, however like the smog statistics shown in pie charts.&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;EM&gt;5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn’t have to leave L.A. to do it.&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;EM&gt;6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;EM&gt;7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren’t too sure who’s running the country, and don’t really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;EM&gt;8. The New York Post is read by people who don’t care who’s running the country either, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;EM&gt;9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren’t sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped minority, feministic atheist dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are democrats.&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;EM&gt;10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
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