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Certainly</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/BE64C37B-B952-410C-99D5-CF9091569134/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/skwirlinator/"&gt;skwirlinator&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://mostinterestingblog.blogspot.com/2007/04/34-marvels-of-mechanical-ingenuity.html" title="http://mostinterestingblog.blogspot.com/2007/04/34-marvels-of-mechanical-ingenuity.html"&gt;mostinterestingblog.blogspot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/skwirlinator/512/6B25607C-6F86-44BF-97D8-7CBA749D4C66.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;br 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laws</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/917F965C-E9CF-417E-90D8-C0942BBDDC32/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/clibrube/"&gt;clibrube&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/839837.aspx" title="http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/839837.aspx"&gt;www.mylot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt; However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that computers should be referred to as if they were male. Their top five reasons were: &lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; 1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. &lt;BR /&gt; 2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem. &lt;BR /&gt; 3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model. &lt;BR /&gt; 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. &lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt; 5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/839837.aspx</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 09:07:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Absurd by laws</title><link>http://clipmarks.com/clipmark/0DB1E88F-2274-4D7B-A74E-777650FE8D8D/</link><description>&lt;b&gt;clipped by:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/clibrube/"&gt;clibrube&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"&gt;&lt;div style="background-color:"&gt;&lt;div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;"&gt;Clip Source: &lt;a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/839837.aspx" title="http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/839837.aspx"&gt;www.mylot.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 10px;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align:left;"&gt;&lt;DIV&gt; Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their top five reasons for drawing this conclusion were: &lt;/DIV&gt; &lt;BR /&gt; 1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. &lt;BR /&gt; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. &lt;BR /&gt; 3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." &lt;BR /&gt; 4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. &lt;BR /&gt;&lt;DIV&gt; 5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.&lt;/DIV&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/funny/" rel="tag"&gt;funny&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><clipSource>http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/839837.aspx</clipSource><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 09:05:33 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>