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Bookmarks save entire pages...Clipmarks save the specific content that matters to you!en-ushttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/5ADB2F7B-C31F-47C8-8985-7B9A9A56B630/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/carrerinyes/">carrerinyes</a><br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/" title="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/">www.aclevercookie.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2><A title="Permanent Link: 21 Funny Signs For Make Benefit Your Happy [PICS]" rel="bookmark" href="http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/">21 Funny Signs For Make Benefit Your Happy [PICS]</A></H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P>If I had a business that enabled me to put up signs, I would definitely have fun with it.</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Reach Jesus faster</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/FCA181FD-994F-4DEC-A4F3-8AAC3F988C6D.jpg" alt="The church wants to help kill you" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2> I knew this technique would work</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/73859281-3E67-408B-92BB-5B8F119E70C4.jpg" alt="Drop your pants and get serviced" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Mommy, where do crabs come from?</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/D57E05BC-5B2B-4CC9-BDF0-B90452E4A6E6.jpg" alt="Dirty Dick’s is the place for crabs" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Short and sweet</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/52B77342-2DB7-40F3-A64F-9287EEDD932E.jpg" alt="Trespass and die" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Also short, but not so sweet.</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/3F83E2A6-B3AB-4E8C-87B1-456DBEEAE777.jpg" alt="Old people’s stuff" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Read between the lines, get between my legs</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/812F9015-AADA-4F56-B48B-6629EA1A7DA4.jpg" alt="Clever clever" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>In other words, don’t be an idiot…</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/28B56E88-EFFD-49C8-9FA3-87A7BC172EF2.jpg" alt="Ouch, now thats smarts" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Or you’ll end up in this cemetery, run by Nelson.</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/23377BE9-2718-4200-9997-1E1FE0C92BEA.jpg" alt="Ha Ha Cemetery" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>One of my favorites.</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/7C9989C7-E349-4C9D-B967-9B9C9B357FA7.jpg" alt="Don’t throw things at dangerous beasts" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>That’s how it is in this here parts.</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/FB3DAC1A-6552-4617-B46A-DCEB2231E20B.jpg" alt="That’s the way it goes ’round here" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Who let the dogs out?</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/E7B06CA8-A388-4953-8B1E-A82F138DF720.jpg" alt="A message to all dogs" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Read this one, and read it carefully.</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/10A85326-F655-4292-90F2-C8FFA20C52CA.jpg" alt="Caution: Bears" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Understand?</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/80AF7739-4489-43AF-B516-C8AD5629F36A.jpg" alt="Clear enough?" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Ever wanted to get rid of your kids?</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/F6B7773A-D366-468A-ACEA-EDD3E514DE1E.jpg" alt="Kids will be slaves" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>She took half. Help a brother out!</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/711E2852-DDA5-4F3A-B082-EA0673AA2742.jpg" alt="Gotta make that money back" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Nuclear war, no problem. Cancer…</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/B5EB06A0-4448-4C82-9F6F-2F03256DD70D.jpg" alt="Cockroaches" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Ahh, the sensation</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/06E3B2E6-6767-48B2-A59C-6553B9D1CA6B.jpg" alt="Ahh the sensation" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>You be Bush, I’ll be Cheney.</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/7D418D63-E964-40D9-A278-A6B7560DB1A0.jpg" alt="Bad decisions together" /><br /></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H2>Damn, so much for Sunday mass</H2></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/4CA3DB03-C559-4AC9-B28D-814C664E15FC.jpg" alt="The church lets us down" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;"></div>http://www.aclevercookie.com/21-funny-signs-for-make-benefit-your-happy-pics/Sat, 08 Mar 2008 20:15:03 GMThttp://clipmarks.com/clipmark/F8ADC319-DA37-4727-B6A9-EF496DA7497C/<b>clipped by:</b> <a href="http://clipmarks.com/clipper/carrerinyes/">carrerinyes</a><br><b>clipper's remarks:</b> The flame was lit by focusing the sun's rays on a concave steel mirror at the ruins of the Temple of Hera in Olympia. <br><div border="2" style="margin-top: 10px; border:#000000 1px solid;" width="90%"><div style="background-color:"><div align="center" width="100%" style="padding:4px;margin-bottom:4px;background-color:#666666;overflow:hidden;"><span style="color:#FFFFFF;font-weight:bold;">Clip Source: <a style="color:#FFFFFF;" href="http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/03/24/torch.relay/?iref=hpmostpop" title="http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/03/24/torch.relay/?iref=hpmostpop">edition.cnn.com</a></span></div><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><H1> Protest as Olympic torch is lit</H1></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> <B>(CNN)</B> -- A lone protester managed to breach the tight security during the Olympic torch lighting ceremony in Greece Monday. </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> The camera cut away from the scene until the protester had been removed.</P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> The torch was lit moments later as it began its epic began its 130-day, 137,00 km (85,000 miles) journey. </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> The Olympic torch It will go from the site of ancient Olympia in Greece to Beijing, China, where the 2008 summer games will begin in August. </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> The mammoth trip is the longest ever in Olympic history. </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> The flame was lit by focusing the sun's rays on a concave steel mirror at the ruins of the Temple of Hera in Olympia. </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><P> Greek actress Maria Nafpliotou, portraying the High Priestess, lit the first torch. Alexandros Nikolaidis, a Greek athlete who won a silver medal in taekwondo at the 2004 Olympics, then carried the flame for the first mile. </P></div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><div style="text-align:left;"> China's Olympic swimming gold medalist, Luo Xuejuan, took the flame from Nikolaidis</div></div><hr size="2" color="#666666" /><div style="padding: 10px;"><img src="http://clipmarks.com/image_cache/carrerinyes/512/19D1ADE1-D319-4CA3-9C34-A073EBE47FDE.jpg" alt="China's Olympic chief Liu Qi was speaking when the protester ran up behind him" /><br /></div></div></div><br><div style="margin-bottom: 40px;">Tags: <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/damn/" rel="tag">damn</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/protester/" rel="tag">protester</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/picked/" rel="tag">picked</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/the/" rel="tag">the</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/wrong/" rel="tag">wrong</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/place/" rel="tag">place</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/olympic/" rel="tag">olympic</a>, <a href="http://clipmarks.com/tags/torch/" rel="tag">torch</a></div>http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/03/24/torch.relay/?iref=hpmostpopMon, 24 Mar 2008 12:20:06 GMT